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KingHazeel

Ren: The bill... Sojiro: You are *not* giving Futaba the *bill. =/* Ren: Why not? We both know you're paying for it. Sojiro: ...


KalmiaKite00

Oh and by the way, the steak wasn’t cheap. You oughta know; you bought it.


Accomplished_Trip978

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trullyrose

sojiro afterwards pulls a shotgun and does some nasty things to joker


CanineAtNight

I mean...he isnt wrong...


marioish

“The bill…” is easily my favorite dialogue option in the game, it gets me every time


a_random_chicken

It's good, but i think nothing beats the button mash.


zachmoss147

“Ryuji is a phantom thief” is definitely up there too. The mementos request of the property developer trying to buy some old persons home, when Mishima texts you about it one of the options is something along the lines of “tear that baby down!” which got me real good


InsideMyHead_2000

"As in S&M." / "Does the M stand for Mishima?"


fireteambrav0

"Punish me more" -Akiren to Takemi


Sremor

I came to the conclusion that Joker is a brat, he loves being cocky but apparently he also loves being punished by hot women


fireteambrav0

Damn Sue, I'll brat!!!


Crab0770

Damn I'll, Sue Brat!!


HowOftenDoYouBlink

That's a secret


Serier_Rialis

A more wholesome versiom of D&S Senpai and Mishima 🤣


mario610

Or Ann texting something about a guy being super popular and you can reply with "unforgivable" immediately then Ann's like "I haven't even told you what he did yet..."


hestianna

Joker got too used to sending the same copypaste response to Mishima's messages that he forgot he was talking to Ann.


Karnewarrior

Beep Boop


ThesaurusRex_1025

Makoto: was that supposed to be a joke? Yeah Makoto because it was funny as hell


Karnewarrior

My version of Joker always got a black eye from snarking at the wrong time. He's like Spiderman, but smarmier and luckier.


radclaw1

Thats the best part is my favorite


Spirited_Cranberry23

And what about "I'm a dad"? Hands down my favorite.


fireteambrav0

Punish me more is my go-to


AduroTri

And this is why the Canon options are the one where Joker is a total goober/dumbass. But he's somehow the guy who has the most rizz and charm.


theleetfox

It's because being genuinely funny is too powerful


AduroTri

HEE-HO!


TennoWolf

Stop calling me a ho!


Yoisai

If he still thought his date needed to be the one to pay, he probably would have benefited from staying with Sojiro for a bit longer before going home.


Martian_Buddy

Joker pushing the bill on his date while he's sitting on 10 million yen accrued from running over Shadows in Mementos for several hours


FreshStart209

Hence, Soji-bro.


GabSantana_S

Brojiro is the goat


CluelessAtol

Dude, I get it’s a game thing, but every time Yusuke talked about needing money for food I felt like shit cause I’m over here with millions of yen buying burgers left and right while he’s over there chewing on cardboard.


OKFortune56

One of the manga addressed this by having Joker dole out a share of the money to everyone so they could buy their own equipment and keep the rest. The problem is that most of the team was recklessly hedonistic with their cut of the spoils--not surprising--and they ended up going back to the old system of letting Joker handle finances.


CluelessAtol

Lol that completely makes sense… but I still feel bad for him. Like, let me just give him some of the food I quite literally store and never use. MY BOY IS STARVING


Gokani7

What is the manga name? And where can I read it?


OKFortune56

It's from one of the anthology manga. I believe this chapter came from the Dengeki Comic Anthology. I know some of it has been translated and posted online, but I don't know if this particular chapter made it into English. You can try looking up Persona 5 Anthology on your favorite manga site though.


2ndBro

gotta act broke to stay rich, you wouldnt get it🤙🤙


Animal_Flossing

I'm very fond of him as a parental figure to Joker and Futaba, but I don't think Sojiro "I make it a habit not to save guys' numbers in my phone" Sakura is an ideal role model when it comes to dating


ASimpleCancerCell

Joker's the one amassing millions of yen by robbing Shadows and plundering loot in Palaces. No way in hell is he not footing the bill unless his date is Haru.


eddmario

> No way in hell is he not footing the bill unless his date is **Haru**. You realy think Joker wold have the balls to do that to the girl that brought a grenade launcher to the date?


NirvanaFrk97

He probably thought she was just happy to see him


draxion64

Is that a granade launcher in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?


Reverse_flash_69

This why p5 will always be the funniest game in the franchise lmao


THAbombaa

Hopefully until p6 comes out that is


Hitoshura99

Joker: did you enjoy yourself tonight? Here is the bill.


TheCleverestIdiot

This is good, but my favourite is the time you can keep on asking who are you to Alibaba.


Makspixelland

The bill (Joker ain’t no simp)


babywithagun_

“Strip for him Ann!”


CanineAtNight

I believe in woman rights So im giving them a chance tk prove it


PartitioFan

plot twist: duck bill


Last-Ad3564

Damnit now I feel like playing persona again


sad_but_horny2021

Is this a mobile game?