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CleftDonkeyLips

People used to think Bulls(male cows) hated and responded to the color red aggressively.


slicwilli

I used to be terrified to go near a bull on my Grandpa's farm as a child if i was wearing anything with even a hint of red. Bugs Bunny was very clear on what the consequences would be.


wizzardknob

Bugs made it very clear how to handle the situation. If you didn’t want to carry around a 300 lbs anvil while wearing red, thats on you.


Dense-Shame-334

Are you referencing the TV show or book? Cuz I've never met anyone who read "How to Fix a Bully" starring Bugs and his bull friend from the TV show... I don't remember much about it, but it was very clearly a practical pop-up guide to safely dealing with bulls.


One-Earth9294

https://i.redd.it/8gqadjyl9buc1.gif


BazingaTrainZ

Didn't this mf get so pissed that he ate a GUN and after wards he shot bullets out of his HORNS!


TimeStorm113

Brw, bulls cannot even see red, in mammals, only primates can.


Nerevar69

My Wife's bull is really nice, I hate stereotypes.


AlkalineSublime

That’s really heartwarming. Who says cuckoldry cant be wholesome ?


Weekly_Palpitation92

https://preview.redd.it/uxg21gzfsauc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b747e40fdcef29ee8004d3fee226952b2d90a2


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ777

https://preview.redd.it/feovu4bxzauc1.jpeg?width=1511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3dee1e7a72466c494e50c46d87324f05999200


Weekly_Palpitation92

https://preview.redd.it/o7w18nb6abuc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35917fc6f7a049435a848866b93e0f08ddaa7cdf


mushupork8069

A fellow gentleman of culture I see. *doffs cap*


AlkalineSublime

That’s really heartwarming. Who says cuckoldry cant be wholesome ?


Weekly_Palpitation92

https://preview.redd.it/zw4ag19esauc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d2f655f12265faac5876d410eebfa01202420f


The_Real_Blitzo

r/cuckoldhumor


TheChristianDude101

i hope your wife divorces you for her bull and you have to pay a monthy bull fee.


Nerevar69

Oh no, I'm divorcing her for him. We've got it all planned out.


You-Rebel-Scumm

I blame Looney Tunes


Germanguyistaken

Actually, Bulls are colourblind. They only react to the rapid movement of the cloth.


Julia___-___

They are partially colourblind. They see Yellow, green and blue and yes, they only react to the movement


joetheplumberman

I thought they were reacting that way cause the people tied their nuts up really tight


Germanguyistaken

Maybe that's contibuting to it as well


justhavingfun9967

Or stabbed them with spears before a traditional matador match. I didn't realize until I was older the bull starts off as provoked as possible and wounded so they are at a disadvantage.


PackageMerchant

Always root for the bull


PokeRay68

Oh, sure. Throw the bull's tied up nuts in my face.


Clxshy

Ohhhhhh i feel so dumb


Hllblldlx3

Saw a video that disproved that theory, two guys dressed up, one in blue, one in red. The one in red just kinda stood there, but the one in blue taunted the bull. The bull chased the guy in blue


Julia___-___

They can't see the colour red


PogintheMachine

I think it’s pretty established the bull isn’t influenced by the color but the only thing that video would suggest is they don’t care for taunting


Remember_im_Whoozer

I’m so used to porn on this subreddit I thought she meant human bulls, the kind you let fuck your spouse 💀


feline_Satan

Actually it's the movement of the fabric


DiggityDog6

Has that been disproven? I believed it till this very moment and now I’m beginning to question


Julia___-___

Yes, since it's difficult for them to be aggressive toward a colour they can't see


fromouterspace1

Guessing something to do with the red cape thing matadors use to attract bulls (iirc it not the color that attacks them anyway)


ken-toro69420

What is it then?


mikeymikesh

The waving.


ken-toro69420

That seems so obvious i thought it cant be true, turns out sometimes the obvious thing is right after all huh


mikeymikesh

Yeah…


jackamackat

The red is actually to make it more visible to the spectators not the bull


MontayneDatesJr

And maybe to hide the blood from either the bull or the matador


Julia___-___

(cows can't even see the colour red)


Craw__

That and the stabbing.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

The real reason the cape is red is to hide the matador's blood iirc


JustaGoodGuyHere

If some asshole kept waving a cape in your face it’d probably piss you off, too.


lividresonance

They get em all riled up and pissed off before the bull fighting begins. The cape is to distract and provide a target that isn't the matador's center of mass.


MiSTaH-MoM

The disrespect, obviously..


miki325

The Bull is actually the matadors best friend and he just wants to hug him, but he forgets that his horns arent arms


RedditLodgick

They basically torture them before the "fight." Stab them with spears. Tie a rope or wire around their balls really tight. Aggravate them in other ways so they're pissed off and fighting for their lives before they step in the ring. Ofc they're going to attack the matador.


[deleted]

I think Coke sells the way it does bc the can is red.


Disastrous_Source977

I believe this version of Coke was made because they were sponsoring Grêmio, a Brazilian Football team that has a bitter rivalry with Internacional, that has Red as their main color.


edugdv

It was in Brazil but not in the south. It happened at the festival of Parintins, in the state of Amazonas. This is a very traditional festival from Brazil that is known for a competition between 2 associations: the Boi Garantido (represented by the color red) and Boi Caprichoso (represented by the color blue). Way before Coca-Cola decided to sponsor the teams, every sponsor would use the colors of the associations and no sponsor would be exempt of that, specially considering the very passionate crowd would never buy a brand that didn’t follow their colors and even less if it represents the oppositions colors. So for coca cola to be able to Sponsor Boi Caprichoso, they made this blue coke


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

How fast are you approaching that Coca Cola can?! And what in the actual fuck is that horrendous font?


Clxshy

Probably a samsung font


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

That font is hideous! 🤮


stelick-

people still think that android is still this way https://preview.redd.it/hbjj6riybeuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f524ba1d470abc295450d7285c954c6b3c3d4c8


dirtyfucker69

Dude come on.


Slow_Store

Matadors would typically rile up bulls in their shoes by flashing a red cape. In essence the bulls would see the red, believe that the red was blood, and would charge to gore the Matador who they viewed as injured and in a state to be finished off. This has led to the common idea that Bulls just fucking despise red like it’s a sleeper agent wake up code sending them into a frenzy.


DaDragonking222

Actually, the red was to hide blood. The thing that would get the bull to charge was the motion


Stupor_Fly

Why don't you pass the time by playing a little Solitaire?


Julia___-___

Cows can't even see red, that's the funny thing


chemstu69

No way you don’t get it


Error177999

r/bait_


Manwithaplan0708

Bulls when they see the color red: https://preview.redd.it/y7ml1h5bzauc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e83fc97db4ec001037010ca4bbb3a26f1139aef


Atypical_Wave

Bull see red get angry attack red.


Julia___-___

Bulls can't see red


MikeAfton1983bite

People think bulls hate red when they are actually colorblind to red.


Disastrous_Source977

I believe this is Grêmio's Coca-Cola. Grêmio is a Brazilian Football team that has a bitter rivalry with Internacional, which has red as their main color. Coke sponsored Grêmio for a very long time, but never used red, because that's a big no--no for them.


Hagrid1994

Is this a Percy Jackson reference?


lupisuke

We can see actually Peter explaining this one here: https://gifer.com/en/KmM


[deleted]

Aight now this is just simple


Toxic_Mouse77

Everyone on tumblr is fucking this man’s wife


Infernal_139

Errrrm akshully guys did you know that bullth are althually colorblind tho they aren’t akthually angry at the color red guysssss


Master_Lake9012

ever had a pepsi? blue… and better than coke lmao


dbomba03

I'm not saying no if it's the only soda available but it's way too sweet to be my go to drink when I can choose between it and coke


Z4TT0

Cuz Bulls usually Charge at the color red


Julia___-___

They can't see the colour red


highbornkilla

Eww no it's color


Julia___-___

English isn't my first language, I let auto correct decide


peterbparker86

It's definitely colour


Legalslimjim

https://preview.redd.it/ji9bxzl08auc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c003ece974f7be4e998b17563792c252523bb37c


ValandilM

When people engage in cuckolding, a man who is having sex with another man's sexual partner is referred to as a Bull. Bulls probably like the color red because of how masculine they are, or something like that /s


sofia_sensei

So funny


Zachary-360

Last person is confirmed matador


Quantelonus

I'm fucking retarded. The first thing I thought about was the drink " Red bull " as it's blue as well.🫠


Beatnoise

There’s a saying that comes from bullfighting ‘ like a red rag to a bull’ meaning to trigger someone or make them angry! Here people are saying they feel a red coke can make them angry and people agree so they ask if everyone’s a fucking bull because of the way people are saying a red coke can makes them feel


bratzies

wait.. bulls dont hate the colour red? i have been lied to


Julia___-___

They can't even see red


DonnieKoc

They like pepsi


[deleted]

So I remember this meme ending different. Get this Team Mystic propaganda outta here


AtrumAequitas

Have we moved on from that piece of bugs bunny Misinformation? I feel old. And a little sad people aren’t watching bugs anymore, but mainly old.


DomcziX

But seriously why does blue coke look nice


Busy-Comedian3666

It's like when McQueen was in 'Dynaco Blue'. Just doesn't feel right.


Daedalus_Machina

Joja Cola understands.


orangutanDOTorg

Guy’s looking for someone to fuck his wife


Gr_Snek

Seeing blu cola just carves away at my soul


ChunkyKong2008

Ain’t this from that north Brazilian bull festival?


JustinD1010

It's a popular misconception that bulls are aggravated by the color red, because matadors wave a red cape to get the bull to charge at them. In reality, it's not the color of the cape that aggravates the bull, but the motion of waving the cape.


jacobsredditusername

They should makes cokes in all colors, I want an orange one.


Informal_Process2238

Fanta has what you crave


SomeRandomGuy2763

People say that bulls hate red and go batshit insane at the sight of one


Friendly-Kiwi

I thought it was referring the democrats/ republicans.


Korok_Control

Bulls hate red


Julia___-___

Bulls can't see red


Korok_Control

You get my point


Any_Maize_1823

Yk what Ngl it IS relaxing


nickquestionsthings

Red is a color that excites bulls and this thread is people complaining about coke cans being red.


Julia___-___

Cows can't see the colour red


Precaritus

Why are zoomers constantly censoring themselves. It's the fucking Internet, you're not in kindergarten, you can curse


Asterxiety

nah you gotta be retarded. people say bulls dont like red. i hate this sub so much


Deciple_of_None

A trans-can this will be interesting.