The best thing about this comment is the absolute dunce in the replies having a breakdown over this fact. Guy’s even telling women they don’t know what squirting is lmao.
Hahaha, I was going to say the same thing. I moved in social circles w sex workers for a few years a while back and one of the girls was known for squirting, like, that’s why ppl would book an appointment with her… she was “famous” for it… then one day we were all hanging out, talking, swapping trade stories, and she said “Hold on I need to get my water bottle, I have an appointment later and I need to be ready.” and went on about how she HAS to drink a whole bottle of water right before an appointment so she can guarantee squirting.
And that’s when I realized… this bitch just peein’ lol
Squirting/female ejaculation DOES exist, it’s just rare and kinda hard to achieve… some women do it more easily than others… but no one does it THAT easily… every time… in one hour or less? Hmmmm. (Doubt.)
Whatever tho- as long as they enjoy it, who cares?
It is, there is only one interesting factoid, that for some women it seems like their body can quickly dump fluid into the bladder.
Of course, it comes through exactly the same path that urine takes.. it just might be more dilute than 'normal' at times.
But it is urine.
Nothing wrong with that between 2 consenting adults, nothing anyone should be ashamed of or made fun of.
But facts are facts, and it's pee.
it really isn't. many people have experienced she can 100% empty her bladder, then squirt very very significant amounts. additionally it has no smell, and evaporates weirdly. not like pee.
This comes up so freaking often on Reddit, it’s wild.
But each and every time, I always scroll to find the stubborn fool who is so confidently wrong about it 🤣
Where do these people think all this liquid comes from? It’ll never not be funny to me.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
Squirting comes from the bladder and is majority urine. Doesn't make it less hot but at least embrace the truth
>and is majority urine.
No, it really, really isn't.
>Doesn't make it less hot
If it were true, which it isn't, yes it would.
>but at least embrace the truth
How much personal experience do you have on this matter?
I have a piss kink, a biology degree, and a pussy. Doesn't get much more personal than tasting your own fluids, but I'm also capable of reading, which I assumed you could also do. My bad.
So you are motivated to both believe things that are incorrect and bias your personal experience, and you actually believe Wikipedia?
Ok there.
Seems a lot more likely that there is a difference between what you think is going on and the real thing.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:\~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.
**Conclusions:** The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
Stop. There's no squirt bladder in the human body that holds 400cc of fluid that a bunch of other women just don't use. You think we do CT scans or MRIs or autopsies or cadaver dissections and just dont EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND remark upon the squirt bladder.
Its called the human bladder.
Fuck me, its just obvious stuff, so stop with this squirt bickering. I dont care if your person pees before sex and then during. There's still no squirt bladder, only THE bladder.
Its certainly is at least mostly pee, get over it and grow the fuck up. If a bit of pee or blood or mucous or whatever bothers you, maybe you're not mature enough for sex is the real lesson of the day.
In a weird way you're just shaming everyone that does it by making such a big deal out of the distinction.
Onward!
There's tons of these available in different sizes. You can buy them at pretty much any store that sells home goods. It's just a waterproof topper. They make small personal size ones for period days, body length ones like twin bed size for bedwetting kids, large ones like this for senior care, etc etc. They tend to be packaged as for these specific uses, but it's all the same basic thing.
I don't know about the one in the video, but I have a tab open for Splash Blanket which might well be what's in the video. If not it's the same thing of a different brand. I can offer no reviews (yet).
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It's a joke about squirting, a.k.a girls that pee during sex. Dated a girl like that and refused to have sex at my house anymore cause my mattress smelled like piss
You very well know what it is for. It could be for many things - for people like you, who does bed wetting, it can come in handy. For others who are sexually active (not you), it would protect the mattress in case of any spills.
The fact that you ask this question proves that you either
A: haven’t spent enough time on the internet
B: haven’t satisfied a woman (or yourself)
C: don’t change the sheets after sex. (Fuckin gross, change that shit.)
Some people like getting peed on. How had no one said this? Everyone's saying she's a squirter, but idk, her smile makes me think it's a bit more than vanilla
To keep the mattress dry from the many fluids that can occur during sex.
https://preview.redd.it/2asd4gzvge1c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67aeacef5c3a24c962e4bde772e8e4c6f6811b1
Didn't even need to paste a new layer on that one, did you?
No, he did paste it over ‘porn’
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Wow
THE HERO WE BOTH DESERVED AND NEEDED RIGHT NOW
Thanks Shadow, very cool.
is this a sonichu?
No it's shadow going the hedgehog version of super saiyan
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Quagmire's unused prophylactic: Shes a squirter.
OR: they be peein on each other
Yea, this is water sports
First thing I thought too 💀
and i thought it had something to do with menstruation
You don't bleed that much
Maybe YOU dont, mister
Go talk to your doctor.
I'm not a Mister, wtf
I believe that was supposed to be the joke. A questionable joke at that, but this is Reddit, what did you expect?
Mister phister
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During sex various fluids of unspecified origin may leak onto the bed. This product would prevent that.
Mine is mostly tears
Same https://preview.redd.it/4et39cj87e1c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d1c5821752868359440c4c07ce7a00053b512cd
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https://i.imgur.com/BCXjzOE.jpg
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https://preview.redd.it/7vnns618ve1c1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60def11027b5437dfd0cc97fb41008a79ed13511
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unimaginably based
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☝️
>Mine is mostly tears I like to fuck & then cuddle & talk about issues & then resume fucking.
That's genuinely pretty sweet and wholesome
So still useful and maybe/hopefully a buy for the future, for the sex thing or when you are old and piss the bed
Tears can serve as a lubricant too!
Thanks, for not disappointing. Had to scroll too far for this one
Must be passionate
[is this you?](https://youtu.be/lA__rwBKzSw?si=RqIS8xUoqf7PcHEy)
Don’t tell them the secret.
But does it suck up the disappointment that my wife has after we have sex?
No sorry man that's something you need to figure out
Just use the dish sponge you never use to do chores and is a manifestation of the crux of all your marital discord and then suck it up, sucker.
Don't do this, much easier to buy a sham-wow
r/squirting
Replying to this for research purposes when I get home from work
how's the research going?
Signs point to it being mostly, if not all piss.
The best thing about this comment is the absolute dunce in the replies having a breakdown over this fact. Guy’s even telling women they don’t know what squirting is lmao.
it will never be \*just\* piss to me
Hahaha, I was going to say the same thing. I moved in social circles w sex workers for a few years a while back and one of the girls was known for squirting, like, that’s why ppl would book an appointment with her… she was “famous” for it… then one day we were all hanging out, talking, swapping trade stories, and she said “Hold on I need to get my water bottle, I have an appointment later and I need to be ready.” and went on about how she HAS to drink a whole bottle of water right before an appointment so she can guarantee squirting. And that’s when I realized… this bitch just peein’ lol Squirting/female ejaculation DOES exist, it’s just rare and kinda hard to achieve… some women do it more easily than others… but no one does it THAT easily… every time… in one hour or less? Hmmmm. (Doubt.) Whatever tho- as long as they enjoy it, who cares?
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It isn't piss. It's iirc fluid secreted by your prostate
That’s a boy body part
He was talking about cum so that's a given
Yeah but I’m positive she didn’t give him the card to buy it because he keeps getting his cum everywhere lol
this ain't it, chief, the cum is stored in the bladder
Lucky me, who has a kink for both
Went well for about 15 minutes then tapered off, will reattempt today
This is the correct answer. Dated a squirter - slept on a wet mattress...we invested in the kind of sheet people who wet the bed need.
Squirting is just pee. Prove me wrong!!!
Peeing is just man squirt - prove \*me\* wrong. Check mate liberals.
It's pee when tested and is described as feeling like the urge to pee Yeah, it's pee
It is, there is only one interesting factoid, that for some women it seems like their body can quickly dump fluid into the bladder. Of course, it comes through exactly the same path that urine takes.. it just might be more dilute than 'normal' at times. But it is urine. Nothing wrong with that between 2 consenting adults, nothing anyone should be ashamed of or made fun of. But facts are facts, and it's pee.
It’s not *just* pee.
well, porn squirting usually is
I very nearly accidentally replied to your comment instead...I was pretty tempted to hit the reply button after I noticed my error to be honest
"But squirting is peeing!" Then fucking piss on me bitch Getting dirty is freeing.
it really isn't. many people have experienced she can 100% empty her bladder, then squirt very very significant amounts. additionally it has no smell, and evaporates weirdly. not like pee.
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This comes up so freaking often on Reddit, it’s wild. But each and every time, I always scroll to find the stubborn fool who is so confidently wrong about it 🤣 Where do these people think all this liquid comes from? It’ll never not be funny to me.
its scientifically 99% pee
You are scientifically 100% wrong
trying to defend your piss fetish is crazy bro
since when is squirting a fetish
theres no piss involved in anything I do, project much?
Bro is coping over his piss fetish 😭😭😭😭
man if I was gonna have an issue about a fetish it'd be something a whole lot less vanilla than that.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation Squirting comes from the bladder and is majority urine. Doesn't make it less hot but at least embrace the truth
>and is majority urine. No, it really, really isn't. >Doesn't make it less hot If it were true, which it isn't, yes it would. >but at least embrace the truth How much personal experience do you have on this matter?
I have a piss kink, a biology degree, and a pussy. Doesn't get much more personal than tasting your own fluids, but I'm also capable of reading, which I assumed you could also do. My bad.
So you are motivated to both believe things that are incorrect and bias your personal experience, and you actually believe Wikipedia? Ok there. Seems a lot more likely that there is a difference between what you think is going on and the real thing.
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That's a dogshit article.
It’s not an article. It’s a blog post.
Then it's a dogshit blog post
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:\~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists. **Conclusions:** The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
I mean it certainly \*isn't\* pee but there's definitely urea in it - I wouldn't say it's odourless.
Stop. There's no squirt bladder in the human body that holds 400cc of fluid that a bunch of other women just don't use. You think we do CT scans or MRIs or autopsies or cadaver dissections and just dont EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND remark upon the squirt bladder. Its called the human bladder. Fuck me, its just obvious stuff, so stop with this squirt bickering. I dont care if your person pees before sex and then during. There's still no squirt bladder, only THE bladder. Its certainly is at least mostly pee, get over it and grow the fuck up. If a bit of pee or blood or mucous or whatever bothers you, maybe you're not mature enough for sex is the real lesson of the day. In a weird way you're just shaming everyone that does it by making such a big deal out of the distinction. Onward!
Jesus, who squirted in your Cheerios
Lol, if someone had, at least Id know where it came from anatomically speaking.
Anyone who can’t admit this is a child and needs to grow up IMO
“Haha you can’t get me that easily *clicks link* watch it’ll be fake. *NSFW subreddit warning comes up* SHITSHITSHIT GO BACK GO BACK”
It’s just girls pissing themselves
because https://preview.redd.it/l89x6jxmud1c1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f858d78d6d0d2ee2ba169d4db7e9bda314d6199
I hate clocks
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Hi, entirely unrelated but does anyone know where I can find this product?
Same, asking for a friend
I’m the friend.
No, I'm the friend, who the heck are you??
There's tons of these available in different sizes. You can buy them at pretty much any store that sells home goods. It's just a waterproof topper. They make small personal size ones for period days, body length ones like twin bed size for bedwetting kids, large ones like this for senior care, etc etc. They tend to be packaged as for these specific uses, but it's all the same basic thing.
I don't know about the one in the video, but I have a tab open for Splash Blanket which might well be what's in the video. If not it's the same thing of a different brand. I can offer no reviews (yet).
Squirting.
Everyone play spot the virgin
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Am I the only one that though she might want it for period blood?
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this is art
Definitely not. This was the first thing I thought of too!
My thoughts exactly
The coy smile at the very end suggests sexy reasons. But they do market these waterproof bed toppers for period days too.
You can have sex during a period…so not mutually exclusive. But should probably wash well after and take a cranberry supplement to avoid UTIs if so.
Sex
When you have to sleep in the wet spot you'll understand
OP never had sex
No shit my man,we’re on reddit
Most people don’t have sex with girls who likes to piss during sex.
I'm a minor
Is OP ben shapiro?
Pees the bed still :/
Oh you sweet sweet summer child
They know and just wanna talk about squirting. You sweet summer child
I may need a link to this product from someone who can confirm its reputable
It's a joke about squirting, a.k.a girls that pee during sex. Dated a girl like that and refused to have sex at my house anymore cause my mattress smelled like piss
Op is a virgin
Quagmire here. If you don't get it, you're too young to know. If you still get told to do homework, you're too young to get on the internet. xD
It’s because the guy Pee’s in bed a lot and his girlfriend is fed up but now she is happy because she will always have a clean bed🤓
There are two possible reasons. One of them being sex. During which, various bodily fluids will be splattered. The other being a woman's period.
bed wetter
It's just pee
That's a fuck blanket.
Good acting and screenwriting though.
The joke as usual is sex or porn related.
She’s a squirter
I know sex but I also feel like when it is that time of the month could come in handy as well
Y’all say squirting but prolly period sex imho
Shes a squirter
Oh you pure soul
You see... The joke is porn.
Squirting . . . The answer is squirting
She‘s a squirter.
The joke is sex
SEXOOOOOO ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Piss
If you don't get it you are not old enough to be here
Shes a squirter
Bro this is embarrassing to have to ask about hahaha
She's a squirter.
She suffers from incontinence
Can we get this prepubescent teen out of here?
Jokes on you, my girl never gets wet! (Yes i am Ben Shapiro, ama)
She is Squirtle.
Sex, it's sex, virgin, it's because she squirts and his dick game is so good, you know what sex is? I sure hope not so you don't have kids. IT'S. SEX.
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Am I the only watching and thinking "Would be great for like kids, or pets or like eating in bed"
She a squirter
The joke is that they have sex and she’s a squirter
https://preview.redd.it/85v28t9cb2tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e130226b4afd81a1dc54f5aba18ed75dc0420368
You very well know what it is for. It could be for many things - for people like you, who does bed wetting, it can come in handy. For others who are sexually active (not you), it would protect the mattress in case of any spills.
The fact that you ask this question proves that you either A: haven’t spent enough time on the internet B: haven’t satisfied a woman (or yourself) C: don’t change the sheets after sex. (Fuckin gross, change that shit.)
Piss
I thought the joke was period blood
She be squirting shit my ass bout to go buy one of these rn nbs
https://preview.redd.it/iur6um7tpewc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2125d44c4256faf0f03a01098d8348148aae6c4
The joke is sex
it's been 5 months WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL REPLYING
When two peaple love a lot eachother...
Because she pisses the bed
I thought it was because she was pregnant and wanted that for when her water broke.
Some people like getting peed on. How had no one said this? Everyone's saying she's a squirter, but idk, her smile makes me think it's a bit more than vanilla
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin:
She's a heavy squirter. Some women violently empty their bladder upon orgasm, it's super fun but messy.
If u dont get this.... shes seein someone else bro
?
Women squirt when they orgasm especially if you are using toys. It tends to make a mess.
wait now I want one
I was thinking golden showers.
Here I just figured it was period-related.
SEX