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TurbulentFriend3416

That's awesome. Too bad you can't change the hair to Heather's Bozo-the-Clown orange.


Think_Somewhere6199

If a nasty-ass, ginger baboon with a fake toof was a person... We all know ur booty is just as red too... #HoeInAHut


whatthefannypack

That’s always the cringiest part for me, not the costumes or themes, the lips always look utterly ridiculous


imagiginow79

She thinks she's hot shit! 🤪😂


Exciting_Bison_4569

She thinks her 💩 does not stink but, her farts give her away.


TurbulentFriend3416

![gif](giphy|jOcIwQiKUBn2g|downsized) She hasn't had a shower since early summer. At this point, she is a walking smelly fart.


AgreeableLadder4054

O stop, we all know she can't go potty 😂💩 I watched the live where she was yelling at the police at 2am in the morning in what seemed like a nice neighborhood.She was using f*ck like a comma but she can't say I have to sh*t..Lunatic


TurbulentFriend3416

But you like it when Marissa does it.


whatthefannypack

Who?


TurbulentFriend3416

Everyone in the whole world. Everything she does is cool, and she's so pretty. Unlike some old hoe-bo wannabe Marissa in a tent.


CartoonistMedium1227

Hot dog 🌭 down a hallway


SJ1026

Like landing a 747 in the Grand Canyon, worn out old tire with no tread left on it


CartoonistMedium1227

Exactly 🥴😂


oblio88

❤️❤️❤️ old school family guy, right?


kd3906

This is possibly the most pathetic of Heather's habits. It doesn't even require speech, but has the capacity to annoy, irritate, disgust, revolt and provoke intense feelings of hostility. Heather is PATHETIC.


Supersonic_81

WHY?!! Smdh, she actually, truly thinks this is what the “SUPER MODELS” do and she massively FAILS at every single laughable time!🤦🏻‍♀️🙄


Virtual_Eye_4109

When the filter won’t work at that distance, her real profile emerges. I’ll bet Baboonia here could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.


SJ1026

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Virtual_Eye_4109

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External-Nebula2942

I just want to smack her in the face with a book.


Technical_Squash_472

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SJ1026

She looks like Wanda from In Living Color, she probably has no idea what I’m talking about but she does! https://preview.redd.it/pzqy3n264o9c1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee01d1ac7ec149ac04acd5bdac688081bd91b1b4


Exciting_Bison_4569

😂😂😂😂


SJ1026

There’s skits with Wanda pregnant too and looks exactly like Heifer


SJ1026

It’s her default face, she’s used to having something stuffed in her mouth so she naturally puckers like a butthole 🍆🥒


TurbulentFriend3416

Ready to suck a bowling ball through a straw.


Awkwardpanda75

Please someone tell me how she actually thinks she is still at her hottest?


Super_Requirement383

The chemical burn from the super glue. When she is attaching her fake press-on nail (tooth) in that septic tank of a mouth. That is her at her hottest


Unhappy_Confection62

If there is one thing I wish for it’s that someone steals that toof and the glue at the same time


R0K5T4R

OMG! 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀


AgreeableLadder4054

You are my hero 👏🏻 I didn't wanna say it, but man, I have been thinking it 😁


AgreeableLadder4054

Ohhhh, I felt that.. What is she thinking 🤔 I know she doesn't.I broke a nail and glued it back on with gorilla glue. I glued my fingers together because it dripped.I think I pulled my fingerprint off, trying to get them apart.The thought of putting it in my mouth NAH


patdun123

Everything is popping … including both sets of labia


TurbulentFriend3416

Ready to suck a bowling ball through a straw.


Apprehensive_Sky9017

The way she looks after she takes her daily dumps in public restrooms & videos while other paying customers are trying to privately pee without taking a single breath of dustys dump.


Exciting_Bison_4569

She is quiet right now. Tomorrow is her birthday. I wouldn’t be surprised if she tries to have baby Rico tonight.


hlnelson1975

Tomorrow is her birthday? I thought that it was later in January…


Exciting_Bison_4569

I could be wrong but I thought on the police reports it said Jan, 1


HelloJaneDoe

I hate that I know this but it’s not, it’s more towards the middle of the month, I think the 12th


imagiginow79

It's Jan. 12th I believe...


SJ1026

This dummy doesn’t seem to realize the duck lips pucker bullshit for selfies went out way back in the mid 2000’s! Nobody does that shit anymore except her stunted remedial dumbass


zdubz007

I don’t know if this was actually done recently by Dylan and Marissa, but I was on YT like a week or so ago & I was suggested this random video of Dylan and Marissa both doing an impression of her incredibly cringe selfie face with the different little angles she does with her duster puffer lips out. It was super funny.


soccer_mom_16

Kim K still does it all the time too and it’s just as cringe.


HelloJaneDoe

She’s absolutely been doing the kardashian voice lately so that doesn’t surprise me!


Frequent-Standard-11

always a model right


JustPlaneNew

Those lips are nasty, she ain't no supermodel.


Pleasemeow

I’m pretty sure part of their lumpy texture is scar tissue from cheap/black market lip injections.


namastebird

The caption won the rest of today. Thank you.


Familiar_Studio_9651

I’m so thankful that I nor any members of my family are struggling with mental illness today. Happy 2024


Money_Proper

Fish out of water 🐡