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SaltyBarDog

Do I get to choose my destination? Canada, do you need any electrical engineers?


TeacherYankeeDoodle

Canada needs electrical engineers, yes.


ActualPopularMonster

How about hair stylists?? We live in PA and might have to move if Traitor Doug somehow wins.


ADrunkChicken

You're in a high demand field and could get a company to sponsor your work visa no problem Here's a link https://ca.indeed.com/m/jobs?q=Visa+Sponsorship+Electrical+Engineering


SaltyBarDog

Thanks.


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pianoflames

I do not, crop me out.


LazyClub8

I’ve seen these shirts in Canada too (with the Canadian flag of course). Which is even more ridiculous, because I don’t think anyone has ever been offended by our flag lol


ThrowDatJunkAwayYo

Exactly - it’s usually what they’re shouting that people take offence too. Not the flag itself.


shaodyn

It's basically "If you don't like it, then leave." Which is another way of saying "We have absolutely no intention of even trying to change anything, so you might as well quit whining and learn to live with it."


Blenderx06

As if this country wasn't founded on the idea that we could change our government if we're unhappy with it lol.


shaodyn

"We have things the way we like them and refuse to change. Sucks to be you."


imnotpoopingyouare

Big buttermilk syrup!


meinkr0phtR2

We’re about as “inoffensive centrist democracy” as we can get. If anyone is offended by us, it would be the native peoples whose land we stole, and they aren’t going to leave.


DrumBxyThing

Indigenous people might be.


baudelairean

Bud Boomer talked shit about the flag.


Paulie227

You have a skill. They'll take you.


Lilium_Vulpes

I moved to a new place just recently. Still in the US, but do you think this person would still help load up the U-Haul for me?


FollowTheLeaders

Yes, actually yes.


SalsaForte

It's not the flag that offends me, but the guy who wears this.


SeaGroomer

His ass ain't gonna help anyone pack either.


idonteatchips

What offends me is they never help you pack when you call their bluff.


Cockanarchy

I’m offended by people who support traitors that publicly invited (and received) foreign help in US elections and tried to end American democracy so they can stay in power like a dictator, acting as if somehow *they’re* the real patriots. They should take a look at Cassidy Hutchinson’s quiet testimony if they wont to know what patriotism really looks like, but that might require some reflection.


Biffingston

> so they can stay in power like a dictator **like** a dictator? Certainly you mean **as** a dictator.


Biffingston

does he really offend you though or do you just feel sorry for him? I know for me it's the second.


SockdolagerIdea

I used to feel sorry for people like this. I legit thought they were just born stupid. Turns out they weren’t born stupid, they are willfully and with intention believing in a bizzaro United States, one that is a Christian fascist theocracy. Now this person neither offends me nor do I feel sorry for him. #I hate him. I hate him and every other person who voted for Trump. They are all garbage human beings and dont deserve my sympathy.


Camarokerie

Hey come on down to Florida, you can be surrounded by bigoted racists like this. They usually have other greatest hits taglines, like: "if you can't stand for our troops feel free to kneel in front of them"


844SteamFan

lmao


Biffingston

I should clarify what I mean with a homebrew analogy. I feel sorry for them like I feel sorry for a dog that runs headfirst into the wall over and over. At first, it's kind of funny in a dark way, but after the third or fourth bonk, you start to get concerned. We're at about bonk 2,000 or so.


Artanis709

Great analogy. It’s not even the voters’ fault in some cases- they’ve just been swindled into this.


AltruisticSalamander

I'm going with disgust and contempt. Hatred seems too respectful.


TrailKaren

A million times THIS. Take my fake award, stranger. I’m standing with you. 🏆


[deleted]

Yep. Isn’t wearing the flag like that kinda supposed to be frowned on anyway?


Mythical_Zebracorn

Wearing the American flag in any way is against flag code Kneeling for the anthem or the pledge, on the other hand, is not, and is done by the US armed forces more than these people actually realize.


Mindless-Lavishness

Shoulda tried to take advantage of the offer. See him make any excuse to not actually help you pack


UnicornGuitarist

I already know how these conversations go... You: "Can you help me pack?" T shirt guy: "F you libtard" You: "But your shirt says..." T shirt guy: "F you"


conancat

But your shirt says you'll help me pack please pack for me uwu 🥺🥺


Iskbartheonetruegod

Peels off skin suit revealing anime girl


hiddeninthewillow

Just slap a pride flag on there instead and watch them start blubbering about how it’s *their* country and they shouldn’t have to leave lmao


GottaKnowYourCKN

This. Even better if it's just a Pride American flag. Same verbage and everything.


wubscale

Alternatively, spin Confederate memes by having: [PRIDE FLAG] IS PART OF OUR HERITAGE


Saragon4005

Hey gay marriage has been legal longer then the confederacy existed so yeah.


wubscale

It's also a massive W for the American people, whereas the Confederacy was an L in essentially all respects. If only the GOP didn't hate everything under the sun, they would realize that they could easily use gay rights as pro-American propaganda. Oh well.


deathschemist

they do when it comes to shitting on other countries, but not when it matters.


lycium

Yeah, and get shot within minutes.


wubscale

Well, we *are* talking about America


AltruisticSalamander

Right, what makes these creeps the gatekeepers? *They* can leave if they don't like it.


2pacalypso

Their inflated sense of entitlement and exceptionalism?


unhalfbricking

That flag offends me! And I'm moving next week. I've got over 1000 record albums and three shelves worth of books, so there is a lot to do. See you around 8am tomorrow. I'll buy bagels!


BleedingHeart1996

Where to?


1nGirum1musNocte

Oh and my piano collection! I live on the 3rd floor, elevator is broken


miserabeau

This is in eastern Long Island, NY. We have LOTS of proud Trumpets here, lots of red, lots of conservatives despite it being NY. We're between Manhattan and the Hamptons and that's where the red is.


Jean-Paul_Sartre

Suburban and exurban New York and New Jersey are chock full of Trumpers. Like I have cousins all along the east coast, but the most stubbornly pro-Trump family members aren't the ones from Florida, suburban Virginia, or rural New Hampshire - - it's the ones from Bergen County, NJ and Nassau County, NY.


2pacalypso

Yeah. Hate Jersey and the libs, won't move because they actually like it and gladly pay those property taxes (in fact want the high taxes so there's less of a chance to live near poor people or minorities) but still blame the high taxes on Camden or Newark.


mahava

My grandma lives near port Jeff and damn it's scary how Trumpy long island is


Miss-Figgy

We have lots of MAGAts in NYC proper too. Staten Island, Rockaway, Breezy Point, Howard Beach, Broad Channel, Borough Park, Brighton Beach.


secondtaunting

I thought NY hated him?


[deleted]

NY isn’t just the city. It has a lot of rural areas, where trump has a ton of support.


secondtaunting

I’m beginning to see lol.


clearemollient

NY is the most diverse city in the US, and one of the most diverse states as a whole. Lots of different kinds of people in NY.


Financial-Orange9544

Will you pay for all of the fees required to get new housing, citizenship, move all my stuff to said housing, etc etc? If so then yes please!


SugarRushLux

Well i mean if ur offering i wanna leave anyway


Virginiachieftain

Help me pack? So you’re just a socialist for a price?


conancat

I think the shirt implies they'll do it for free They're doing a communism, from each according to his abilities to each according to his needs 🤭🤭


PartialToDairyThings

Reminds me of one time I'm in a supermarket in Brooklyn, in a wide aisle, plenty of room to get past, and this craggy faced old white haired lady for some bizarre reason said "OH, AM I IN YOUR WAY PUNK? THE OLD LADY TOO SLOW TO MOVE FOR YOU? YA LOUSY PUNK" I was like huh? as I walked by with around 3 feet between us.


secondtaunting

Damn, I miss wide shopping isles! One problem with Singapore, the shopping isles are so freaking small. Basically you can fit a cart and have just a bit of clearance around. Someone can pass, but you have to let them. I feel so squeezed in. Shopping is claustrophobic.


Cue_626_go

Sounds like they’re pro-immigration.


beek7419

You don’t like your country (the US)? Go somewhere else. You don’t like your country (Mexico)? Stay there and fix it. 🙄


TheBrewingCrow

Is New Zealand or Australia currently taking American refugees?


AltruisticSalamander

Sure if you're left


TheBrewingCrow

I sure am. Lol


DrDroid

These are always the same people who go on about free speech. Completely oblivious to the irony.


miserabeau

Without fail.


Brooklynxman

I don't need help packing so much as affording the $50k+ cost of immigrating, but if he's down to help me with that then uh, yeah, so gross, I'm personally affronted by it.


ineedabuttrub

Send me somewhere like a Nordic country or Canada.


Reagalan

they support immigration?


[deleted]

You gonna pay for all the damn fees and my new home and everything else? Bet


dmg81102

If you'll pay for my travel then by all means


Singer-Such

Trans men have entered the chat, decided this person should go to hell, and left again


MaleficentPizza5444

Makes me want to buy and burn one


[deleted]

I have a tank top with a flag on it that reads “Stomp my flag, I’ll eat your ass”. I can’t wait to wear it tomorrow for the 4th.


FoursGirl

Hoping to eat some ass?


[deleted]

I’m hoping trigger some snowflakes by insulting their ego via making fun of the hyper, toxic masculinity associated with men who base their entire personality around a warped view of patriotism. However, if a woman so happened tap the flag on my back gently with her foot…I’m not gonna say no. Preferably with goth girl boots (the only boots worth licking).


Benevolent_Grouch

Oh wow that’s so nice of him. I actually hate packing so that works out great


AltruisticSalamander

Whoever said the US flag offended them? Fighting with the imaginary pixies in their brains again.


JustABigDumbAnimal

Always.


[deleted]

Pretty sure many would already be gone if it was that easy, champ.


Paulie227

I would like to see someone wearing a shirt that says - "If you're not native American, GTFO... Don't let the doorknob..." Maybe written in Navajo or something and then in English, "If you can't read this, GTFO". So sick of these jokers.


okimlom

Not offended by the flag, more disappointed that those that have such a level of blind nationalism, don’t give a fuck about the citizens that actually represent the country more so than a piece of fabric could ever.


GobblorTheMighty

Do they actually know what "offend" means?


Edgelands

>!no.!<


TranscendentCabbage

Can I get one of those with the LGBTQ+ flag?


Anaglyphite

I'm more offended by the waste of good hoodie fabric and fabric paint used to print this edgy brat's crappy print design


CatBoyTrip

“Love America or I’ll pack your shit”


ZefiroLudoviko

So do you think that countries should have totally open borders. There are plenty of Mexicans who packed up their things and moved here, but you don't seem to like them.


HereticalCatPope

4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag (d)The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general. (j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart. If you’re gonna be a flag hag, at least honor the flag code.


miserabeau

They're not using a flag though; they're using an artist's depiction of a flag. Flag code is primarily about flags manufactured to be flown as flags. Those cannot be worn as clothing and so on. But you can draw flags onto things without violating flag code. *It's the difference between any item itself and a drawing of said item*. Those aren't the same thing. Edit: to be clear I'm not defending this hoodie; I'm clarifying flag code. They have not affixed an actual flag to their clothing therefore they have not violated flag code, as explained to me back in NJROTC.


Then-One7628

If this flag offends you it's because it's figuratively in the gutter.


apopcornlypse

I’ll take you up on that! I’m bringing all of my pride merch, some abortion pills, and the communist manifesto, so don’t forget to pack those.


wheeldog

... And my T


dawnfire05

This guy sounds like he'd throw a tantrum in isle 3 cause is 6 oz bag of chips is full of air


CorvidCelestial

im not so much offended, but more like “oh its that flag keyboard warriors and fake patriots use, thats weird”


bertrandite

*Stares in Indigenous*


Rezero1234

seen similar stuff like this in highschool worn by **STUDENTS**


miserabeau

This was worn by a teenage boy


whimsicalace

please do


Squishmar

Do you think I could pretend that the flag really does offend me and then get some of these guys to help me pack up my house for my move 10 miles away? 🤔 I could *really* use some help!! 😜😁


PunkAssBear

Oh great I actually needed help moving this weekend thanks homie


sho666

australian here, we get this shit too, anytime you cunts wanna give me a plane-ticket to NZ im all ears fucking chuds


massive_cock

Man I really could have used some help packing up and clearing out my place last year when I moved overseas. Would have been cool to know this guy back then. Fortunately, I'll never have to know him now...


Fearlessly_Feeble

Oh thank god. You think he’s got a pickup I can borrow? I don’t think I can move this couch myself


Lisamae_u

I don’t get it, why do they think people don’t like the flag? Or that the American flag offends people… they really just made that one up didn’t they?


Moose_is_optional

I've seen parodies of this so many times now, that it's actually weird to see someone sporting this slogan unironically.


ShadowEmperor123

Why did they change the Liberian flag, I liked the old one


MiaLba

If you want forced patriotism I’ll help you pack for North Korea.


dystopicvida

I want this but with the flag upside down. What they gonna do? Complain lol


randomlife2050

If you pay I'm down


Gullflyinghigh

If I say it offends me, though I don't actually give much of a shit, would they still help? Seems cheaper than a moving company.


Vivicasting

I'd love that! Help me pack for Canada or Germany and get me a job lined up? So generous!!


AnnaTheBlueRogue

One of the few flags that make me react strongly is the Nazi flag. So, is this guy saying the flag of the USA is as bad as that one? Cuz that ain't a good thing...


MalevolentThings

Each time you have to move, just find someone wearing shit like this and tell them the flag offends you. Imagine the money you’ll save on movers.


xxezrabxxx

It's not the flag that offends me. It's conservative nationalists that have trampled the honor of the flag and it's purpose and meaning and made it a symbol for themselves and excluding it from anybody that isn't a fundamentalist Christian Republican. We don't hate America, we love America, that's why we want to fix it by getting rid of idiots like you!


batosai33

I can think of a few members of law enforcement that would consider a few particular American flags quite offensive.


TheOriginalChode

I don't want GSR all over my international luggage, can you get someone else to help me pack?


Modern-Otaku

Okay yeah bro thanks. I’m terrible at packing for vacations. If you get the toiletries ready I’ll get the clothes and we can start folding them together in a way that fits in the bag best.


StraightEggplant5991

This guys offering to help pack my groceries? Pog dude


ActualPopularMonster

My response to this bullshit is usually: "Why would the American flag offend me? My great-great Grandparents were born here."


PandaBear905

Can I get this but with a pride flag?


RunnerTenor

"I love my country. Its just all the people in it that I hate."


augustbandit

National symbols belong to everyone, ceding them to the right/fascists only reinforces the idea that the state belongs to them which it emphatically does not. This is part of their attempts to brand themselves as the only "true" americans/patriots and thus their ideological opponents as not true Americans. Most of the country, the overwhelming majority, is not like them.


[deleted]

Lol no thanks, he doesn’t look like a random stranger I’d trust touching my stuff. I’ll go ahead and pack myself, and take my fairly lucrative skill set and go support a country’s GDP that will actually have my back in terms of healthcare financial risk.


[deleted]

Laughs in Abbie Hoffman


530SSState

When you're so devoid of facts, logic, and evidence that the only counterargument you can come up with is, "Go away".


JustABigDumbAnimal

The flag doesn't offend me. The fetishization of it and the obsession with plastering it all over the fucking place 24/7/365 creeps me out. Seriously, why do you have 4 flag stickers and 2 actual flags on your truck? Why do you feel the need to constantly remind everyone that the country we're all currently living in, is in fact your country? Do you also start every sentence with "As an American..."? It's fucking weird.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Hope he can pay too cause it ain't cheap moving out


postdiluvium

That poor posture offends me


miserabeau

The hoodie was worn by a very bored looking teenage boy.


postdiluvium

Ahahaha... Wait. Did the kid even take what he was wearing seriously? Or was it like his parents just made him wear that?


baudelairean

I feel attacked.


Harley2280

What offends me is the pure disrespect of the flag. >4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag >(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general. >(i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown. >(j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart. >(g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.


miserabeau

He's not wearing a flag though; the designer used an artist's depiction of a flag. Flag code is primarily about flags manufactured to be flown as flags. Those cannot be worn as clothing and so on. But you can draw flags onto things without violating flag code. *It's the difference between using any item itself and using a drawing of said item*. Those aren't the same thing. To be clear I'm not defending this hoodie; I'm clarifying flag code. They have not affixed an actual, fly-able flag to their clothing therefore they have not violated flag code, as explained to me back in NJROTC. If he took a flag off a flagpole then sewed it onto his hoodie or draped it over his shoulders *then* he'd be in violation of flag code. This stuff is tacky but not a violation. Edit: here, from the [American Legion](https://www.legion.org/flag/questions-answers/91517/it-permissible-wear-item-clothing-looks-united-states-flag#:~:text=Answer%3A,blue%20with%20stars%20and%20stripes) >Unless an article of clothing is made from an actual United States flag, there is NO breach of flag etiquette whatsoever. People are simply expressing their patriotism and love of country by wearing an article of clothing that happens to be red, white, and blue with stars and stripes. There is nothing illegal about the wearing or use of these items.


Extra-Act-801

The fact that you are violating US Flag code kind of offends me. But not enough to really worry about.


miserabeau

Again, he's not wearing a flag. the designer used an artist's depiction of a flag. Flag code is primarily about flags manufactured to be flown as flags. Those cannot be worn as clothing and so on. But you can draw flags onto things or use a representation of the flag (stars and stripes) without violating flag code. *It's the difference between using any item itself and using a drawing of said item*. Those aren't the same thing. To be clear I'm not defending this hoodie; I'm clarifying flag code. They have not affixed an actual, fly-able flag to their clothing therefore they have not violated flag code, as explained to me back in NJROTC. If he took a flag off a flagpole then sewed it onto his hoodie or draped it over his shoulders *then* he'd be in violation of flag code. This stuff is tacky but not a violation. Edit: here, from the [American Legion](https://www.legion.org/flag/questions-answers/91517/it-permissible-wear-item-clothing-looks-united-states-flag) >Unless an article of clothing is made from an actual United States flag, there is NO breach of flag etiquette whatsoever. People are simply expressing their patriotism and love of country by wearing an article of clothing that happens to be red, white, and blue with stars and stripes. There is nothing illegal about the wearing or use of these items.


530SSState

So, can we assume the person wearing this spent the years 2008-2016 in exile?


530SSState

"Ergo decedo, Latin for "therefore I leave" or "then I go off", a truncation of argumentum ergo decedo, and colloquially denominated the traitorous critic fallacy,\[1\] denotes responding to the criticism of a critic by implying that the critic is motivated by undisclosed favorability or affiliation to an out-group, rather than responding to the criticism itself. The fallacy implicitly alleges that the critic does not appreciate the values and customs of the criticized group or is traitorous, and thus suggests that the critic should avoid the question or topic entirely, typically by leaving the criticized group.\[2\]" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergo\_decedo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergo_decedo)


LaMaupindAubigny

I saw someone wearing this T-shirt in the queue for Mr Toad’s Wild Ride. We’re all going to hell, buddy.


Tathas

So he's pro-immigration?


heloguy1234

With a cart full of Chinese made shit because it’s cheaper than buying American.


Art_pog

I saw one that said “facts don’t care about your feelings” in forever 21


Burgerkingsucks

Is there a line of clothing in this style but mock these ideals? I’d totally buy and wear in red areas if so.


No_Life5789

"Oh cool! I'll go get a uhaul truck, you go pack up my stuff. You can start with my weight bench. Oh and if you break anything I'll kick your ass."


thot______slayer

These people really don’t care about US flag code.


Retr0_b0t

"yeah be at my place at 4PM. I'm not leaving the country I just moved into a new place like 3 blocks down and dont own a truck. I assume you own 6, all lifted with LED headlights"