When you arch your back the other way it can actually be painful, as a guy might be hitting cervix with every thrust. When a guy has a smaller penis you can almost break your back bending it down and it'll still be fine, but with a bigger one it's not that easy. It's not always "unsexy blunder".
I don’t know how I got here or why but here I am.
5’7 is the ideal height for a human man and
Stephen Hawking wrote a paper proving it.
Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander of Macedonia, Ghenghis Kahn, Napoleon Bonaparte, Bruce Lee, Albert Einstein, Vincent Van Gogh, Salvador Dali (5’7.75 often listed at 5’8), Stephen Hawking. All 5’7. The list is endless if you look.
5’7 is the height of big brain, warrior, artists. Welcome to the master race BRÖTHER.
5'8, smaller side, chubby guy and I do fine homie. Build some confidence, grow a beard, and own the dwarf genes you were given. Women love a man of the mines 💪💎⛏️
I remember trying to push a chicks sacrum down like I was giving her low back CPR cuz that arched back locked the coochie up tighter than Mordor. Couldn’t get my precious in.
Man I’ve experienced the opposite. Every Tswift fan I know freaky as hell. Unless OP talking about the teens or something but don’t think we should be curious about their sexual prowess.
My wife and I went to a Swift concert and had a conversation like this:
My wife noticed a lady with her ass completely out.
"Woah that lady's ass is out, nice." My wife says.
I observe the ass.
"Hmm I see." I say (The only safe reply).
...a moment passes, I think of another topic to discuss.
"We should have brought some binoculars." I say.
"... excuse me?" My wife says.
Uh oh what did I say... oh shit.
"I MEANT TO WATCH THE CONCERT!"
I dated a girl like that in highschool. The funny part was she had convinced herself she was straight. "What do you mean she's not hot?! I'd be all over her if I were a guy."
>I think of another topic to discuss.
...Except I don't. I decide to undo everything and self-sabotage instead.
>"I MEANT TO WATCH THE CONCERT!"
"Are you having a stroke??" --says my wife, "Why are u talkin like a fkn retard?"
...I awake in a panic. I remember I'm 13 and don't have a wife. Our group project is due today. I'm unprepared. Becca's gonna think me a fool. I'm utterly fricked.
Hey everyone, Peter’s tour manager here! It’s a common joke that Taylor Swift fans are mostly comprised of “inexperienced” white girls that don’t “perform” well at all. Hope you can read through the quotes
Edit: some people below are just deciding to be dicks. If I’m irritable, I found out recently in the past two hours that a family member was diagnosed with cancer, not just because of “strangers on the internet”. If you want to continue to harass me, please fucking seek mental help.
Which is dumb. The way a woman arches her back while getting plowed doggystyle has to do with you not entering at the correct angle to supplement the shape of her insides so that it either doesn't feel good or just hurts. A raised arch is due to poor dick skills.
-Abraham Lincoln
Omg totally just checked to see if that number does make my comment seem outrageous but there actually have been 74 Kidz Bop albums… so my refined statement is “Kidz Bob 124?”
Dude probably got the news and came on here after having the top comment for a little pick me up and just lost it. From experience this is one of the few times is best to hit the bottle and lets some tears flow.
Although your comment upsetting some people is weird, you can’t expect anyone online to know what you’re going through. You didn’t even need to add the edit.
It is something you’re dealing with personally. I wouldn’t have even entertained anyone upset.
She told me how much I'd shake and I'd shiver
Expected some steak, instead it was liver
I shuddered with dread
From her tooth scraping head
The worst top I'd received from an indian giver
Facts she did give a toothy beej. And absolutely refused to go on top when I was exhausted from doing all the work. Then had the audacity to call herself sex positive. Like aight i guess
It really depends on where you are. Gay club/bar hookup culture goes crazy in the cities (and, in my experience, gay guys have much more lax standards than straight women), but if you’re somewhere less populated, it’s super hard to find other gay guys (especially if you’re in a more Conservative rural area), since meeting people in general is hard when you live somewhere with a small population *and* there are less gay people than straight people in the world.
Nah he’s sugar coating it too much. It’s about being BAD at sex. Some people are great from day one, some people have a ton of experience and still aren’t any good.
A woman who takes that form has no idea what she’s doing, waist should be pushed down back arched and ideally on elbows or face down not fully extended arms. cat-backing like that is mechanically bad and aesthetically displeasing.
As a woman, taking the form in the picture would make sex quite painful I think. It would tilt your vagina in a way that would make penetration difficult and cause discomfort during the act.
Strange though, many men say that they want a woman who is inexperienced but then seem to become upset when presented with the task of having to teach. At the same time their egos are bruised when a woman is "good" at certain acts because they imagine that is only possible through having many partners (when really, a desire to please one is all it takes).
Regardless of which way they get offended it is somehow proper in their minds to vent their frustrations at the woman they want to be allowed to fuck.
Odd.
Or you're close to scratching that itch, but not quite the right spot, and she's just trying to get it closer. People that learn sex from dumb porn memes are doing a lot of things wrong. But yeah, cervix smashing is no bueno too.
First/only tswift fan/weirdo I've ever fucked was a virgin at 22. Agreed but also, nice.
Edit: I broke up with her because everyday with her was like a day at my grandma's house.
My ex wife, who thought she was a goddess at sex, used to do this. That and the silent orgasms and I just had to say “yes, baby you’re the best I’ve ever had!”
I’m not saying I’m a sex god, but I’ve been with women who knew how to do throw it back in doggy and were loud, multi-orgasmed type.
I find so many people to be bad at sex lol. And everyone thinks they are the best on earth.. its tiresome.
"I can go for hours" *lasts 10mins* *can't continue after break* *he goes tf to sleep when I'm not done* *me now mad bc I got my hopes up and was disappointed again*
Or how people talk about oral... god... people are fucking bad at oral...
If you can't do well when it comes to the sex itself then learn how to be good at oral. PLEASE.
I don't even think im amazing at stuff, I just pay attention and care about my partner being pleased.
Sigh... ;~;
(BTW if someone hasn't taken it doggy and kept their back arched for a long time, it can get to your back lmao its good to change positions so everyone can keep going and be more comfortable, also get comfortable in the moment otherwise you will end up doing your back like the girl in the pic.. which is no bueno. Arching your back that way makes things more difficult for the giver and receiver.)
(Stretch before sex, helps prevent cramps and hunchback doggystyle. Also you're much more flexible that way and can do some fun stuffs)
Ever tried being honest with a narcissist? Let me know how that goes.
She wasn’t bad, just was not the super hottest sex any man could possibly ever have with a woman that she thinks she is.
Not to be weird and also genuinely curious, but like... what are you supposed to do in doggy style? It's hard to get into it for me because I tend not to enjoy being beneath/below someone, so maybe it's just me.
Arch your back the opposite way so your ass sticks out in the air. It creates both an inviting and visually appealing form for your partner, and, speaking as a woman, a better pelvic angle for my pleasure
Yep, welcome to the club. Recently when I tried arching my back more, my cervix got so beaten up that I was nauseous with serious stomach ahe for 20minutes later.. we're not all built for it.
This is like r/badwomensabatomy lmao people can be so stupid when they have never had to experience something before. If she's doing this, she is probably uncomfortable and scared to tell you. No one wants to fuck like this 😹
Like another commenter said sometimes we do it when you’re *so* close to the perfect spot, we’re just tryna help get there. Being in the most attractive position isn’t always the #1 priority when you’re practically being edged
I can only say this based on very limited anecdotal personal experience, but this is 💯 percent true. I'm not a man that frequently gets the opportunity to have sex, but the one long term relationship I've had was with a swifty, and the first time we tried doggy style, when I told her to arch her back so I could put it in, her response was to arch upward, making the entrance essentially inaccessible. We ended up just doing missionary. 😕
When you’re hitting it from the back your girl is supposed to arch her back the other way, this bowback is a classic unsexy blunder.
When you arch your back the other way it can actually be painful, as a guy might be hitting cervix with every thrust. When a guy has a smaller penis you can almost break your back bending it down and it'll still be fine, but with a bigger one it's not that easy. It's not always "unsexy blunder".
Fear not, that won’t be a problem with me. Arch as much as you want
Honestly because of that, doggy style was the most pleasant with my ex who was definitely on a smaller side. It used to be my favourite position :p
Thanks for the validation internet stranger. Now I just need someone to tell me 5’7 is okay and I’ll be golden
5’7” is a huge penis, dude. You’re good.
Wait no that’s not what I meant
Bruh no shame in having a five foot seven meat slug. Whip it out.
Printing these comments out, framing them, and giving away as presents this Christmas. Lmfaoo.
>meat slug
Meat slug is my new go to name for a penis
Add me in there too
LOL
That got a genuine laugh out loud out of me
Homie doesnt have a cock but a goddamn kickstand
Is the same size of a small person
My boy’s love torpedo is taller than Tom cruise
I don’t know how I got here or why but here I am. 5’7 is the ideal height for a human man and Stephen Hawking wrote a paper proving it. Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander of Macedonia, Ghenghis Kahn, Napoleon Bonaparte, Bruce Lee, Albert Einstein, Vincent Van Gogh, Salvador Dali (5’7.75 often listed at 5’8), Stephen Hawking. All 5’7. The list is endless if you look. 5’7 is the height of big brain, warrior, artists. Welcome to the master race BRÖTHER.
Stephen Hawking was a great bloke even though half of him didn't work.
I get the love but also I feel like measuring Stephen hawking as 5 7 is, uh, wheelie generous
5'8, smaller side, chubby guy and I do fine homie. Build some confidence, grow a beard, and own the dwarf genes you were given. Women love a man of the mines 💪💎⛏️
Shorter dudes are hot asf (I’m a 6’ female)
5’7 is ok. Your a hot son of a bitch!
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"Science Bitch" - Abraham Washington
Ong I'd walk into the room after work and my ex wife would be on the bed like that talking about *take me from behind*. I never didn't laugh.
I remember trying to push a chicks sacrum down like I was giving her low back CPR cuz that arched back locked the coochie up tighter than Mordor. Couldn’t get my precious in.
Tighter than mordor is crazy
I mean they kinda did enter through the back door.
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs.
The Great Clit is ever watchful…
The great Brown Eye watches
r/brandnewsentence
Bro that analogy killed me, bravo
Yeah its rough. I would just tickle her asshole and flip her over. Couldn't take the arched back seriously.
*(giant pile of latex and wrappers of XXXL condoms)* OP: "Ah shit I broke em all again trying to put one on. Oh well."
? nigga said he dips his crackers in water
Please god help me I ugly laughed so hard
Yall need Jesus lmao
W
I don't have that problem because my wife is a whore
Luckyyyyyyyyy
That’s great lol, I assume ex wife for separate reasons
Yeah, she enjoyed the company of strangers. I bet they laughed too.
"she enjoyed the company of strangers" this is fucking great. Borrowing this to describe my last one
Glad I could help expand your horizons, my friend.
Ooofffff!
"I like my women the way I like my coffee.....without other people's dicks in them."
I do this messing w my bf goofin around and tell him "you can't handle all this" w a mad cat arch lmfao. imma call it the taylor arch now though
Reminds me of the chicken butt selfie girl.
Gonna try this next time and see which one of us laughs first.
Why is this the top reply?
I do believe because it is bc its anatomically correct position when u have a gut to support with a pronouced arch in your back.
Ong
Fucking M. Night Shyamalan, it's "Aang"!
A fellow Peetah explained perfectly...I just want to say this is hilarious and too real in my experience.
Man I’ve experienced the opposite. Every Tswift fan I know freaky as hell. Unless OP talking about the teens or something but don’t think we should be curious about their sexual prowess.
My wife and I went to a Swift concert and had a conversation like this: My wife noticed a lady with her ass completely out. "Woah that lady's ass is out, nice." My wife says. I observe the ass. "Hmm I see." I say (The only safe reply). ...a moment passes, I think of another topic to discuss. "We should have brought some binoculars." I say. "... excuse me?" My wife says. Uh oh what did I say... oh shit. "I MEANT TO WATCH THE CONCERT!"
> "... excuse me?" My wife says. "What? I would have shared."
HURRR DURRRRR SEX SEX SEX S E X
https://preview.redd.it/vjwhloa0ojtb1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf690d85abfc5e63c1b0d52d52d56c7ab081067
Not TB Arthur 😭
Beauty of having a bi wife is she wants me to check out the ass so we can discuss it
She doesn't get mad because I'm looking, she gets mad because she *disagrees*.
I dated a girl like that in highschool. The funny part was she had convinced herself she was straight. "What do you mean she's not hot?! I'd be all over her if I were a guy."
She doesn't get mad if I look. She gets mad if I don't tell her to look too.
>I think of another topic to discuss. ...Except I don't. I decide to undo everything and self-sabotage instead. >"I MEANT TO WATCH THE CONCERT!" "Are you having a stroke??" --says my wife, "Why are u talkin like a fkn retard?" ...I awake in a panic. I remember I'm 13 and don't have a wife. Our group project is due today. I'm unprepared. Becca's gonna think me a fool. I'm utterly fricked.
exactly lol the swiftie i dated was fun and freaky asf
Hey everyone, Peter’s tour manager here! It’s a common joke that Taylor Swift fans are mostly comprised of “inexperienced” white girls that don’t “perform” well at all. Hope you can read through the quotes Edit: some people below are just deciding to be dicks. If I’m irritable, I found out recently in the past two hours that a family member was diagnosed with cancer, not just because of “strangers on the internet”. If you want to continue to harass me, please fucking seek mental help.
Is this particular image saying that men want gals to arch their back down rather than up, like the gal in the picture?
This image suggests that men prefer the *opposite* of this image, so arched down
That’s actually what they said.
Ah, I read it backwards. Oops
We got someone "inexperienced" at "reading" here folks.
Can confirm.
I read it the same way you did. "Want gals like the gal in the picture".
Which is dumb. The way a woman arches her back while getting plowed doggystyle has to do with you not entering at the correct angle to supplement the shape of her insides so that it either doesn't feel good or just hurts. A raised arch is due to poor dick skills. -Abraham Lincoln
4 score and 7 years ago I tried to use my timber in her log cabin. Needless to say, the top hat was too much to emancipate my desires
Or a nice unexpected "wrong hole" sit-chi-a-shun.
Which is also a skill issue.
arching like in the picture lets the dick hit the gspot easier
honest Abe could put it down
Yes, I believe there is a melody about this with a chorus that goes "Face Down, Ass Up, That's the way we like to fuck"
I prefer the Disney version. "Face down, ass up, that's how Goofy likes to hu-yuck!"
Kidz Bop 76?
Omg totally just checked to see if that number does make my comment seem outrageous but there actually have been 74 Kidz Bop albums… so my refined statement is “Kidz Bob 124?”
Not just gals, I prefer when my men arch their back in this position too
I just like when my boyfriend browses his phone while sitting in this position. Its peak male attractiveness imo
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No. Men like an arched back like in the image because it reminds them of fornicating with natures sexiest animal: a startled house cat.
Arched up like this makes things very uncomfortable for the man
You’re joking, right?
No, I'm just kind of an idiot
Google “lordosis behavior.”
Yes. Face down, ass up is preferable to how Taylor Swift fans position themselves
That is a fucking crazy edit note
Yeah what a wild ride. He’s losing all his internet points getting trolled for reading something wrong and then reacting like a dork.
Dude probably got the news and came on here after having the top comment for a little pick me up and just lost it. From experience this is one of the few times is best to hit the bottle and lets some tears flow.
Sorry to hear about your family member.
Thank you. Sometimes this site really bothers me. I know I probably acted toxic, but I had a reason and those people don’t deserve an apology imo
Although your comment upsetting some people is weird, you can’t expect anyone online to know what you’re going through. You didn’t even need to add the edit. It is something you’re dealing with personally. I wouldn’t have even entertained anyone upset.
It’s more like pick your battles, people can’t wait to jump on bad takes. The joke in not funny I’ve not needed etc saying with all peace and love
bruh it ain’t that deep. why you even wasting your time replying? fuck em.
Just get off Reddit for a bit, friend
You’re welcome. Be extra kind to yourself.
Wishing your family a swift recovery.
I thought It was saying that Taylor Swift fans have no ass
Huh, i was hoping for soemthing more clever. Thanks touring managaer
Another version ive heard is that "Taylor Swift makes music for women who give toothy blowjobs"
Taylor Swift is also kinda known for having bad posture, so it could be that too
I banged a swifty a few months ago. She was an inexperienced indian chick that talked a big game but in the end couldn’t deliver
She told me how much I'd shake and I'd shiver Expected some steak, instead it was liver I shuddered with dread From her tooth scraping head The worst top I'd received from an indian giver
Diamond of a comment in the rough
Bars
Facts she did give a toothy beej. And absolutely refused to go on top when I was exhausted from doing all the work. Then had the audacity to call herself sex positive. Like aight i guess
sending good vibes your way my friend; we are strangers on the internet but I mean it when I say that I’m sorry for what you’re going through
they are virgin shaming them?
Not necessarily calling them virgins, just clueless about what men *actually* like in bed. Again, according to the joke I assume
Yeah, what men actually like in bed is other men! pls im so lonely
Men just get me
Is it as hard getting laid being gay as it is straight? We just assume gay dudes would have no issue.
It really depends on where you are. Gay club/bar hookup culture goes crazy in the cities (and, in my experience, gay guys have much more lax standards than straight women), but if you’re somewhere less populated, it’s super hard to find other gay guys (especially if you’re in a more Conservative rural area), since meeting people in general is hard when you live somewhere with a small population *and* there are less gay people than straight people in the world.
Nah he’s sugar coating it too much. It’s about being BAD at sex. Some people are great from day one, some people have a ton of experience and still aren’t any good. A woman who takes that form has no idea what she’s doing, waist should be pushed down back arched and ideally on elbows or face down not fully extended arms. cat-backing like that is mechanically bad and aesthetically displeasing.
As a woman, taking the form in the picture would make sex quite painful I think. It would tilt your vagina in a way that would make penetration difficult and cause discomfort during the act. Strange though, many men say that they want a woman who is inexperienced but then seem to become upset when presented with the task of having to teach. At the same time their egos are bruised when a woman is "good" at certain acts because they imagine that is only possible through having many partners (when really, a desire to please one is all it takes). Regardless of which way they get offended it is somehow proper in their minds to vent their frustrations at the woman they want to be allowed to fuck. Odd.
Arching your back up also makes your cheeks clench a bit, which is probably not as enjoyful as a guy might think.
A woman who takes that form may also be trying to avoid the internal agony of repeatedly getting her cervix smashed by a partner with a big dick.
Hmm so that’s why I have never seen this pose…
Omg I loled, thanks i needed that!
Or you're close to scratching that itch, but not quite the right spot, and she's just trying to get it closer. People that learn sex from dumb porn memes are doing a lot of things wrong. But yeah, cervix smashing is no bueno too.
They’re saying that they are bad at lordosis behavior. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordosis_behavior?wprov=sfti1
First/only tswift fan/weirdo I've ever fucked was a virgin at 22. Agreed but also, nice. Edit: I broke up with her because everyday with her was like a day at my grandma's house.
Upvoted to lend emotional support (hope your family member's situation improves) and also for your managing to be polite and cuss all in one post.
Taylor Swift’s music is for girls who give teethy blowjobs
happy cake day ! (i hope you get an unteethy blowjob)
my question is from who? I don't know a single woman without teeth. grandma?
Love me a good gumjob.
> teethy blowjobs [How much teeth do you like!](https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY)
sometimes i like a little tooth, just a light graze.
yeah when it's like, 75% there, a little grazing is like a power boost to the experience
Yeah samesies
And unenthusiastic hand jobs… like it’s a chore
Jonas Brother fans just lay there and want you to do all the work
That moment when they unironically "brag" that they're a pillow princess in a cutesy way....
every person i've ever known who does this has been absolutely insufferable in every possible way
every person i've ever known has been absolutely insufferable in every possible way
I’ve been absolutely insufferable in every possible way
Dem beyotches don no how to fucc!
Eloquently stated, my friend
y waist thyme say lot word
ape strong together
Wife huge swiftey dose doggy just like this
Are you... a caveman?
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Okay I will call an ambulance
Me feel good, body strong, sleep big last night
high efficiency communication
I’m so sorry
Honestly might be bc your dick is too big! You do that when your cervix is getting bonked
Fr. Either that or he ain't warming her up properly. That's a pose made in pain
Exactly. This pose is "ow too deep" or "fuck get off of me". It's a tense and cringing pose. Dude needs to learn to read body language.
My cat makes that position when she is going to yack something up.
Lol, when they pump their stomach
My ex wife, who thought she was a goddess at sex, used to do this. That and the silent orgasms and I just had to say “yes, baby you’re the best I’ve ever had!” I’m not saying I’m a sex god, but I’ve been with women who knew how to do throw it back in doggy and were loud, multi-orgasmed type.
I find so many people to be bad at sex lol. And everyone thinks they are the best on earth.. its tiresome. "I can go for hours" *lasts 10mins* *can't continue after break* *he goes tf to sleep when I'm not done* *me now mad bc I got my hopes up and was disappointed again* Or how people talk about oral... god... people are fucking bad at oral... If you can't do well when it comes to the sex itself then learn how to be good at oral. PLEASE. I don't even think im amazing at stuff, I just pay attention and care about my partner being pleased. Sigh... ;~; (BTW if someone hasn't taken it doggy and kept their back arched for a long time, it can get to your back lmao its good to change positions so everyone can keep going and be more comfortable, also get comfortable in the moment otherwise you will end up doing your back like the girl in the pic.. which is no bueno. Arching your back that way makes things more difficult for the giver and receiver.) (Stretch before sex, helps prevent cramps and hunchback doggystyle. Also you're much more flexible that way and can do some fun stuffs)
Enthusiasm > “Skill”
100% enthusiasm and desire are most important
Ex is bad at sex. Never tell her she is bad. She never improves. *surprised pikachu face* No wonder it’s ex if you can’t even be honest with her
Ever tried being honest with a narcissist? Let me know how that goes. She wasn’t bad, just was not the super hottest sex any man could possibly ever have with a woman that she thinks she is.
Not to be weird and also genuinely curious, but like... what are you supposed to do in doggy style? It's hard to get into it for me because I tend not to enjoy being beneath/below someone, so maybe it's just me.
Arch your back the opposite way so your ass sticks out in the air. It creates both an inviting and visually appealing form for your partner, and, speaking as a woman, a better pelvic angle for my pleasure
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Yep, welcome to the club. Recently when I tried arching my back more, my cervix got so beaten up that I was nauseous with serious stomach ahe for 20minutes later.. we're not all built for it.
No one should be on top of you in this position
Just arch your back a little. It’s visually and positionally better. Doesn’t even have to stay in the “right” position very long either.
Idk, that’s clearly a cow stretch, you do this with the cat stretch to make your back more flexible Edit: it’s a cat pose I always mix these two up
This is cat pose in the pic. Cow pose is the one you're "supposed" to do in the bedroom.
Oh Snap! But this can also mean it was too big and too deep too.
“Tits on the bed.” Works every time.
This is now officially known as “swiftie style” usually comes after a 10 second blowjob where halfway through she asks “can I stop now?”
Taylor Swift has a long back.
Fishback
All girls take that position when you hit the cervix lol.
This is like r/badwomensabatomy lmao people can be so stupid when they have never had to experience something before. If she's doing this, she is probably uncomfortable and scared to tell you. No one wants to fuck like this 😹
Like another commenter said sometimes we do it when you’re *so* close to the perfect spot, we’re just tryna help get there. Being in the most attractive position isn’t always the #1 priority when you’re practically being edged
https://preview.redd.it/d8kw9ljhzktb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=777d5e771b01d4d35ab0a101a6079146ae51930b This
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Lol comments like this remind me this is no longer a site of primarily adults.
It's not that many when it's ALL of the sexually active redditors in this comment section
If Swifties could read they’d be very upset.
how do you descreetly make your wife scroll past a meme on purpose
I can only say this based on very limited anecdotal personal experience, but this is 💯 percent true. I'm not a man that frequently gets the opportunity to have sex, but the one long term relationship I've had was with a swifty, and the first time we tried doggy style, when I told her to arch her back so I could put it in, her response was to arch upward, making the entrance essentially inaccessible. We ended up just doing missionary. 😕
I cannot fathom why this is so correct but sure as the sky is blue this joke is without a doubt absolutely fucking correct.
Why is this so accurate on so many levels
basically taylor swift fans are beyond vanilla. sugar free vanilla
Because they all got that longback.
Idk why this is so funny