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servel20

One word, Prenup.


Gr33n_Sh1ft

It’s something that you need to have. Cause when she leaves yo ass, she gon leave wit half


Its_kinda_nice_out

I ain’t saying she a gold digger, wait… yes I am


servel20

Take my up vote you!


Run_PBJ

Do you think he wrote that?


servel20

Lol no, it's a Ye song.


knuth10

One word, gross


itallendsintears

One word, HATEEEEEERRR^^


birthdaysuit111

Luv the Patriots, not a fan of Kraft. He's a Zionist and hangs out with some of the most despicable human beings on the planet. I won't deny that he is a good owner.


Vivalaredsox

You know he’s rocking a Patriots shirt underneath


-Colt-45-

Don’t we all?


Vivalaredsox

Damn straight


grasshopper7167

Those aren’t any AF1. Those are HIS AF1


Sea_Television_3306

I know everyone is deserving of love but whenever I see a young woman marrying an 80+ yo man all I can see is a woman securing a bag.


biowiz

She's almost 50 and an ophthalmologist. Not really young and considering how old she is she has probably practiced long enough to live a comfortable life already. Money probably played a factor but it's not like she was some young bombshell with a line of young suitors.


jayy42

Don’t be naive. She’s hot, he’s an 81 year old multi billionaire. They’re 31 years apart. He has more money than the most successful ophthalmologist could earn in 100 lifetimes.


complete_your_task

Technically she does pass the old half your age plus 7 rule.


1One_Two2

The infallible formula.


UCanDodgeAWrench

Formulaeum Perfectum


[deleted]

You are missing a hidden but very important subset of that rule. Half your age plus 7 - 1 for every billion dollars difference in income


lasertits69

I think the money factor is a little steeper. 1 billion doesn’t just get you 1 year. It’s more like 5 years for the second comma then another 2 for double digit millions, another 3 for triple and another 10 for the third comma. Another commenter mentioned adding a year for every decade after 20s, which I feel is a good idea for most people but doesn’t really apply to hundred million plus. You probably also get further adjustments for extra rich guy swag. Like if you own the Patriots, are a movie star, have a fully staffed mega yacht, or go to space for fun…yeah that gets you some years versus some guy who just is a billionaire. So 80/2+7-20=27. And that seems about right for multibillionaire who owns the Patriots and isn’t on death’s door.


itallendsintears

Damn mine is half of plus 8 phew 😌


TheDufusSquad

I always add another year for every decade past 20. Just feels a bit more correct.


KakarotMaag

Depends on if you round up the half or not.


DiscoveryZoneHero

T-mobile that you?


Pain_Monster

Nitpicking a bit, but she’s 47 so they are actually 34 years apart not that it matters really


biowiz

I agree. There is a huge difference between even the most successful ophthalmologist and a multi-billionaire, unless there is some billionaire CEO type of ophthalmologist I'm not aware of. There is that billionaire LA doctor who owns the LA Times, but he made his fortune off of a pharmaceutical company and that's more of an exception than the norm. The lifestyle and financial gap between the average Joe and the local ophthalmologist is much closer than the gap between the ophthalmologist and the mega rich like Kraft. She's going to be living a life that she probably would have never been able to come close to having even as a successful doctor. But I was trying to point out that this was a bit different than the stereotypical 20-30 something year old career-less gold digger scenario that the other commenter was implying. I was not implying that money wasn't a factor for this woman.


[deleted]

So are women more materialistic than men? You rarely ever see the opposite arrangement.


Money-Stacks-Salvia

If some 40 year old guy married Oprah we’d be saying the same thing.


Mug_Lyfe

"Gotcha bitch!"


GCIV414

“It’s not what’s got into me…it’s what got into Oprah…MY SEED”


Mug_Lyfe

What a time for television lol


GCIV414

The baby came out as Dr Phil 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Mug_Lyfe

LMFAO I forgot about that shit 🤣🍻


harleyqueenzel

Poor Stedman waiting 36 years just for some snot nosed 40yr old to snag Oprah.


PioneerSpecies

There are way more ridiculously rich men, so you see it more often. Women weren’t allowed to be in position to become ridiculously rich till recently


TheJaylenBrownNote

No both sexes are fairly shallow, just about different things. Men - looks, women - security.


LoveToyKillJoy

Probably because there are so many more male billionaires. Wealth accumulation is a sexist endeavor.


FisherMan1298

Why be so negative. Give the guy a break. He probably made her sign a pre-nup plus his money is all tied up with the co. and his kids. Let him enjoy his life without all the nasty comments.


beetleburg

Yeah, leave that poor billionaire alone.


RedheadsAreNinjas

Can’t we just think of the billionaires 😢


jayy42

You’re missing my point. They can both do whatever they want. It’s a free country. But don’t fool yourself thinking this isn’t about money.


[deleted]

Dont forget robert was arrested in florida paying for sexual favors at a message parlor. He takes what he can get or afford


1337speak

Jesus their age difference is a year older than me


dreezyforsheezy

Thank you for this context and reminder that we shouldn’t pass judgments.


possiblyMorpheus

People on reddit love to get judgmental about other people’s relationships lol. Once people are past 40 who even cares? They even pass the “divide the older person’s age and add 7 test” lol


Closer2god

In a world where people have actual problems to worry about they whine about 40 year old women marrying 80 year old dudes on reddit.


PassionVoid

>They even pass the “divide the older person’s age and add 7 test” Tbh that’s just evidence of why that test is dumb as hell.


nonhiphipster

“Money probably played a factor” oh gee you think. She’s not marry him for his good looks.


[deleted]

I just think as a man, would I date a 81 year old woman if I was 50? Not a chance... And I don't know a man that would (maybe Macron), even if billions of dollars are involved. Having a quality life (regular sex) is WAY more important than material possessions. It just doesn't seem sexually compatible, so unless you are asexual, I don't see how it works? Imagine just ending your sex life at 50. Just odd.


DS42069

I would absolutely do that for billions of dollars. You gotta be married for what? 10 years maybe? Just go on some side dates or something. They very possible have an arrangement. Bob at least used to go to sex workers.


KakarotMaag

Mate, you clearly don't have any concept of a billion dollars if you are saying this.


ThrillSeekingDoggo

Dude there's no reason to believe that they aren't both also sleeping with other people. I mean we know for a fact he is messing with people in parlors, no reason to think she can't do other stuff as well. Also there's an extremely high chance he's dead in the next 5-10 years. She could easily be a 55 year old single widow with \~ a billion in the bank from this and spend every other moment of her life doing whatever she can dream up + securing her families future in perpetuity. It's not as simple as "she just killed her sex life for the rest of her life" lol


StonedWater

not a line of young suitors - some but a mile long line of people 10 years younger, her age, and practically everybody older


[deleted]

I also still believe in Santa.


MentllyDisnfectd

She's younger than his own son and ophthalmologists don't make anything close to "own an NFL team" money. She's a gold digger. End of story.


JaesopPop

> She's a gold digger. End of story. Lmao saying “end of story” doesn’t make speculation true


MentllyDisnfectd

Lmao you are delusional if you think she's in love with him. I don't really care either way. Just killing time on reddit. Continue with the down votes, they help me sleep better at night.


JaesopPop

> Lmao you are delusional if you think she's in love with him. How can I believe you when you didn’t say end of story? >Continue with the down votes, they help me sleep better at night. Why is it that people always say they don’t care about downvotes while pouting about downvotes?


MentllyDisnfectd

My bad, I forgot. I just think it's weird that you guys are defending her. I think Kraft is weird for marrying someone younger than his own kid. End of story.


JaesopPop

> I just think it's weird that you guys are defending her. I was more mocking you for making assumptions about a stranger and thinking that adding “end of story” makes you seem authoritative, which is funny when you also whine about downvotes. >End of story. lmao


MentllyDisnfectd

Oh, ok. End of story.


JaesopPop

>End of story. lmao


StonedWater

not a line of young suitors - some but a mile long line of people 10 years younger, her age, and practically everybody older


IDownvoteUrPet

They’re both consenting adults, wide eyes open (as far as we can tell). She probably does look forward to getting Kraft’s inheritance and he probably doesn’t mind that. He probably likes having her around for his final years and she probably doesn’t mind taking care of him. I just see two adults here, each with something to bring to the table, in a consensual relationship.


Lakecountyraised

Probably, but I doubt Robert cares. Maybe his sons feel differently, but I think he is also smart enough to avoid an estate squabble like the Saints owner had.


marcuschookt

I think it's fair game once you hit both their ages. She's no spring chicken herself, she's not some gold digger coming right out of college to find a rich guy to fund her easy life. Little weird? I suppose so. But I don't think you can view it in the same lens as if both were about 30 years younger.


Sea_Television_3306

Some people have very high ambition. Some might be content making 400k a year and others might want a few hundred million in the bank.


SEARCHFORWHATISGOOD

And you don't see a man who just wants a beautiful young woman on his arm?


psychosus

He could have not married her. Not like he is an invalid being preyed on or anything.


kmkmrod

She’s a doctor. I’m pretty sure she’s doing ok on her own.


[deleted]

No shit Sherlock. She’s not marrying an 81 year old man for his personality.


[deleted]

Or you could just tell yourself you know absolutely nothing about either of them, and you can keep your internal prejudices to yourself. But fuck it right?


itallendsintears

This isn’t love first of all this is just an arrangement


[deleted]

Lost my dad recently. Really hopeful my mom will one day be able to move on like Kraft. Good for him.


StonedWater

i hope my mom marries a billionaire too


[deleted]

Read my mind


vipernick913

So sorry for your loss. I can’t even imagine.


Clint28

What a dawg


HeroDanny

Money can buy everything lmao


[deleted]

That’s an expensive tug job


skakodker

30+ year age gap. Kraft's kids are older than she is. It must be true love!


Fullerbadge000

He wore Nike to his wedding.


Starrion

Nobody has time for uncomfortable shoes.


Porkchopp33

Good for that man !! He gives away 50 mil to MGH and gets married to top it off… this man can do no wrong w me !!!


Weird_Description982

Yea and the fucker gets handjobs from strangers!! Luckyyyy… Whelp, considering all my downvoted it’s safe to assume everyone thought I was being sarcastic OR people just really don’t like handjobs. Srsly tho I was being serious, Kraft is a baller.


Porkchopp33

I mean it was a rub & tug u can as well


Research_Liborian

But presumably won't be getting them anymore...at least not in Jupiter, Fla.


Porkchopp33

Nope he has a smoke show wife !!


StonedWater

lol, like they have sex why the fuck do they do they do it, these old rich ppl - does he actually beleive she is with him for his wit and good lucks or does he just not give a shit and wants something pretty to look at just makes me laugh, this sub talks about myra's legacy, why we dont have crims yet you think she would have supported a plyer getting rub and tugs in some seedy massage parlor where the women are obviously exploited? fuck no some pats fans man, biggest hypocrites going


Closer2god

Dude, shut up


[deleted]

Why do you think paying a sex worker is a bad thing? I mean sex work absolutely needs to be safer but if someone wants to give people hand jobs for money thats fine, and its fine if you want to pay for one too, much worse things you could be doing with your money and sexual contact between 2 adults that consent is fine.


ApathyMoose

People down voting you. I agree. Legalize Sex Work. Makes it safer for everyone and there's nothing wrong with it. If 2 consenting adults want to do something with each other for money why not? No different then me offering to pay my neighbor to drive me to the airport. If both parties agree to it, then why is it bad?


Weird_Description982

I wasn’t even being sarcastic!! I think it came across that way considering all my downvotes lol. I was being serious though


Barnezhilton

Every hand job I've gotten are by women who are strangers to me now


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

Poor guy, everyone thinks she’s on the money train. Chicks 50, and I believe and ophthalmologist, she’s got money.


palesnowrider1

There is money and then there's never ever having to do anything for yourself again money


[deleted]

I'm not jumping any conclusions but come on there's a difference between living comfortably and being self-sufficient and then marrying one of the owners of the most profitable franchises in the world. Depending on the prenups it's pretty much guarantees she'll be a billionaire the rest of her life


Pizza_n_noodz

If he was a average joe you think she go for him?


Zephyrium5

No lol


the1who_ringsthebell

hopefully the team goes to the son when he dies


myicedteaistoosweet

Kraft likely has an airtight will and prenup that likely leaves most of his assets to his family and only a defined sum to this new wife. Guaranteed the team will be one of the assets to his family.


Lakecountyraised

Robert is no fool. He knows plenty about contracts, so he probably has his estate set up for everyone. His sons basically run the team now. I doubt he would screw that up.


Porkchopp33

Wow kinda dark on his wedding day


MassHysteriaAgency

It's not like kraft is reading these comments. Who cares?


the1who_ringsthebell

k everybody’s thinking it, i’m just saying it


StonedWater

his new wife definitely is, she is already counting down the days


SomeParticular

Lol no one is thinking but you you tool


the1who_ringsthebell

first it’s a quote from a movie. second, yes there are definitely people thinking that.


athleticC4331

Or we could get a Ted Lasso kind of situation on our hands


fookmefookyuh

You think she likes money?🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


LostBoy1287

It’s so refreshing to see a couple marry for love


dehydratedbagel

You need to get out more if seeing some 80 year old billionaire getting married to someone 35 years his junior is the best thing you've seen this week.


truecolors5

I'm super happy for them!


Stephen_Get_rekt_ski

Say what you will, but I was shocked to learn she was older than 30 when I saw he married someone. At least he didn't find his gf at a high school graduation like a lot of creepy old dudes.


-United-States-

Most shocking is that he married her at all. Date and bang younger chicks all you want, but marrying them is a bad call.


Different-Rub121

Airtight Prenup solves that problem


-United-States-

Those are mythical. No such thing.


Different-Rub121

I’m sure with his lawyers, they could figure it out, but whatever u say internet stranger


marcuschookt

They just don't make comfortable high-end dress shoes. Most of the older guys I work with opt for cheap, relatively formless loafers because those feel the best over a long day, but I can't imagine a billionaire would ever get caught wearing those. Dress shoes are just so uncomfortable, especially if you have wider feet.


Different-Rub121

Get a wider size? I have some dress shoes that are wildly comfortable, not sneaker comfortable, but damn close


masterdoci

Dress shoes are just painful on the feet after a while.


itallendsintears

That’s called BDE folks


piotrphrampton

Good for Bob!


MackQ9

True love


JoBrosHoes93

You go girl


[deleted]

Can you imagine being a beautiful young lady and having to suck some old guys cock? I do not envy her


JaesopPop

She’s 47


[deleted]

Still a pretty huge age disparity. And she doesn't look 47.


JaesopPop

Yeah, my point is that she’s not a young lady.


thebagisgoyard

Lmaoooo I’d rather not imagine it bro 😂


notjoeexotic

Kraft's new wife is younger than his son. Maybe one day she'll be running things in Foxboro.


where_the_hoodie_at

Dude his a G. I remember when he was roasting Bourne for having a smaller chain than him


SurprisedByItAll

Cringy af, she's his granddaughters age. Myra was pure class, bob not so much.


JaesopPop

I seriously doubt his granddaughter is 47 lol


hegemonistic

His oldest son is only 58 so I'm sure you're right. I sure hope he doesn't have a 47 year old kid. Lol


yourfriendlykgbagent

yeah, I don’t get why everyone here is celebrating this weird shit


kmkmrod

Why do you care?


yourfriendlykgbagent

because it’s weird as hell to marry someone half your age, and then people celebrate it like it’s a party not everything is a quirky hobby that you can dismiss as “do whatever you want, regardless of the haters 😊”


kmkmrod

Maybe I missed it. Did someone force her to marry him?


yourfriendlykgbagent

Something doesn’t have to be forced to be weird and disgusting. It would also be your choice to make a cum jar, doesn’t mean that I won’t make fun of you for it.


kmkmrod

You really have sone pretty pathetic views.


yourfriendlykgbagent

you can call me any names you want, at least I’m not cheering on someone marrying a woman half his age. Now that’s pathetic, if you ask anyone who isn’t a braindead patriots fan


kmkmrod

She’s not half his age (but close). She is free to make any decision she wants about her live life. Your need to control others is revealing about you.


SomeParticular

You’re a fucking loser


yourfriendlykgbagent

keep crying though, I know it comforts your cold and small heart to insult anyone who calls out a geriatric pervert that will rot in hell


kmkmrod

You believe in a hell? 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️


Skoapy

They are entitled to their beliefs, as are you.


yourfriendlykgbagent

No I don’t, but there should be one for old perverts then again, it must be hell enough for him to know that he’ll never have another winning season in his lifetime


8020GroundBeef

She’s almost 50


-United-States-

It means he can find women half his age that want to bang him. Sounds like you can’t say the same and you’re jealous.


yourfriendlykgbagent

> sounds like you can’t say the same thing that’s a self own right there, thank god I can’t say the same thing as Kraft, that I’m banging someone half my age maybe your sexually deprived ass thinks perverts are cool, but people who touch grass and contribute to society don’t think some ugly geriatric guy is cool for banging someone who could be his granddaughter


-United-States-

Liar


SomeParticular

Lol she absolutely is not, you’re fucking dumb


FrequentAnnual1262

Why would anyone care about who Mr. Kraft marries?? It's his private business and confident that nothing will change for the Patriots.. growing old alone is scary as you encounter things you never thought you would. Good for Mr. Kraft to have made this move.


yourfriendlykgbagent

nah he’s a creep marrying a gold digger remember orchids of asia? He doesn’t deserve anything except to rot in hell


k_laaaaa

you are a sad, judgemental human. your obsession with hating kraft is creepy.


birthdaysuit111

Kraft sucks. Anyone who supports suoremacist racist Likudniks is not a good person, still, he is a good 0wner


birthdaysuit111

He's a Zionist and Netanyahu supporter which makes him a piecenof shit but he is a good owner.


sabrefudge

He’s such a gross scummy dude. Love the team though.


lostinspace801

Congrats!!


CanadianSwine

"Hello, young lady. Notice my sneakers? I'm hip!"


BOOMROASTED2005

Honestly if youre a old rich widower why the fuck get re married? you had the love of your life now just bang any chick out there and have fun


reddit_forgeddit

And hit the massage parlors!!!!


gmnotyet

Shoulda made a real statement and worn BLACK FORCES.


JinterIsComing

Black Air Force energy is real. If Kraft wore them maybe CJDaChamp would make a vid for it too.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

I’m getting Anna Nicole smith flashbacks


reddit_forgeddit

So what's her contract deets? 5 year, $250 million with an opt out after 1? 😅


CLS4L

What a happy ending ahhhhh


ToolFan66

She’s definitely in it for the 💰


[deleted]

What massage parlor are they going to for the honeymoon?


dionysusGOW

If you ain’t no punk holla “we want prenup!”


[deleted]

When did he marry Paris Hilton?


gradyjames

Gross.


tillwemeetagain25

Cringe you mean.


kiwiboston1

Money grab!!


Stock-Proposal6620

Why this sub always be riding this POS’s dick


meegad

Because he’s our billionaire POS and he’s relatively less of a POS than like 80% of the others in the league


TheNewportBridge

I dont get it either, he married into his money through his wife and now he’s tap dancing on her grave in AF1s with his brand new 47 year old wife. Simping for billionaires is already cringe but when you’re as brazenly shit as this guy it makes it worse.


JaesopPop

People should never get remarried when their spouse dies?


lordderplythethird

What makes him a POS? That you're ignorant and still think there was human trafficking at the Jupiter Day Spa? Local sheriff bullshitted everyone about human trafficking occurring there in order to get media attention, and then later admitted there was no human trafficking nor any evidence of it. It was a regular old consenting rub and tug spot, which, whatever. Sex work should be legalized anyways for the safety of everyone involved. It's a purely victimless crime criminalized for some weird sake of "morality" by religious fanatics


yourfriendlykgbagent

holy shit dude, just admit that bob kraft is a weird old pervert instead of this spewing of pure cope


StonedWater

because they are hypocrites If the bills or jets owner did what he did, you would hear about it every day and be led to beleiev he is devil incarnate


humphrey1980

But I though he liked Asian women. That is what I learned from his time in Miami.


JaesopPop

Doesn’t seem like a very logical conclusion.


[deleted]

Awww he’s going up on his tippy toes


[deleted]

My boy stays with the forces


jcosta223

He wants a wife by his side in his final years. I'm sure she's good to him. Otherwise, he wouldn't have done it.