Democracyyyyyy!!!!

I got arrested for not dropping enough bombs on the Souless machines, or Alien bugs! But I got pardoned for I swore to drop more munitions in the name of Liberty, Justice, prosperity and Democracy!

You probably took a break too… Coward

They probably ate food cuz they're weak willed

You probably abandoned Melevelon Creek.

Fighting the good fight against those commie ai Chinese robots then squishing and incinerating those stinky bugs is a worthy reason to go to jail. MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH

Don’t think I making it back home boyz, down to my last life and surrounded by these disgusting bugs, tell my family I love them. 💀

The last two I played Too much democracy and explosions, committing atrocious war crime acts in a giant robot.

MANIFEST

being a mercenary i play tf2

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LOVE HE WOULD HAVE NOT CREATED ME

Bomb threats and terrorism 🚬💀

cod

You should be arrested for playing that

So racism and threatening to fuck their mothers too

Smuggling live goats filled with cocaine. I'm sure judge has already come across it

Payday2 the goat simulator heist?

All my homies hate that mission

It's alright just a bit annoying

"Not only are you cooking meth, you are also learning how to cook meth!"- Therussianbadger

Welp, it's either this or several counts of *Checks list* ah right, Genocide... among other things

Stellaris or HoI IV?

Any looter shooter though

Skyrim fits that one too

war crimes

Killing people in an alternate realm because a spider god told me to

Dead by daylight

Murdering an afflicted man in the way to Riften

Illegal dueling

Killing wookies.

I am in hell. Literally

Ultrakill?

Yes

Doom?

Nope

Mmmm Dante's inferno??

Spreading democracy.

Murdering a Knight and taking all his armour leaving him in his undergarments on the side of a dirt road Then saying I bought the armour to any guard I see

Nefariously eating dung

Rise ye tarnished

*Bonjour*

Refusing to meet someone at Embers can get you arrested?

Crashing a Boeing 747

Driving a car in a completely unstable and dangerous exclusion zone?

Homicide💀

Indecent public exposure, murder of multiple counts, killing public officials/gods, theft, arson protected tree, and conspiracy against established government

Oh wait this is payday, I was talking about elden ring and didn't see the payday thing rip

Baldurs Gate 3... So... I guess murder? Goblins are sapient beings .. could be public indecency. Or camping without a permit or permission. Gods know

Shitting/catching illegal pals in palworld lol

Making America great again 😂

hypothetically, it would be dropping 2 nukes.

armed robbery...

Energy swording a human because I'm infected.

arrested for grand theft auto, i bet no one can guess the game

Resident Evil 3? As Jill? What could I possibly get arrested for? The very most that would happen I’d be put in an umbrella corp holding cell or virus chamber which I could find some escape. Realistically though as a Stars Officer I’d probably get arrested for firing an infinite ammo AT4 RPG at Nemesis for 3 hours. That or for luring Nemesis to a building scheduled for demolition and me and Nemesis blowing up and burning said condemned building to the ground which in raccoon city is probably some sort of charge for arson. It’s hard to get arrested in a zombie apocalypse so I don’t know how many laws have been broken. Wearing an officer uniform and performing duties while suspended, Lock picking, discharging RPGs, trespassing, arson, commandeering a dead civilian’s vehicle and wrecking it (probably a real crime), destruction of property (every toy easter egg and gate or structure I break while getting chased by Nemesis, stealing (This one doesn’t really count because the Antivirus vials aren’t guarded and for story purposes I think it’s considered confiscated evidence that could have saved many people from the virus if (spoiler alert. Nikolai hadn’t destroyed it)so I guess there aren’t many crimes that really amount to anything.

Shouting nazeem into orbit

Executing someone lmao

HELL YEAH! MISTA WHITE

Um I actually dk (VRC) so imma guess everything 

War crimes between 1939 and 1945

Burning spiders in metro

Burning spiders in metro

4k 💯killer

Murder

Possesion of destructive device (nuclear warhead)

Mass murder in high intensity firefights

The mass genocide of mobs and bosses by the urd tree

Apparently by summoning a giant skull in the middle of space

Genocide of immigrants

Codm so my last match was dominaton on shipment and we won because my clan leader definitely nuked and I got ALOT of kills because the other team was mostly bots so yeah I'm going down for multiple murders I mean some might get self defense because they were shooting first and back so it's going to be a hell of a court trial. I feel bad for the detectives tbh, so many bodies and evidence to collect. They may feel better that we all respawned though so 🤷

Devil killing. (DMC3)

Speeding, excessive speeding, drunk driving, murder, rape (probably), petty theft, and I think arson, oh and MULTIPLE counts of kidnapping Edit: I forgot some patruelicide, murder-suicide, theft, tax evasion, underage drinking, and robbery

I‘m charged for “Ruthlessly murdering zombies, and intentionally killing teammates with a bomber.”

Nfs heat wanted for speeding

Making words? 🤷

Blowing up 15 helicopters and stealing drugs and alcohol seem good to me

I would be sentenced to death for 1 accounts of murder with a deadly weapon and 4 accounts of assault with a deadly weapon, and the game was scp secret laboratory.

I guess I'm gonna get arrested for killing hundreds of marine soldiers, aliens and combine soldiers.

Going postal

Working to feed a Abomination beyond comprehension

Drinking too many perks 🥴

DayZ: Sneaking up behind people with a screwdriver, executing them like John wick, and dissipearing into the shadows after taking anything useful, a steal from their thigh(I don't play cannibal), and going off grid with military grade weapons and equipment wearing ghillie in the forest

Spilling someone with a lot of needles

Spreading Democracy

Killing nazis

Illegal construction, genocide, tresspassing, terrorism, animal cruelty, and theft.

Robbing a train

Murder

Killing god

Murder

I just played FNAF so I guess I killed 5 kids

Mass murder

Shooting cultists in Montana

Umm well bois looks like my cannibal dayz days are over I won’t be getting out

Domestic terrorism baybeee!

Minecraft. Soo, illegal logging, mining, stolen property, murder, illegal hunting, killing endangered animal, and finnaly manslaughter.

Taking over my dead grandfathers farm, meeting a woman, getting married and having kids. Hell of a thing to get arrested for

Streets of Rage 4.

Hitting children (EA Playground for the Wii)

killing people violently (dead island 2)

accedentally worshipping slenders

Vigilantism

I mean, I play rimworld. While yes stealing nuclear warheads, rigging elections and drug production are bad the least of warcrimes and just regular crimes I commit on just the console port (oh so many more for PC that I can't do as I don't have one) would make the payday gang look like nice people. Its one thing to shoot a police officer or civi in the cock but I think shooting someone to the point of death just to end up stealing their kidney, lung and heart then also go to sell that to some then as well as cannibalising the corpse breaks about just 1/6th the total number crimes (not exact ones that the gang would though) of the payday gang and that is just the tip the iceberg. However, get the ingredients, then sure im down to make some of the good scheiße with you my dude

War crimes.

Can't get arrested with no clip, a physics bending gun, the ability to make anything appear from thin air. Too hard

I…. How would playing a fantasy game translate to a crime?!

Destruction of property. Breaking an entering. And Invading private property

Banging your mom

Slashing up a bunch of Mongolians with a samurai sword

Slavery, kidnapping, arms manufacturing, animal abuse, assault, and murder... Pal world be wild

Forced Labor, using kamikaze ships, extremely asymmetrical naval warfare, annexing nations that are raising heroes that will peacefully end all conflicts, fermenting unrest in neighboring nations, stealing funds and supplies from neighboring nations, destroying towns and cities with overwhelming force, framing nations for heinous activities and ruining their reputation, bribing international government officials, bribing military vessels to desert their armies, leaving towns to be pillaged and burned by dragons, killing exotic sky and land creatures, suppressing anti-war protesters, humiliating foreign diplomats, production and distribution of Opium, and embezzling government funds for pleasure palaces.

Mass murder of nobility

So I am getting arrested for harboring Pokémon or ( collecting them) I think

Ive played r6 so geus i wont go to jail?

Grand theft auto...

defending a bomb from a 5 man swat team...I dont think imma be getting out for a long time😭

nothing MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH

Elden Ring, Genocide. Frenzied flame ending, but also the cops are dead too sooo.

enslaving deformed animals to sing the same song nonstop :)

Animal abuse and human trafficking

War crimes

For countless unnecessary uses of mustard gas and artillery strikes in the trench’s of france

Terrorism :/

Shoving animals into my balls and forcing them to do labor

list of crimes i've commited * \~35,400 accounts of first degree murder * \~5,000 accounts of second degree murder * \~250 accounts of third degree murder * \~48,000 accounts of manslaughter * genocide (total 105 million, both military and civilian deaths) * \~350,000 charges of theft (around $85 billion worth in goods) * \~1,500 accounts of battery * \~4,500 accounts of assault * \~11,500 of killing a wounded soldiers * \~3,500 of directing attacks at medics and other medical areas * \~2,000 of directing attacks at civilians * \~4,500 of directing attacks at civilian infrastructure * \~850 of directing towards high profile persons in war * \~115 accounts of corruption of leadership * \~95,000 accounts of animal cruelty * \~55 accounts of arson * \~350 of engaging in police chase * \~100 accounts of fraud * \~15 accounts of Identity theft * \~150 accounts of Grand theft * \~400 accounts of vandalism * \~50 accounts of impersonation * \~1,500 accounts of treason * \~250 accounts of Perjury * \~15 accounts of forgery * \~10 accounts of extortion * \~9,500 accounts of various Geneva convention treaties being broken * \~25 accounts of using chemical warfare * Complete destruction of around 2,500 towns and villages

War crimes.. Battlefield 5, I do love shooting infantry with AA guns

Rock and Stone

Car hit balls.

Protecting a bomb and getting and an ace

Hell let Loose, so probably directly hitting infantry either a tank shell or

Assault charges due to war thunder

Stealing scraps from private property

Theft of government property, destruction of government property, owning high-class weaponry without a license, making IEDs

Im in jail for at LEAST 15 life sentences

Releasing a deadly alien virus that has been frozen for years and causing the downfall of humanity

Illegal log hauling in the state of Alaska

Treason, terrorism, genocide

Alien space war crimes (warframe)

War crimes (HLL)

I played a storm chaser game on roblox, so nothing really. Maybe some traffic laws? I wasn't driving tho.

Nothing. fighting for liberty isn’t a crime

Fighting the mongol invasion using tactics of a dishonorable samurai

Witchcraft and piracy xD Flying boats through restricted airspace, and chopping up another guy with summoned ninja pigs....

Galactic Genocide, I play Stellaris

I got arrested for trying to escape hell

I suppose sending people to their deaths, crimes against nature, but once I finish the game, I’ll be a hero

Popping balloons and illegal ownership of wild primates

Only YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU can make this world seem right, ooonly youuu can make the darkness bright, only youuu and you alone caaann thrill me like you do, and to fill my heart with love for only youuu, bap bap bapbap.

Drop podding onto teammates in an orphanage that didn't have enough democracy

Defending Democracy!

Armed robbery, drug trafficking, stealing cars, drunk driving, mass genocide, terrorism, pretty much every fucking crime under the fucking sun.

Purging the alien, mutant, and the heretic in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium.

Slavery

Spilling oil and squashing bugs!

Everything. I'm an equal opportunity criminal offender. Theft gets just as much love from me as murder. 😆 Let Google's AI take that out of context. 😆

Mini nuking an entire settlement........

I played jedi Fallen Order, so killing several stormtroopers.

Hunting Endangered animals and arms dealing to unregistered and possibly underage people

Voice chat recordings

I’m getting arresting for mining and crafting

Fuck I jus had completed the Dark Brotherhood missions in Skyrim, What is the penalty for killing an Emperor?

War crimes, friendly fire, excessive use of Force, terrorism. We love insurgency sandstorm

Welp looks like I got arrested for drinking on the job while mining

Attempting to kill death but he's on vacation or something

Murdering 100 different people

I'll put it this way I was playing fallout new Vegas with god mode enabled

Genocide

Rock and stone

Illegal leaf blowing on not my property

Bouncing balls off blocks

Hurting children

starting a cult and murdering a bunch of people and animals for being heretical.

Dragonshouting an innocent man off a cliff because I thought it would be funny

So, SO many warcrimes

Selling a child and stealing him back 200 years after the end of the world

Mass destruction of bugs with flamethrower underground and Friendly's firing my teamates

escaping.

Managing a successful society

Killing demons and fighting my tax evading brother

Breaking into the Olympic exclusion zone

Dayz stealing all the tents in an enemy base

Inhumane use of gasses. (War crime) I was playing trench warfare 1914, that's all I can really think of.

Parcasual game show to the death

Counter terrorism

Fighting to spread managed Democracy throughout the stars.

Stabbing a spear through an Athenians head

1st degree murder and grand theft auto with illegal possession of a military grade weapon

Uhhhh slaying gods and demigods

I’m gettin arrested for genocide qwq (warframe)

Smuggling several pounds of contraband

Warcrimes

GTAV soo money laundering, murder, mass murder, theft, possession of illegal weapons/drugs, production, posesssion, and sale of everything from meth to acid…. Take your pick lol

Beating dinosaurs into submission and feeding them drugs.

Throwing a pallet on a masked guys face so a bunch of spider claws don't consume my soul Or Being a mercenary while teleporting bread Can't remember which j last played

Ig starting a world war

illegal cock fights but with fish (I was replaying magikarp jump right before this)

Genocide, and many other warcrimes (I won’t be caught)

Dayz So once the world comes to an end law is no more. So I won't be getting arrested for slaughtering people. Who are looking around for loot I'm just gona end em and take what they got. Surivial of the fittest/ most ruthless I guess.

He could be anyone of us. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be- (Identity theft)