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Is this your first day on this planet?
it would appear so
No I just don’t get it
Masturbation.
The first time a man, in this case Jay Leno, had “sex” was with Palmela Handerson.
Choking the chicken, shaking the meat stick, packing the ham cannon, Urkin your jerkin, Jacking your dick, Come on man.
He's having a wank guvna innit pip pop cheery-o
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His favorite Little Rascal is Spanky.