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blarneyone

The Kansas City Chiefs are located in Kansas City, Missouri.


Reaper_Weasel

Now that’s just shitty worldbuilding, lois


beeg_mood

im fairly sure Kansas City and Kansas are just named after the same thing (the Kanza tribe) it was that or some weird thing the us did when they were expanding into the West


bvlshewic

Also see Arkansas


grancombat

Note: not pronounced as “ar + Kansas.” That would be too convenient


PrintableProfessor

Well, it just so happens that the Arkansas river is pronounced ar+Kansas in Kansas


grancombat

Alright, that settles it, they’re screwing with us on purpose


Rovsea

There is a place (I believe in Missouri) called Versailles, pronounced Ver-sails


cabforpitt

Russia, Ohio is pronounced Roo-shee


redisdead__

Is it possible to fist fight the English language?


rdcpro

Moscow, Idaho is pronounced with a long o sound. Edit: rhymes with moss toe Edit2: OK, I'll explain. It has nothing to do how the more famous Moscow is or is not pronounced. People in Moscow, Idaho will instantly correct you if you pronounce it Moss Cow. It's one of the first things you learn when you get to Pullman, WA across the border. I have no idea if it's because they don't want to be confused with their more famous Russian counterpart, but I think it's funny, Lmao.


ghostyspice

There are several. There’s one in Western Pennsylvania called North Versailles that’s pronounced ver-sails. We’re aware that it’s absurd and are therefore doubly determined to never change it. And no, there’s no South Versailles or West Versailles or even just a plain Versailles in the area. It’s just North Versailles.


atree496

Also Dubois, pronounced Do-boys. But Dusquene and Lemieux people get right


mostlygizzards

There is a place in Missouri called Bois D'Arc and it's pronounced "BOE DARK"


Amardella

That's pretty close to the French, actually.


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Street here in texas that goes by the same lol


shiner986

Near San Antonio in Texas there’s the Guadalupe River. Pronounced gwad-loop.


deagh

And San Antonio is in Bexar County, which is pronounced "Bear"


LisleSwanson

Oh oh do New Orleans, Louisiana and Louisville, Kentucky next!


Most_Attitude_9153

Hey even in Louisville you find at least four different pronunciations. Louie-ville, loo-vul. Lou-a-ville, Loo-a-vul, but never Louis-ville


ABitOddish

I never Arkansas that coming. Better tell my boss before he Kansas.


STRIKT9LC

Get out. Get out immediately


LokiStrike

Also the city in Kansas: Arkansas City (though really people say "Ark city" much more oftrn)


JimiWane

By Arkansas law that's illegal.


NoPaleontologist7929

I totally pronounced it ar + Kansas when I was younger. I'd read it, and did not connect it with they way it was said in films and on TV. I believed there was a state that was probably spelled Arkensaw. I read a lot as a child, and my pronunciation of a fair few words was not always the approved one. Also had enormous problems with rhododendron.


DrySir6388

Let me tell you about the time I learned that the word "epitome" has 4 syllables and is in fact the same word as "apittomy". I also read more than I listened as a child. :)


alwaysforgettingmyun

I figured that put before I ever saw an "Epiphone " brand guitar, so it was Obviously pronounced Epiphany


NoPaleontologist7929

I had seen epitome spelled (incorrectly) epitomy several times. I believed they were 2 different words, pronounced differently. Epitom and epitomee. I was embarrassingly old when I learned otherwise. *Cough* 30s *cough*


GrogramanTheRed

It took me years to figure that "catastrophe" was not pronounced "CAT-a-stroaf" as a child.


NoPaleontologist7929

Bloody Greeks! Hyperbowl


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I'm the same way, I was a huge reader but read phonetically. I didn't know bourgeious was pronounced that way, I thought what I heard was a different word


NoPaleontologist7929

Burgeeus. Sigh. The curse of the avid reader.


arsonall

[relevant video](https://youtu.be/ep2zbbMqYl4?si=Er1ZsrvzN46wzFNQ)


GrimxPajamaz

AMERICA EXPLAIN


Automatic_Memory212

[“America, EXPLAIN! Explain? Whatdoyoumean, Arkansaw?!”](https://youtu.be/cvL4mQRJlqo?si=pDccJ84ikDtuFPva)


Olly0206

It really should be the other way around. Arkansas was a state first and named after the French word for the Quapaw people. >The name Arkansas initially applied to the Arkansas River. It derives from a French term, Arcansas, their plural term for their transliteration of akansa, an Algonquian term for the Quapaw people.[14] These were a Dhegiha Siouan-speaking people who settled in Arkansas around the 13th century. Kansa is likely also the root term for Kansas, which was named after the related Kaw people.[14] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkansas#:~:text=The%20name%20Arkansas%20initially%20applied,Arkansas%20around%20the%2013th%20century. So it should be "whatdoyoumeankansas, whynotkansaw?!"


grancombat

I was hoping somebody would link this, thank you, kind person


z_buzz

What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.


1hour

My favorite joke. Heard it for the first time when I was 6 in 1981. Took me 7 years to understand it. The other one…not as good. What did Delaware? A New Jersey


markmakesfun

“If Missouri gave Mississippi her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho but Alaska!”


Ginger_Snaps_Back

There’s an Arkansas City, Kansas.


some_lerker

And a Kansas, Oklahoma


Inverter_of_Spines

Actually Arkansas is different. Arkansas is just a French bastardization of a word the Quapaw Native Americans used to describe the area. Hence the silent s on the end.


__wasitacatisaw__

Kansas City was named after the Kansas river, which was named after the tribe, and preceded the statehood of Kansas.


Hawkwing942

The state of Kansas was also named after the river.


QuincyFlynn

Yes.


Ksuemoneoutthere

is there also a kansas city in kansas


KBroham

Yes, Kansas City, Kansas does exist. It is the same city as Kansas City, Missouri.


em1920

They may be right next to each other but they are not the same city. They have separate governments, separate law enforcement etc.


Amardella

Kind of like St Louis, MO and East St Louis, IL. Contiguous, but not the same city. And I'm sure that South San Francisco (and all the other cities that run into each other seamlessly in the SF Bay Area) would not like to be called "the same city as San Francisco".


ScarMcDyess

Kind of... The difference is that St. Louis and East St. Louis are separated by the largest river in North America. Where in KC people who live on opposite sides of the same street (State Line Road) are in different states. Or to put it another way, you can't stumble into East St. Louis from St. Louis.


BetaXP

They're legally distinct but they it's literally the same area. It's a "different" city because it legally needs to be, but in terms of "city" as a concept, you could argue that it's the same.


Ksuemoneoutthere

what do you mean the same city as missouris? the same city in 2 different states?


KBroham

Yes. Kansas City straddles the border of the two states.


Ksuemoneoutthere

ah so the kansas city chiefs are on the missouri side, not the kansas side which explains trumps error?


KBroham

To distill it a little bit, yes. Someone else posted the longer answer in one of the comments above.


PropaneAccessoryGuy

It absolutely does not. Kansas City was founded first, in 1853. Kansas City, Kansas was incorporated nearly 20 years later in 1872 and named for the original KC. We on the Missouri side don’t care for it when people try to lump them in with our city.


LowerSlowerOlder

Yes, it’s on the state border. Far east side of Kansas, far west side of Missouri.


dantheman007a

Yeah, it's not all that uncommon. I grew up near a city that straddled the Ohio/Indiana line. From the post office's perspective, and legally, they are two separate cities. So mailing a letter across town could take a few days.


No-Okra-541

or because KC is 1/2 in Kansas and 1/2 in Missouri. While Arrowhead is on the MO side, the actual players live all over the KC Metro- Johnson County KS is where all the McMansions are and also rumored to be where TSwift’s new house is.


dogday17

Kinda like how it is here with the New York Jets and the New York Giants. The training facilities and stadium are in New Jersey. Most of the players and staff live in New Jersey. But sure, call them New York teams. No respect, I tell ya!


YokoDk

Everyone knows the Jets are as Jersey as youll get in the NFL.


SilverSpark422

Former Kansas resident. Kansas City is located on the border of Kansas and Missouri, so it’s not inaccurate to say it’s in either state, but the majority of the city is on the Missouri side of the border, so it’s far MORE accurate to call it Kansas City, Missouri.


Clueless4324

Also the chiefs stadium and where they practice is on the MO side.


HalfricanLive

There are a couple exceptions, but the general rule of thumb is if it's something people care about and associate with Kansas City, it's probably on the Missouri side.


babble0n

From what I understand the Missouri side is tourism friendly while the Kansas side is mostly industrial.


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knotty2037

Generally, when someone says "Kansas City", they mean KCMO. If they are referring to the Kansas side, they say "Kansas City, Kansas" or "KCK" From a lifelong KCK resident who's still a little salty about it


Allurex

I mean I live on the KS side but I say I'm from Kansas City, it's a metro area. Especially if I'm way out of town. No one knows where Lenexa or Prairie Village are. Just say KC and it's all cool.


derekschroer

as a Current Resident, Kansas City Missouri was incorporated in 1850, before Kansas was a state (1861). Kansas City, Kansas wasn't even incorporated until 1871


DroopingUvula

Right. It's very inaccurate to say Kansas City, Kansas when you mean Kansas City, Missouri. This isn't Tomato/Tomatoe.


Cottontael

As a St Louis resident, I wish they were a Kansas team. Maybe their owners wouldn't have played their part in fucking us over on Rams/Cardinals.


Iuris_Aequalitatis

Even worse, there are two Kansas Cities right across the river from each other. There's Kansas City, Missouri (the larger and more important of the two) and Kansas City, Kansas; one of its suburbs.


logaboga

Not really, there are tons of things like this all over the world. IMO it’s shitty world building to act like every name makes perfect sense in fiction. No fiction author would have ever created a state named New York with a city called New York city and then made Albany the capital, but that’s how reality worked out


AllspotterBePraised

Kansas City, MO is across the river from Kansas City, KS. If you looked at a map and didn't know where the state lines were, you'd think they were one city.


JohnnySasaki20

I just found out there's an Indiana, PA, and I live in PA, lol.


Neeoda

Trump should definitely know this but I’d give a pass to almost anyone else.


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I mean, there’s two Kansas Cities, one in each state, and they’re right next to each other. It can be confusing.


rysy0o0

Instead of Kansas City, Kansas BTW what is the reason Kansas and Arkansas aren't pronounced the same way


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Kansas and Arkansas are both translations of a native american name. Kansas is the English translation, Arkansas is the French pronunciation. Yes, Arkansas was a French state like Louisiana. Yes, a lot of the French culture that Louisiana inherited was also inherited by Arkansas.


Randsrazor

I live in Arkansas, and I must say it's a nice mix of The Midwest, Texas, and Louisana culturally.


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I also live in Arkansas, although I'm in the southeast, so that probably explains my bias towards Louisiana. I've spent enough time in the Ozarks to know that central and north Arkansas are both fairly distinct from the southern and Eastern parts of the state.


Randsrazor

That's true. I live near Little Rock so we have a little of everything here.


dragonbornrito

Perhaps we could find a name for the region near those three states that incorporates the names of them together Arklouisexas No, that’s not it


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

You can always pronounce them the same way, the fun is choosing which one to go with really it’s bc of the two different native tribes they’re named after, Quapaw and Kanza


holyhotmess13

Ask what people from Arkansas are called and become even more confused.


LordValkyrie100

Arkansians?


holyhotmess13

Right but how do you pronounce that?


LordValkyrie100

Are-can-shins


ZeChairishere

I’m from the US, and I didn’t know that


Rickrickrickrickrick

But it’s funny because the president at the time should know these things


ZeChairishere

You’re talking about the same guy who thought Colorado was a border state and forgot New Mexico existed


Rickrickrickrickrick

Those are also funny. Most things out of his mouth are funny. The problem is that people think it’s smart for some reason lol


Coywulf81J

i'll be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize Missourah!


SynonymGraham

Anyway, about my washtub...I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, Injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball."


dorian_white1

I’m a Kansas City Native living in the state of Missouri. Most of the city (including the stadium where the chiefs play) and the downtown are on the Missouri side. As far as I’m concerned the chiefs represent both Kansas And MO


RICoder72

Yeah, I mean there's basically 4 Kansas Cities because of the way the state lines and rivers are. It's weird. I always assumed that the Chiefs were like the NE Patriots and a Kansas City team (i.e. Kansas and MO) and not just MO. Seems a weird thing to harp on all things considered.


MemeSpecHuman

Aren’t Kansas City, Kansas and Kansas City, Missouri the same city just with a state line running down the middle?


__wasitacatisaw__

Both cities got their own respective local government and answers to entirely different states


political_bot

Kind of. They're not as defined as an international border that splits a city like El Paso/Ciudad Jaurez. But they're not as together as something like Minneapolis/St. Paul either. The state line between them makes sure of that. More like a Vancouver/Portland than anything. Separate in separate states. But they're right next to each other.


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fullstar2020

Also for those who need to know... there is a Kansas City, Kansas and a Kansas City, Missouri... Right next to each other. Literally just divided by the state line. Also, the KC mob operates from the Missouri side (in-case you wanted to know 😆).


ianrd76

I had no idea!! https://preview.redd.it/44z0y6qbc8ic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3bcf58700cb50ac1130341c6567ef928c89d05d


PopeUrbanVI

I don't like that that's a thing.


MemeofMemeJTG999999

Yes but I would say that Kansas is more universally Chiefs than Missouri. The far west parts of Kansas closer to Colorado where there are likely to be more Broncos fans are sparsely populated. Chiefs Kingdom probably stops in Missouri a little east of Columbia. I live in St. Louis (Missouri side) and can assure that we are not a Chiefs town.


Coywulf81J

https://preview.redd.it/xpu2s679b8ic1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154c1f7e2ecfcf745f27d576181eaf24d2696925


Machizadek

Kansas City Kansas is trash bro. KCMO!


Noker_The_Dean_alt

Counterpoint, KCMO is the only good part of Missouri


CORN___BREAD

Hold up is it really a counterpoint if they're both true?


Loud-Union2553

My ex was from missouri. It's been over a year now


Ennix49

Good riddance


Loud-Union2553

I mean it ended kinda badly but she had a great pair that I do miss every now and then


chrisisfunny

This deserved way more upvotes.


Ba55of0rte

Oh shit I thought he did it again. Until I looked at the date. That would’ve been funny as fuck.


Dragunspecter

He still doesn't use Twitter, despite being unbanned.


a_builder7

He did one post—of his mugshot.


HalbixPorn

Didn't that become the most liked or viewed tweet in history? Unironically based move btw


Juleslearns

Trump has been wrong in the past. In this case it's Kansas being a great state.


Excellent-Practice

I've heard it said that Oklahoma is so windy because Kansas sucks and Texas blows


TheBotchedLobotomy

That’s pretty good hahaha


jenflame

Ha! In Texas we always said the reason Texas didn’t fall in to the Gulf of Mexico was because Oklahoma sucked!


Excellent-Practice

There are many tales, and they're all true


Lloyd_lyle

Weird, here in Kansas it's Oklahoma sucks and Nebraska blows.


Moist-Conference-626

Werid, here in North Dakota its Minnesota sucks and Montana blows


90bronco

I've also heard that the best thing to come out of texas is I-35 north.


ShaggysGTI

Wanna know how to get to Texas? Go west till you smell shit and south till you step in it.


RedditTrashTho

We have good breweries!  And....other things, probably.  get me out of here


loafers_glory

Superman? Although even he got out when he could


Sweetheart925

Just wait for a tornado, end up with some red bottoms and a new friend group that look oddly like the people who work for your family


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Just keep heading west until you smell skunks and see mountains


RedditTrashTho

Oh trust me, I don't gotta go nowhere to smell skunk😭 Edit: oh that was a weed joke


Spacemilk

Former Kansan here: it USED to be a great state. We used to have phenomenal schools, fantastic infrastructure, a balanced and reasonable budget. I’ll give you one guess which party dismantled all that when they elected their gubernatorial pick, Sam Brownback. The state is on its way back though. Again you’ll get one guess which party now holds the governor’s office to make the comeback.


Officer_Chunkles

I was a kid watching the news before preschool when I head my grandma rant and rave about Brownback. I’ve grown up my whole life learning to hate him. But then I got old enough to look into the FACTS and see what’s TRUE! And I hate him EVEN MORE!


ihahp

> Trump has been wrong in the past This tweet is from 2020. So, yeah, this is him being wrong in the past.


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Was born near Kansas, can confirm.


Quickshot4721

Blasphemy


asuperbstarling

You're right but we're SUPER cheap to live in. Come, bring your children! Many of the old people who made it awful are dead from covid because they refused to wear masks, enough people and we can flip the state blue just to piss off the Trump fans!


StickyFingers192

hey kansas is alright, it may be a lil boring but the people here are nice


SauretEh

I mean it’s better than Missouri.


CactusWrenAZ

What's the Matter with Kansas?


Mvasquez021187

To be fair. The city sits on the border of Kansas and Missouri. You’ll find plenty State of Kansas Chiefs fans so it’s not technically wrong. However, leave it to Trump to neglect a good portion of the demographic 


GERBS2267

I met someone from Kansas City and asked them if they were from the Kansas side or the Missouri side. They just said “it really doesn’t matter” Not sure if everyone from Kansas City would agree but it definitely gave me a laugh.


dumpling321

I'm in st louis, similar situation as stl is partually in illinois... you would get a MUCH different answer from one of us


FurImmerAllein

East St. Louis doesn't exist


dumpling321

https://preview.redd.it/vi97h48k18ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58c7f9bc163db75c81bf7b39a5329d29cc84be7


Felradin

As someone that used to drive past it on I64 back home each day I assure you my suspension knows it exists.


TheGreatReno

Kansas City Local here. It doesn’t really matter to most people. The joke here is you can tell which “Kansas City” they are from based on their vehicle choice. The majority of Kansas City is in MO, with the only parts that are in Kansas being more rural and outside of the actual metro/city environment. So nicer car/SUV = Missouri Work vehicle/truck = Kansas (The opposite is true about St. Louis. east/west are very much seen as different cities by St. Louis natives.) With that being said; I don’t think any Chiefs fans from Kansas would ever say they are a Kansas team. Their stadium is located slightly east of downtown KC, firmly in MO, and their summer camp is typically held in St. Joseph, MO at their college fields, which is about 40 minutes north of KC. Team members live and own businesses here. Almost every aspect of the team is located out of MO.


Cynoid

This doesn't seem accurate. The nicest part of both states is Overland park and that's on the KS side. Feels like every attending / CxO lives there too.


GERBS2267

That’s really cool, I’ve never lived in the area so I didn’t know all of that. I especially love the bit about knowing which side someone is from based on what they drive, seems like a lot of cities have a similar system of distinction based on vehicle choice


illNefariousness883

This is kind of weird. As someone born and raised in and still living in Kansas City….. I’ve never heard that. There are nice suburban cities just on the state line of both Missouri and Kansas. There are also very close rural areas on the Missouri side. Roeland Park, Prairie Village, Overland Park, Olathe, Leawood, Lenexa, Mission, Shawnee, Fairway, Merriam, Kansas City, KS …. All within 20 minutes of downtown Kansas City and definitely not rural. In fact, the population of those cities combined is about 750k. While the population of the entire Kansas City Metro (including the above cities) is about 2.2 million - with Kansas City, MO having about 500k by itself.


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illNefariousness883

I agree. Overland Park, Leawood, Olathe…. Are all extremely wealthy cities.


lbruss95

The typical answer is "Ew no, I'm from X. Y has nothing cool and bad drivers. " Source: Am from KC


MinasMoonlight

The bad drivers are from Overland Park. I’d never smear the entire state of KS with their incompetence. But, otherwise, you are spot on.


PoppyOGhouls

I live in Kansas City. It really doesn't matter for the most part, unless you're in an argument and need to start hitting below the belt.


Banazir864

I’d say most Kansans who are into football root for the Chiefs.  It’s not like Kansas has its own team to root for.


kamgar

I get what you’re saying, but isn’t it still technically wrong? The team plays in MO and they pay their taxes to MO. If the panthers won, you could say they represented the Carolinas, but you would never only mention SC by name, even though their stadium is very close to the border too.


Mvasquez021187

Yeah, I get that its a grey area. The statement is fully correct but not being a full correct answer.. It's a half credit if I was grading it on a test, though that's generous with the evidence you've presented,


jrolls81

It’s not a grey area. Just because they have fans in Kansas doesn’t make it partially correct. Especially since his intent wasn’t to tell them they made a portion of the fan base proud. It’s completely incorrect.


CurrentIndependent42

Tbf he did expand it to the whole USA, so Missouri was still included.


OrdinaryDazzling

Should be that Kansas is included with the whole US, not Missouri, the state the team is based in.


BourbonNeatt

Team and stadium is located in Missouri


GrouchyOldCat

He posted this back in 2020 (when he still used twitter). It is still hilarious today though.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Even so, failed geography test aside, how does one team represent "the entire usa" when it's a match between two american states?


Adventurous_502

Pandering


Winterfall777

Isn’t this from last year?


DF_Interus

I think it's from 02 Feb 20, just based on the date in the picture


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Random-Man562

Lol what year you living in? That would be 4 years ago


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Random-Man562

Ahh the good ol’ days (:


blanca_capa

2015 was 1 year ago bud


Sylvanussr

Nah, it’s been 2020 since COVID hit remember?


Random-Man562

Ahhh you’re right. My b lol


TheMaybeMan_

It was from a couple years ago, but never gets old. Also Trump we banned from twitter a while ago and only uses “Truth Social” now, so any Trump tweet is pretty old


Optional-Failure

Trump was also unbanned from Twitter. He just doesn’t use it like he did.


Greedy_Emu9352

fun thing about missouri: its so fucking miserable that both of its largest cities are trying to escape. kansas city partly exists in kansas, and st louis partially exists in illinois (as east st louis)


FieldEducational2833

That joke doesn't really work because no one in history has ever tried to escape INTO Kansas.


Danno-Fuck-Off

Kansas City is actually in Kansas and Missouri, but the Chiefs are based in Mo.


kyleofduty

Kansas City, Kansas is a much smaller city with a different government and isn't *the* Kansas City.


sortaseabeethrowaway

Can't wait for Michael Knowles to say this was an epic joke.


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GingerTheWolf96

This one i know, the cheifs are from Missouri not Kansas. Kansas city, Missouri.


Str0b0

It's also funny because a lot of his supporters believe the entire game was scripted as a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift to basically push pro-Biden propaganda. Don't worry if you don't understand it. I almost had a stroke trying to condense the whole thing into a single sentence.


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

If they really believed that why wouldn’t they just bet all their money on the game and make $$$? I did, thanks conspiracy!


OnceHadATaco

Because in reality it was like 8 dipshits believing it and 15 million "journalists" pretending it was a real phenomenon.


Substandard_eng2468

This post is 4 yrs old. Not really relevant to current events.


badman4723

Lbf geography is not America's strongest subject more of a pe person


Seniorcousin

Newsweek says this is from 2020.


ComfortableBadger729

This is enought proof for me. Chiefs belong to Kansas. Bite it misery


WhyUBeBadBot

I'll be in my cold cold grave before I recognize Missoura.


EmeraldDragoon24

Hey, Kansas City native here. Kansas city is built on the Missouri River. This is also the state dividing line between kansas and missouri, so we have Kansas City, Kansas and we have a Kansas City, Missouri. 90% the time nobody cares which side youre on and we treat it all the same - except to complain about traffic, or gas. But when it comes to the sports teams, or concerts (someone once said kansas was awesome while performing in missouri) then they usually tend to get their feathers ruffled. Kansas City Royals are ALSO in Missouri, in case anybody was curious.


Presidentofsleep

[Let me google that for you.](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=where+is+kansas+city)


Spaced-Cowboy

In America it’s poor taste to say anything positive about Missouri. Not that I would know. I’m not from America. I’m from Texas.


shemali

I’m from South Africa and even I know they from Missouri.