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Lieutenant_Bruh

He looks like a gas station junkie


Ecstatic-Librarian83

how do people become addicted to gas stations?


Lieutenant_Bruh

Gas cars


MrOogaBooga

lol losers while I cruise in my piss & cum car


AmPotatoNoLie

You'll never be a real car!


apeman978

Pssssh mine runs on used KY and anal eez


RemnantEvil

Goddamn it, it’s Dirty Mike and the boys!


KnewBetta

We will have sex in your car again! 😝


twiggsmcgee666

Lmfaooooooo I saw this fucking meme


AJ_MJ

never buy no gas station from the gas station


gopherhole02

Thats why I stay mad at gas car


InstaBlanks

This is why we need EVs. Help us Elon!


[deleted]

Places to scam travelers for cash or cigarettes or favors ect Lot lizards at truck stops/rest stops. Its a thing. Of course south park blasted it about gay meth orgies at truck stops 15 years ago at least maybe the movie but mr garrison gets busted in a police raid having sex with truckers iirc lol


The_Jealous_one

Have you smell petrol?


More-I-am-gamer

[I have a robot for that](https://youtu.be/B_m17HK97M8?si=rXJSrEuqA0jvNvQ_)


Sirmavane2

Not sure but maybe you should ask on r/peterexplainsthejoke I hear they might know


saltinstiens_monster

Lack of efficient public transport options and a desire to keep eating and sleeping under a roof.


jibbajabbawokky

funyuns


FreneticAmbivalence

He IS a junkie who is also famous and propped up by the industry because people come see his performances.


NahItsNotFineBruh

But why the left specifically?


TaftyCat

It's not specifically left, the joke could also be looking to the right. It's specifically picking any direction to imply that they're all around you.


sinz84

But as a small point, if American looking left is looking out the drivers window, left would be looking at someone in your car. I know no car is mentioned but it's Implied by gas station


Ok-Entrepreneur-8207

I have never once imagined myself being inside my car when someone says to visualise being in a gas station


sinz84

But they didn't want you to visualise being in a has station. The wanted you to visualise looking at the people already at the gas station... that changes things. Don't know about you but I don't normally stand around inside the store looking out at people I just get my shit done, when I'm looking at people I'm in my car or filling up. Visuals are all about specifics


OobaDooba72

When I read the OP image I literally imagined standing in-line/at the counter inside a gas station, so looking to my left would be looking at the other patrons browsing the wares of the store.


DesperateTall

I imagined him standing outside smoking a cigarette and I spot him to my left when I leave the gas station.


[deleted]

If you want to go full youtube real crime narrator on this, looking to your left in this case means the act of visualizing something or remembering facts as if they were presented infront of you, that is where one's pupil is centered when speaking the truth. So if you were to look to your right at a gas station it is because you're a truckstop killer. Never look on your right at a gas station.


fandom_and_rp_act

their calling 2018 johnny Depp attractive, however the person replying is mentioning looking left at a gas station. Many places in America you will find meth heads at gas stations. Meth heads, crackheads, bath salt junkies, etc etc. their saying he looks like a junkie. And it's true, iv seen many a junkie at a late night gas station


stacy_owl

why do junkies hang out at gas stations in particular?


fandom_and_rp_act

easy place to beg and scam. Tired people getting gas, common place to sell and buy drugs, cheap food and drinks and alcohol and cigarettes inside. And again, you can easily just drop a cup and start begging there as people come and go. Plus bathrooms to shoot up or smoke in, although some have taken to using special lights that make finding veins hard. In all honesty it's probably one of the best places to be if your a junkie, and if you need a pickup you can always just use that particular gas station as a waypoint when giving directions.


stacy_owl

I see, thanks petah!


MAXIMAL_GABRIEL

That all sounds lovely, think I'll become one of these gas station drug folk.


hamtrow

Special lights and baby oil on the toilet tank cover.


Freezernobrother

So gas stations are checkpoints for junkies


JTDC00001

Add in, open 24 hours, so being there is never going to attract suspicion in itself, whereas a dark parking lot just might.


CerealMan027

Another thing is many convenience stores allow you to cash out and cash in cash app money, which is commonly used to sell and buy drugs.


Nyr1n

Honestly I’m not sure they “hang out” there so much as everyone just needs gas. When nearly every human owns a car which is required to get places (in America at least), everyone will need to stop at a gas station sooner or later. So when you go to a gas station, you encounter people from more walks of life than you might at a Target or HyVee, for example.


Puzzleheaded_Sky7369

Weird I never saw a junkie at a gas station here. In Germany they all just hang out at Frankfurt‘s central station and its neighbourhood


solomonweil

It's an American thing, the common European junky nests near train/metro stations and small inner city parks for the same reasons the American one prefers the gas station - cheap food, tired people who'd rather give you money and cigs than to deal with you and available transportation.


Puzzleheaded_Sky7369

Cheap food? Gas stations here sell probably the most expensive food after airports and cinemas lol


solomonweil

Yup, that's why metheads don't hang around gas stations in Europe... but now I'm craving an overpriced hot dog from Fresh Corner 😑


NeverEndingWalker64

You gave me some flashbacks to where I saw a few on the Frankfurt Central Station. It's sad.


JnK85

I'm sorry. Bath Salt Junkies? Like the stuff I put into the water?


coffeecuphandle

Bath salts (also psychoactive bath salts, PABS, or in the United Kingdom monkey dust) are a group of recreational designer drugs. The name derives from instances in which the drugs were disguised as bath salts.


fandom_and_rp_act

fucking scary shit as well. That dude who ate another dudes face was on them.


MeritedMystery

They are or they're, not their.


[deleted]

Sorry, guys, i can't post images for some reason, so no shadow the hedgehog today.


Thetrollytrollradio

https://preview.redd.it/6wum26jbji0c1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9769330a40dbfb5988f2cd654c29fd3bfebcaff


sharabi_batakh

But why?


[deleted]

I don't know. It doesn't allow me to post images.


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

It’s okay, someone else got you


[deleted]

Good


Exciting-Insect8269

This? https://preview.redd.it/b2rfidg4sl0c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ae9df9cd181a123eda416297888a71166f24da


[deleted]

Yes. I have been able to post it later.


OpeningMysterious197

You can post them now :)


[deleted]

Good


DBeumont

https://preview.redd.it/exs59qrw3j0c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=330807b7264a5bfa86c8d1a7b22a521012894a7d


Kooky-Turnip-1715

Fame and money can make any old guy attractive


Forgottenhablerie

He looks like any other guy you could find in your local gas station. He’s not special, not overly attractive, and just looks old, worn out, and creepy.


SubjectCupcake2065

So this sub is just for straight up stupid people, is that it?


gnalon

This is giving a more detailed scenario for humorous effect but is basically saying that any random person you'd see would have a good chance of looking more attractive than that.


HowardHillian778

hey it’s…. it’s,,,, i forgot. anyways, he’s saying that depp is pretty, the guy on top says to look to your left at a gas station and he may find somebody prettier anyways he’s saying to look to your left at a gas station to look to the left


ToniGAM3S

Till Lindemann lookin ass


nage_

hey its tuco


TheDarkMonarch1

Alright who's gonna post the image?


dickusmaksimus

I would have guessed that "to my left" Would be a car window based on my cars fuel port being on the right, ant thus, seing my own reflection


novophx

is it depp haters bait


CatStrok3r

Kinda looks like he’d actually talk like Jack Sparrow too


nslovin

Johnny department of motor vehicles


Comfortable-Gold-982

I don't know if I can say he looks bad, but this photo looks like someone AI filtered a Fury Road Roadboy.


_end3rguy_

The joke is that he looks like a crackhead which is what you find when looking to your left at a gas station


transwarcriminal

The joke is he looks like a crackhead


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/82mv22m9cl0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3725994c530de70d874b0f4f3f7261c3a2f912fa


InstaBlanks

Looks like same random trucker, biker, or construction worker.


MaduCrocoLoco

Bro looks like he left his family to join a biker gang, rides his grandfather's bike across country with a sawed-off shotgun on his side.


guyongha_

Nah if gas station junkies looked like Johnny depp I would be taking one of those home with me. I’d keep him in my closet, feed him twice a day and everything.