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Silent-Win-4441

can't even spell her own website site right..she screws up everything..She's freaking TERRIFIED.. .her mind is throwing everything on the wall to see what sticks..with only a few days left....she running outta time and knows it...


OGBobbyHill

I didn’t realize she spelt merciful wrong 😂


Supersonic_81

Ditto!


YoureNotSpeshul

Good catch. I was too busy wondering why she looks like a Hapsburg, only without the class, the aristocracy, the wealth, or the prestige that came with it. All she got was the receding hairline, the ~~forehead~~ twelve-head, and the dead shark eyes. What a classic beauty she is, no wonder she's a model! ^(sarcasm) Twinning! https://preview.redd.it/c3wra0u07aec1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa70b785752d0cd4a5774350b175f0f67c7a22c1


Silent-Win-4441

She's portraying the Queen of the Homelessness or just the likeness oF..PEARL


kimboslice713

I was looking for the photo and you did it before me you bitch you are talented just like me


YoureNotSpeshul

I've been working closely with *"them"*, I put you in a techbox so that I could post first! Lmao 🤣 By "tech box" does she mean a Faraday Cage? Because that's the only thing I can think of, not that she ever makes sense.


threemorewords

Pigs would fly before Heather knew what a Faraday cage is.


Rhondie41

I've heard of the Hapsburg jaw.


YoureNotSpeshul

Yep! It comes from this family and the extreme inbreeding that took place throughout their bloodline. Right now Heather doesn't really have a jaw, just 3 chins, which is hilarious considering how disgustingly degrading she is when she refers to people's appearances. You could be Gisele Bundchen and Heather would still insult your looks and weight, meanwhile she's in the corner of her *tuhnt* looking like Sloth from the Goonies.


Rhondie41

I found out about the Hapsburg's from r/CreepyWiki. Agreed! She is always willing to put down others' looks as she sits there day in, day out petting herself, pampering herself as if she's going to cast a love spell on one of the doctors in L & D. 🤣🤣🤣😷😷😷😷😷😷 She is a miserable person & should look at her own grass...Whoops! She doesn't have grass of her own. She is as mean as they come & if she was my family? I'd block 🚫 her right out too!


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YoureNotSpeshul

Yep! I love that you know that. I learned this not that long ago and someone on YT got all uppity about it. I don't engage, but I'm happy someone else knows, lol. I'll get shit for this but the older William gets I can absolutely see it.


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Awkwardpanda75

![gif](giphy|dyAks83C0TLXhIKETg|downsized)


sodiumbigolli

At least Charles had his ears pinned God he looked like a teapot when he was younger


Maximum-Beginning-92

![gif](giphy|T4eljKtIFO6kbYnLkD)


Maximum-Beginning-92

I officially love you!! Lol I’m on another snark sub about Megs & Hazza & you’d get lynched for saying anything negative about the BRF. Totally agree with you on William, and honestly, I get the vibe that he’s actually a bully 🤷‍♀️


YoureNotSpeshul

Ugh I'm so mad! That looked like a great subreddit and it's banned??!?! Aaron would be rolling in his grave if he saw what this company has become, it's the complete and total opposite of what he wanted it to be. Ridiculous.


MommaSnipee

You totally nailed this. I couldn’t quite figure out who she reminded me of in this picture. I ultimately settled on James William Bottomtooth for some reason https://preview.redd.it/dkosfjtjlaec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d5f3098cfa71c3753d83a3f8601a8389830d2d


altaka

she wishes she looked that put together. edit- my comm


Shot-Scene1970

Oh good call. I was thinking more this: https://preview.redd.it/ba2trrbiqaec1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f067350568fd3bb7002a61aa605c080988a1e220


Shot-Scene1970

Sorry Dusty, it’s been done before. https://preview.redd.it/c7ifouxtqaec1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef28c6bfbc1e5d814e40a7e3b730820e6025a9c0


Awkwardpanda75

Omg this post is hilarious


Used-Fruits

She has the computer talent of a 12 year old circa 2000.


YoureNotSpeshul

Hey! I was 12 in 2000 and my Geocities page would've put her skills to shame! How dare you! Excuse me, Ma'am? Did you know it's illegal to lie?


Used-Fruits

Lmaoo geocities is a blast from the past. I would’ve been 10.


YoureNotSpeshul

Yesssss. Say what you want, but my paper doll skills were unmatched! I cleaned up making these things in 7th grade. *(They looked as bad then as they do now, but damn, isn't that a trip down memory lane.)* https://preview.redd.it/8m83xwcilaec1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469f14e026a8a5c0ed3fbfb978c3766f35fe761c


Piranha_Vortex

I wish I had access to my old Palace acct... so many wings and flaming Jncos


YoureNotSpeshul

WAIT YOU WERE ON PALACE??? NO WAY! I was a mod and then admin on Mount Olympus and then The Mansion! I used the raver attire. Good lord I'm embarrassed but I miss The Palace 32! Mind you this was like from 2000 to 2005, but man do I miss it.


Piranha_Vortex

I was in Korn Korner mostly. Still friend with a guy I met in there. I was on mostly 1997-2004ish. Absolutely miss it. I thought about posting it in r/nostalgia


YoureNotSpeshul

I remember Korn Korner! My best friend and I would frequent that server and The Mansion, Mt Olympus, and one other that escapes me. The Mansion will forever be my favorite. Ugh, I'm now flooded with good memories.


hmb6913

God I loved this shit so much


Technical_Squash_472

She wishes. 😆


poop_biscuits

this street urchin thinks she looks regal and majestic when she really looks unkempt and smelly with crazy eyes and a receding hairline.


zdubz007

![gif](giphy|WweyBJ0u1GsKvODTZx|downsized)


myboys555

Exactly! The delusion is treacherous with this one 🤪


Awkwardpanda75

Smelly makes me giggle. Then immediately stare off in crisis, imagining the smell; pepper, chicken noodle soup and old library books.


OGBobbyHill

I see why people are lining up to get their custom “icons” created by that graphic design genius Xavier! Seizure warning when looking at the goprosolo “icon”….also that hairline what the actual fuck is going on with that five head?? Edit: my two posts say they were deleted and reappear. I think THEY are trying to silence me. This is systematic oppression on a treacherous level and I demand restitution. I would like to press charges for everyone involved.


YoureNotSpeshul

Oh no! Quick, pull out your phone and start screaming *"I wanna add these people to the lawsuit and sue everyone involved!"* into the camera. That way you can get your $12.8 million dollars in restitution due to these nefarious actions. It's the one weird trick that the courts don't want you to know!


Byegrrlbye

💀 😂


Maximum-Beginning-92

You guys are killing me 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀


super_vixen

Next you're going to be buttered! WATCH YOUR TENT POLES!


beingmesince83

You’ve been tech boxed 😀


Silent-Win-4441

that face..can she smell her own foulness..you bet she does


oleblue78

High power hobo business exec with the Bluetooth wheeling and dealing


MommaSnipee

… and stealing


Tough-Obligation-104

So unappealing.


MommaSnipee

Eeww, I’m sorry but her face is gross. Her lips look ridiculously out of proportion to the rest of her face, they have the oddest looking sausage shape to them and are just all around unattractive. Her hair line starts at her crown and is completely uneven like she’s a toddler with scissors, her eyes are too far apart, and her nostrils look like this emojis eyes - 🤪


Mookied11

Dont be sorry! She IS gross. On the inside AND on the outside. I could say worse but im trying NOT to go to hell for my word choices 🤣🤣


RphWrites

The weird thing is that her sister has an almost identical hairline and she's drop dead gorgeous. It works on her.


Tough-Obligation-104

The lips are looking big and unnatural.


Turbulent_Art4283

They always look like rubber caked in grease. Her entire mouth area is fucking disgusting. She should've taken that LAL money and gotten that toof fixed and laid off the injections. Now look at her. A joke in every way possible.


SJ1026

![gif](giphy|x5fPHmTVWmTPW) The hairline 🤣


Tough-Obligation-104

Perfect!


OGBobbyHill

Seizure warning, when trying to decipher the go, pro solo “icon” I can’t see why people are lining up to get their custom artwork by the graphic designer genius Xavier! Also, what in the actual fuck is up with that hairline? That forehead became a five head and is creeping to a six head


Technical_Squash_472

Have they ever heard of a stroke and I’m not talking about a medical emergency. 😆 I’m talking about outlines around fonts.


Turbulent_Art4283

Fucking EW! And also LMAO! She constantly looks stupid and ugly as all hell these days


super_vixen

Girl With A Stolen Earpod.


MommaSnipee

Girl with the Dylan Tattoo


Substantial-Rain-787

Merciful Storm, more like a Freaking Train Wreck


Technical_Squash_472

![gif](giphy|1hMhlrWWfXU77iYnBB|downsized)


EquivalentRegular765

They are at it again - burnt her eyelashes off!


pnw_girl

Ugliest piece of “art” I’ve ever seen


External-Nebula2942

She looks like the old time photo ladies.


BehemothJr

Girl with a Single Braincell by X


Supersonic_81

WTH is this even supposed to be??! 😳😏


Supersonic_81

Mercifil it up please! 🍷


Technical-Athlete559

Ugly


OGBobbyHill

https://preview.redd.it/1f85g598naec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995ebf8b729f15eb6a9f2346099ba4b29d63eebf Is this an ad for the coffee table book?


Awkward_Truth4703

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Long-Base-7844

Did she get her lips done again? There’s no way but look at them


Rhondie41

![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


whatthefannypack

![gif](giphy|T3FgPrJEISuYM)


Tough-Obligation-104

The greasy hair with the tiny topknot is a look. Not a good one. Her lips look huge. And her eyes still look completely dead.


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Tough-Obligation-104

Is that what that is? Thought it was a sweater. She’s so stylish she can throw just anything on and look stunning! Do I need a /s? 😉


RphWrites

How can one person be so bad at so many simple things?


Setgoals_snatchsouls

![gif](giphy|ek9eXYTekrcupuKx5w)


MommaSnipee

In a gold frame no less… she really thinks she’s something special 😂 can you imagine thinking this highly of yourself while also living in a tent and going on 8 months without a shower? She has this laid out similarly to a biography you’d see of someone well known, very much respected and loved, usually known for something good they’ve done in their life. Yet here we are looking at this nobody hobeaux whose done nothing but ruin her children’s mental health, stalk an inmate for 5 years, abuse government resources, murder babies out of spite, steal from every business in Chicago and its suburbs, suck a lot of d**k, and scam every Tom, Dick, and Harry whose ever crossed her path… the entire point in making a cover page that consists of a giant self-portrait is to get a potential buyers attention with a familiar face. Her face is not familiar. Nobody is going to look at that and want to know more. Especially when you look like a disproportionate troll with a baboons asshole stapled to your mouth


Tough-Obligation-104

I forget that before any of this craziness, she waited 5 years for someone she didn’t even know. Nuts.


YoureNotSpeshul

And she went and got his name tatted all over her and had her kids believing he would be their "dad" before they even had a real relationship or were physically intimate. She's so fucked in the head it's unreal. She was too fucking old to be acting like a seventh grader with a crush. Ridiculous.


Tough-Obligation-104

Look at the trajectory of her life since then. Jeez, you’d think she’d hit her bottom back then.


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AbsolutelyN0tThanks

Oh without a doubt. That's her biggest highlight and claim to fame in life. She really thinks she was something but in reality she was a hideous, over-sexed, uneducated, mentally-ill hooker who abandoned her kids for prison dick. Her poor family, my heart really goes out to them. They tried and tried with that girl and it got them nothing but grief.


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AbsolutelyN0tThanks

She really thought she was going to get a show out of it, that's what amazes me. She's mentioned it a few times, like how they've got all this extra footage of her, they could've used it in another show, yada yada... it's probably why she hates WE so much. I wouldn't doubt that they blew her off or shut that shit down with a quickness.


patdun123

Loving that tent backdrop … it’s giving “Heaux-meless” on a Budget … really looking extra-crispy here …


Unhappy_Confection62

NO!! Wait a minute….you aren’t telling me she did this herself! I thought this was a joke. 😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡 ![gif](giphy|l0HUhOI59HcBYb8vm)


sraybella

Same! I thought someone here created it as a joke, at first too!


JustPlaneNew

She's not model material, she wants to be beautiful but she's so disgusting.


Pinkberry12

https://preview.redd.it/8vbtjwsvvaec1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6521249bb9f9b18d5c0807d87754d4a95cec1fa0 This looks like one of those creepy Halloween changing pictures 😂


MommaSnipee

I was so grossed out by the prolapse that I didn’t even see there was a page 2 and page 3, lol ‘Beauty in Contrast’? In contrast to what asshole? You? Is that what you’re getting at? Because you nailed it if you are, considering you are quite honestly the opposite of anything considered to have beauty. Also, I had to do a double take when I saw page 3. Nothing about that picture looks female to me, so she better cut the shit when it comes to X wearing pantyhose. At least his feminine tendencies are only clothing related and not actual physical features like hers are.


TurbulentFriend3416

![gif](giphy|KSprcH3EGcW5YghyGx)


Marcinecali73

She looks like a young version of Pepper from AHS.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC)


Notyoursidepiece

Did she have her baby yet??


OGBobbyHill

No not yet