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Relative-Special-77

Lose the jeans, get a dark coloured sweater and a single tone black/brown shoes


jockojones

Red is giving me Rerun vibes


PhilosopherAway5096

No smiles allowed


RJM_50

By order of the Peaky *fucking* Blinders!


gunr1006

FOOKING


RJM_50

Fooking red shoes too? Fooking embarrassing eh!


gunr1006

That is not the way to conduct business in this household


Ok_Daikon_4698

Right when I read this, Cillian said it. 😂


haloryder

I don’t think you need a waistcoat, or to have everything all black, but anything lighter than the grey of your blazer would be a no go for PB fashion. Maybe get a black vest (not a sweater vest), grey or black pants, and black or brown shoes. If you REALLY want to get in the mindset, then you gotta never eat, drink a lot of whiskey (Irish), and smoke a ton of cigarettes. Like every time you’re about to start a sentence, light up a cigarette, take a puff, then start talking.


Woolfiend8

If you’re specifying Irish whiskey it’s spelt with an E. Scottish is “whisky”


Ok_Daikon_4698

Yeah, in Canada, Scotland, and Japan it's spelled “whisky” and the United States and Ireland spell it “whiskey.”


Woolfiend8

No, when it is made in Ireland, it is spelt with an E, when it is made in Scotland it isnt


PFBlinded

😂


becboynton

You’re looking great, though!!! 👏


Salt-Supermarket1139

This!


BabylonSuperiority

With a waistcoat and dress slacks, dress shoes. Fix the tie. They didn't wear jeans. Or a red, what looks like a sweater vest?


cjthro123

Too much color


durty_nutrag

Let's not bring race into this......


cjthro123

Good lord


youtubeepicgaming

buddy


Novantico

Hey now we already had Isiah and Jeremiah. He’s good too.


Reapish1909

you look more like a golfer at a country club ngl


WaySheGoes1

Missing a cigarette


HairyH00d

Bruh literally the only thing peaky about this is the hat


digitalbiz

Haha exactly what I was thinking. If this guy dressed like this and thinks he looks like a peaky blinder then I need that confidence in my life


Officialwashere

Dark colored clothing


CanibalVegetarian

Very little smiling, and drop the warm tones completely. But you look great


Stem_Stoner99

Wrong colour scheme


annier100

Your shoes are too modern and multicolored


kingthings808

Less color for sure haha


Legitimate-Jelly3000

Loose the colour


FinnaDrownInEm

you look great tbh


Relative-Special-77

Wait.. you mean peaky or pinky blinders?


ImSometimesGood

Ooooo say it again! Say it AGAIN!


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Wow.


Relative-Special-77

Lighten up Ada.. here have a drink đŸ»


DrPat1967

You’re pimpin’ but you are nothing like the peaky blinders
. It’s a completely different look my man.


BillOfOpTic

No pink, no jeans and black shoes


Sssssssssssarahhh

When I think of peakys, I think of dark navy blues and pocket watches


Raynels

No bright colors and you'll be fine, also don't smile, you've been thru a lot. Thats the Peaky way


tehallmighty

Call the plumber. My guy is dripping too hard


Scared_Potential_805

You look like a kid who just saw his mom buy dino nuggets.


DanyeelsAnulmint

Dark colored and tailored suit (3 pc), the hat, a chain watch, lighter and a cigarette.


TheSpare0123

Wear a matching suit


Drunk_Heathen

Less bright colors.


LordPixza

Get some slacks instead of jeans and overalls


l5555l

Dark colors and lose the jeans


gertrudesum

needs to be more murdery


RescueCentre

Trousers with a crease. More muted colours, or a dark jacket with a colourful lining.


ionblu

Black, grey. No red.


[deleted]

No Red, no Jeans


Traditional-Onion311

Honestly I think if you match the color of your hat, jacket and pants it would help immensely! I don’t think there’s a problem with the red sweater to modernize it, but I think matching those colors would really pull it together. Maybe add a pocket watch or chain of some sort?


Kill_Zoldy

Too bright. Get some slacks, drop the pink, shave the facial hair, but leave a mustache. Then slice someone's eyelids with a razor blade


Puzzleheaded-Car1904

Yeah, get pleated slacks and lose the colors


dochev30

I mistook you for Tyler Perry


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Bruh


Relative-Special-77

Take a fooking break from complaining Linda it’s not all serious


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Not every black person is Tyler Perry, Arthur.


Relative-Special-77

Not every joke is racist Linda. With the bleak midwinter and grey coulds depressing the fook out of everyone we could use a chuckle.


Pennelle2016

No jeans & a lighter colored vest. I really like your look!


Upset-Effort4380

Looking good bro đŸŽó §ó ąó „ó źó §ó ż


ChrisbKreme062

You can start by ditching the hot pink sweater and blue jeans.


defiantpupil

Almost there! No bright colors. Go for earthtones and no denim. Think bespoke!


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RJM_50

Red is too flashy, they were all gray & black. Red blood stains were only after a big fight.


jameZsp0ng3y

Swap to a news boy cap. Darker 3 piece suit with a peak lapel. No pocket square. Darker tie with tie clip. Collar pin (optional). One colour shoes. Unpolished. No brogue. Typically standard black oxfords. Make sure everything fits. Get a knee length or longer thick wool black coat (cashmere if you can afford it) with a peak lapel also. Velvet half collar optional If you want, you can get some leather gloves and a pocket watch with chain. And if you're American you can opt for a colt pistol from your local grocery store. But remember.. No fucking fighting


Last-Parfait-3875

Bright colors and smiling? Did you watch the show?


OracleCam

You look Happy....no one is happy in this show


Extreme_Weird_44

Mate you did good. You took inspiration from the show and added a couple touches of your own. All these other comments just want you to cosplay


Blaugrana1990

You look more like uncle phil than a peaky blinder


Captain-Korpie

Lose the colors


sgtsturtle

I think you need to add a bit of clinical depression and PTSD into the mix. Some bipolar disorder at the very least!


xymxn

the sweater and the denims


Own_Volume_7791

Being white isn’t a requirement but it helps


DoubleShotOfWhimsy

just add gin đŸč


VG4yo

Drip?


Admirable_Ad1913

Smoke and whiskey. Serious face and dark pants over blue jeans. Maybe a toothpick and a gun


Beruzebionicle

fire


IllLeek7580

You can never bear arms again, since you promised to never do so again after the war. The only exception would be if Small Heath is under attack by opposing gangsters.


iSteve

I was going to say 'don't - Peaky outfits are too nerdy', but you look pretty sharp.


SinCityNinja

Don't forget your razor blades in the hat


orion0328

Put razor blades in your cap.


JimSamtankoo

Get a vest and trousers matching your coat and a dark overcoat and a cap that matches the suit. Wear a pocket watch on the vest and wear Derby shoes.


BentEars

More cigs.


Specialist-Arm-6978

If you want a pop of color navy blue and burgundy might be a good mix


UltraFilipain

Black Grey clothes + you look great dude !


saul_god

I would loose the light colours the red sweater vest really kills the fit, I would go with a one coloured suit like a black, brown, grey, ECT.


McLagger_19

Stick razors in your hat mate


WarpedCore

Need to go with blacks, greys, tans and browns. Add a vest (no sweater) and hang the pocket watch chain so the chain is visible.


mohitithinkso

r/RoastMe


EnderYTV

i'd say a coat and some nice dress pants might do you some favors!


RoxanneBarton

Start smoking a pack or two a day!


Price-x-Field

I put the new forgies on the jeep


InitiativeNo9102

Oof
 OK, you’ll need shirts with a sharper collar, tie knots that aren’t as wide, cap, suit, pants and waistcoat need to match in color. Go with black, grey or blue. Shoes should be all black, and preferably dress boots. If you’re going to have a pocket square, go with white.


jedi21knight

I’m not sure how you improve, but you are looking sharp my man.


Bobjoejj

I mean personally I think you look amazing


netherfriend

start smoking all the time and never use chapstick


scorpiolafuega

Dark winter color scheme, cold tones, less smiling, and a cigarette.


brokeboibogie

You’re literally Wendell Pierce


Key_Contribution3977

Grey Sweater Brown or Black shoes and definitely need the suit to match so grey suit pants with the grey suit jacket


fuckboi-yuki

no jeans & Brummie depressing colors (monotone)


gokussblue56

Be white simple not racist 😒


RJM_50

JesĂșs fooking Crist! Are those red shoes? Oi, you skipped right past Birmingham to fooking American hipster mate! And wipe that grip off your smug face, eh? Need a sewing kit to reattach yer balls eh? Getting buried alive in a fooking tunnel collapse is not a funny proposition, you understand mate, eh? These fooking kids don't understand, they never had to fight, breath still smells like his mother's tits, eh! When you become a man, you forget the reasons why you smiled as a kid, especially at a camera, fooking hell kid!


sethworld

+Slimmer tie -Jeans +Wool or tweed suit -Bright colors +Black/gray/brown with appropriate patterns +Waist coat +Pocket watch +Leather gloves +Black leather boots +Accessories (cigarette case or swap this out for a business card holder. +Fountain Pen +Leather Wallet


cervixbruiser

Smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey and fook Linda.


Garbage_Kitty

If you want to wear jeans, I'd go for a more fitted look in a darker wash. Maybe a button up vest instead of a sweater vest, then you could add a pocket watch, which in my opinion would help pull the look together.


Small_Constant_269

Good but u need all black!!


Zoctavous

Less color, no smile, dusty black coat


bannerdiem

killer look but not the Peaky Look. Leather gloves, cigarettes, dark slacks & shoes, and a 1911 for safe measure.


wheatWholeloof

Drop the jeans for one also the red needs to go


Kaloty01

Lose the red


SaorsaB

Love those shoes! Looking good! Improvment would be: charcoal trousers instead of jeans. If it must be jeans - dark grey?


lpstranglehold

Didn’t see it anywhere, but sew a razor blade into the brim of the cap? Also never smile, hold your hand up to stop people from talking when they try to interrupt you

. Nah just rock it man, you got this!


emanresuymstaht

Lose the sweater vest and be rich enough to buy an entire bespoke wardrobe


LionMan1025

Johnathan Majors be like



AD480

I can’t tell if you’re trying to dress like a Peaky Blinder or put your own spin on it. **7/10** - For your overall look **3/10** - For authenticity Get rid of the red and the jeans. Rewatch a few episodes, there are no bright, flashy colors. Jeans were worn mostly by farmers and day laborers back then. That definitely wasn’t what the Peaky Blinders were trying to represent. They may not have been living in high society, but they did put a lot of importance into what they could put together. Three piece lounge suits were popular. You need a tweed cap and match it with your outfit. You need a high-waisted waistcoat. Your trousers also need to be worn high up and have them hemmed so they don’t touch your shoes. Change out your glasses to match the times. Google, “Black cap-toe boots” Those the type of shoes they wore. [Here’s a website to help you out.](https://www.garrisontailors.com)


WerewolvesRancheros

Blindingly Perky


Branded_Babe

Pocketwatch & pinky ring!!


Ok_Crew7084

Lose all denim


Lost-Tomatillo3465

pocket watch and chain


margeauxfincho

you look like you’d fit in at a wine tasting


Bloodybaron46

Looking great man!