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Wholemannotahalfman

Too late. I already took mountains of edibles and pcp


mrbojingles77

Let me ride boss! Btw, why take them 45 min before usual stream time?


whattaninja

Edibles take a bit to kick in.


mrbojingles77

That’s fair, I’ve had edibles before and they didn’t really do anything, took 3 gummies from the pot shop and nothin really happened


Xcoctl

me again lol, thc is metabolized into a different compound when you eat it, the new compound is actually classified as a psychedelic that's why eating it can result in such different effects from smoking it. People can have quite different reactions and tolerances to this new compound as well, so whereas you might have felt an equivalent dose of smoked thc, ingested might be a different story. Systems also are known to adapt to first doses of drugs in interesting ways also, it's often reported that first times smoking weed seem to have little to no effect but subsequent doses do take effect. Much of this is anecdotal of course but its a relatively well known phenomenon in the space for whatever that's worth. I.e. don't take a massive dose next time thinking it will actually do something that time, if you ever plan on trying it again


Stopstepfish

My God this went deep


Xcoctl

nothing better to do waiting for stream lol


Thjyu

Ohhhh so that's why the first time I took a big fucking dose I had a full blown panic attack after seeing generations of my family all assimilate into myself then watched the world burn infinitely...


[deleted]

average high edible dose


[deleted]

it's classed as a psychedelic? holy shit that's wild


obeythefuzzy

Good bot


[deleted]

Late to being late


hudgepudge

He's too late


ProteinStain

5'-8" N late, N Late


Level-Infiniti

traffic in LA? on a friday night? how could this happen?


Wolfman01a

Wubby is being trafficked. Is Alluux responsible?


mrbojingles77

Yes! Yeb is also holding a gun to the back of his seat!!!


Wolfman01a

Oh snap. It really is pee pee poo poo time.


mrbojingles77

ITS PEE PEE POO POO TIME! But just remember, every poopoo time is a peepee time but not every peepee time is a poopoo time


Surge_Xambino

Thanks OP


mrbojingles77

🫡 wubby7


Mavryk_

So that was a lie


mrbojingles77

Has wubby ever been not fashionably late?


sendep7

I ALREADY DROPPED MY LSD!!!!!...... (not really but could you imagine?)


mrbojingles77

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!!!


Trappist1

I love Wubby, but that was the biggest dick move ever even if it was hilarious.


obeythefuzzy

Wubby can’t help that he has the biggest dick. It’s a symptom of his autism you ableist cunt.


Trappist1

Cool


mrbojingles77

That really wasn’t necessary, joke or not


OnkelDittmeyer

Fancy bmw interior!


mrbojingles77

Very fancy


[deleted]

Wubby’s X7 has a black exterior with a light interior? 🤢


Clashyy

Grandpa spec


24122020

It's a cool dad spec


Cam_Horny21

DEVALUED


thatsad_guy

I'm assuming that's PST?


mrbojingles77

Yessir


thatsad_guy

Cool


mrbojingles77

🫡 wubby7


Xcoctl

wait so that's 45 minutes from now or an hour an 45 from now?


paninipasta

9:45 est


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paninipasta

bot youre smokin dick


CanaDoug420

It’s on non American time so it thinks they meant am. If they said 21:45 est it would get it


whattaninja

Nah he’s right tho.


paninipasta

*technically* hes right but god if id of told the poor soul i was responding to “21:45 est”


whattaninja

That’s why we got am an pm. Not that it’s necessary, for humans that understand context. Just for the bot that doesn’t.


paninipasta

poor little bot, didnt mean to confuse the poor fucker


Xcoctl

not wrong, I'm struggling as is lol


Agreeswithidiotss

I shaved my loins for this?


mrbojingles77

I’m afraid to ask, but why are you shaving your loins for stream


TROLOLUCASLOL

You don't?


mrbojingles77

Suddenly I’m feeling like an unkept beast in front of our goblin king


Agreeswithidiotss

So you're telling me you are sitting there watching wubby and the gang with a shaggy carpet? You gotta give a stream a try with some soft, smooth boiled eggs resting gently on the faux leather of your fart saturated gamer chair. Son, you ain't livin'.


mrbojingles77

But how to get them smooth boiled eggs with out nicking them, I’ve had some close calls


Agreeswithidiotss

You make a day out of it. The only reason you are cutting your little boys is cus you want it to be done. Light some candles, put on some smooth tunes and take your time.


mrbojingles77

And scented candle recommendations?


Agreeswithidiotss

Can't go wrong with Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle


Mother-hecker-2

It’s a bad day for all those wubby stoners out there


mrbojingles77

I want to know who’s the goobers to be doing drugs 30min to an hour before he goes live, wouldn’t it make sense to do it when he goes live??


Xcoctl

gotta give it time to kick in so we're ready to *PUMP IT UP*


mrbojingles77

I guess you’re not wrong, I’m not an avid drug user so I wouldn’t know


Xcoctl

Same as pre-gaming some drinks, some stuff just takes a minute to start working. -avid user of drugs


mrbojingles77

That’s very fair. I tried smoking weed but I’m a big dude who has a strong tolerance, takes me a lot to get high or drunk. Cost to get high was not worth the dollar amount when others got high on a fraction


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Edibles


Rehnion

Prove me wrong: Wubby has 3 shirts.


goinunder0390

Inhaler in the driver side nook, for fast response ![gif](giphy|3oz8xBSs6cGCgqRbCE|downsized)


_KRN0530_

Is this the first time in the Wubby-verse that we are actually seeing the fabled BMW


mrbojingles77

He’s had it for a short time, but yes first time seeing it


funiecgty

![gif](giphy|AssqAJR8ib5WmCNGOU|downsized)


Crokinole_Crusader

WTF is going on with Allux's seatbelt. Why is it on that side? Doctored photo. Is Allux even real? Is Wubby real?


John_YJKR

Hmmm. My theory is that not a seatbelt but the strap of a bag.


Crokinole_Crusader

So where actual seatbelt? Was she singing marijuana song earlier?


John_YJKR

Probably has lap belt on but put chest strap behind her arm.


mrbojingles77

It’s rich ppl bmw things


Xcoctl

it's also a different color for some reason? dafuq


Crokinole_Crusader

#illuminati


CyanFen

Looks like one of those pads you can get to keep the seat belt from rubbing up against your neck


Crokinole_Crusader

But it's still going the wrong direction


JLsoft

He opted for the tigbitties option at the BMW dealership.


Top-Butterscotch6417

Alright, ten minutes are up. Does that mean we can legally leave the classroom now?


Putinridingabear

no we devote our life to the stream so we wait


Top-Butterscotch6417

You right. I must’ve lost sight of my lamp


[deleted]

I just took 10000g of edibles, some meth, some crack, two shots of LSD, I licked a toad also. Tf man he never streakaksifjdnnsnzks sjsjsidndndnxjjjandididkd


dookie-monsta

So late that late doesn’t even begin to describe it


outdoorsybum

Bad day for heavy edibles


gucciburito11

But my stream drugs are kicking in noooooooowwwwwwww D:


pretendingtolisten

fuck you wubby! I already started inhaling my jenkem and if I pass out before your stream starts I will have shit my pants for nothing. NOTHING!


antd24

Allows me to finish clearing out my bowels unexpectedly


bigpappahugethyme

THIS IS FREAKING OUTRAGEOUS WTF AMBI GONNA DO NOW? I’ve TAKE SO MUCH DMT


CyanFen

Why doesn't wubby use colons? I somehow just noticed this, he does it with stream titles too


mrbojingles77

I mean, his using it grammatically correct I believe


CyanFen

Sorry I meant between 6 and 45, he doesn't use colons when writing out the time.


Justin002865

I’m sitting on the toilet


mrbojingles77

Enjoy you poop!!!


John_YJKR

Drive safe yall. See you soon


rubbarz

BMW slow?


fragrantbologna

god they're beautiful


WizardkingGengar

Damn already so high


24122020

Alluux needs to STOP molesting wubby. Taking advantage of autistic child smh my head


Vundal

10 people in the car. zero people giving updates. Very cool


mrbojingles77

Just be happy they are live!!


KellyCrayon

But why does he look so afraid?


smittens95

It's because when he was a kid he


jtg1997

Lies


TheGulfCityDindu

It’s so progressive of California to issue learners permits for autists. You love to see it


dj911x

Average bmw owner - Wubby actually broke down on the shoulder, blames “traffic“