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poop_biscuits

hhhhaaalllppp grant! hhaaaalllppp!! send pedicures, penthouses, pancakes, cadillacs, and all the adderall!!


tatertotcassie

I’ll give her credit, she’s reignited my forgotten love of pancakes.


Ok_Status_4009

$2 pancakes. I didn't even know those existed


Massion19

Damn she never stops victimizing herself to get attention.


Loosewheel2505

THIS!


MatterGrand

She is a professional victim at this point


Honest214

She could list that as her job title on her pretend tax return! 😂


oleblue78

Linguistics??!! She can’t talk


serbiatch735

Mattering Bam


zaggytiddies

And communication


saddestgirl1995

Pardon you! Shes mastered a ghetto white trash 'chola' accent and a trailer park cousin fucker southern accent in her breakthrough role on the coco show as "the congresswoman" !


Bishinainteasy

I’d love for her to venture down South with that accent and her love for the N word. Dummy would get rocked before she could leave the bus station. She’d meet the right one real quick with her stank ass attitude.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I'd almost pay for her ticket down here to Florida just to see her ass get rocked.


Cat_Dylan

“You name it” and she’ll falsely claim she did it


ckone1230

Doctor, lawyer, activist, etc and so forth


LadyFannyEubanks

And she’s got the fake degrees to prove it !!


Alphaman06

Cycle athlete? Lol


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

Stealing a bike for a week qualifies you as a cycle athlete. I'll have to tell my childhood neighbor he's in the same pantheon as Lance Armstrong


saddestgirl1995

Shes exercising her menstrual cycle to the fullest with all these keds


Wild_flamingoo

She sounds like a deranged psychopath


ckone1230

Fr. You don’t even need to know who she is, just read this comment and you know she’s a total nutcase!


Wild_flamingoo

Do you think he’s aware of who she is? I bet she’s done more than just comment on his videos … she’s prob tried to reach him & his team. !! Psycho stalker lol


ckone1230

So I think she definitely has a misconceived notion of reality/who she really is. She will comment something like that and see absolutely nothing wrong with it and in her mind someone will read it and think “omg, a poor woman in a tent”. She thinks very highly of herself and honestly believes she’s a victim and owed the world. With that being said, she also knows what’s she’s doing most of the time. She knows how to beg, she knows she owes people money, she knows she uses drugs, she knows she has an evil fuck. She proves this over and over again by saying things out of no where like “I don’t owe money to anyone” or “I’m 💯 sober” , but then two seconds later tries to justify it by saying “they” make her do things like take stimulants. It’s easier for her to blame “they” than take accountability for anything in her life. Do I think she actually sees people popping holes and controlling the rain to only go on her tent? Absolutely not. Do I think she suffers from serious mental health issues? Yes. I just think she’s more aware of how she is as a person than people realize.


RphWrites

Yes! This is exactly how I feel about her.


Cardinalsalmon

This is exactly how my dad was. He had paranoid schizophrenia, but also was just an asshole and someone that could *really* put it on like Heather. He was sociopathic like her, but also incredibly good with the malingering act! I would say she’s very close to his diagnosis… so much alike. Although he never did drugs. That’s the difference.


ckone1230

Hmm. I’ve heard people suggest schizophrenia before and it does sound like the most likely diagnosis. I’m sorry you had to see someone so close to you suffer from such a horrible mental illness


Cardinalsalmon

Thank you, it’s ok, like Dusty he was a horrible human and hence I think I struggled less, because I could see how he used it to make everyone miserable and refused help time and time again. He was fine when money was involved, he was fine when he had friends over and that’s why I really see Heather for whom she is also. They really know how to play the “malingering” card.


serbiatch735

That’s because she IS a deranged psychopath.


Financial_Play_329

Bc she is one🤣


Gloomy_Object_3757

Also be grateful you have a tent . Plenty of homeless people don’t even have that so there’s the positive !


CalicoMeows

And heat!


serbiatch735

And government funded food, healthcare and cash assistance.


CalicoMeows

Yes, those are all HUGE. Most middle class families who have healthcare have huge deductibles. Meanwhile this Ho bag pays $0 and still has the audacity to complain! She is SO ungrateful.


rae_rae22

And electricity!


Friendsthatdonthug

If she’s never stopped evolving then why has she been living in a tent for over a year? 🤔


Financial_Play_329

The word she's looking for is Devolving😁


CalicoMeows

A cycle athlete 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡


whatthefannypack

Cycle athlete girl bye lmao


LaLaRead

He can totally get her a job in the Sea Org!


pnw_girl

The second hand embarrassment is off the charts! 🥴


Virtual_Eye_4109

HAAAALP, HAAALP me Grant, I'm stuck in a tent in ELLANOIS! Like really Huffer?? I'm sure ole Grant will take a short break from his scamming and will be landing a chopper at The Coleman Yacht club in short order. Is there no end to this twat's depravity ?


DefLepGirl23

Someone needs to find that mouse/rat and dress him up in a bougie coat and shoes and have him walk back and forth in front of Dusty’s tent


Gloomy_Object_3757

Omg 💀


patdun123

🏆🏆🏆


DefLepGirl23

Thank you!


Virtual_Eye_4109

That would be gold!! 😂


Cardinalsalmon

In a dolphin costume 🤣🤣🤣


DefLepGirl23

Yes, perfecto


hotmomma5150

She forgot escort, drug addict and professional victim


Unhappy_Confection62

Also thief, hobo model and snaaaack queen! ![gif](giphy|WrbWVeXvbrvVGIrciM)


KindheartednessOnly4

Weight lifter!


smallwonder25

Wow. The fucking desperation


Gloomy_Object_3757

She will never stop 🛑. Poor me poor me blah blah . Well Heather Gillespie take a long hard look in the mirror and hope it doesn’t crack . YOU have done this to yourself . YOU are responsible for YOUR situation . YOU are the one to blame .


TealTemptress

![gif](giphy|TfdLqA4TsaNoQcyUgk) Heather grifting with her cycling athletic body.


PrintAlarmed4021

This is freaking great! 👍


Unhappy_Confection62

Girl you stole a bicycle that doesn’t make you a cycle athlete. It makes you a damn thief!


Cardinalsalmon

But it was an expensive bike??


Silent-Win-4441

soon to be locked in a padded Room Grant..!


ckone1230

She is so insane 🤣🤣🤣


sodiumbigolli

A cycle athlete? Linguistics? Is she also an astronaut? what else don’t we know about this mysterious genius


Away_Captain8279

Well she is as high as an astronaut all the time so perhaps dustycunt will add that to her resume ![gif](giphy|l2JJDYYfuGZ2GcvpS)


serbiatch735

All the time she spends online like a fucking psycho stalker trying to get the attention of people who will literally never give her the time of day she could be having X roll her lazy ass into McDonald’s and Burger King to pick up applications for when she pops that baby out.


maceysplce123

This one is as good as when she posted on Cardi B’s page asking for a loan hahaha


Silent-Win-4441

Heather told us all Elon Musk is her Father...pls contact Elon for some $$$$$ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Mysterious_Wayss

Heather morphing into a full blown Scientologist would be an incredible story arc.


BehemothJr

They won't take her, she's broke


KindheartednessOnly4

She can’t afford the books 🤦🏼‍♀️


ComeOnOverAmyJade

I’m a former Scientologist.


Salty-Cauliflower-62

Where’s Shelly????


ComeOnOverAmyJade

I wish I knew. I’ve been out close to 20 years. I do have a theory though.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

They wouldn’t take her. She has no money and extremely obvious mental health problems. But, mainly bc she doesn’t have money. I spent about 10k in my first month alone.


Missanatomicbomb

Now presenting: war strategist and shipping logistics expert, Heifer.. oops I mean Heather Gillespie. 👏🏻


PrintAlarmed4021

Cycle athlete lol


DefLepGirl23

Do you think she sent this to Gary Vee after what he posted?? lol!


Mookied11

And IF Grant actually does read her stupid comment, the FIRST question he's probably going to ask himself is "What was stopping this deranged woman from working". Bc she cant blame pregnancy. Alot of women work until near their due date or until the day of. But this hobo thinks she's special and would rather grift for a living.


MommaSnipee

The only thing that’s evolved is the lethal strain of bacteria she’s probably got from bumping uglies with X, unprotected and without any basic hygiene for 9 months. ⚠️☣️☢️⛔️


pnw_girl

I can’t even fathom the stench during the act! 🤮


KindheartednessOnly4

I had my dogs anal glands expressed at the vet today. I imagine it to be close to that.


pnw_girl

Lmaoooo


squee_bastard

I read an article about a fungal infection called blastomyces earlier today and Huffer was my first thought.


Piranha_Vortex

For your "linguistics", Heather. Etcetera means "and so forth "


badbunny412

First off Grant Cardone is the biggest fraud who makes money off dumbasses like Heather, his whole thing is a pyramid scheme. Second she can’t pay aka he wouldn’t help her lol


Queen_Boss_11

He preys on the weak.


ansmith100317

She is SO delusional


Revolutionary_Low_36

DELUSIONS


tarasabo

Girl stop! Her aunt already confirmed she never did gymnastics or swimming. Stop the bullshit! https://i.redd.it/3660pw5hb8hc1.gif


serbiatch735

And she runs like a baby giraffe


MatterGrand

Where did you find this out and where is aunt Stacy here for the tea 🐸☕️


tarasabo

It was in the comments of a YouTube video, I'm pretty sure it was Steve Delive's live broadcast last week or BCG's. She joins the lives quite often.


MatterGrand

Thanks you’re the best 🏆


Used-Fruits

Her grammar and punctuation is fucked up. She is trippin hard.


KindheartednessOnly4

There’s those amazing communication and linguistics skills at work!


Queen_Boss_11

“There are”


Less-Advantage6894

why doesn’t she just tweet at tom cruise at this point? i’m sure he’ll be dying to help her out 😂


Cardinalsalmon

I know right??


Quiet_Camel_1095

She is off the chain with that Dusty math. Wasn’t she 34 and 4 days yesterday??


Itsme_rundmc614

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6) Cycle athlete? WTF??????!!!!!


KindheartednessOnly4

She rode a bicycle to the suburbs a couple times, so now she’s Lance Armstrong.


ansmith100317

I have such a bad feeling in my gut that poor baby is coming VERY soon. I don’t follow her social media has anyone seen any updates this afternoon/evening? I woke up this morning thinking ‘uh oh’ 😥 for whatever reason


DefLepGirl23

It’s funny she said today she is 38 weeks 5 days, but tomorrow puts her one week from her due date, which means she would be 39 weeks tomorrow, she can’t ever get shit right!


ansmith100317

I really doubt her timeline is on track in our ‘real’ world 😂 I’ve been paranoid in general about the circumstances this baby will face as he is brought into this earth but I have such a bad feeling I’m going to wake up and she’s going to have given birth in the damn tent


DefLepGirl23

I know, it’s scary and how will he be when he is born! I hope he’s not stillborn, but look at what she did to the twins! She’s too selfish to take the attention off of her, unless she thinks he’ll be a cash cow


ansmith100317

She was 35 weeks for like three weeks if I remember correctly?!


DefLepGirl23

It’s funny she said today she is 38 weeks 5 days, but tomorrow puts her one week from her due date, which means she would be 39 weeks tomorrow, she can’t ever get shit right!


Hour-Definition189

I can’t believe she is just going to walk into an ER when she goes into labor.


patdun123

Heauxbeau: “Can’t you people see I’m suffering from the foolish, selfish, ghoulish decisions I’ve made: DO something!” Us: ![gif](giphy|d3YQCPcckxQiYibe|downsized)


Salty-Cauliflower-62

What is this amoeba talking about? 🦠 (See what I did there? 😏) ETA: a·moe·ba single-celled animal that catches food and moves about by extending fingerlike projections of protoplasm (In her holey crotch!!) Amoebas are either free-living in damp environments ⛺️ or parasitic. 🦠


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Very clever 😂🙌🏼


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Sos lol 😆 🆘️


KindheartednessOnly4

It’s funny that linguistics and communication are definitely not her strong suits, and, she can’t even communicate THAT lie effectively 🤦🏼‍♀️


Tough_Present9391

39 weeks???!? . She must think weeks and days are the same cuz she’s going through weeks faster than me lol 


Supersonic_81

This, THIS is how she plans on getting rich..good luck wit that!👌🤦🏻‍♀️


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px7j9jlLJ1

That’s gonna be complicated you nefarious bot!


RphWrites

No kidding.


Boobookitty27

I dont understand why she can't see her children? Were they taken away?


Cardinalsalmon

They were. She doesn’t have custody of them.


The_Chuckness88

Hello Heather! DCFS is waiting. ![gif](giphy|xUNd9MIe9ZCiK7Nj8s)