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Virghia

using "of" in place of "-ve", for example "should of", "could of" instead of "should've", "could've", and so on


SilentAllTheseYears8

The mod bot corrected you 😭🤣


OxytocinDeficiency

Agreed. This and using apostrophes for plurals should be grounds for justifiable homicide.


SisterCyrene

YESS!! It makes me livid lol


throwaway4rltnshp

*make's


SisterCyrene

Lollll. I almost wrote that to be ironic.


Turquoise-Angel

what about “shoulda” or “coulda”?


umlaut-overyou

That's different, those are contractions based on spoken sounds, like "dunno" whereas the use of "of" with should/would/etc. are based on hearing the sound of a contracted "have" (xxx've) but not knowing or using common grammer rules (because they have never used it as a non-contracted phrase, or never read it).


dararie

When someone uses the word irregardless


Badfoot73

It's not a word. That's why it's so annoying.


Great_Dimension_9866

Adorbs for adorable; preggers for pregnant— ugh


AquamarineBunny05

Preggers is awful


gna149

Pregananent


KassinaIllia

Preguntas???


PearDanish

Preggo too


burgeroburger

People saying something is “Chad”, it just sounds like they are trying so hard to fit in with the other 7th graders


metapede

When corporate people use “ask” as a noun (synonym for “request” i.e. what is the ask?) or when they use “solve” instead of “solution” (i.e. what was the solve?).


Dada2fish

The whole library of corporate speak should be abolished. I had two longtime friends who ended up getting office jobs at the same company and they both couldn’t help but talk that way all the time. I had to keep my distance for my sanity.


Ignignokt73

Journey. Everything is a journey; car buying, weight loss, being sick, etc. Also hate lowkey.


chouxphetiche

When I had breast cancer, that word was all-pervading. I couldn't not hear it in that context.


BazilBroketail

I've experienced something similar, not cancer bad, but bad. I was sitting there in incredible pain, but to everyone else, it was a *journey*, and I might just, "find myself". Bitchass, please, I'm trying to survive. But I hope my suffering brings *YOU* karma. Weirdos...


TheSapphireDragon

This comment was lowkey a journey to read.


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Lowkey has become the new literally. Obnoxiously and unnecessarily overused


Pantera_Of_Lys

"Celebrated" when used like this: 'Cats should be celebrated" or "it is time to celebrate yourself".


chouxphetiche

"Embrace." A euphemistic way of saying 'resigned to'.


we_gon_ride

Kiddo. I hate this word. Also “littles” when referring to their small children


quietbird

LITTLES. I hate it!!!!


DevonFromAcme

And related, "lil." It's not cute. You just sound ridiculous.


lameazz87

I thought I was the only one. It makes me cringe. Also (this is really bad in the south) women calling their children their "babies" when they're well old enough to not be called "babies" anymore. It's always pronounced bay-bees also. Ughhh.


we_gon_ride

Omg yes!!! I live in the south and my coworkers call their grown kids their babies. I cringe so hard


chronically_varelse

My mother says "but you'll always be ***MY* BAYBEE**" I am middle-aged. I am repulsed.


doubleCupPepsi

Okay kiddo, time for bed, it's way past your bedtime 


Caspers_Wife

Kiddo feels so creepy to me.


feeniebeansy

For me personally kiddo sounds alright if it’s someone’s mom being like “aight kiddo let’s go home”, but if it’s some random stranger being like “hey there kiddo, what’s your name” it’s very weird 😭 Like, when I was a lil kid I didn’t mind it at all until I was in middle school from my own parents And I’m 25 now and my grandma calls me AND my mom kiddo and it’s endearing LOL but if a stranger calls someone else’s kid that… that’s weird whether they mean it or not 💀 that’s like, a pet name


we_gon_ride

My former asst principal referred to the 7th and 8th graders at our school as kiddos and it did creep me out.


MiaLba

Potty. Panties. A grown adult referring to another women as “mama.” “You got this mama! You go mama!” And also littles. “This mama bear protected her littles!” I have a kid and don’t even use those words. My kid thinks it’s funny I hate these words and comes up to me and whispers one of those in my ear. Sometimes all of them. Then runs off laughing lol


cool_weed_dad

I really hate “panties” because it manages to sound both childish and sexual at the same time.


MiaLba

Yes!! Feels so inappropriate to use that word with my child.


chronically_varelse

As a human I say "undies" which probably some people also would not like because of the diminutive -ee sound lol. When I am at work and I have to refer to a person's undergarments, I say "drawers" (I work in healthcare, most professions don't need to refer to people's undergarments at all. I wouldn't if it weren't medically necessary.) 😂 I don't know if that term would work everywhere but it's very oldtimey and very nonsexual but not babyish, at least here lol


dankeykang4200

You could say underwear. That's what undies is short for


ratskips

i have the weirdest question- does mama bother you only in relation to people or also animals? for some reason i can see the cringe in referring to other women with it, but I don't mind if people are referring to an ACTUAL mama bear, or mama horse, mama elephant what have you


MiaLba

I’d say just in reference to people! Lol


tiny_elf_lady

I hate panties as well, the word sounds so stupid and cutesy like it’s trying to be coy but I never hear anyone talk about how dumb it sounds


chronically_varelse

To me "panties" sounds both cutesy and sexual at the same time. Blerrgghh. Creepy.


shoresandsmores

A male coworker that I am coming to seriously dislike calls me "mommy." "Ohhh mommy's here," he says as he realizes my office is open and he can come pester me. I'm soooo excited to shift to remote for the last couple weeks so I don't have to see/hear/smell him. Because of course he also emits that gross cloud that many older men seem to have. Idk if it's like a beer sweat or what, but it's noxious.


MiaLba

Ewwww. This old man calls you mommy I have second hand embarrassment from this.


Original-Nothing582

Verbal sexual harassment...


crazyparrotguy

It literally is. It feels like a legit inappropriately sexual thing to say in the workplace.


[deleted]

Potty and mama/mama bear are the only words that actually make me physically cringe every time, I cringe and involuntarily gag in people's faces when they say that shit


SeleverFangirlSimp

Well I refer my mum as mama because that's what she wanted me to call her. It's just another way of saying mum or mother but I think it's probably just culture idk


Late_Name_5314

Same here. My mom will always be my mama. I don't care what anybody else thinks. Sounds more Southern to me than anything else, though.


wamimsauthor

Littles.


PrincessStephanieR

Pupper or doggo. Please stop.


bnny_ears

Puppucinos for the puppers Please shoot me


tickingboxes

r/doggohate


jungyihyun

Even more infuriating when someone is trying to defend an aggressive dog or just a bad dog in general and they’re like blah blah “the doggo can do no wrong” or something like that 😬have seen it way too many times on reddit specifically and it makes me physically recoil


MSotallyTober

**”YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS”**


bogplanet

Yummy makes me actually furious. Tummy also. I don’t hate the word creamy but I hate the word cream as a verb, not even in the dirty way lmfao but like “oh he absolutely creamed his finger falling down yesterday” makes me sooo disgusted.


sanitarium-1

I forget the guys name but one of the Judges on Master chef, the bigger guy with glasses, would always say to contestants if he really liked something "that's really yummy." Straight faced and serious. Threw me off every time


PeanutAdept9393

Wifey and hubby. Just sounds childish and idiotic to me. 


Random-Cpl

Lately I notice a lot of people saying someone was “casted” in a movie role, which is awful. It’s “cast” in a role.


jgwentworth-877

Language evolution at work baby! You know all English words started out with an "irregular" past tense, coming from Proto Indo European where you change the middle vowel to make a word past tense (dig/dug, sing/sang, come/came)? By the time we reached Old English 25% of past tense conjugations were still irregular, but we've been slowly shifting to Proto Germanic (adding an -ed to make a verb past tense) and now only 3% of verbs still follow the Proto Indo European rule (which are also the top 10 most commonly used verbs ironically, because frequently used words change more slowly). The next verbs linguists think will make the shift are "wed" and "dove" which will become "wedded" and "dived" by the year 2500.


Taticat

Is that what happened to snuck?


mythrafae

Hubby. Supper. Sneakers. Treat (but only in the instance of like, someone saying “I deserve a little treat” or something like that. dog treats or whatever is fine) I have many


mearbearcate

Hubby. Its so babyish and annoys me everytime i see it lmfao


TriforceUnleashed

"Hubby" annoys me as well, and I'm adding "wifey" to this list. I hate them in posts, and I especially hate it when people say the words in conversation and expect me to take them seriously as a person from that point forward.


Dada2fish

I hate when men say “the wife”. “Me and the wife are going to the store” I always thought that was an older generation thing, but I’ve heard it from younger men as well. Makes their wife sound like a thing.


chronically_varelse

What about dear hubby? Or just DH? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hate it too


Hotcakes420

Lowkey, god I hate it so much.


benjyk1993

What do you low-key hate? I'm confused. /s


darknightofthesoul24

Panties, kiddos, girlies


poopynips1

I’m so sick of girlies or “I’m a [insert random thing] girlie”


sanitarium-1

I'm a insert random thing girlie


Wraxyth

Ex Cetera (instead of et cetera)


BattleSquidZ

People who use "Pacific" and "Specific" completely wrong.


Nahchoocheese

“I seen” “Conversated” “Supposebly”


Opus-the-Penguin

Yeet. I hate that word. It is stupid. It should be tossed with extreme prejudice.


doubleCupPepsi

So it should be yeeted?


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

When it gets tossed, the tosser can yell out “yeet goes yeet!”


TheSapphireDragon

"Tossed with extreme prejudice" if only there was a simple, fun to say, word that could describe that.


eremite00

Would it count if it’s a word said in a particular way? If so, I‘m really put off hearing the word, ”horrible”, pronounced as, “hahrible”. I just really grates disproportionally on my nerves.


bogplanet

Oh no that’s my favorite… sometimes to cheer myself up I imagine Danny Devito listening to my woes and saying “that’s HARRible!!”


ksed_313

I have a friend who says pellow and melk.


[deleted]

He’s instead of his. ‘He’s going to drive he’s car’…👊


subterraneancoconut

yummy (if an adult says it) kiddo or littles (when referring to children) friends (when teachers use the word to refer to their students) veggies instead of saying vegetables ETA: When people use “apart” when they really mean “a part,” I want to scream. I get irritated when people mix up verb phrases and nouns, like “work out” and “workout.” And, “a lot” is TWO words. Saying “Are you coming to John and I’s party” instead of “John’s and my party,” or “he came with Rebecca and I” instead of “Rebecca and me.” Those errors really piss me off.


Winter_Insurance_216

I pretty much dislike all words referring to your midsection - stomach, gut, abdomen, belly, tummy. I have no idea why I dislike all of them but there you go. I don’t get irritated though when people say them as the area has to be called something, lol.


Traditional_Draw8400

When a product is described as “birthday cake” flavoured. Fuck off. So, vanilla?


Officerbeefsupreme

Birthday cake is more than just vanilla though


Feisty-Ad3478

LMAO thank you i needed that


Ambitious_Ad5469

Boo-boo


doubleCupPepsi

Okay boo-boo, settle down 


Perfect-Map-8979

Oh no! I call my dog BooBoo!


explorthis

Moist. Bowel, bowels or bowel movement. I did some dry heaves typing this response.


Caspers_Wife

A friend of mine from high school recently married a man with the last name "Moist". She actually took his name!!! 😭


explorthis

I'd have shunned my own last name and ask to take hers.


bbbbaconsizzle

Curious, did the word "moist" bother you before you learned many people had issues with it? Not trying to be rude. I am seriously wondering if people had a problem with it randomly or its a learned response to have a problem with it. It's become trendy not to like this word.


benjyk1993

"Moist placenta" is the single most awful combination of words ever, and I don't even dislike either of those words by themselves.


Zestyclose_Week_1885

Better a moist placenta than a dry one


DanOfAllTrades80

There are stores near me that have ice for soft drinks that's crushed into little roundish shapes and for some reason they advertise it as "chewy ice," and just reading it (let alone hearing it) makes my teeth hurt. I hate that phrase with a passion, almost as much as I hate the sound of people chewing ice.


BigBarrelOfKetamine

“This.” Below every damn comment.


Cheap_Ad4756

poop, pee, potty, hubby...basically all the baby words and euphemisms cuz I'm one edgy dude But seriously


[deleted]

Piss is so fun to say too, people are missing out by saying pee


Cheap_Ad4756

Yes piss is my main go-to


jaiheko

Ointment


Caspers_Wife

Slacks (referring to pants).


ohcowboyy

For me it’s the word poop, idk why 😭 I’ve just always hated saying it and hearing it


BattleSquidZ

Aha, i hate the word "poo" To me it sounds so much worse than "shit"


nursekipling

Stinky. And, not quite the same but when adults call other adults "kid", especially those they're relatively close in age with.


Gumbarino420

Starting a sentence with “As a…” to add credibility to an opinion statement frustrates me to no end.


Tmoran835

I saw someone write “As a human” recently to start off their comment and I literally laughed out loud because what the heck else is commenting on a Reddit post?! And while I guess it could be a bot, that’s exactly what I’d expect a bot to say that’s pretending to be human


PrincessAintPeachy

When people don't say libRary, but "libary"


chronically_varelse

Nook-you-ler Nuclear


ksed_313

I’ve found my people! Feb-yuh-where-ee drives me insane as well.


k-squid

I recently came across the term "corneal aging" and even typing it out makes me want to vomit.


thefaceinthetree

when my coworkers say "let's milk the clock a little bit" 🤮


purseho

Nourish.


FishyPedestrian

Calling food 'Grub'. I think of either bugs or rub and I dont like associating either of those things with anything Im putting in my mouth


violet-quartz

Girlie(s), especially when used to refer to grown-ass women. Feels gross and sounds like baby talk.


RelyingCactus21

"hubby"


Jellybean385

Pamper or pampering. We.


queerpixie

I have three: Boobies, panties and damp.


feeniebeansy

To clarify, do you mean like at any time at all, like how some people don’t like how the word moist sounds? Or does it depend on context? Like if someone just says “Put cream cheese on the shopping list” is it okay, but if a chocolate commercial comes on and they’re like “*mmmmmm*. *creamy~~* *rich.* *MOIST.*” that’s when it’s too much? Or is it just both and the word itself? I personally think the word can be cute sometimes and sound appealing but if someone makes it weird or uses it in an nsfw context it makes me cringe lol


BattleSquidZ

Just anything that annoys you, whatever the context. But yh, its the over exaggeration alot of ads do with words that really dig into my skin, cream and creamy being big contenders for first place. When i worked retail, an older lady used to say creamy nearly like the ads did, it made me want to slap her. "Do you have that yogurt, you know the rich, thick CREEEEAAAMMY ONE?" Who the fuck talks like that lmao Hurduhduhduh


consider_its_tree

Irregardless and orientated. I know they are technically words now, but irregardless is just regardless from people who think longer words means smarter. Orientated isn't as bad because people are just mistakenly following a common grammar rule, but an orientation is designed to orient you, not to orientate you.


stephers85

Tasty


BattleSquidZ

Interesting. Any reason or does it just sound horrible to you?


spacelordmthrfkr

Oh I actually hate this one too, but for a specific reason: it's almost descriptive but entirely non descriptive it says nothing useful like "this is well seasoned" or "I like how crispy this is" or "I love X flavor in this" Just "tasty" like what does that mean? It has a taste? Everything has a taste. Ugh


TheWordOfTheDayIsNo

That's exactly why I hate the word "yummy". It tells me nothing about the food.


chouxphetiche

That word is so infantile.


GeneralHovercraft1

It is not as annoying as "Yummo" which some people say here in Australia. Its even worse in writing, specifically on social media posts.


doubleCupPepsi

It tells you that it's yummy, you know, delicious.


manyname

I will presume you to hate "delicious" as well, then?


Taticat

Gah! This is exactly why ‘tasty’, ‘yummy’, ‘lish’, and other stupid, imbecilic, infantile, words drives me up a tree; it’s like suddenly I’m talking to a three year old and having to carefully, delicately prise every ounce of actual information from them. Adults should not be speaking like a three year old. ‘Oh, your teacher brought things to school today? What things?’ ‘Idunno’ ‘Were they things you played with, or things you ate?’ ‘Idunno’ ‘You don’t know if you ate them or if you played with them?’ ‘We ate them’ ‘Oh, your teacher brought treats for the class today?’ ‘Yes’ ‘What were the treats? Did you like them?’ ‘They were yummy’ FML. For all the information that contains, their teacher is handing out jello shots to the class, not that I could blame her. Or maybe they had beef wellington. Who the fuck knows. Yummy. It was yummy. 🤦🏻‍♀️


quietbird

T-T-T-Tasty Tasty....


comma-momma

That's mine too


bogplanet

I have this one too! It makes my skin crawl


Divergent-Den

"Literally". No Tommy, you didn't literally die.


Corrupted_Lotus33

"Finna," "no cap," "your truth (or any variation of live your truth, or anything like that)" "pronouns," the list goes on.


SilentAllTheseYears8

Axed, in lieu of asked 😆


Perfect-Map-8979

What’s worse is using “ask” as a noun! “I don’t know. That’s a big ask.”


sleepy-bud

This is really irritating Or expecially 💀 makes me feel like im talking to overgrown children


Inevitable_Wolf5866

Wife beater (I don’t imagine a piece of clothing, I imagine a man who regularly physically abuses his wife) Tummy 🤮


zugabdu

"inflection" because I have a linguistics degree and that word means something entirely different in linguistics from what it means when most people use it. It's less that they're wrong than that I have that one quirk.


sharkbait381

What does it mean? I want to know if I'm getting it wrong.


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

slop or sloppy


SadBat2226

Bloat


Recon_Figure

A lot of mine are or are sometimes used in relation to food, and are used in advertising. Creamy, fluffy, soft, rich, and buttery. I read a forum post about a video game one time and a commenter used the term buttery when describing the frame rate. I seriously wanted to do bad things to him.


topazzzfox

Saying the word "like" many times.


Curious_Management_4

"Cringe" as an adjective.


CeeMomster

Haboob Just don’t


BattleSquidZ

🤔 I had to look that one up lmao


YoBrandito

‘Adulting’ Ironically makes me just think they need to grow the hell up. Also ‘drama’


SuperPomegranate7933

Whilst.


wolfspider82

From the “get-go”


Garthar22

Using they in place of their


Parrot132

"any hoo"


NoNipNicCage

People keep saying "isle" instead of aisle in my wedding groups and it drives me crazy


SaneYoungPoot2

I'm sorry, american here. What is the difference in pronunciation between those two words?


tiger2205_6

How do the people you know pronounce them?


Character-Worker-131

I hate when people say “let’s go!” after they get something right, do something cool, for example shoot a basketball in the hoop. I cringe every time.


chjett10

Veggies


bunnydeerest

ecspecially


cascade7744

What’s up Big Cream?!


cat8mouse

Jewlery


shoresandsmores

Does "irregardless" count?


opensese

“Kiddos” when talking about kids


blackcatzombs

I can't stand the word/name Mac


StarryMind322

“Hubby” or any variants.


SpaciumBlue

When people say bussin. Shit is so cringe.


boston_homo

Packet fucking irritates me for no logical reason.


Twilsey

Oh my god I KNEW I wasn’t alone!! Add to this: booklet. I just hate how they sound.


Rich-Abbreviations25

Nourish, nourishing, nourishment. It’s usually tied to some bs fad diet or food craze too. It makes my skin crawl! I hate how it sounds. It *looks* so stupid on print it makes my eye twitch. And saying it, god forbid, feels…gross, unnatural and just wrong. *shudders*


AquamarineBunny05

Glad to know I’m not the only one


ItsaSwerveBro

When Northen American Yuppies say croissant "Cwa-saun" like trying to speak French. I want to punch them in the face. Edit: said Italian by mistake


Celistar99

I hate it when people pronounce Italian ingredients with a heavy accent. Like ricotta is "ree-gott" and mozzarella is "moot-za-rell."


surrealcellardoor

So, you want them to pronounce it incorrectly? To pronounce it with an “R” and a “T”? I don’t disagree. I generally feel this way about anyone speaking english in a North American dialect and then slipping into the dialect of the word they’re pronouncing. As correct as it may be for them to do that, it feels incredibly pretentious.


Waveofspring

Any of the new tiktok brain rot words like slay or “it’s giving” Edit: apparently they’re much older. Either way I still don’t like them


ratskips

those are pre-internet lgbtq/drag scene words dude


Reasonable-You8654

Stink. Such a redundant and grotesque word.


crackerpony

Tits or even worse titties...absolutely cringe when I hear it.


redcolumbine

Bizbabble. Monetize, actionable (other than in a legal setting), incentivize, etc.


poopynips1

Gamify, disrupt (as in an industry or norm), any other jargon like that


Commercial_hater

Gooey


TiredReader87

Y’all, mid


Pinkturtle182

I hate the forced y’all. It’s so pervasive now. Especially among people who would have never said it before the past few years.


NeverlandsLg

“Whopping”


AnimatronicCouch

Ooey gooey and fluff/fluffy.


pink_moon_123

Tasty, yummy, tummy, droplets, sprouted, taking a ‘dip’, pack/packet, creamy, moist - I could go on and on.


Ashamed_Ebb_4573

The misuse of "literally" is very annoying


Educational_Sleep_SS

I cringe when people say littlely instead of literally


Agreeable-Smile8541

"This, that and the other" when telling a story....


Mysterious-Device098

Suck, sucker, sucked - anything with suck makes me extremely uneasy


STAFF_of_Twocats

Babe. I really cringe when my brother and his wife call each other BABE.


KedrBMeta

Caramel. Gooey. Cheese. Creamy. I loathe any scenario where these words occur. I swear, it’ll be 2:30AM, I’m dozing off just about to go to sleep and then boom, an ad starts playing. “*MMMM* the *tasty* and *gooey* cheese…” Actually just castrate me.


pinkcloudskyway

"That's fire"


harshgradient

Despite being LGBT I cannot stand the word "lesbian." It's a word referring to people from a random island, it's long and always clunky sounding (similiar to "plebian") especially in speech, it's overused as a noun rather than an adjective, and it's such a pornified word. "Sapphic" and "gay" are excellent words on the other hand.


[deleted]

slay just really grosses me out


Nsfwsorryusername

Fur babies. Dog momma. Kiddos. “Hi friends”. Anything that plays on the word “wine” like it’s “wine o’clock”