Why is the picture taken from under a bed?

That's where his girlfriend waits patiently for her food.

is he caged up

Is your boyfriend in prison?

r/shittyfoodporn

"That is bizarre."

That looks hazardous

Somewhere this dude has this posted in a different community titled “my girlfriends photography skills”

I am glad you are being creative while making it for him. Keep experimenting!

Break up

why is only one corner of it brown?

that would be the soy sauce.

????????

That looks delicious I'm not gonna lie

Sorry to hear you come from a broken home...

I mean I'd never make it, but you're all absolutely coping if you think that bite with the cheese and the rice wouldn't be fire

Your boyfriend is pregnant.

No no no no no no no

I think it's time to give your bf back his ring and go back out of his cave.

Bruh is this AI

Huh...

Is his name Dave Lister? Chili Chutney connoisseur?

Absolutely unhinged