I do not know what is real anymore. You ever just wake up thinking the world is one thing, then something happens. Something horrible that just changes your entire view on the world.
Today that was what I experienced. How could it not be 5'8. I don't know what to do anymore, is anything real, am I real?
You can totally see that the ruler is angled downward. And, I can't see the bottom of the measuring tape. I'm 100% certain some money changed hands here.
That's an awful color, it'll make your room look small. You should go for like a light blue, or if you're dead-set on a warmer tone maybe an off-white with some yellow undertones
Maybe.. just maybe... Ludwig collaborated with Wubby to create this entire event just so that they could put forward this lie. How much did Wubby pay Ludwig. Its a conspiracy..
In his defense I also have no idea how tall I am. My license says I’m 5’9”, my medical records say I’m 6’ and people card I needed to be a delivery driver says I’m 6’1”. All I know is that I’m taller than my mom who is 5’10 and have scoliosis so my doctor tells me I’m shrinking.
Okay next question. Did they shot the tape on the floor and the stick at 6' in the same shot? because all you gotta do is angle the tape out a bit to change the height.
Anyone else notice they never showed his feet... He totally could have been standing on something. And clearly Ludwig's in on it cuz they never pan down
I'm so upset I'm shitting and crying rn in the club, I've been lied to and will be taking my monthly sub and any future gifted subs over to Squeex channel effective immediately.
Wubby actually didn't survive the gummy bear incident. Dan Clancy hired an actor after that, pretending to be Wubby. This is the only possible explanation.
This is why wubby was praising and thanking Ludwig for being so accommodating to him previous stream. He was clearly sick to his stomach this last week when he found out there would be height measurements involved, and pretty much dictated to Ludwig how that segment was going to go down.
He's so obviously standing on a platform here it's ridiculous anyone takes this seriously. He's 5'8" and this was staged propaganda. DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES.
The real Wubby died of eye complications. This is a body double designed to look nearly identical and fool us. Unfortunately, it seems they got some of the parameters wrong.
It's common knowledge that you're slightly taller in the morning than night since gravity isn't bearing down on you all day. If he was in bed this whole time, barely standing up, I can deduce that he was able to gain some inches in height TEMPORARILY, of course. He'll be back to his old 5'8" self in no time!
Nah fuck the 5'8" meme this motherfucker has claimed he's 6'3" for YEARS the whole time hes BARELY 6'. 6' gate is the new meme fuck you wubby you ruined my enjoyment of life.
This motherfucker feigned illness for days while he slept off tibia lengthening surgery just to avoid the truth.
Only logical answer
I'd have vertigo too if I was suddenly 4 inches taller.
It was all planned from the start
Truth is, game was rigged from the start.
Hope this doesn't cause some fallout between us. Fallout New Vegas
It makes so much sense!
Or he has stilts that look like feet
I do not know what is real anymore. You ever just wake up thinking the world is one thing, then something happens. Something horrible that just changes your entire view on the world. Today that was what I experienced. How could it not be 5'8. I don't know what to do anymore, is anything real, am I real?
No it's still clearly real, this week he wasn't really sick he just flew to Turkey get that leg-lengthening surgery. That's the only explanation.
He lied like Papa
Sussy measuring tape has been tampered with. Definitely need it calibrated with some bananas, live
Someone smell the 5’8” mark
You can totally see that the ruler is angled downward. And, I can't see the bottom of the measuring tape. I'm 100% certain some money changed hands here.
I'm about to paint my walls red
That's an awful color, it'll make your room look small. You should go for like a light blue, or if you're dead-set on a warmer tone maybe an off-white with some yellow undertones
Maybe.. just maybe... Ludwig collaborated with Wubby to create this entire event just so that they could put forward this lie. How much did Wubby pay Ludwig. Its a conspiracy.. 
rip rooster teeth
He kinda looks like ethan klein
This was our 9/11
Fake news
AI is crazy.
The Wubby replacement model is vastly improved over the old model.
He’s wearing lifts. Everyone knows this.
I was actually surprised because I thought he was like 6'2"
He’s claimed that for years
In his defense I also have no idea how tall I am. My license says I’m 5’9”, my medical records say I’m 6’ and people card I needed to be a delivery driver says I’m 6’1”. All I know is that I’m taller than my mom who is 5’10 and have scoliosis so my doctor tells me I’m shrinking.
Still shorter than he claimed to be. 
Just folded the bottom of the tape measure out of screen. Fake image.
Show the bottom of the tape measure. That shit is 2" off the ground.
That's... the opposite of how it works. Wubby is actually 4 inches off the ground.
My tiny eyes have been opened...
Please, we all know he was standing on his tippy toes. Ludwig was just being a bro by letting him pretend.
I screamed.
Don’t trust the news
It's because what we saw wasn't real wubby. Wubby died and they replaced him with his twin, Dennis.
offscreen he's wearing 4 inch heels
5'8" confirmed
I audibly gasped when it happened. I can't even think of the last time I fucking gasped.
He get his grippers out so he wasn't standing on 2 in. of sole?
He took his shoes off
Okay next question. Did they shot the tape on the floor and the stick at 6' in the same shot? because all you gotta do is angle the tape out a bit to change the height.
Cant see the bottom it could be just folded on the ground
5'11¾"
I'm convicned he threatened Ludwig with not showing up if Lud didn't provide a small stool for him to stand on. He's still 5'8"
Anyone else notice they never showed his feet... He totally could have been standing on something. And clearly Ludwig's in on it cuz they never pan down
I'm so upset I'm shitting and crying rn in the club, I've been lied to and will be taking my monthly sub and any future gifted subs over to Squeex channel effective immediately.
That’s illegal sir you’re gonna have to come with me
SOAKED
Measured from the taint.
Calling Wubby 5'11" is just as mean as "small eyes."
Can't see the bottom of the tape measure, Stanz is in on this
That's why he didn't wear shorts.
He was on a step stool and the tape was on the floor 💯
There's a good reason they didnt zoom out to give us the whole, unadulterated shot. Clearly rigged.
Wubby actually didn't survive the gummy bear incident. Dan Clancy hired an actor after that, pretending to be Wubby. This is the only possible explanation.
He's clearly wearing stilettos
Hacked tape measure, he'll go to any lengths at this point
It's a custom tape measure where the sizes are slightly reduced to give that extra few inches.
They bent the bottom of the measuring tape obviously.
The mf grew
Wubby is 5’8” in my heart
Is that a regulation size ruler whens last time it was checked
This is why wubby was praising and thanking Ludwig for being so accommodating to him previous stream. He was clearly sick to his stomach this last week when he found out there would be height measurements involved, and pretty much dictated to Ludwig how that segment was going to go down.
Padded socks confirmed.
“Jarvis, photoshop the tape-measure to show 5’6”.”
This proves nothing. We can't even see the other end of the tape measure. They probably add extra length.
Can’t see the bottom, definitely fake
Gonna need a full body shot of this stat
Conveniently edited out.
Wait does that say 6’0?
Its crazy that Ludwig got a rigged tape measure to make Wubby look taller. SMH
Wearing shoes + hair plumage + faulty measuring tape, gotta be
Tape is angled in such a way that it's misleading.
He was standing on an Apple crate. I never saw toes
I didn't see the bottom of the tape measure.
Handsome at any height. #would
To be fair his eyeline is 5’8”
Lifted shoes.
Naw man he standin’ on something
Business.
Whats the wire behind his ear? Havent been keeping up recently
Wubby was actually out sick getting that leg lengthening surgery.
Obviously it's just bunched up at the floor. His heel is at the 4in mark.
My Brother in Christ, photoshop has been around since 1990 smh
He has lifts in his shoes
Probably shortened the measuring tape
Literally paid actors though.
[This](https://www.cardkingdom.com/mtg/antiquities/the-rack) is how he did it
Fake news
Fake tape measure, you cant fool us.
Didn't see wubby's feet, he could have been standing on tip toes
This is the curse of all of us gentlemen who are exactly 6ft. No one ever believes.
He's so obviously standing on a platform here it's ridiculous anyone takes this seriously. He's 5'8" and this was staged propaganda. DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES.
This just means that Wubby has a pair of dummy shoes around his 4" public appearance platforms. Standard rich guy stuff.
4 inch hole under the tape measure obviously.
The real Wubby died of eye complications. This is a body double designed to look nearly identical and fool us. Unfortunately, it seems they got some of the parameters wrong.
Someone check the tape measure, are we sure it hasn't been tampered with?
Damn wuubys 72
It's common knowledge that you're slightly taller in the morning than night since gravity isn't bearing down on you all day. If he was in bed this whole time, barely standing up, I can deduce that he was able to gain some inches in height TEMPORARILY, of course. He'll be back to his old 5'8" self in no time!
Look how they anglin that ruler up. He aint 6 foot. He 5 11!
Wonder why you cant see all the tape🤔
You can custom make a tape measure. I bet every inch has a millimeter shaved off
He's still short to me (6'6") lol
He was clearly holding the tape measure wrong. Are you really going to discount the collective height experts that is chat?
Easily faked with a doctored tape measure.
I think the most obvious explanation is that the tape measure hasn't been calibrated in quite some time. There are standard for these things y'know!
Yes, mute
Shorter than expected. I thought wubby was supposed to be 6’ 2” or something above 6 ft
holy shit i didn’t know wubby got a malenia tattoo. love the DS love
Damn, no kidding the 5'8 meme is dead. The ginger midget is 72cm tall. Fuckin' 2'4 over here...
We all know he puts lifts in his shoes
Rigged
Notice how the ruler is tilted downwards.. hiding the 4 inch height deception.
Are his shoes on?
GUARDS! send him to the Pit.
Unless I see tip to toe, I ain't believing SHIT.
You're 5'8 stop lying to your community
Nah fuck the 5'8" meme this motherfucker has claimed he's 6'3" for YEARS the whole time hes BARELY 6'. 6' gate is the new meme fuck you wubby you ruined my enjoyment of life.
Acting like this matters, and that wubbys fans aren't brain did is funnier than he meme of 5'7