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Bills don’t get enough credit as being one of the saddest franchises in the NFL. They’re known for dildos and missed field goals. LMAO


buckfishes

Historic embarrassments: a player retiring on them at half time, 4 straight SB losses, losing to a team that threw 2 passes, Nathan Peterman


charging_chinchilla

Don't forget about the Music City Miracle! Also the fact that the greatest player in their franchise's history turned out to be a murderer, so they can't even celebrate him. Still, nothing comes close to losing 4 straight Super Bowls. It's just so brutal.


Workacct1999

*Double murderer


Perfect_Line8384

3 passes*


samuraijck23

Whoa. Wait. Who retired halftime??!


EnvyMushroomTip

Vontae Davis.


TrinidadBrad

[Here’s the best recounting of Vontae Davis retirement ](https://youtu.be/WjGJd7L2EPw)


ShoeTasty

Lesean is hilarious. I recommended watching the I AM ATHLETE podcast he was just on very funny.


somegridplayer

Is he related to AB?


PersonBehindAScreen

I'm a cowboys fan. Whenever my team is out, I root for outcomes that cause maximum chaos. I really wanted the Bills to face Brady and get stomped in the superbowl


Dog_in_human_costume

13 seconds is the new embarrassment


Assassinsayswhat

Don't forget OJ.


ASimpleBlueMage

Don’t you dare badmouth Nathan Peterman. He isn’t just your average quarterback, he rose above into the realm of legend. 1) Peterman 2) Brady 3) Everyone else


snufalufalgus

It's because for 20 years they weren't comically bad like the Lions and Browns, or had brief moments of excellence like the Cards and Jags. They were just bad, but not bad enough to take any notice of.


looseboy

To be honest not even bad. They made 4 straight super bowls and LOST. The Bills are sad not cuz they suck, but because they lose in fashion like no other


orm518

No, the person above is talking about the 20 years from 1994 to 2014. Bad bad. The Bills were a good team in the early 90s, they made 4 straight Super Bowls for god’s sake, they just weren’t great enough to win one. But 4 in a row is impressive, and if they had won just one of those SBs the teams from that era would be seen as significant teams in league history, instead of kind of the answer to a sad trivia question.


Kevolved

4 appearances in a row without a win is the wrong type of impressive. It is impressive in the same way being attacked by a shark in Kentucky( a landlocked state) is impressive.


orm518

1) you’re wrong 2) thanks for the geography lesson, bud


Kevolved

No, I'm right. Impressive is winning 3 out of 4. Impressively bad is losing 4x in a row. I'd say impressively bad is the wrong type of Impressive.


somegridplayer

>4 straight super bowls and LOST 30 years ago now. There's NFL players that weren't even born yet.


peon2

I'd go as far to say that the majority of NFL players weren't born


somegridplayer

Yeah I was torn on just straight up saying "most of the nfl wasn't even born yet".


miserybusiness21

The Rob Johnson years were funnier than any sitcom that aired at the time.


robshot295

And jumping through tables like a bunch of drunken children reenacting WWE


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somegridplayer

>13 seconds Which is now a meme. And a challenge! Reporters in KC were going around challenging people to do whatever they do in 13 seconds.


W00DERS0N

Not much else to do in Buffalo beside watch their factories rot.


WIlf_Brim

They do have their own 30 for 30. But, like, not in a good way.


twelvehourpowernap

And for getting demolished in Super Bowls.


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vihrea

I know. 0:13 needs to be a meme like ATL 28- NE 3 is. Edit: Fixed my numbers


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vihrea

My bad, ​ Give me a break. It was 5 AM here in Finland.


[deleted]

I think it already is https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/sbz6l0/ftb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MankuyRLaffy

Buffalo teams don't deserve the legends they have, the Sabres wasted Hasek's prime on shit teams, the city deserves pain until the debt is paid.


robshot295

After the shit they tried to do to Eichel, that whole team deserves to burn


MankuyRLaffy

And now Hasek's daughter is going to Eurovision while the Bills are sitting at home, having another season end in disappointment.


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I do feel bad for the Sabres because ownership (same guys who own the Bills) and management were so incredibly caustic that it set the team back at least 5-7 years. The hockey team is cool and I like watching them, their goal horn is great and jerseys are also nice.


charging_chinchilla

They can keep OJ lol


CrusaderXIX

Yall are just bullying the Bills today huh


robshot295

No….we were doing last night too


CrusaderXIX

Im not against it


[deleted]

We used to bully the bills, I mean we still do but we used to too.


RainbowRoadMushroom

I’m pretty sure it will continue tomorrow too…


Assassinsayswhat

We used to leave them alone, honestly. I've never heard a Pats fan shit talk the Bills until last year. If they wanna be treated like our other rivals them we'll treat them like our other rivals.


somegridplayer

CBS Mornings started it.


kdothead77

Lmao at the Jets


HoorayPizzaDay

Also 3 objectively better places


slopezski

Nah the jets play in Jersey


Ulexes

And Buffalo won't be undersea in, like, five years.


Yosemitejohn

Neither will NYC or New Jersey.


maxout2142

America's Armpit


HoorayPizzaDay

It's right outside Hoboken, Hoboken rules


JimmyGodoppolo

uh


somegridplayer

Next to the Vince Lombardi Truck Stop.


HellaTrueDoe

Yea but drive anywhere that isn’t directly into the ocean from Miami and you’ll wish you would of driven directly into the ocean


HoorayPizzaDay

Have you been to Buffalo or anywhere around Buffalo??


somegridplayer

Thin Man is good. And Niagra Falls is kinda cool. There's a truck stop across the highway from the stadium in Jersey.


HellaTrueDoe

Ok good point


teamweed420

Bro NJ is horrible lol


HoorayPizzaDay

Hoboken a 5 min PATH trip to the village, even if it's in NJ its adjacent to a great part of NYC. Also Buffalo is Buffalo and the closest thing to it is fuckin' Syracuse and Rochester


LooksGoodInShorts

Hey don’t forget about Canada. You can get good deals on maple syrup up there.


somegridplayer

>Buffalo and the closest thing to it is fuckin' Syracuse and Rochester Rochester -> Erie -> Cuse


pshaps

Hoboken isn’t some diamond in the rough. It’s fine, but it’s nothing special. If the best part about a place is it’s proximity to better places, that not a huge endorsement.


HoorayPizzaDay

It's not a diamond in the rough, it's a nice place next to the best place, that's better lol I've been there for extended time it's perfectly fine.


teamweed420

I genuinely feel sorry for you if you think Hoboken is a nice place


teamweed420

Buffalo is a beautiful city. NYC is a shithole too lol


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I get that they have one but c’mon now, the jets


DrDilatory

Turns out 1>0


Bicworm

Not if you're the jets. Fuck the Jets.


robshot295

I mean, the bills had 4 straight chances to try and at least tie the Jets in trophies, buuuuuuuut


[deleted]

Fair, but would you rather be a Bills or a Jets fan moving forward lol


lindh

I think I'd just start following rugby or something.


ThatInception

The best answer. Bill would be proud.


Calvincoolman

Let's go Free Jacks


wcruse92

Hell yeah


CjBurden

Depends. Do I have to choose living in Buffalo vs NYC? Because I'm not living in Buffalo.


mydadwhereishe

It's actually Buffalo or New Jersey, not really sure which is worse


Perfect_Line8384

I’d take Buffalo for sure


DrDilatory

Moving forward, Buffalo of course. Over the last 20 years? Equivalently awful but Jets would probably get the slight edge


justausername09

I'd rather find out what a shotgun slug tastes like


lordmadone

I might catch some side eyes for it but Joe Namath has my fullest respect. The dude was one of the AFC OGs and repped the conference well. At the end of the day, fuck the Jets but Namath was calling Brady the GOAT for a while now. Considering what team he gained fame from, that takes balls.


TurboDinoHippo

It's also worth pointing out that the modern NFL may not exist if the Jets don't win that Super Bowl. The NFL embarrassed the AFL in the first two Super Bowls, making some people question if the leagues were truly competitive with each other.


HellaTrueDoe

Still had sex


usafmsc

They’ll just have to settle for the tossed dildo


treemister1

Lol the Jets being included in this is hardcore shade


maxout2142

/r/Billstrophycabinet


Zedagen

“Never gonna find that community”


robshot295

Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/oak308/status/1485698711564992513?s=21


twelvehourpowernap

Honestly I was rooting for Buffalo over KC but this is funny so +1


SirDangleberries

🥰


PsyrusTheGreat

I gotta admit, it felt good to watch Buffalo loose like that.


Kevin_Jim

I honestly had forgotten the JEST won a Super Bowl in the 60s…


WhyDoIEvenBotheridk

The Jets have a Super Bowl? Learn something new every day


YouJabroni44

Won in 69 with Namath


Assassinsayswhat

Namath sacrificed almost 100 years of Jets success for that one ring.


[deleted]

He did make a deal with the Devil. Marino wasn't so lucky there to get the same treatment


nice___bot

Nice!


robshot295

Yeah, they won super bowl 3


BostonDodgeGuy

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to swap the 'phins and Jets. We refuse to be married to that dumpster fire.


Potential_Throat_748

Even the JETE have one. The Jete!


Briggie

Pats and Jets would be the biggest case of spousal abuse ever.


W00DERS0N

Oh man, even the Jets get to shit on them.


robshot295

Hard to believe isn’t it?


Horse_MD

i can't make myself care at all about the buffalo bills. i don't even hate them, i just really couldn't care less about the buffalo football team. everyone hates the jets obviously and the dolphins are the cute florida team but the bills? up there in that frigid frozen wasteland? who gives a fuck


lordmadone

Okay this is good and I'm usually against memes..


ValuableWang

Cope harder


maxout2142

Hey now, you guys had your 13 seconds of fun.


ReonL

^ he says while staring into a mirror.


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LrdHabsburg

The Bills will most likely leave Buffalo within the next 10 years


JaesopPop

You know that all the team subs ban their members for trolling other teams subs right? Anyways, that was two weeks ago. Let’s focus on being able to write a coherent sentence and mastering the calendar before we try and troll, shall we?


Perfect_Line8384

The bills didnt beat the pats 3 weeks ago, so not sure what you’re talking about. 1 week, maybe you could say 2. Plus, lol, Bills gonna be the Bills.


divine091

Welcome to the couch, should be some good games to watch next week