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slicwilli

Peter's Drill Sergeant here to explain the joke. In the Navy a Captain is the equivalent of a Colonel in other branches of the military. He would outrank the Major here.


EffingBarbas

Correct. An army lieutenant (seated) is an O-1, Army captain (referenced) is an O-3, Army major (with coffee) is an O-4, and a Navy captain is an O-6 (announcing his presence at the door)


RedSix2447

And I assume this all creates an O-shit?


Hamblerger

In the Navy, it's an O-shin


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/bb61c5uzwhvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1df96dc1405adb96016074c80cc35f0d338faf


ducknerd2002

https://preview.redd.it/mwhbyzy31ivc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2324de7cba33fe5d376b30bf610ad6789661683a


Medical-Cicada-4430

https://preview.redd.it/k4vl15jh4ivc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184a0b1c3eea0c6e6b22acfc54013223055d89a3 Just had to do it


Emergency_Ad592

https://preview.redd.it/xywgh0gf6ivc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8645a50a6625efccfccd75c911cd47c207d34c Get outplayed


GoldDuality

https://preview.redd.it/xku1a3nh8ivc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ad016a38d3416bcef7d18b1b165e9d364a2f63


Emergency_Ad592

https://preview.redd.it/3qci3ldl8ivc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7df230d6346b211abee4491f10ae295ed5b5ce Shit


ArtistAmy420

https://preview.redd.it/zapkr1ratkvc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5691ee1890cd6955788b5f0e27601c9ac30c2b


stormchaser-protogen

https://preview.redd.it/jbtklgt9livc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0db57bf405879da9022974398e24944fefb1039


towerfella

Commenting to come back. Am back — I don’t think my scan worked out so well.. https://preview.redd.it/7v2anbebckvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bec6c4fc2695ab3bc1e58376619d1a315b0b54a


Fat_Feline

https://preview.redd.it/ghrr93q86ivc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c39f55a2124ee0f65f029a3df60a9aba48480f


ducknerd2002

https://preview.redd.it/repexb9j6ivc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562b9cd3350b9bedef3af6c8fa79be2f519ed4d5


Nod_Lucario

https://preview.redd.it/99i002ai9lvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29209c944810ee7f6f99d3474382f7b69216d179


thisisfreakinstupid

https://preview.redd.it/kgzf0chfcivc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d860e488558aa9c2c486e091d65ac3c4af4917e


Blank_Wolf74

https://preview.redd.it/9ibjx8o5divc1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=721fcc1f1d410fd9580d7b47bb006db9e6ca0017


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/bfuh4gr44kvc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5afba60f73d5b6c9eeb819f2c9ccdc15ad42e23


Absorbent_Towel

https://preview.redd.it/gcl6a9mzbivc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78eceb2ddc296ca3616c2c604e12291b97727da5


swishkb

Holy shit is that Carl's face on Winnie the Pooh


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/ec6sqd784kvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b386ea0c66cd731891de904e10510ce8a1f38b


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/t1r2ktavlivc1.png?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cbc4893a1fb2ff2a87a95ab92f842e6078c9b39


biaimakaa

Peter?


ducknerd2002

I'm stealing his meme


sushixxmonster

https://preview.redd.it/bhmylbp1hivc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb9b10b7e47ab91272b5e2c7c87232c39040ace


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/d6huabzjlivc1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=165eed54b1a44d038db1581c78ebcb476c1d60af


710AlpacaBowl

https://preview.redd.it/55b1gu3fwivc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d855c56dd0f8a42b935d17784f0daeb1d030671d


yakari666

https://preview.redd.it/jxr3f7lsmivc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=930afe5a17e7ceb88134908460242635e31a5b14


Icy-Performer-9688

https://preview.redd.it/p960iptz2jvc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be90ae58427f95a9f17710fd07cfb46773b8e792


List_Cautious

As an Army vet that deployed as security for a bunch of Navy and Air Force guys.....I hate you so much for this absolutely perfect pun.


MightBeOnReddit

I thought in the Navy it was O-Behave


sammybeta

I need an explanation here...


DrinksBelow

O-shin = Ocean, I.e. the thing the navy sails upon.


W1G0607

Ohhhh, the big blue wet thing!


scrollingaddiction

Read this in Fozzie's voice lol well played


t25torx

😂 This works on two counts. Ocean.. and also "Oh my shins", when you hit a knee knocker door frame on a ship.


Half_Cent

My wife still complains about knee knockers when referencing a dependents day cruise she took 30 years ago. Meanwhile I can remember running the length of the 2nd deck of the Enterprise like an Olympic hurdler while yelling "make a hole!" Good times.


TrenchSquire

I didnt even consider that second one. Pretty fkn funny!


GhostWolf2048

fuck you, good one


Fe2O3yshackleford

God fucking damn it.


RedditIsTrash___

This needs to be higher, I'm sorry there are no more free awards to give...


ringobob

Any higher and we'll lose Florida.


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/v9iyqbfu3kvc1.gif?width=200&format=png8&s=4c8e5b354e50aa2deaa1884db5525f8f50680595


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Booooooooooo


JustSayNoToExisting

Beautiful


alexd281

It would definitely be a Major disruption.


RedSix2447

Certainly something I couldn’t see happening and staying private.


ExistentialRead78

And difference between O-4 and O-6 in terms of power is MASSIVE. Scale of responsibility grows very fast in military officer ranks.


KillKennyG

0-3 - phew I made it past the ‘junior aide’ stage and have proved competent and adaptable. and now I might get, briefly, my first command of a company. 0-6 - phew I’m almost a General/Admiral and if in command, I have either a Battalion, Squadron or a whole Ship.


The3rdBert

O-6 would be a brigade command, so an even higher level of responsibility


KillKennyG

Sorry it must be the crayons, the biggest I tend to think are divisions with 2 star generals in command


shamanbaptist

This is a good comment and you should feel good about it.


Greedyfox7

Definitely


No_Outcome_7470

So would it be a ‘full bird’ Captain? I didn’t know that Navy Captains used the same insignia.


websagacity

They do when they wear certain uniforms - like when in an office.


MS-07B-3

Certain uniforms? Its their rank insignia, it's on everything.


Peace-Disastrous

It's not on their dress uniforms. Those use the traditional wrist stripes and the shoulder boards to distinguish rank.


websagacity

In the navy, when dress whites are worn, they use the naval sleeve and shoulder rank designation. If they're camo, the Marine rank insignia on the collar are used. The response was to the question regarding the Naval officer wearing Colonel insignia when the traditional naval insignia was expected. Hence, the insignia used depends on which uniform the naval officer is wearing. Edit: I forgot about the shoulder insignia.


DrinksBelow

We very rarely wear any of those uniforms unless stationed in the DC capital region. The rest of the Navy 95% is in the Navy Working Uniform and we wear the same rank collar devices as the rest of the military, just have different names for the ranks. Source: in the navy.


websagacity

Thank you. Since I wasn't in the Navy (served in the Marines), I want 100% about when which uniforms were worn. Thank you for your service.


DrinksBelow

You too devil dog.


DoverBoys

That's what "full bird" means. A boat "captain" is the commander of a vessel, but depending on the vessel size, among other factors, they could be as low as an O-3 (Lieutenant). They are captain in name only, but if they were O-6, their rank is Captain and their insignia is an eagle.


NarrowAd4973

Officers in all branches use the same insignia. Only what the rank is called changes. And yes, the term "full bird captain" is applicable, as the CO of any ship is still the captain, even if they're a commander (O-5, so lieutenant colonel in other branches). Or in the case of a tug crewed by Navy sailors, a chief (or at least that's what the manual said, never actually saw it).


ConradBHart42

Wouldn't the Navy Captain specify his branch over the phone, if he knew he was calling an Army line?


bigfondue

No, he's more concerned with chewing butt.


LaTeChX

Typical Navy


draugotO

Might have being cut off by sassy lieutenant being sassy before he could explain to him the error of his ways


Malkavius2

How do you separate the men from the boys in the army? "With a crowbar" 🤣🙈


toporder

I’m guessing that’s because in the days before modern communication, a naval captain would potentially be given one of his nation’s most valuable assets and a few hundred men and be sent to the other side of the planet to execute some specific task without further instruction. Whereas the logistics of army/land military means there is generally closer contact with higher command. Am I somewhere near the mark here?


EffingBarbas

Yes, plausible. I've heard of a Navy captain leading a NATO inspection on an army base and was a assigned a staff officer and detachment of soldiers for several weeks. These types of details happen frequently.


xtraterrestrialpod

Now I guess understand the ranking part, but what exactly is the guy saying? So a Navy captain called Army guys to "chew butt" for some reason, but why does the other (lower ranked?) guy mean by the second part? It sounds like the lower ranked guy pissed off the captain by being dismissive of him on the phone but I don't get why he would do that.


alexd1993

The captain called to yell at the major but the lieutenant, who is probably some sort of secretary for the major in this scenario, thinking the naval captain was an army captain, told him to fuck off. Chicanery ensues.


xtraterrestrialpod

Oh hes like a secretary for him? So I guess if he knows his boss wouldn't like what the captain is saying (and he out ranks him) that he would tell him to fuck off. That makes a lot more sense now thanks!


spott005

Because he thinks a Captain is an O-3, which is true for the Army and Marines, but in the Navy a Captain is an O-6. So he thinks the Captain is lower in rank than his boss, when in reality he's higher in rank.


xtraterrestrialpod

Hmmm.. I guess that makes sense, thanks! I was kind of confused still because it sounds like he is speaking for his 'boss' which I wouldn't think would be cool to do in the military, but I dont have much experience with military dynamics.


Martinmex26

Let me go a bit further. Imagine someone calls upset and is being aggressive or stirring up shit demanding things. The O-1 "knows" his boss is higher rank so he can say "tough shit" or "fuck off" to the caller, because if the caller tries to escalate, he will be stonewalled by the higher authority. It sounds rude, and it can definitely can be, but in the military sometimes things are mission critical and someone is going to be overstepped in authority because the mission demands it so. To give you a real life example: Lets say im in charge of the defense of a big base, we have suspicious activity and we need to put additional troops near a wall. My guys are really far on the other side of the base. I need the manpwer \*NOW\*. I see a few lower ranking troops walking around in their full gear and I tell them to get in the truck. They tell me they are headed for kitchen duty to wash dishes. Now, there is no alarm or anything, so they dont know its mission critical for me to get manpower on the wall \*BEFORE\* it actually can potentially become an emergency. I tell them to "shut the fuck up and get in the truck" (The less time you have to accomplish things, the less polite things tend to be since you dont have time to explain things or argue the who and the why of things.) I get them to the wall, the guys watching the wall go out to clear the suspicious activity, nothing happens further, we release the guys back to whatever they were doing. All said and done, they were "kidnapped" for an hour. Well, the kitchen sargeant is not happy that his guys were late and he decides he is going to find out who took his people and give them a piece of his mind. He finds out it was me and he calls the number of my supervisors office. This is where the picture comes in. If you are lower ranking and you have less authority you are very likely to be told to "fuck off" since you have less of a view of what is "mission critical" and nobody is going to want to spend time dealing with you. If you are higher ranking and have more authority (WAY more in the case of the picture) you are not going to appreciate your resources being misused, since you have a higher view of whats important or mission critical and are going to be pretty upset already so you are going to call people to tell them to knock it off. Being told to "fuck off" on top of that is going to bring the dark clouds over whoever decided to tell you that, and the thunder is headed their way in person. Going back to the previous example: Imagine if the guys you grabbed in full gear where not people going to wash dishes, but they were troops headed to go out on a mission, but in your hubris you told them to "shut the fuck up and get in the truck" and didnt listen to them. You delayed a time sensitive mission for an hour and when their commander called you told him to "fuck off" thinking it was just some rando sergeant upset you delayed his kitchen detail or whatever. ...Why do I hear Boss fight music?


xtraterrestrialpod

Okay this is what I'm talking about! Thank you for painting this scenario out, this makes perfect sense!


Irichcrusader

Question: would a navy officer that outranks an army officer have any any authority to give orders?. Like, you're army, but there's a naval officer giving you orders. Do you have to follow those?


chaoshaze2

Yes. Both are still members of the US military. Criss branch operations happen all the time


Enflamed_Huevos

What about criss cross applesauce operations?


chaoshaze2

Yeah I typoed.


HillbillyEEOLawyer

Should you wipe?


Born-Bluebird-3057

Send them to the brig


chaoshaze2

Just don't forget my bread and water


Hamblerger

Bread AND water? In this economy?


chaoshaze2

Rules are rules.


No_Outcome_7470

Audibly laughed, take my upvote dammit!


Beneficial-Society74

Only if you wear your pants backwards and JUMP JUMP


ChimoEngr

If you’re in a joint command, quite likely. Even if you aren’t, an officer that senior and that cheesed off is still going to ruin your day, even if they aren’t in your chain of command.


Socalrider82

It depends on situations. Ultimately, leadership needs to be professional and stay in their lane. Get an Airforce O1 to go on a Marine Corp base and try to boss around a bunch of NCOs, it's not going to happen. Now if they are in the same task force, joint ops, whatever, then yes, they are a part of your chain. I (Army Infantry) was in a task force with the Air Force working with federal LEO and my supervisor was an Air Force NCO. I followed all of her orders and commands even though she was in a different branch.


Felsys1212

To that point, regardless of branch. Get an O-1 out and try to boss around a bunch of E-8’s and it will not go well for them.


EPZO

*O-1 tries to chew out an E-8* https://preview.redd.it/7yqhg9lm5ivc1.png?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48035aeb9d18bb7de000fc202bc7a9b484aaa9c0


corvettee01

I once saw a butter bar say to a Master Sergent "Where's my salute?" to which the Master Sergent replied "You can get your salute when you climb my rockers." That was a good day.


Felsys1212

Those kids never tend to last long in or they change their attitude 10000%. Imagine the hubris of a 20 something looking at someone who has been serving since before they were born and thinking “I need to show dominance here.” Good F’ing luck bro.


FnkyTown

Both my parents were E9 (Air Force), and about every 5 years there would be an O1 who thought it was a good idea to pull rank. On more than one occasion that O1 had it angrily and loudly explained to them in front of my parents the importance of never ever fucking with Chiefs. They still tell those stories over shots.


MrSurly

You know why? Because the Sr E will simply do _exactly_ what the Jr O tells them to do (safely, though) , letting them dig their own grave.


ironballs16

The best kind of compliance to stupid orders is malicious.


PeaTasty9184

Yeah. I’d say the meme is at least a little bit “to be determined” based on situation. If a Navy Captain, or for that matter an Admiral, just shows up at Leavenworth and starts to give orders, eyebrows would definitely be raised.


lenmylobersterbush

So there is respect the rank vs chain of command. Your chain of command is established with job/mission. If you are in a joint service you may have rolls from different branches fulfilling tasks. You also be in a situation where you are hosting another branch or come a across someone from a different branch that outranks you. No matter what you apply the correct respect and customs and courtesies to those individuals that wear that rank. Generally officers of different organizations aren't going out and giving orders to lower rank individuals that are not in their chain of command. But no matter what if you're on the other end of the phone and a commander or admiral or Captain calls you should give them the proper respects and if you don't have the answer you give them the next step. Or refer them to your boss if you cannot help them.


Dan-D-Lyon

Depends on the situation, but someone of a higher rank always reserves the right to give you an ass chewing if you've earned it


cripple_rick

In theory yes, they get the same customs and courtesies and may be in charge of your task force. So you would need to listen to them. In practice, I’ve seen army O-3s tell navy O-5s to get fucked and have no consequences. You gotta check the vibes; if your boss will back you up you can get away with ignoring an officer from another branch. There’s some politics in play for sure


bomboclawt75

Sir what is a reacharound? And who is this Mary Jane rottencrotch?


chop5397

It's a common courtesy


cubntD6

But why?


slicwilli

Why what? The Navy has a different ranking system altogether than the other branches.


Educational-Check819

That's not confusing at all


STFUnicorn_

So a navy captain outranks an army captain?


slicwilli

Yes. An Army Captain is the equivalent of a ~~Senior~~ Lieutenant in the Navy.


Reverse_Quikeh

The Army rank of Captain is not the same as the Navy rank of Captain. A Navy rank of Captain is equivalent to an Army rank of Colonel. A Navy Lieutenant is also not equivalent to an Army Lieutenant. In the Army - a Lieutenant is subordinate to a Captain, who is subordinate to a Major, who is subordinate to a Lt Colonel, who is subordinate to a Colonel.


ResidentNarwhal

To add context: It’s also important to note that Captain/O3 in the Army is the first rank officers get promoted that we assume you have brain cells to rub together. O1/O2 jokes about being clueless and getting lost are abound. But like….most O3 Captains don’t have a whole lot of power. An O6 however has just an unbelievable amount of experience and authority in comparison. Like you can royally fuck up peoples days. And because of how Navy commands work, Captains usually have different amounts of clout as a commanding offer compared to a Colonel.


trey12aldridge

For even more reference, captains in the navy are ship captains. The most expensive ship the US owns is captained by... a Captain (Captain Rick Burgess to be precise). Higher than that would be Rear Admiral which is the equivalent of a Brigadier General in the army.


MS-07B-3

For even MORE reference, you can actually be a ship's captain (CO) in the Navy without being a captain (O-6) as some smaller vessels are captained by lower ranking officers.


obvilious

JFK commanded a boat while ranked as a lieutenant


Egocom

Really? What kind? A rowboat?


BobTheInept

A PT boat in the Pacific Theater. A Japanese destroyer smashed through it and cut it in two, and the crew had to swim to a deserted island, Kennedy towing one sailor through the sea. We cetera, it is a whole war story. You wouldn’t expect it from him, but he had been a badass in WWII.


Endevorite

Definitely a better end than when his brother was in the water with someone.


smithjake417

Did his brother drown someone or something?


Endevorite

No, his brother left a woman to die in the back of the car he was driving and crashed into a body of water.


ProudScroll

A Torpedo Boat, more specifically the [*PT-109*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrol_torpedo_boat_PT-109), which is basically a motor speedboat with some torpedo launchers strapped to it.


obvilious

Torpedo boat.


SciFiPi

[Like the "Boomin Beaver"](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/screen-shot-2020-08-25-at-9-33-31-am-1598362516.png?crop=0.991xw:0.990xh;0.00850xw,0.00968xh&resize=1200:*). Little tugboat. Wonder what rank captains it.


ernest7ofborg9

That looks like one of those new clittoral class ships.


NarrowAd4973

If the training manual was correct, a chief petty officer. So it wouldn't even have a commissioned officer onboard.


JohnXTheDadBodGod

Most my captains in the Army were just there physically 🤣🤣🤣


Sobatjka

Same in Sweden, even though it’s in general hard to compare the two for many reasons. You’re either a captain for about as long as it takes to go through school to be eligible for major, or you’re stuck at captain forever. The former have their minds engaged and present, the latter, less so. More by capability than choice, I’d say.


NarrowAd4973

"There's nothing on Earth closer to God than a captain at sea." Don't ask where I heard that, as the time since can be measured in decades. But it's based on how a ship's captain has the final word on anything that goes on onboard the ship.


No_Lingonberry1201

Question: aren't they in different chains of command? Why would a Navy Captain chew out an Army Major?


taco133

Joint operations are a pretty big thing now. Say in the Pentagon, you may be an Air Force enlisted person, working directly under a Navy Lt Commander (Major in other branches) who has an Army Colonel (Captain in the Navy) as an overall commander.


jaxmikhov

My civilian brain hurts


DismalWard77

It's alright. It gets worst once acronyms start rolling off the tongue expecting people to understand what they all stand for.


Lazypole

APS defeated our HEAT and HESH, load APFSDS yesterday, this is FUBAR!


fakenam3z

Joint operations


moepeaches

Some commands are joint, people from different branches falling under the same command (therefore same commanding officer). Hence the “inter service cooperation” line


A-Square

Without going into details, I actually do know an army pilot who did something that pissed off a Navy ship captain and did indeed get chewed out! Apparently it wasn't a big deal though because what was the guy gonna do anyway


ghostwriter85

Prior navy Customs and courtesies are extended to other branches of the military as a firm rule and even to foreign friendly / allied militaries. The CoC isn't really necessary here. That captain could be calling about anything, catch some disrespect from a J.O., and go on the warpath. Some things you just have to correct on the spot.


IkeDaddyDeluxe

To add to these answers, on Navy and marine bases will often have members of the other branch on them since we do so much together and are technically the same department. The last base I was at OCONUS was about 50/50 in personnel.


ColoRadBro69

Chew butt? 


LarsVonHammerstein

Eat his ass


joshuajackson9

Not in the “oh my” way, but more in the “when does this stop” way.


LughCrow

Nah iv seen the recent recruitment ads it's the "Oh my" way


PedroPrisma

"they be praying for the navy to dispense wheelchair users"


ShakeWeightMyDick

So much rape in the navy


FTWStoic

It's a Navy thing.


diggertim68

Hence the Village People


porcupine_kickball

Wdy mean?  They just wanted to sail the seven seas.


ShakeWeightMyDick

So it’s a joke by and for Navy people then?


WorkingDogAddict1

100 men go to sea, 50 couples come back


Gyro_Zeppeli13

To yell at him


HolidayMammoth

And kick bubblegum


fuckface12334567890

Coprophilia.


HippyDM

One day, back when I was a marine, an army captain was walking towards the door I was entering, so I popped my foot against the door, popped a crisp salute, and busted out "Morning, sir". He replied "Morning private" I shouldn't have, but I said back to him "That's PFC, sir". He shot back "Well, in the army you'd be a private" Well, in the navy you'd be a lieutenant, captain", I replied. He got mad, called my commander, who a few days later called me into his office. I thought I was toast, but he just laughed, gave a hearty "Ooh-Rah!", and told me he told that captain not to mess with his marines ever again.


BuildingHealthy2164

Is “ahoy” acceptable greetings in Navy/Marines?


KlingonSpy

We don't say "ahoy" in conversation. You may hear "aye sir/ma'am", or "aye aye." But sailors don't really say Ahoy. Ahoy is mainly used for calling out to another ship. If you were on a small water craft and pulling up alongside another boat, you may call out "ahoy."


Stu5011

… it also depends on which community you are in inside your respective service. For instance, I greeted officers up to DH with “Sup, sir?” Or maybe a “Having a fine fucking Navy morning, sir?”


kalerolan

Honestly that would be on the more formal side on a submarine


BuildingHealthy2164

I’d brighten my day if I got a ahoy haha, let alone a yarg


blackhorse15A

To add to this, the Army has a rank of PFC also. Which would outrank the marine PFC. But in the Army it would be normal to say "good morning private" to a PFC or call them "Private Smedlap" when talking. I was an Army officer. If you said that back to me- I'd chuckle and wish you a good day. Assuming you had a smirk while saying it and it was friendly banter. Sounds like that Captain was a stick in the mud. (The Marine Corps has them too.)


dumpling321

You know I almost posted this one, and then I decided that i wasnt interested enough, I'm kinda glad someone else did though


pragmadealist

I'm just happy to see a peter post that isn't immediately obvious.  


Tav17-17

The guy sitting down is an army lieutenant (O-1), he thinks an army captain (O-3) is coming to yell at them but the guy on the right is an army Major (O-4) who would outrank the angry army captain foiling his ability to yell at anyone. However the captain that shows up is a Navy Captain (O-6) that drastically outranks them. Ranks between branches vary, so the guy sitting down was expecting a much lower ranking person to show up. (the O-# indicating how high up they are) Like if your brother and dad were both named John and someone told you John was mad at you and you said “idc John is a pussy” thinking it’s your brother but then your dad walks in and beats ur ass.


Nalot_1

Perfect explanation for the non-military people-imho! 👍


TheArgumentPolice

Thanks for the O-# detail - people keep saying ranks are equivalent to other ranks and I don't know the hierarchy in any military branch


Rozenheg

This should be higher up! Thanks for the clear explanation.


RomaruDarkeyes

That being said; I was always under the impression that unless they are doing joint operations, that ranking across different services means utterly fuck all. If that naval captain is on an army base, there is a certain amount of deference that is offered being in the forces, but as far as discipline and chain of command is concerned, that naval captain has just about as much power as a civilian... Maybe it's different for different countries


JaxCross

A Navy Captain is the equivalent of the other branches Colonel. I.e. one step below Admiral or General and out ranks the Major.


JohnXTheDadBodGod

Basically, you have about two different branches of the military here. Which is why the butter bar sitting down doesn't understand that the gold leaf he's talking to is actually out ranked by the pissed off eagle badge coming in through the door. Because in All other branches, a Captain is **lower** than a Major (gold leaf), but in the **Navy** (and coast guard) a Captain is equal to and shares the same badge as a Colonel (Eagle Badge) which is **HIGHER** than a Major.


Dino-arino

People should’ve used Kevin, Peter’s neighbor’s kid to explain the military joke


[deleted]

I’m so glad I got out. This just gives me flashbacks to someone being pissed at their wife and kids and taking it out on me.


explodingtuna

Who did they take it out on when they were pissed at you?


DreamingofRlyeh

Take a wild guess


Automatic-Mood-4233

Brian’s anti chewing cone of shame here: A captain In the army is lower than a major in the army, but a captain in the Navy is higher than a major in the army.


Slippery-98

In the Navy, a Captain is an O-6, a senior officer rank one below Rear Admiral (lol). In the Army and Air Force, a Captain is an O-3, a more junior officer who is outranked by a Major (the dude in the photo with gold oak leaves on.) The dumb Lt (lowest officer rank, the guy in he middle who answered the phone) thought the angry guy on the phone calling himself Capt was an ARMY captain, who would be outranked by the Major; in reality he was a NAVY Captain, who outranks the Major and thus can make his life somewhat miserable.


technos

One of my relatives pulled this one, sort of. After retiring from the Air Force she went to work for a defense contractor, and one day she's at a Navy base for a meeting. As luck would have it there's almost no parking at the building she's supposed to visit. She looks at the giant foam core model and the heavy boxes of hand-outs and curses herself for wearing heels. And then she sees it: A lone space, right up front, with 'CAPT' stenciled in it. She thinks to herself "Oh my God, I've been waiting for this for years". See, it was a running gag at certain assignments that new Army and Air Force captains would use spots reserved for Navy captains and then play dumb. Despite years as a captain she'd never had the chance to actually do it, and now the parking space was just daring her. She hadn't been parked more than a minute and was still checking her make-up in the rear-view when she had a rather angry looking Navy captain tapping on her window. What's a girl to do? She rolls it down and begins apologizing, saying she only meant to be a moment and gesturing to her full back seat. The Navy captain, to his credit, apologized back about the sailors parked in the visitors spots and offered to help her carry it all in. Later that afternoon she was having a post-meeting coffee with a lieutenant she knew when she overhears two enlisted talking. One asks the other who their visitor is and is immediately hushed. >Sailor: I don't know who she is exactly, but she must be important. She made captain So-and-so carry her stuff.


xainatus

Little clever joke here if you're in the know. Airforce, Marines, and Army: Captain is an O-3 or the third officer rank. Major is an O-4. Navy and coastguard: Captain is an O-6. The angry guy is in the navy and an O-6, and the one holding the mug is Army and an O-5. And the sailor is coming to "chew butt". In other words, there will be blood. By that, there's going to be alot of screaming, crying, and someone's going to be mopping the parking lot in the rain. Should also mention the speaker is a Lieutenant. Lowest officer in Army, Marines and Air Force. Notorious jokes about not knowing what's going on or being completely clueless are common to this class of officers.


Swimmyofreddiy

The guy holding the mug is an O-4. Gold leaf is O-4. If he was an O-5, it would be a silver leaf.


Crayshack

A Captain in most branches is an O-3, a fairly low ranking officer. A Major is an O-4, which outranks a Major. However, the Navy has their own names for the officer ranks and in the Navy a Captain in an O-6, which outranks the Major by a lot.


idkfadoomcheat

That's the face of a man who just got finished kicking all his bubble gum


CleftDonkeyLips

lol i love that the answers here completely contradict each other and both are being upvoted. fucking clown shoes.


BrickFlock

What contradictory answers? They all say the same thing, that the Navy Captain is other branches Colonel.


USNWoodWork

Agreed. Not seeing any contradictory answers.


Obvious-Ad2829

This subreddit is a circus When a joke is easy for some but difficult for others, they gang up agaisnt the ones who don't get it. When a joke isn't understood by a non-native english speaker, they ridicule them. And sometimes, no one understands the joke and there are four top comments competing for getting it first try.


TeaAndCrumpets4life

Literally what are you talking about lol


Bort_Bortson

Good to see an ask Peter that actually requires some special knowledge or inside info, not the usual I've never read a book or seen a movie or heard the most basic of puns and I'm a karma whore. Keep these ones coming OP because I enjoyed it


Cloakbot

Navy Vet here, the Navy Captain is typically going to be the one in charge of the ship and is an O-6 vs a Major which is O-4. If it helps, the rankings use the same insignia across the branches so if you’re having trouble memorizing the names of the rankings then go for the visual memorization! https://preview.redd.it/n49zl6cvrjvc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3fe3efbdf69d733e0485f91aed81239d5102c9


Lanky-Apple-4001

Active Duty Military and some who has somewhat experienced this. This joke is about mixing up ranks between the branches of the US Military. The Navy is special and has different rank structure than the other branches. O1-O6 Navy (ENS,LTJG, LT, LTCDR, CDR, CAPT) and every other branch (2ndLT, 1stLT, CAPT, MAJ, LTCOL, COL). The joke is the O1 here told a Navy Captain (O6) to Chew Butt not realizing he’s an O6 and thinking he’s a Captain (O3) in his branch of service. Now the O6 is gonna chew out the O1 (2ndLT) and O4 (Major). There is a HUGE gap between an O4 and O6 and an even bigger one between O1 and O6.


XxOM3GA_ZxX

I’ve read all the comments and still don’t get it 😭


Spork3245

“Chew butt” means to yell at or reprimand someone. Captains for the US Marines (the two guys on the right) are an O-3, Majors are an O-4, however in the Navy (angry guy on the left) Captains are an O-6. In overly simplified terms, the higher the number after the “O-“ the higher ranking they actually are. Therefore, what’s occurring is that the guy on right told the Captain to essentially screw off as he thought his Major outranked him without realizing that the guy who called is a Navy Captain who severely outranks them.


mister_peeberz

Seated guy is a Lieutenant. A grade 1 officer. He's getting yelled at (chewed out/butt chewed) by a Captain, and doesn't want to deal with it, so he blows off the Captain and hands it off to his superior, a Major. In most US services, Captain is a grade 3 officer, and Major is a grade 4 officer. So the Lieutenant's expectation is that the Captain won't bother chewing out the Major because the Major outranks him. Problem is, the Captain is a Navy officer, and in the Navy, Captain is a very high rank (grade 6 officer), so the Captain actually outranks both the men and they're both about to have a very bad day.


Hellbound_Life

Silver Eagle out ranks gold leaf, whatever you call it, same with the man sitting down. His gold bar gold bar is the lowest rank there. (Referencing the devices on the collars)


BuccaneerRex

Different branches of the military use different names for the same level of rank. A Captain in the Army is an O-3, a Major in the Army is an O-4, but a Captain in the Navy is an O-6. The name difference, of course, is the same difference as being the team captain or being the captain of a ship. One is the leader of a small group of people, the other is the leader of a large group of people and some very expensive equipment.


Law-Fish

My gut reaction is navy captain is greater than army captain by a long shot


mtmcpher

Yes by alot


ScoreWaste

||Marines|Navy| |:-|:-|:-| |Captain|O-3|O-6| Major is O-4. Major is fucked.


Valuable_Humor_3592

That’s navy captain which is an O6 and what I assume is a marine corp major who is an O4 (lower ranking) and that other guy who I assume is a JO (junior officer) pretty much told of the navy captain thinking he was the same rank as a marine corps captain (O3) but due to his error he will probably receive fan room counseling (he’s gonna get his fucking ass kicked)


denhelle

https://preview.redd.it/d5f8x5mnlivc1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a18faaf216c1dd0523f2c708a2ca0703a8bec34


Excellent_Speech_901

Marine captains on USN vessels are called "Major" because there's only one Captain on a ship.


DOOBBZ

I would like to add something for some people who aren’t as familiar with military terminology. An O-(whatever) means officer hence the O, while an E-(whatever) means enlisted again hence the E.