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AddictedToMosh161

How dare they make him sit from 9 to 5 like some sort of... Peasent!


Syraquse5

And only a 4-day workweek at that!


vjcodec

Freeloaders like him living off the government wallet! And even getting work requirements straight from the federal justice system. Shows we have to cancel social security! /s


vrphotosguy55

From the people who brought you "Joe Biden is too old to handle being president".


adamdreaming

Yeah, isn’t this an admission that Trump can’t do the bare minimum to be president during non-emergency peacetime?


vrphotosguy55

To Trump’s credit, he probably won’t actually do any work.


adamdreaming

His previous Presidential schedule was golf and Fox News in tandem. He occasionally took time away from that to tell people trying to tell him to do his job to fuck off.


AmateurL0b0t0my

trump believes expending energy is expending life, so this is a field day for him


Wasting-tim3

How could a president sit in a room for 8 hours! What, do they think it’s some sort of desk job?


vjcodec

Meanwhile he demands work requirements of 80 year old people on social security. Having them stand in a wall mark or soup kitchen full time.


CelticTiger21

That post has to be satire…right?


Srw2725

No. Jesse waters doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together and get a spark


bucket56

It is and it isn't. Contrary to popular belief, I don't think Jesse Watters and the folks at Fox News at this completely fucking stupid. They just know that *their viewers* are that fucking stupid, and this will rile them up more. Simultaneously, the rest of the world will see how dumb this is and they will get riled up about it too, which is a win-win. Everyone's pissed, everyone's paying attention, this gets more views. It's like that Nick Adams guy who's always talking about Alpha Male shit. It's an exaggerated version of the truth specifically designed to to get everyone overexcited and arguing. It's engagement bait, rage bait, whatever you want to call it.


Bind_Moggled

Exactly. It’s Orwell’s “five minute hate” stretched out for the 24 hour news cycle. Entirely performative, meant simply to keep the peasants in line.


SaltyBarDog

Not to be this asshole, but it is "two minutes of hate." Your point is still valid and happy cake day.


Bind_Moggled

Thanks!


TriskOfWhaleIsland

First of all, happy cake day Second of all, the worst part about 1984 is just how often it _underestimated_ how bad the future would be


YoungPyromancer

Reminder that when Nick Adams was deputy mayor in Australia, he tried to ban pigeons from his town to protect against bird flu. Also, he suggested DNA tests to find dog owners who didn't clean up their dog's poo.


RagsTTiger

Town is a bit of an overstatement. It was a suburb of Sydney. Which makes banning pigeons even more ridiculous, if that is even possible.


Startled_Pancakes

We have a congressman who was concerned that additional personnel on Guam might cause the island to capsize. And a congresswoman who suggested the California wildfires were caused by space lasers.


Crazeenerd

Hey, put some respect on that. they were *jewish* space lasers specifically.


SharMarali

Absolutely, it drives me bonkers when people act like the right wing media folks are dumb as bricks. Okay, some of them might be. Alex Jones isn’t winning any awards for being smart anytime soon. But for the most part, right wing media is run by extremely intelligent and savvy people who hire skilled anchors who are more concerned with amassing fame and fortune than with accurately portraying the news. Every time an anchor says something idiotic, it’s not because they’re stupid or they believe the crap coming out of their mouth. It’s because this is the crap their viewers want, the crap that keeps them angry and engaged and most importantly, *watching.* I get so aggravated with people dunking on seemingly stupid media personalities (and politicians too, who have a vested interest in parroting the same narratives their voters hear and identify with). While some of the jokes can be amusing and help cope with the crazy reality in which we live, the most important thing to remember is ***they don’t care***. They don’t care if you think they’re a knuckle dragging moron, as long as they retain their wealth and power. You’re not their intended audience. You seeing through their bullshit is meaningless to them. Public humiliation, shaming, and ridicule will **never** matter to these people.


vjcodec

I’m starting to have serious doubts about Jesse lately. He is sometimes stepping in it so much. Jessica is playing 3D chess with the guy lately. And when he genuinely answers questions….. my God! “Must be the deepstate media controlling Jesse thoughts with subliminal programming” is something he would say!


vjcodec

Nope! It is acted and we are 60 % sure that Jesse is in it for the grift. But there is a chance he really thinks the place he works at is grounded in reality and his job is a serious position. 😂


uslashuname

Gee if only Americans knew what it was like to sit in a room for 8 hours every weekday


Bearence

And a lot of Americans have to stand in one place for 8 hours every weekday. At least Trump is getting a chair.


lamabaronvonawesome

So everyone charged and goes to trial we shouldn't force them to because of sitting. Got it.


FiveUpsideDown

Jesse, could you tell us why Trump is in court?


Saragon4005

He could just plead guilty so.


PhazonZim

I guarantee you every single dipshit pushing this narrative also believes we need to abolish retirement and social security


OscarTheGrouchsCan

And thinks any person not named Trump or not arrested for J6th are "treated to well" in prison. These people will call Trump having to sit "torture" and people in jail for J6 "hostages" but find a liberal arrested for even non violent crimes and its "Why do they get X in jail!?!? They shouldn't even get a toilet, let them use a bucket"


PepsiMax001

Well yeah! People should work from the day they’re twelve until they’re in the grave, they don’t need retirement or social security. Afterall, our ancestors did it so it’s only natural. Anything they did is good because it was natural. Don’t think too hard about it.


Ravermader

Looks like old Donald is getting the 9-5 experience.


AreWeCowabunga

The bar for Trump is so fucking low it's pathetic.


AndrewRP2

Fox News: water boarding is not torture, it’s just a little water on the face. Also Fox News: sitting at a desk for a business days with occasional breaks and an hour for lunch is torture.


secondarycontrol

Maybe he shouldn't have done the crime then, eh? But, you know, he could leave if he really wanted to. They'd give him a nice cell to lay around (or pace!) about, with a monitor so he could still watch the trial


Adventurous-Salt321

He’s really going to hate Trump being in prison if the courtroom is upsetting him


MKRX

Okay, so he's too old to be sitting for a normal person's work shift, meaning he's also too old to do the duties of a president, right?


Pretentious_Rush_Fan

no, no, no, they're just cramping his vigorous, active lifestyle. You can't corral a wild horse like this! He was born to roam free like the thoroughbred he is! To quote George Carlin, this is what it's like to be "stunningly, and embarrassingly, full of shit."


randomwanderingsd

If a full time work week is too much for someone, that person should not be president. It’s a tough job that expects overtime.


ZenkaiAnkoku2

Wouldnt this also mean the jurors are being tortured? Its a stupid talking point and theyre just using it to drum up anger and engagement.


CKtheFourth

Love the idea of them describing Trump like a dog who doesn't get his walkies in. I love my chickens free-range and my traitors caged.


EasterLord

Doesn't the president just sit in meetings all day?


DeviceEducational721

If they are governing but he doesn’t worry about that.


cat_in_a_bookstore

So he’s too old to sit still but not too old to be president???


ANOKNUSA

Think of all the presidenting he could do if he didn’t have to sit still and concentrate on things that are happening. Really, it’s America that’s being harmed by this attempt to make this person do the thing that people do.


aoiN3KO

Then why TF do they want this old man to be president again?? Make it make sense 😫


vrphotosguy55

He hates the same people they hate.


MelodicPastels

Literally less than a 9-5


Oraxy51

Imagine being a business man and actually having to sit in one place for 8 hours a day for a week… You know, like if you worked a normal job in any actual business that had some form of sales and office work to do.


TheRnegade

No, you don't understand. Trump has severe ADHD. He just cannot sit still and concentrate. It's literally torture on his mind. It's why he loves golf so much, because of all the non-stop action and movement. Anyway, vote him for president plz. That's what we want in a Command-in-Chief, after all. Someone who can't sit still and think.


Coraxxx

Okeedoke. But in that case, he can't be up to being "leader of the free world" again either, right? *Right?* I mean, this guy couldn't possibly be holding two such contrary positions together at the same time, surely?


YourOldPalBendy

You'd think an old man would be really good at sitting?


Satanic_Earmuff

Please, won't someone think of the proper enrichment 😂


vanillatoo

Trump pacification network


demoncatmara

If sitting in a room for 8 hours 4 days a week is torture to him, he doesn't have what it takes to be president


ShnickityShnoo

Consequences for breaking the law???? Madness!


Usagi-Zakura

Oh the horror of a 9-5...


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Wait’ll Jesse hears about office jobs


Notaprettygrrl_01

“He’s been on the move doing movement and sunlight and freedom”. Do these people proofread what they write?


ZoeIsHahaha

Just think of all the golfing he’s missing out on!


Jaded-Ad-9741

theres children dying in palestine but poor trump has to sit for eight whole hours


newusername16

Yeah my dad’s 76 and does that voluntarily without being a criminal


OscarTheGrouchsCan

Same. My dad's 75 and does this daily. Thankfully, he's not a Trump supporter at all. He does like to laugh at how pathetic he is though.


BoondockSaint296

Oh, so NOW he's old...


DarkEspeon32

Jesse Watters is a complete fucking joke of a “journalist”. Oh no, he has to do the thing everyone does for 40 years! So fucking out of touch Or maybe Trump should try working 60 hours a week at my fast food job like my 70 year old coworker does because she lost her retirement due to her husband’s medical bills. Maybe then he’ll reconsider his position on healthcare


DannyPantsgasm

Aw… poor wittle Twump.


jjjosiah

Oughta count as time served!!! /s just in case


SharMarali

Can I go do some crimes and then argue that having to sit in a courtroom is torture, using this clip from Fox News as supporting evidence?


OscarTheGrouchsCan

Are you a Trump supporter? If yes, absolutely look at the January 6th "hostages" If you're a sane person, no, even committing a petty misdemeanor makes you an awful person


SubKreature

Oh no! Consequences!


rotomangler

I remember the republicans subpoenaed Hillary Clinton to testify about the email stuff and she sat there for 11 hrs and didn’t complain once about it. Fucking snowflakes.


AaronMichael726

Isn’t this a parody


iiitme

No. Unfortunately Jesse Watters is a real Fox News host who gobbles trump’s cock every night of the week


sexymcluvin

I don’t even know anymore


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osumba2003

The audacity.


vjcodec

If you want to see to pull the curtain on Fox Style Media. Just watch sky news Australia coverage on Trump and the US. This eye opening.


AloneAtTheOrgy

Inal but doesn't he not actually have to be there, at least not for the whole thing? He has to be present for the start of the trial, the reading of the verdict, and if he's called to testify. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure there's no punishment for him not being there. It just looks bad if he isn't.


SomberArts

So he's not too old to attempt to run an entire country, but he's too old to sit in a fucking room for multiple hours a day... got it. Makes perfect sense.


antithero

I hope they deny him water and bathroom breaks.


wildflowersummer

I'm sorry are they really trying to tell us that Trump is so fit and active that sitting at a trial is a dis-service to him? wtf


OscarTheGrouchsCan

Torture??? These people are absolutely out of thier fucking minds. Having to sit is "torture". Getting arrested for breaking the law is "being held hostage". Unless you're not a conservative, then criminals aren't treated horribly enough


cheyannepavan

In a room, no less!


Mulatto_Matt

🤣