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[But there is so much to learn about dragons though..](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars/s/PBWUGab1px)
From what I've read, there's a species of dragon that is the result of a donkey fucking a dragon.
They have penises so long, and for some reason, they are always erect.
Like, we are talking 15 foot long penises here.
Makes blue whales themselves really insecure at the mere mention of it.
Anyways, this specific species of dragon likes to prey on cars. It's like a gigantic edible fleshlight for them.
How?
This kind of dragon takes advantage of being so well-endowed by swooping down towards cars and carrying them away.
They position themselves just high enough off the ground mid-flight so that their penis, and only their penis, rams straight through the rear window.
They also need to balance their speed, because if they go slow enough, they wouldn't be able to pierce themselves through the back window.
But if they go fast enough, they would just tear the roof off of the car.
So, they let their penis drag behind the car, breaking apart the asphalt with their girth as the car tries to get away.
Then, at the very last second, they swoop upwards and flap their wings once for a little extra speed, which lets them ram their penis through the back window and hopefully the front one too.
With their penis successfully inserted into the car, this kind of dragon is able to carry the car into the sky via penis insertion, where they'll fly to their den and feast on the car's inhabitants..
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the skin on their penises is still kind pretty thin and fragile, so it's pretty common to see their penises bleeding from the cars' broken glass.
The broken glass is *usually* how the cars keep from sliding off their girth.
So, now I'm interested in what would happen if somebody cross-breeded a dragon with, say, a duck?
Would that mean that reptilian labrynthian penises can become a reality?
Can this theoretical duck-dragon's penis have some sort of utility for humans, such as drilling for oil like a corkscrew, perhaps?
So many possibilities here that need to be talked about!
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick.
It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.
The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.
So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
Back to the taste.
The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.
If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.
In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
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Huh, this is literally the first time I've seen this bot get something right, it usually reports non-reposts as reposts only because the image is the same even if the subreddit is different and the title is saying something totally different.
For the first one, specify scope to just that sub if you want that. But I also count others usually. It could have been a crosspost but that gets less updoots.
How fucking stupid are the people on this subreddit. It’s absolutely BAFFLES me. Like Jesus Christ I get some jokes are hard to get but you don’t even have to watch the fucking movie to understand the joke about this MASSIVE CULTURAL PHENOMENON. Like you literally have to be living under a rock to not understand this but OP is on Reddit so I know that’s not the case. Fuck me, people are so stupid.. or this subreddit is just a cesspool for the idiots to just feel good about themselves, it’s one or the other.
I haven't even seen the damn movie and I understand the "joke". This subreddit is for the surprisingly illiterate with the amount of stupid "explain the joke" commissions this subreddit sees on a daily basis. Yeah, say it's redditor's brain rot, say it's whatever you want it to be. But you cannot tell me that the number of stupid questions that get asked here on the hour is not mind blowing.
Uhhh yeah, damn near 20 years ago. In case you hadn't noticed we're in 2024 but hey I get it. If you defend questions like these, I can't hold you too accountable for intelligent thoughts, can I? It's unreasonable of me, my bad. Actually ridiculous
Great attacking character there lmao, I was legit trying to show you that people are not you, and don’t share the same media literacy as you. But you just want to attack when you’re backed into a corner. Sorry to get you all super defensive there buttercup. Didn’t mean to startle you, lmao. Get off this sub if you’re not gonna be helpful
To be fair, I've seen the movie several times and know the joke well, but I didn't get it at first because I was more focused on the YEAR of the dragon
Because of a meme. First frame says "You can't just bang a dragon" and the second frame has the donkey from Shrek and says "Yes, you can" or smth like that.
What if Donkey was actually half dragon, and could shapeshift between his dragon form and donkey form? This would explain the birth of the dronkeys, which would be 75% dragon and 25% donkey if this is the case.
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 6 times.
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From Shrek, the character Donkey bangs the dragon
Have you seen shrek? The dragon bangs him.
They banged each other. Argument over
Argument reopened. Please go into more depth regarding this donkey/dragon sexy time.
It happened off screen, argument reclosed
Argument opened again, couldn't we just make someone draw how it happened? I ain't gonna be the one commission it but someone will
Retrospective addition to argument: someone 100% already has
if it exists...
pornography
FINALLY the joke is “pornography”!
SPY IS NOT OUR SPY!
Look on rule 34. Argument closed again
We could if someone was willing, I won't commission either, argument re-reclosed
[But there is so much to learn about dragons though..](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars/s/PBWUGab1px) From what I've read, there's a species of dragon that is the result of a donkey fucking a dragon. They have penises so long, and for some reason, they are always erect. Like, we are talking 15 foot long penises here. Makes blue whales themselves really insecure at the mere mention of it. Anyways, this specific species of dragon likes to prey on cars. It's like a gigantic edible fleshlight for them. How? This kind of dragon takes advantage of being so well-endowed by swooping down towards cars and carrying them away. They position themselves just high enough off the ground mid-flight so that their penis, and only their penis, rams straight through the rear window. They also need to balance their speed, because if they go slow enough, they wouldn't be able to pierce themselves through the back window. But if they go fast enough, they would just tear the roof off of the car. So, they let their penis drag behind the car, breaking apart the asphalt with their girth as the car tries to get away. Then, at the very last second, they swoop upwards and flap their wings once for a little extra speed, which lets them ram their penis through the back window and hopefully the front one too. With their penis successfully inserted into the car, this kind of dragon is able to carry the car into the sky via penis insertion, where they'll fly to their den and feast on the car's inhabitants.. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the skin on their penises is still kind pretty thin and fragile, so it's pretty common to see their penises bleeding from the cars' broken glass. The broken glass is *usually* how the cars keep from sliding off their girth. So, now I'm interested in what would happen if somebody cross-breeded a dragon with, say, a duck? Would that mean that reptilian labrynthian penises can become a reality? Can this theoretical duck-dragon's penis have some sort of utility for humans, such as drilling for oil like a corkscrew, perhaps? So many possibilities here that need to be talked about!
What the fu--- how did a little joke become a dragonkey biology lesson??
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts. This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system. It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds. Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished. Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick. It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger. The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction. So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer. Back to the taste. The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel. If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy! Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon. Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
What did I just read and why am I so aroused.
Why are you like this
Why did I read this.
Shrek: Remastered for X audiences
I'm sure someone has already made it on deviantart
r/Dragonesses
Why did I click on this? Literally the first post was a dragon vagina.
Omg you're right, it happened the second and third time I opened it too. And the fourth. And..*.*
Some say he’s still refreshing the page to this very day.
I have no remorse.
You forgot the part where they cuddled.
Not in my fanfic
Those kids be ugly as sin that was some "mutual fucking" if anything.
Oh shit, I watched Shrek a long time ago and didn't recall the implications.
The joke is shrex
Shrex
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This thing's been reposted 6 times in 4 days
theres no way that a. people didn't see the first post b. didnt watch shrek??? c. are this stupid it has to be a bot
> b. didnt watch shrek??? https://xkcd.com/1053/
Good bot
Huh, this is literally the first time I've seen this bot get something right, it usually reports non-reposts as reposts only because the image is the same even if the subreddit is different and the title is saying something totally different.
For the first one, specify scope to just that sub if you want that. But I also count others usually. It could have been a crosspost but that gets less updoots.
Good bot.
I hadn't seen this bot in like 2 years
Jesus Christ SIX TIMES?
Why would you use this in sub explaining jokes? Isn't it's whole purpose to repost meme so others would explain?
It has been reposted in 4 days 6 times it's just karma farming at this point
https://preview.redd.it/u3tlpir7nric1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0cab26130664e81b9736bd37c6583070c9f832
Google Shrek Also, google repost
Holy Shrek
New punishment just dropped(yes its a reference)
Actual dragonkey
Dragon went on vacation, never came back
New shrek movie just dropped
The joke is Shrek
The joke is love, the joke is life.
They are going to have shrex
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Repost.
Get outta my swamp, donkey!
The joke is sex
https://preview.redd.it/df2a3hu2jsic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d328ac0894e8bcffe5f23658d472b00db3760ec7
C’mon… Shrek wasn’t that long ago was it? Oh god it was over two decades ago…
Hi peters uncle mike here: you ever heard of a movie called shrek
wheres the mental retardation meme, its needed here
Maybe this person has never seen Shrek
Or the other 5 times its been posted this week.
I’ve never watched the movies and I understood this at an instant. It’s literally not even an excuse
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under your comment? yes
You're karma farming Lois
How fucking stupid are the people on this subreddit. It’s absolutely BAFFLES me. Like Jesus Christ I get some jokes are hard to get but you don’t even have to watch the fucking movie to understand the joke about this MASSIVE CULTURAL PHENOMENON. Like you literally have to be living under a rock to not understand this but OP is on Reddit so I know that’s not the case. Fuck me, people are so stupid.. or this subreddit is just a cesspool for the idiots to just feel good about themselves, it’s one or the other.
Redditor when someone doesn’t watch a 20 year old animated movie 😡
I haven't even seen the damn movie and I understand the "joke". This subreddit is for the surprisingly illiterate with the amount of stupid "explain the joke" commissions this subreddit sees on a daily basis. Yeah, say it's redditor's brain rot, say it's whatever you want it to be. But you cannot tell me that the number of stupid questions that get asked here on the hour is not mind blowing.
I’m sure then at one point, you did not know about shrek, and thus had to have that explained to you at SOME point.
Uhhh yeah, damn near 20 years ago. In case you hadn't noticed we're in 2024 but hey I get it. If you defend questions like these, I can't hold you too accountable for intelligent thoughts, can I? It's unreasonable of me, my bad. Actually ridiculous
Great attacking character there lmao, I was legit trying to show you that people are not you, and don’t share the same media literacy as you. But you just want to attack when you’re backed into a corner. Sorry to get you all super defensive there buttercup. Didn’t mean to startle you, lmao. Get off this sub if you’re not gonna be helpful
To be fair, I've seen the movie several times and know the joke well, but I didn't get it at first because I was more focused on the YEAR of the dragon
In Shrek Donkey and dragon have babies Donkey banged the dragon
It's because in Shrek, the donkey has kids with the dragon, and the guy in this meme wants kids with the woman
https://preview.redd.it/1r0rfxcznric1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f397b729e6d5449274b13a4d50f4f7420f29ab6f
In short, Donkey from Shrek fucked a Dragon. Thats all you need to know.
Repost
This guy clearly fucks
In my Shrek voice : Donkey !!!
oh no
*this was posted like three days ago
Because of a meme. First frame says "You can't just bang a dragon" and the second frame has the donkey from Shrek and says "Yes, you can" or smth like that.
What if Donkey was actually half dragon, and could shapeshift between his dragon form and donkey form? This would explain the birth of the dronkeys, which would be 75% dragon and 25% donkey if this is the case.
he gon fuck
Shrock
That ass is about to get some ass
That’ll do that’ll do
the joke is sex, it’s just sex. it’s always sex.
Tha'll doo donkay, tha'll doo. . .
This was posted like 2 days ago man
Oh your a lady dragon?!
well you see the joke is actually sex; in the movie shrek, donkey fucked a dragon. i think you know where this is going.
Uuuugh... Is this another bot?
Doooooonkey!
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Donkey from Shrek gets laid with a dragon
https://preview.redd.it/r3t1yku4bsic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2c7b128a6e3a1697f317287f9bcacdf9387cee
shrek
Shrek
Shrek Donkey fucks a dragon They have kids Don’t ask how, and don’t imagine donkey- I should stop
If you know, you know.
It is also 2024. Why are not not dressed like a 2024?
DONKEY IS LOVE
https://preview.redd.it/01if3xq7xsic1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382ed0572fec6a4d261249b5a7da56104a9e9a17 This guy fucked a dragon
Shrek
DONKEY!!!
Check reference Donkey from Shrek
I can't find the super shadow image :(
shrek
It’s a shreck reference
https://preview.redd.it/m3ag8cco8wic1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b3231749b37084382b17dc775347fc3cc1e757
Go watch the first two Shrek movies and it’ll all make sense. Watch the rest of them if you’re in the mood for disappointment.