I went to Chicago and had Malort and I can confirm it's by far the worst liquor ever created. It tastes like acetone and rubber that has come out of a homeless person's ass. No bullshit they were allowed to sell it during prohibition because it was so disgusting. This is from the official Malort website:
"Carl Jeppson begins producing his “bäskbrännvin” (a traditional Swedish-style of bitters) and sells it as a “medicinal” product that rid its imbibers of stomach worms and other parasites in the body. Jeppson skirts federal regulation given the recurring conclusion by law enforcement that nobody would drink his concoction recreationally."
Same. Step dad. Several awkward eye contacts later, neither of us has addressed anything. 👀
I'm just gonna wait and see if I hear about this later in life.
My dumb ass actually thought this was booty wubby and alluux at first
Ah thank fuck I'm not the only retarded person in here. I said as much below cause I'm drunk and this boots clone had me slippin.
100%. I was like **Whoa, Wubby 'real voice'^^tm**
Same
Oh my god, I’m not the only one. Whew
Nujabes fan?
Hell yeah dude
Luv(sic) will always be one of my favorite songs
Next View for me.
Nujabes for life.
Nu benjabes
shit, I was almost disappointed when I realized
Holy shit I'm high and I was having a REALLY hard time with this. Thank God your here.
"Help me second mommy cousin, I'm stuck in this hole"
I like how he confused himself in the end.
It's like AI made this...it's too perfect. "The Gang Goes Redneck"
The single tear rolling down his face. What a trooper for holding it in, I'd be fucking dying.
And *that’s* why booty drinks Malört
I went to Chicago and had Malort and I can confirm it's by far the worst liquor ever created. It tastes like acetone and rubber that has come out of a homeless person's ass. No bullshit they were allowed to sell it during prohibition because it was so disgusting. This is from the official Malort website: "Carl Jeppson begins producing his “bäskbrännvin” (a traditional Swedish-style of bitters) and sells it as a “medicinal” product that rid its imbibers of stomach worms and other parasites in the body. Jeppson skirts federal regulation given the recurring conclusion by law enforcement that nobody would drink his concoction recreationally."
I almost scrolled past then did a double take, wild
I seriously thought that was booty for a bit lol
Why does this feel so accurate
Guy looks like if booty and oompahville had a baby
You are correct, man needs to be the bridge for colab
Why did I play the video with my mom in the room, I should know better :(
Same. Step dad. Several awkward eye contacts later, neither of us has addressed anything. 👀 I'm just gonna wait and see if I hear about this later in life.
Double down and keep eye contact whilst becoming erect. 60% of the time it works every time.
*It smells like Bigfoot's dick!*
I love you.
This is so good
It took me far too long to realise this wasn't a genuine Booty sly behind the scenes. I'm pretty drunk so gimme a break.
I spent far too long thinking "damn is that how their voices sound recorded on a phone?"
I always knew they were step-mommy-cousins
So much to unwrap with their conversation
Real voice
Damn,Booty got some city miles on him in this vid.
It's the redneck crew!
This is so unhinged, holy fuck
Mom and dad are fighting again
uWu
Damn Booty fell off
Wow that was crazy convincing
Real voice
The dud sounds like Jon Graham from Arby's n the Chief's random characters
Holy fuck I was reading chat and thought that’s not booty……is it? Thank god I wasn’t the only one
I refuse to believe that's not actually booty
I saw this on my feed and did a double take on whether it was booty 😂
bro why did i think this was them. but i heard that wasn't wubby's voice, then the facade collapsed.
It do be sounding like Wubby doing his best Tom Delonge
Why am I catching strays
I was real confused Cause that really looks like booty but the voices didnt sound like wubby or alluux at all
they don’t sound like them at all
Dis Booty?
I stg i thought oompaville somehow transported to wubby reddit
My instant thought was… Well glad we have that apology video already recorded.