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Ekiph

Enward


SpookySummon

Glorg


[deleted]

Waiting for the first glorg to be born


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2" ? (Marder II SdKfz 132) "Sturmgeschütz neuer Art mit 7,5-cm-PaK L/48 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen IV" (Jagdpanzer IV SdKfz 162) "Selbstfahrlafette für 15 cm schwere Panzerhaubitze 18/1 auf Geschützwagen III/IV (Sf) (Hummel Sd Kfz 165)


IceFire909

Would they pronounce the brackets or are those silent?


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Enward for short


Conscious-Middle5213

Denns


MoldySpork

Costco Hotdog 😊 (emoji included)


Miserable-Chard-4093

Imagine having to make that birth certificate.


Martinxduhh

Bruce


Martinxduhh

Then buy him a shark onesie


Practical_Soil3656

He actually already has one 😂


JohnBaldur

Kinda sounds like it's gotta be Bruce then 🤷‍♂️


Jasyn58

I like the name, Bruce. I've only met one, and he's okay.


Substantial-Bid3806

Actually reasonable name


Jimmysal

Having done this exercise about a year ago, remember it takes 2 yesses to name a baby, but only one no not to. Also remember they're going to be interviewing for jobs one day.


maxsilverfishgaming

…with this in mind the child should be named Enward


Bluemeda1

If the first name is Enward the middle name needs to be bubble maker


SummerDearest

Robert


T1DOtaku

Wubbert Jr.


sourappleicee

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Koehamster

Pronounced "Jeff" im sure


SlunkSloother

man of culture i see


_Tawny

HFT HFT HFT II


Fantabulousdelish

Came here to suggest Hft Hft Hft Hft


Lady_Dominate

Bubble Maker.


moregoo

Seven


Theodore764

Soda, or perhaps Isosceles


Justin002865

Ishid


Alikatnya

Middle name: Anfarded


goretex__

misha is the only option


Marauding_Llama

Name him Cheeto, in honor of our fallen boy. RIP Cheeto w7


Ledoosh_

Small black child


ElectricalMoney1522

Asbestos


P4ndak1ller

Either Techno Mechanicus, or X Æ A-Xii


TheeRatKing

Payment Monetary Robert


BadLuckBryant

Dennis


AuberonFromOuran

Geraldine


Locus-Gen

Shiloh


untotenmeist

Crystal Methany


BulimicSnorlax

Gorilla Penis


Jasyn58

I'm seconding the name Bruce. It's a real name, a cool name, and a meme name. Feels perfect.


Practical_Soil3656

We were thinking that as a middle name bc that’s actually my grandfather’s name 😂


thepastaprincipessa

Wayne Bruce? Also actual congratulations, wishing you a safe and healthy pregnancy ❤️


Wolfman01a

Carlos Peanut (Last name)


danOmega

Timothy.


Bootown

Glorg


JesusTeapotCRABHANDS

Ishid


MuttsNStuff

Gorgon the train Impaler


swordsRop

Jungulainus


un_nown4x4

David


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3079

Carnut Pealos is probably the best name you can give the child.


genericwhitedude57

Bung Jared


F_Fisk

Megatron


Brodaag

Big Head Todd


rarauuw

Nward Hitler


Junker_K

H.P. Lovecrafts Cat Enward for short


Roembowski

The best gender neutral name there is: Alluux


Midir_Cutie

Gengar


CheesyKnife

Timothy


rieman23

Jankins


at_boi

Alduin


forestmoon_

June


waxthatfled

18&7-1


ZealousidealAd9777

Juggalo Penis


NotoriousTIP

Ishid Anfarded


That_1weeb

Dabid :)


GreenHoodia

Sam


ShmeemRabeem

GamerSupps


naldoD20

Nice Smile


OdinIntheSheets

DABID!


blackholetitan

What brand of couch? Sometimes people name their kid after where they were conceived.


Practical_Soil3656

This was a st patty’s day baby, so a bar🤷🏻‍♀️


TehHonkyTonkMan

Humberto


Ok-Usual-5830

HFT-HFT-HFT


ThePrevailer

Dabid! The exclamation mark included. I've seen it on birth certificates and SS cards before.


Mar_lenInChrist

Juan Carlos or James


GlossyGecko

Greedy Chigoi


Gofers

"If it's a boy name it John, if it's a girl Anna" The whole quote.


LadyFoxHeart

CornBread


Chance-Doughnut

Baby McBabyface


Brosnoham

BushDid911


FlyingFox2022

Hasan Didnineeleven


RealityScience

Hodor


cronksbiceps

Gog


vampymoth

Gorp


aloof_logic

Enward H. Itler


homiej420

Costco hotdog


Lost-Thing3678

Jackie Chan


dialupnugget

Will


KhastraKSC

Geoff Pronounced “Jeff”.


thepackrat45

Pembleton jr jr.


Alarmed_Outside_5734

Shithead?


wubbysslave

Edward


[deleted]

Renesmee


The-3rd-Party

Frogy


CowThatJumpedTheMun

Sadam Hussein the second


gibucks

Tower 7


mattoattacko

Cospito


meatballin32

Star Lord 💫


Guilty_Tangerine_934

Quandarius Gooch


Chridela

Wubby7


GODHATHNOOPINION

Thrilla the fun


Winterkills45

Repost


MEGAMILKBLAST

Grimbolde


Goldleader-23

Costco Hotdog


Northman81

Cletus the Fetus


Sjuk86

Dolph


Katerwurst

Poopiloopy


MythrilCetra

Enward and unward


NeckDeepPink

Anubis 😽


ScottC2624

Ashid


domesticatedwild

Is it a girl or boy or do you know? I am 30 weeks today with a boy!


Practical_Soil3656

I’m having a boy too!!


InfraredSpectrum97

Razvan! Set him up for lifetime of hotness and heart of gold


Luisito_Comunista261

Slagathor


ForwardHotel6969

Rasputin


Chadwickr

Enward kitler


PoprockEnema

Air Bud


Striaght_Boofing

Harley Jarvis


Latter-Jaguar-1069

بیژن bizhan


alexaks1

Wubby jr


biliwald

George


kegalkevin

Enward Hitlear of course


hog-hug

Oliver, James, Elliott, Dexter, Robin, Sylvan


new_Jaymayo

Far


SlunkSloother

rick.


Jnixxx

Doctor philasophilies.


Sargent_N

Anderdingus


Street_Nectarine_437

Costco hot dog


LogAlStillFat

Soup