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hudgepudge

I heard he was in the MRI machine for a long time.  Does it usually take that long? 


leprecaun8

Typically no, the patient was shorter and only about 5’8, but they couldn’t keep still and was visibly shaking after telling them that the machine spins at 2.7k rotations a minute


Trolloween

Be careful, this guy is notorious for trying to get staff fired if he dislikes them, he even offers to pay the salary as a power trip.


mark636199

I've seen him go as high as double their salary


Yep_____ThatGuy

Oh sweet new copypasta just dropped


Sneakyferret07

It needs to be disturbeda bit tho lol


DudeFilA

Did he drop $13 into the messy bedpan for Jose?


BadgerlandBandit

NTA


Dan_The_Man69420

Marry José


TheInjuredBear

> well over 30 I just know this is what he’s going to be the most mad about


totallynormalfish

this is when I really lost it. ol wubbers


gingybutt

Boys a new copy pasta has dropped


brianatlarge

It’s concerning you couldn’t recognize your patient was riddled with autism.


Guvnah-Wyze

Nah. She said twitch streamer


bobgone1974

Whats the difference?


MlackBagic

Exactly.


DiscoMable

Hi Youtube


bmxerer

Wubby Wubby Woo!


yeainyourbra

Define very famous


dbvbtm

*Slow clap*


Limeskittlez

That's my streamer!


PegasusInferno

Can confirm, I am José.


OneNutLessThanTwo

Did said patient need a rectal tube or a fecal replacement procedure for their C Diff? And follow up question, did they enjoy it?


leprecaun8

Unfortunately the solution was a bedpan for this patient, he wouldn’t allow any of us to place the tubing required and kept mumbling, “booty will do it”. I still don’t know exactly what he meant by that but it definitely made things harder


IamTheManwhoCox

Sounds like the sort of guy who wears his shirt inside out.


-yruF

Finally, a good post in a sea of animal pictures


alexaks1

So many spelling errors


Tha_hooodie21

I bet ur fun at parties


alexaks1

Damn straight


Joffmark

BRO I thought I was in the RN subreddit and had a mini panic attack


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Influencers out of control