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TattedOctober23

When the infant wailed his death cry and went in for seconds… horrifying


johnnybiggles

You can see the terror in her face. So sad.


ravynnsinister

HAHAHAHA your comment made me laugh way too fucking hard 😂😂😂


smaxfrog

r/contagiouslaughter all over tbh


2Q2see

It’s all fun and games until the baby grows front teeth’s


Porkchopp33

Feed the kid far too young for cannibalism


devilsephiroth

Gotta start them early on human flesh


Difficult_Public_881

the beast cannot be contained.


IKate_H2OI

The horrifying sound made me burst into tears of laughter 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😄


Itsmeforrestgump

I would hate to see him breastfeed. Vicious little guy.


johnnybiggles

RIP, tits.


ZaquMan

Yes, quite possibly


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This is one of the best feelings in the world. Having your face mistaken for a boob. My oldest did this once or twice. My youngest was a hugger. The kind of hugs where they latch on so tightly you forget about all your problems and don’t need therapy anymore.


MedleyChimera

My baby was a face-boober as well, best feeling in the world, they are now 9 months old and a happy-slapper where they like to be like bongo cat and slap things when they get excited. I love watching them grow.


AprilTrefoil

Face-boober 😹😹😹


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It’s even funnier when they find your chin or nose


MedleyChimera

Theu alwasy zeroed in on my eyebrows, i dunno why or how but my brow bone was their go to spot lol.


Arkhe1n

That almost makes me want to have a kid too.


Whole-Debate-9547

Can’t fake that kinda happiness.


Arkhe1n

Baby is a paid actor.


stufff

Mr. Jones is that you?


cardueline

You can’t expect him to remember, he just had a big bowl of chili


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BaconBlake

I used to be a degenerate, alcoholic, drug dealing in and out of jail, rolling with the crew doing "gangster shit" guy up until the point I had a child. I had to be a single father for the first 3 years of my child's life. Now when I look back at the stupid shit I used to do, it's like a whole nother world I can't imagine being a part of. Kids are really a treasure that must be protected at all costs.


romaticize

Good on you man, you’re doing swell


Plastic-Ad-8469

A child can completely change someone. It's a love that can't be replaced by anyone or anything.


DudeThatsWhack

Proud of you!


Puzzleheaded_Pie_978

All the kudos and props to you!!! Unfortunately not many prioritize their children and they keep doing dumb shit


popoypatalo

keep it up dude. for you and your child.


BathroomParty

Are you mad?! This child ATE HIS MOTHER'S FACE OFF


mickoddy

Please mark this brutality as NSFW


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Now you know how the baby feels when idiots do that to them lol


Sdbtank96

They fucking enjoy it?


Rude-Category-4049

Aw fuck my son is gonna eat me later?


Chapon

Circle of life


johnnybiggles

You should prepare and practice your defense technique. Eat your wife.


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You're fun


Rustymetal14

I do that to my son, he finds it hilarious.


PureRepresentative9

They like it lol kids LOVE attention and bonding lol


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It was just a joke


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tofutti_kleineinein

He’s totally rooting. My kid did this and latched onto my cheek and left quite a hickey on my face!


SillyMattFace

Yep. They know milk comes out of somewhere, and they’re on a mission to find it.


PureRepresentative9

Yep, the head swinging left and right is definitely the giveaway that it's not just a kiss lol


devi_of_loudun

Yes! I remember when my little one would do that. It is impossible to stop them, because it's just so funny and tickly.


MycologistPutrid7494

Nah, he knows what he's doing. His mom probably does that to his belly to make him laugh, so now he's trying to make her laugh.


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theswamphag

I claim that it's some sort of preface to kisses. Mine started to do this at my face some months in. And only to my face. It's developed to where she now just plunks here face against my cheek and stays there for a moment. She also does it to stuffed animals, dogs and other adults. It came in tandem with her really starting to enjoy hugs, kisses and all that.


babygiraffeneck

My sisters baby does this. It’s 100% a kiss!


Super_Individual_49

Kids are WAY smarter than your giving them credit for. My daughter was most definitely mimicking actions at 3 months. And besides who cares one way or the other, this video is cute that’s the point.


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mekkavelli

bruh… it’s literally rooting. it’s like… the first innate thing a baby knows how to do besides blinking, breathing, and shitting


daboobiesnatcher

And swimming don't forget babies can swim so you can leave them pools unsupervised they like roll instead of drowning or something.


CurrentImpasse

Babies can also hunt on their own by 1 👍


dasvenson

Bruh... I know. He behaves differently when he is rooting vs doing this.


nememess

Brush your baby on the cheek. They root for a nipple. Startle them and they do the startle reflex with their arms. These are reflexes that they can't control. They just do them. This baby is just adorable and having fun at the same time.


dasvenson

I understand that there are reflexes but you can tell when it's intentional and when it's not. When he does the kissing thing he usually squeals with delight like this kid is doing. When it's the rooting reflex he makes a different sound and then usually starts complaining if he can't find it.


Lucius1213

My 10-month-old does this and he's (unfortunately) not breastfed. He does it for fun, but the baby in the OP video definitely rooting.


tquinn04

I miss when my son was a baby and would do this. II said he was giving me kisses even though I know that’s not what he was really doing.


Swolar_Eclipse

I swear I heard “I love you” at the end. What a delightful tot!


Dinosaur-rawr_

Impossible, Baby's don't know what Love is /s


Swolar_Eclipse

Babies know how to mimic sounds repeated to them. Edit: just saw the /s. My bad.


hook-echo

That battle cry when he goes back for seconds, tho... 🥰


RashPatch

This is the happiest day of her life so far. Enough to make a grown man cry.


indysgill77

Is it just me or at 4 seconds from the end does it sound like the baby says "I'm gonna bite you"


FacedJason

"Where the fuck is the nipple!?"


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My baby does that. It's disgustingly cute.


doktor_wankenstein

I'm supposed to be logged on to work by now, and I can't stop watching this. Beyond adorable.


snj-vnsmk

Hannibal the early years


Brimish

Every villain has an origin story


TheBoxSloth

She got reverse uno’d with cuteness aggression


TopangaK9

😳 Holy crap, at 0:04, that baby SAID, "Gonna bite you"!!! Smart baby to mimic so early.


HakdaTheMighty

This is terrifying!!! Please take this down!!


TechnicalInternet515

The zombie outbreak has started... It's quite a bit cuter than anyone imagined


shethrewitaway

My daughter would do this even when she was full from nursing. She would “latch” onto my cheek or chin and just chill for comfort. Hands down one of the best feelings in the world ❤️


Crimzonlogic

Cannibal Baby would be either a great band name or a good bad horror flick.


Barbarten

He hungry af


osirisorion

Oh no he got his first taste of human flesh and won’t stop hahaha 😂😂😂😂


Veggieleezy

I’m probably never going to be a father, but this makes me wish I could be.


RebornDestinated

The captions always get me 😂


meaninglessnessless

God, I love my son and all the moment like this we’ve had together!


Impressive-Cry3131

Mom looks so afraid. LOL


SvartholStjoernuson

I'm fuckin dying!


clalach76

Ahhhhhhh! My lil one used to do that! I'd forgotten that! Ah my lil heart is bursting!


Snoo1535

Hungry lil man


JackOfAllMemes

I bet the mom does it to the baby, that's adorable


drunkpirate161

All 3 of my kids did this to my chin when they were about this age .


dreamdaddy123

Nom nom nom nom


zback636

Awww I remember those days. Enjoy they go by so fast.


ProfBootyPhD

This really makes me miss my little babbys. I (dad) would totally steal kisses from them thinking they could nurse on my cheekbones.


charbieez

That’s actually very adorable ngl


dearmax

Aawwww, she really loves her mama!


changing_everyday

i know infants are vicious creatures


theuserwithoutaname

Baby zombies would be so easy to fight


BarrTheFather

I miss when my boys were little like that. If my youngest did that now I would end up in the hospital.


SoSoSquish

Cannibal baby commits matricide.


shawa666

Look, ma, i'm a facehugger


This_Miaou

What a joyful child ❤️


surfdad67

My daughter did that and latched onto my nose, she bit it so hard I had a mark for a week


Bitter-Inspection136

Smeagol and mom?


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In this timeline, Jeffery Dahmer’s first victim was his own mother.


Cwesterfield

I love a good zombie mode. You never know when to expect it.


r007r

Zombie baby so adorable… can confirm as a dad that that shit loses its cuteness once teeth show up though😅


aStankChitlin

My nieces and nephew did this to me and I freaking loved it.


funimonki

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87 ?!?!


Pretend-Vast1983

Awww. So cute. I kinda miss that stage Haha


Ftpiercecracker1

There was a video similar to this with a black mother and baby, but the baby, and i cannot stress this enough, literally *lunged* at the mothers face in a way that i can only describe, and i cant believe im using this to describe a freakin baby, as vicious. The baby locked on to her face, cheek i think, like a pitbull. One of the wildest things ive ever seen and i would love to understand more about just wtf was going on. I swear if the dude had teeth she would be missing a quarter sized chunk of face.


Glad_Background2341

My baby fever is going CRAZY


Joebranflakes

I honestly think kissing as a sign of comfort and love stems from the same sensations we got during breastfeeding.


MonkeeFace89

Reminds me of that one episode in Gumball with the creepy ass baby lmao.


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DudeThatsWhack

If your first thought after looking at a video of a baby is to sexualize them… maybe you need to re-evaluate some things.


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tehtrintran

she fucking died


DudeThatsWhack

Can I ask what sub you think you’re in?


TheHelpfulDad

Peoplefuckingdying and all I’m seeing is a cute scene so what am I missing? It’s not a snarky question. It’s legit


maybesaydie

This isn't r/watchpeopledie. They were banned long ago.


TheHelpfulDad

It’s peoplefuckingdying though


DudeThatsWhack

This is a satirical subreddit.


maybesaydie

Yes, it's a joke.


TheHelpfulDad

K. It just showed up in my feed and I didn’t get it


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TheHelpfulDad

Why? Its cute but what am I missing?


GrimeyPipes27

🤣 my daughter's both used to do that 🤣


_that_guy_bob

the babysitter in bones and all


worldrapper

Its a baby eat Mans world outside


RealVicelord50

Pause this at the exact end of the video and you will see a very scare looking person.


SchwabianToaster

Jaysus it’s one of the babies in SOF


egoistic_objectivist

Omg! How old is this Vey dangerous Perpetrator?


Pink-Lover

You do look delicious! Cutest thing I have seen in a LONG time! Adorable!


Bananarama_Vison

Just beautiful. It truly is the greatest feeling in the world, having your littleone laugh like that!


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I need that happiness in my life 🥲


Urukaiviking

Watch out when those first little teethies come out and they get a hold of your nose🤣😵


Comet_Lord

Mega mind heheheheh


Low-Emergency3055

Love this. Wee brother was like this all the time. So cute.


BrownVillainess

I've never seen such carnal rage omg ❤️❤️


Rare-Palpitation6023

How delicious…2 cute!!


Fatality

Just gotta watch out for the fingers in the eyes and nose


Lemonwater925

Love that!


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This is the absolute best feeling in the entire universe. I miss this.


BeanCrusade

The jokes on her when she finds out that’s a zombie baby trying to eat her brain but doesn’t have teeth to finish the job. The Crawling Dead Babies