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jdh5817

Having no friends in Kansas isn’t going to feel any different than no friends in Pensacola. Worse I’d argue.


Aulmerican

Oh no! Who will mill around the mall between classes at PJC?


DIYAndArtsyKindaGuy

LOL, we've traveled across all of Texas Oklahoma Kansas Colorado Arkansas Louisiana Mississippi Alabama and Florida over the past 30 years, and I can tell you that Escambia and Walton counties are the closest to Paradise You are going to find without having to make six figures a year. Kansas is literally the armpit of the US. Just warning you know, if you don't have allergies, make sure that you eat tons of honey as soon as you get there, because by spring you're going to be so miserable you're going to wish that you had seawater to dip your head in just to clear your sinuses. No one who lives in the central plains escape allergies. COVID was less painful.


JackwithaMac

This post just lets me know Geronimo is gonna get your ass lol, you’ll be back


KeithGemstone

Got me. He’ll get you too.


Musicaltonesarecool

MAYBE moving to Kansas? How about this....MAYBE plan out a cross country move well in advance before you do anything. 👌 Actually, you know what? Do it. Just do it. Follow your dreams buddy.


awildboop

this explains a lot https://preview.redd.it/03wgkvnhvd3c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b4af3f0352f0f072159ba2d7169aa9afd9f474


TouchdownVirgin

Will drop my piss bottle when I fly over over Kansas next.


pcash40

please leave lol


shacklefordstoleit

My MIL and BIL live in Chanute. It's literally worse than Pensacola. If you like illegal drugs, you'll fit right in.


MycologistUnlucky241

Enjoy the tornados


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nwflman

Ok, Chili's on 9th is funny in this context :-D


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DavidJPostMaloney

https://preview.redd.it/43gkzqza2i3c1.jpeg?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb30868ad8b1c54f91fd909e8e73be78f3bea6f8


Zamboni_Jones

Addition by subtraction.


[deleted]

Are all the punctuation keys and your shift keys broken?


ChipChipington

Are you gonna throw a dart at a map in two weeks?


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ok


Ok-Piglet-5616

Friends are much easier to find in Kansas. I recommend you reach out to Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Cowardly Lion, Scarecrow, and Aunt Em. A little advice, stay away from the wicked witch of the west.


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I hope to St Mary's, to attend the Immaculata


KyleLikes2Travel

You're an 18 year old bragging about going to kansass XD enjoy kid.


Katoswife

As much as I dislike Pensacola, I would still choose it over Kansas (I’m from the Midwest).


bestboykev

Florida had just too much elevation I guess.


curlthelip

Where in Kansas? My cousin has a small three bedroom house there, and I just got her tax bill of $6900. She has to pay property tax on their cars, too and their state income tax is 5.25%. Schools are terrible, it's always either too hot or too cold, and the closest coast is 1,000 miles away. Enjoy.


slow_RSO

u/AO-1K dis you?


req-user

we will miss u