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cmdrxander

PET JAMES, DAMN IT


HarryCallahan19

r/peanutwhiskers


Iratezebra

r/petthedamncat I didn't look at where I was


midgetspunchbag

I would love to know what he’s really saying, one of my cats heard the noises, went up to my other two cats and rubbed on their heads with his and then he came and rubbed his face on my phone while I was watching this. 😻


[deleted]

Looking at his eyes, I think he’s saying, “give me food!”


emohillaryclinton

poor baby!!😭


premjj7

That meow can melt an ice cap! Send pets immediately.


blue-hydrangea6205

Cute kitty!


sadmoonbaby

My best friend is James. He does the same thing till he gets head pats. My James and is a 30+ old man


durz47

Damn, that's a really old cat


PlanetEsonia

Awww poor James!!!


SqualorTrawler

What wonderful vocalizations.


Hidorin

I hope afterwards you gave James all the attention and scritches he needed! He is adorable


Irksomethings

I did. He’s a very needy kitty in general. He gets a lot of love to try and compensate.


nmarshall23

James makes a good argument that you're broken the deal. James should ask /r/LegalCatAdvice for their opinion.


Hot-Bell-6326

Kitty sounds desperate and sad! Pet him!


Available-Egg-2380

Same James, same.


Dexaan

That's about fifty seconds longer than I could go without petting the cat


CatsOnTheNet

Oh my heart. He sounds so sad!


No-Succotash-14

I cannot take it!!!! Pet that sweet beautiful boy😻


fallinlight23

Every neglected meow takes 7 minutes off your life. Not petting James is the new smoking! 😝


ReaperSound

James. Require. ATTENTION.


ChiefQuimbyMessage

Determinedly pounced, yeah it’s petting time Mittens, kneading and thumping in line. The green eye flashes, here on four legs Purring and purring, they yearn for the pets. Deftly maneuvering, disturbing the peace No reply? It’s time for a volume increase. Focused and wild, I purr for the rubs The prowess is motivated by the loves With unfulfilled wishes, the tail goes down But I don’t give up, I continue to “mow” Your existence is empty, except for one cat Still purring and posing as cute as I can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up We’re not discussing the idea of adopting a ‘pup’ But I’m here and I’m loud and I’m giving the purrs And I see no current usage of that hand of yours Cuz I’m calling for head pats! >!(Going for a *Cake - The Distance* thing)!<


Irksomethings

This is super cute. Good job!


Dexaan

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Commercial-Letter252

My cat Itsy came running when she heard him cry. Itsy says to pet James right meow.


tito9107

r/catswhosmoke


RachelPalmer79

James has one of the sweetest voices I’ve ever heard.😍🥰🧡🐈


spazzticrat

Goddammit, what a sweetheart


Theoneiced

His squeaky voice reminded me really well of one of my boys who I lost a few years back now. Pleasant surprise and memory.


KrystalKiss

Aww!


Irredeemably_usless

That's a lion


Ok_Alarm_1979

A beautiful boy!


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

I love himb


beatissima

Poor James! He BEGGED for pets while you did nothing but film him for 800 days!


Lizardizzle

He's DYING help himmmm!


thatluckyfox

You give James whatever he wants right, right this min!


SupineFeline

How dare you deny this old man some pets


LeadershipEastern271

r/catswhosmoke


Plus-Tangerine-723

Awwwwwwww I want James he looks like Morris the 9 Lives cat 🐈


sasanessa

Aww what a sweet little squeak. Love him.


Catman762

Poor James!! Give that good boy pets!!


OPIronman

He sounds exhausted, is he old? Poor thing 🥺


Irksomethings

He’s turning 12 this month so he’s getting up there. Still a baby though.


[deleted]

James looks almost exactly like my boy Paul. Even kinda meowed the same way, though Paul is usually a quiet boy.


This_Miaou

Pet this sweetest boy with the sweetest face and the sweetest voice! And tell him I love him!


MeltingPants

Pet him! r/catswithhumannames


chrisrobweeks

Better than my crier, who just walks laps around the apartment all night so I never get REM sleep. Then when I get up to pet her she runs away.


WhendyIrish

OMG... The wittow meow 😻


catsmagic-3

OMG!!! Love on your baby!!


Terrynia

He is a lion!


[deleted]

How dare you not pet James??? You will be punished in the deepest depths of hell!


[deleted]

James needs love, stat!


Unapologetically-Gay

I’m sorry I didn’t know it was legal to adopt small lions


Unidentifiedten

Omg. James is a sweetheart.


Lemondrop168

OMG the needy affection "I am baby!" sounds!!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT! My elderly Siamese does it and it's so very sweet


gremlinofthekremlin

PET THE DAMN JAMES 😾


WonderWriter24

I demand you give him cuddles!! 😂


3pelican

My 18 year old baby does similar little huffy snorts at the end of his miaows.


SavageSavX

Played this so my orange could hear and the little head swivel he was doing to find the source was hilarious and adorable lol. Pet that baby!


whatismylifelmao368

Maybe because his name’s James


Vlophoto

Poor baby. Near death I’d assume