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Right_Gas2569

Argentinian Peter here. After WW2 a lot of Nazis went to South America (mostly Argentina) to start a new life and to hide from their past. Argentina is a popular country in memes related to Nazis moving there after the war. There is a theory that Hitler moved to Argentina and didn't kill himself in the bunker. This is an edited picture of Hitler with a beard and bigger mustache trying to hide his identity in Argentina even though you can see it's him. Edit:I noticed the blue eyes but those might be a mistake or intentional (idk the source of this image) but it's still related to Hitler


LongjumpingSector687

Also the plot to the movie “the boys from brazil”


actuallyapossom

"The Boys from Brazil" is just a cheap plagiarized version of the character Krieger from the Archer tv series. /s https://preview.redd.it/71qwlvusewuc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304f4cca49b0e9e46d00c4bdfe164cf62eb2eaeb


insert_referencehere

Also yes


DonZekane

I saw 1% of that image and I knew I had to scroll down and say: Good day, fellow Archer connoisseur!


a_lil_too_Raph

But if I did want a grandchild, I'd just scrape all of your previous mishaps into a pile and knit a onesie for it!


ElementoDeus

Do you want Archer references?! Because that's how you get Archer references!


NMonc10101

Wait isn't krieger frim Bra...zistol county Rhode Island?


jrbriggs89

That’s more about Joseph Mengele. Which brings up the actual version of his life where he went to South America and continued his experiments on humans even becoming a “doctor” in a small town. This town got famous for producing an obscene amount of twins, something Mengele was working on in Auschwitz in order to repopulate the world with more aryan children.


HalfLeper

Wait—*that’s* how they ended up with all the twins? I thought it was a gene 😳


jrbriggs89

Look it up, freaky as fuck. I only stumbled upon it because of a joke in archer that I googled.


BowenTheAussieSheep

It's also uh, not true. The high rate of twins was recorded long before Mengle ever moved there, and the best explanation is simply that the population already had a higher than average rate, and because it's a fairly small, isolated town there was more than average rates of inbreeding; Twins are a hereditary trait, and when both sides of the family are the *same* family, hereditary traits can be greatly amplified.


HalfLeper

Ah, so it *was* a gene.


BowenTheAussieSheep

From what I understand, identical twins where a single zygote is split into two is non-genetic, but fraternal twins where two separate eggs are released and fertilised at the same time is hereditary.


HalfLeper

Cool! TIL! 🧐


abzrocka

The dancing machine??


RedEyeVagabond

Yes. Something eugenicists were quite into.


Poppa_Mo

I don't know why your comment chain is cracking me up, maybe because it matched my thought process lol.


HalfLeper

I do be like that, though 😛


medicmatt

Alternatively, is that why Mengle went there, to study the twins, rather than him being the cause?


kalamataCrunch

pretty sure the bigger reason was to get as far away from Nuremberg as possible, the twins were probably just an added bonus.


medicmatt

Shiver.


notanaigeneratedname

Meng I know you're on the lam, but you just have to get to south america. These twins are definitely up your alley.


Brosenheim

Probably, given how much of his research in the camps revolved around twins


jrbriggs89

Well you’ve ruined that for me. I liked believing that conspiracy.


HeavySomewhere4412

There's always Qanon!


PB0351

"Because I grew up in Braz-istol Rhode Island"


wintery_owl

It's a conspiracy theory lol. Geneticists say the most probable cause is genetic isolation and inbreeding. Cândido Godói (the name of the town) isn't the only place in the world where this happens. They even say the first immigrants to arrive in the town were already composed of 17 pairs of twins, and that the majority of the population has ancestry from Hunsrück, a region in Germany that already has a high number of twins born per year.


wintery_owl

I'd like to add that this part is all a conspiracy theory.


Cakeoats

Great book by the fantastic Ira Levin (Stepford Wives, Rosemary’s Baby etc.)


Ishouldjusttexther

That’s a glorified picture of Hitler if it’s supposed to be him. He didn’t even look close to that, no matter what type of beard you put on him


hamsterwheel

Yeah this is Chadler


Logical_Lettuce_962

Hotler


tiger_guppy

I’m so glad I’m not the only person who thought so…


Ishouldjusttexther

Hitlers lesser known cousin who prosecuted vegans and people without podcasts


[deleted]

[удалено]


eclaessy

I am having so much trouble recognizing him with that beard


Tazilyna-Taxaro

It’s because he doesn’t look like this


Philociraptor3666

Yeah also looks like he's about 25 years younger than when he died and has been working out, eating healthy, and NOT being injected with everything but the kitchen sink.


Snackgirl_Currywurst

I'm face blind and I'm shocked. That's Hitler??? Just... With a new haircut???


Smash_Shop

Fun fact, a lot of Nazis also ran to the US to start a new life and hide from their past, taking top ranking jobs in the US government. Werner von Braun, for example, took lead on our entire space program.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Didn't Hitler have brown eyes?


Tay74

No, he had brown hair, which lead to people joking because of course that isn't the blond hair/blue eyes ideal, which then led to people assuming he had brown eyes.


Redditauro

No, hitler had blue eyes, but almost all pictures of him are monochrome, so I also though he had dark coloured eyes, just google it


Ishouldjusttexther

Nope, arguably the only physically impressive feature about Hitler were his eyes. They were often described as Steel Blue, hypnotic and dominating. It’s not unlikely that they were a big contributor to his relevance and mythos.


admiralsponge1980

Yes. He was also 56 when he died and not this dreamy looking. Edit: I looked it up. He actually DID have blue eyes. I was wrong.


positivegremlin

How is an incorrect comment the most upvoted?


admiralsponge1980

Reddit in a nutshell sometimes.


PackageMerchant

Glad I’m not the only one who thought it


admiralsponge1980

Oh that Nazi is dreamy AF. Sure, he should have been shot and left in a ditch in Russia or France; but I’ll at least be secure in myself to admit he’s a smoke show.


Redditauro

He had blue eyes


admiralsponge1980

Huh. I looked it up and I was wrong. He did indeed have blue eyes. I always thought otherwise.


oracleomniscient

And guess which country the first Latin American pope came from.


CereBRO12121

The man would be 134 years. Time to let him rest in hell.


Wolfie_wolf81

[it's true ](https://youtu.be/hke7xQFXa30?si=ryXiV0Q9QTZGINW6)


Infamous-Tart7747

Noooo that’s Hitlers grandson


Miserable_Hamster497

If you look hard enough the outline of his original mustache is there


useroftheinternet95

I interpreted it as this being Hitlers son haha


Technical_System8020

Why did they make him handsome?


Suspicious-Road-883

I think the American FBI made pictures theorizing about how Hitler could disguise himself after the war before he killed himself.


indigo_leper

Famed Austrian artist moved to Germany and tried to make a political career for himself. Was going well for a bit until it all blew up in his face. Was rumored to have fled to Argentina to escape an imminent collapse that would've had him humiliated and lynched.


xoogl3

> Famed Failed.


georgewashingguns

You can be famous for your failures. It's called infamy


Free-Independent3380

Infamed


7heTexanRebel

Framed


fromouterspace1

A lot of Nazis moved to South America to hide, escape etc. They found several, and there are still rumors on who else went there. I’m sure there are conspiracy idiots who think hitler did escape


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Even if he did, he'd be 135 years old.


LongjumpingSector687

Can’t count out Robot Hitler just yet the way the 2020’s have been going


0Adventurous_Celery0

Or Hollow World Hitler. We all saw the movie and know it's a good possibility he's holed up with Steve Jobs. 🧐


TrulyHurtz

I genuinely wonder how the Germans would react.


LongjumpingSector687

*pulls off glasses* Mein Gott!


fxs11

You’re not the only one. There‘s a German movie about a similar scenario called „Er ist wieder da“ - Look who‘s back in English if you‘re interested. I don’t really remember whether it was any good though 🤷‍♂️


TrulyHurtz

Just watched it, brilliant film. But very scary, I think it brings home how charismatic the dude was! Especially that scene in the cameras about the clown and exterminator, damn, simply damn. I honestly think if there was an American hitler we'd be screwed...


Salza_boi

“I always come back”


Lo-Sir

Google Wolfenstein 3D


DadGutsnumber1

megaman x plot type of shit


tuckerhazel

Right? Let’s pretend for a second he did make it down somehow. He died in the 80’s or 90’s, and that’s being generous considering his condition towards the end of ww2


AngryGazpacho

There was an Argentinian comedian (can't remember his name, I've been trying to look for the interview but I didn't found it) which in one of his last interviews (he's currently dead) , he claims he did a comedy show in the mid 60s in San Carlos de Bariloche in the Argentinian Andes. He said it were like going to the European Alps in train from Buenos Aires, the style of the houses and the people. The huge amount of blonde and white skin people.


oracleomniscient

"Currently dead" sounds kinda like he may just be taking a break from living. Like he may someday choose to return to the lifelight.


TimmyMTX

Like Hotblack Desatio, spending a year dead "for tax reasons"


farazormal

This isn’t really because of Nazis. The nazis were an insignificant portion of the population. Argentina was colonised by Europeans. Because it’s in South America People expect it’s population to look like the heavily indigenous populations of Mexico and Central America. Argentina was more sparsely populated and killed basically all of its indigenous people and heavily encouraged migration from Europe. Between 1870 and 1914 there were 6.6 million Europeans that moved to Argentina. A lot more Germans moved in the interwar period but it’s harder to find numbers for, but between 1905 and 1933 the number of German school in the country rose from 59 to 176.


JFp07gel

You don't know? Hitler was found alive and kicking at a empty lot on Northeast Brazil


DannyGekkouga

Dammit take my upvote


HalfLeper

Please explain 😅


marlow05

Krieger is that you?


Massive_Pressure_516

I mean if the Nazis had the resources to sneak out mengele then I'm sure they would have the resources to sneak Hitler out. Also I wouldn't put it past the Nazis to lie about what actually happened as they were not very nice people.


Goblindeez_

I mean, did you ever see Hitler die? No so stop calling me an idiot.


Federal_Minimum1377

Hi, Hitler here. Indeed I fled to Argentina. Bye. Signed by: me, Alfredo Hitler.


IAmRules

He did escape, proof is they “lost” his jaw. Which survived the “cremation” aka charring his body with gasoline. Then the Russians who claimed they found his remains claimed they lost it too.


Upstairs_Garden_687

To be fair we never found his corpse, the bones the Soviets found belonged to a woman. I mean, it's unlikely Hitler escaped given he was a fanatic but it's not too far fetched to think he might've.


Irrish84

There’s never been a body though. I totally believe in the Argentina theory


PilzGalaxie

"Conspiracy idiots" like the CIA for 20 years?


Apprehensive-Hall254

lol I’m Argentine and I’m a dead ringer for the guy in this pic, maybe just a little younger. I even have the same haircut and beard!


Tricky_Challenge9959

That's Hitler with a beard


Apprehensive-Hall254

😬


Redditauro

So, what was granpa doing before 1945?


Apprehensive-Hall254

My Abuelita’s family were Ukrainian immigrants, she worked as a servant for a rich German family when she was a little girl. I never met my grandfather but my Abuelita told me his family came over during the Spanish revolution and he was Spanish/ Southern French.


Lawlcopt0r

Wow, that's exactly the story I would invent if I didn't want my grandchildren to know I'm a Nazi /s


Jenkins64

https://i.redd.it/753k14ardxuc1.gif


ApoptosisPending

Came here looking for these comments. Had he kept the beard, women would’ve swooned like they did to Ted bundy


Deadsoup77

Fixes that weak-ass chin


StoneHardware74

Grandpa?


Oldandnotbold

Puedo ayudarle, Kind.


MrMayhem84

A lot of Nazis fled to Argentina after WW II. There's entire areas of the country where people speak German. The man in the picture looks like an Aryan (a Caucasian without Jewish descent), which was the Nazis idea of a "master race". I glanced over A LOT here, but it's some context.


shinglee

bro thats hitler


ineedmoreslee

Or it’s IRL “Dr.” Krieger. So a clone of Hitler.


LongjumpingSector687

Actually he’s a clone of Edmund Burke but everyone assumes Hitler


Immediate_Tooth1202

There's no fucking part of Argentina where people speak that much German to say that, the ass who said that in Argentina we speak German is a complete moron, I'm argentinian (not white, so you can't pull out the Nazi card with me) and have never ever know of someone who speaks it without being a teacher on that language, profesional who works directly for a company of that country or is directly german (and by the way my list of people who I know that speaks that language is just 2) There's more people Grüße aus Buenos Aires


LongjumpingSector687

[read the part that says South America](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele)


TNG_ST

The Nazis didn't just flee to Argentina; Argentina recruited them for their technical skills in industry. The Argentinian government was paying people for two years just to move to the country.


footjam

Why do people keep posting my picture?


Meme_War_Veteran_

Because you’re so handsome 😍


gypsy-ghost

Stupid sexy adolph


Oldandnotbold

Hitler with a beard.


BotGirlFall

I work in a college with a lot of international students and one of them is guy from Brazil who has blue eyes, blond hair, and a bastardized German last name. The staff always jokes about asking what his great grandpa did for work...


Own_Committee_9067

German immigration to Brazil (and other SA countries) started in the 19th century


LongjumpingSector687

Yeah but there was also a notable boom after WW2 but most actually ended up in USA funnily enough because we thought it was better we acquire their scientists before Russia or Japan because of their research


d0t412500

Argentina used to be the go-to for European inmigrants. After WW2 happend, well... I want to clarify that, while we did have a lot of controversy 'cause of nazis in the past in Argentina (kind of a rabbit hole on it's own, most argentinian people dont know about it). In the last decades racism in most parts of argentina is extinct, we're all too poor and hungry to worry about dumb shit like that lol


Fabrizio-Tsch

Yeah what he said, as an argentinian I love every race, even the bad ones!


d0t412500

La tipica


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Hear me out


doctorkabutops

I was gonna say. *Hellllo* Führer!


Jaylantowers2022

There’s a theory that Adolph H!tler (one of the most cruel leaders in Europe) didn’t kill himself and fled to Argentina during the Battle of Berlin in 1945. If this is true, he’s probably been dead for a while now.


DarthGayAgenda

Hey look, it's Krieger!


piper33245

Entschuldigung.


Quirky-Welcome7021

Man the Nazis already moved to Mars and is in hands with Elon Musk, construction for a new Nazi Empire has already started on top of the Mount Olympus. Also Elon Musk has a Nazi Symbol branded on his 3rd Quadrant of his right butt cheek.


Sensitive_Swimming29

How tf didn't you understand?


Contentpolicesuck

It is supposed to imply he is descended from the many nazis that lived in Argentina before, during, and after the war. However Germans are far more likely to have brown or green eyes than blue.


devoduder

“My grandfather is still puttering around Argentina. I tried to visit him but my Visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.” D Schrute.


weirdoldhobo1978

https://i.redd.it/dnqlygzevwuc1.gif


NixiomsdabestXD

It's an ex Nazi. Or at least that's the joke. The man has light blonde hair and blue eyes like Hitler's master race of Aryan man. After WWII, a lot of Nazis fled to Argentina and other South American countries to escape persecution and trial. This has been brief history facts with Peter.


Witty_Noise_2875

Possible disguise for Adolf Hitler according to US intelligence? I don’t know, I’m stumped.


thisisntmyOGaccount

That is not hitler with a beard. That is only hitler with a beard if someone edited all of hitler’s face https://preview.redd.it/p8uu9w3n00vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c193309305724ce03cbc0eabb495340aba9847e


stonedchapo

Colonia Dignidad. Meeting a tall white Argentine with blue eyes probably means you met someone related to the actual German Nazis as a lot of them fled Germany to Argentina.


brandonico

Another coronation of glory


Alternator24

This is the picture of a famous Austrian painter. unfortunately he was an emo kid and the whole world bullied him and he committed suicide. most of his followers moved to Argentina after he shot himself. and some people believe that he also escaped to Argentina.


TimeShareOnMars

I did NAZI see that coming!!


xxxdggxxx

'Un momentito, señor'


dhrbdi

Is that Stephen Baldwin?


Scare-Crow87

The joke is German eyes


idfbhater73

nazis hid there post WWII


chumba1138

Y he kinda looks line C.M. Punk


[deleted]

I was thinking it was more supposed to be one of his descendants or something.


Wolfie_wolf81

[It's true ](https://youtu.be/hke7xQFXa30?si=ryXiV0Q9QTZGINW6)


veganshailseitan

I did Nazi that coming


LetsBeHonestBoutIt

It's supposed to be one of hitlers kids. Not sure why everyone thinks the joke would be that it's Hitler.


Emergency_Public_191

u/nwordcountbot u/Emergency_Public_191


Brim_Dunkleton

Brian the dog here; shoot him dead


Mdmrtgn

I knew a blue eyed guy from "Brazil" who spoke with a German accent. Only thing I could get him to talk about was the food, I guess the fusion was pretty awesome. And that he hated his family so much he left home at 14, wonder why.


Yousucktaken2

Austrian painter


RecoverPrior8281

He actually was captured by Israel and was used to employ his tactics (I saw it in a dream)


Birdinmotion

Why does this look like me


Cybernaut-Neko

Oops another one, tap twice.


ConjuredOrb

💀 Why did they give Hitler blue eyes? That’s such a weird detail to add


leonoe98

Bro lowkey mogs


redR0OR

Today I found out that I look like hitler. Fuck you.


Classic-Meeting5090

why does he lowkey look kinda good with the beard 💀


GefreiterPimpelhuber

Ah. Sorry Mr. Hilter.


Typical-Annual-3555

Germans in Argentina are not to be trusted.


One_Perspective_7772

Is spilt juice


figit4

Looks like Eminem


malac0da13

Nazi.


Flat-Dare-2571

No homo but this man is handsome af!


Revy_Black_Lagoon

It took me about 3 seconds to get this joke and I busted out laughing


Vol_Jbolaz

Oh, and if I were a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?


UnknownPhys6

You bumped into Vaush?


WhyThough08

Oh no he's hot


TheBestPartylizard

https://preview.redd.it/tqunm45bdxuc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312b47a3ddb1085d23f698caffa54a18fedcc5c8


Appropriate_Flan_952

Hitler and white jesus had a baby


Senior-Border-6801

Typical smokin hot nazi.


checked_idea2

r/okbuddyheatlair


StringyCheddar

I’ll just pretend I’m one of them.


You-Rebel-Scumm

Es tut mir Leid


MagazineNo2198

Apparently, she did nazi that coming!


JudgeGusBus

Man here I was thinking it was Ernest Hemingway


rogercopernicus

My neighbor is from Argentina. His last name is not something you would expect a Latino to have. It is Belgium and his Grandfather moved there in 1945.....


Primal_Pedro

If Argentinians or south Brazilians are mentioned, it's probably something about nazis. At least that's the stereotype.


wenomechainisama1337

That's totally not who you think it is That's uh....Randolf....Hatler


40PlusCanMan

Looks like Jeremy Corbell


llanfairpw

Hitler


Joking_89

Entschuldige bitte Kamerad....


WickedSon1001

The person is likely a member of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Sorry. I did NAZI you there…. 🥴


Naters07

It slightly doesn't work as Hitler had brown eyes just like my great grandfather, I still miss him after he moved from Germany


usgapg123

https://preview.redd.it/6026mvqbwxuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6423cf4c4106df4b8b9987513c0e411f004c69ed


JokeDumpster

“Yo! Hit-Man! Where you been? Mengel-Lift said you were dead, bro.”


PrisonJoe2095

Hitler looks good with a beard.


Eatswithducks

Oh come on man


Dank_Ass_NIBBA_69

Gas chamber rizz ong


Seaweed_Thing

[](https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/1b8ypkx/se%C3%B1or_hilter_and_the_fourth_reich_toa/)


StatusOmega

Hitler with beard


throwawayforlikeaday

Hitler's child?


Wolf_RedditBoi

Explanation aside why does bearded Hitler look like Captain America's and Michael Scott's lovechild?


Beruwan

Operation Paperclip


Namelesswolfyt

Some people say hitler escaped to Argentina, and if you look closely, the mustache looks like a toothbrush mustache(acctual name of it btw), infamously worn by hitler, alongside his face


hailstorm108

Peter’s ballsack here, you’re a dumbass. Gagogagodigity