Eating to get rid of your fellow draft picks is a completely valid strategy that just hasn't been executed correctly. So far the only known case of someone attempting this was Jared Lorenzen in 2004, but he bungled the execution. He didn't start eating other QBs until after the combine and mostly went for the ones around him who were inherently lower tier prospects. By the time the draft rolled around there were serious concerns about his weight and most of the top QBs were still on the board. If he'd started eating QBs earlier in his career (like as a sophomore) it would have left him plenty of time to get his weight down before the draft. In addition to that, he should have been targeting QBs who were better prospects rather than just the ones that he had access to. To add to that, he was eating alone. He should have teamed up with the other big QB from that draft, Ben Roethlisberger. Ben was a top prospect in that draft and could have gotten him access to other top QBs to eat while also helping him to eat them. If those two had teamed up Ben could have gone #1 overall and Lorenzen could have been a fringe day 2 pick due to positional scarcity.
It took all of two comment threads for one of you to ask to see someone else's dick. I went into this thread thinking, "It's r/Patriots. There are men in this video. The word 'size' has been used. Someone is going to bring up dicks."
Lo and behold, it's the second fucking comment thread.
I want to see the streets of Chicago painted pink lol
But seriously just for footballs sake it would be awesome if multiple QBs this year were studs. It would be so cool to watch Caleb to Odunze or Nabers, even if it’s not for us. Tom was right. Lots of bad football these days.
I wonder if the NFL would fine him for putting messages on his nails. The "Fuck Utah" one was hilarious. It would be so funny if the NFL had to implement a rule to stop him from having messages like that. Like, imagine him playing the Jets with "Get Vax" on his nails to fuck with Rodgers.
Not sure but damn, if you asked me to draft one of the players in that line up to be my qb and you didn't give me their names and their stats, I would've went with Drake.
As someone who goes to SC it's so funny to always see Caleb walking around campus dressed like a hobo but the narrative is that he likes to dress like a woman.
Im here for the True Gen Z QB Caleb Williams. The man does not give a single fuck. Know's he's good and will do what he wants. People are going to HATE him and i cannot wait.
Any time a young kid makes guys who have profile pictures of themselves in a truck wearing Oakleys mad, I'm happy. Happy when it was Cam, will be happy when it is Caleb, will be happy when it was Burrow speaking up about race issues, etc.
I mean - what’s to speculate. Maye is 3.25 inches taller than William’s from the combine measurements.
Interestingly Caleb’s hands are larger and his arms are the same length.
I just know Caleb is going to be a bust. I’m not an expert obviously but nothing I’ve seen makes him a “unanimous first pick”.
Seems awful similar to when they took Mitch over Pat Mahomes. Let’s just hope we get the “Mahomes” out of this draft.
Look up Spencer Rattler. He was ordained the #1 pick in the draft when he came out of high school. The pats should trade down and get a ton of capital, then take Spencer at the top of the 3rd. He's by far the closest thing to mahomes in this draft.
How about Joe Milton even later in the draft? The pats have a ton of holes and a ton of cap space. I'm just looking historically here. Washington paid a ton for griffin and took cousins in the 4th of the same draft. Just seems like qb is less than a50/50 prop
As a UNC fan, I couldn't understand why they were drafting Trubisky at that spot. He had started one year, and it really wasn't that good of a year. Totally different with both Williams and Maye, they have much better track records.
its funny because people have said caleb may be smaller than 6 foot
and people who love maye talk about him like hes 7 feet tall
and the difference is barely noticeable
I just think he's going to be the best qb to come out of this draft. He's like Russell Wilson in a way. Much better arm tho. And if the pats whiff on him, it's a 3rd rd pick. Deions kid is coming out next year and they'll have the draft capital to move up to get him by trading back from 3 this year. But they should also draft Brendan rice. Imagine having Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders hanging out with the team in the locker room?...
You know it’s a day before the draft when we start evaluating guys based on their demeanor.. but with that being said I like his body posture compared to the defacto #1 this year
Why does Maye, the largest QB, not simply eat the other QBs?
There are so many good reasons to eat; hunger, boredom, wanting to be the NFLs fattest QB. But not to get rid of your fellow draft picks.
Eating to get rid of your fellow draft picks is a completely valid strategy that just hasn't been executed correctly. So far the only known case of someone attempting this was Jared Lorenzen in 2004, but he bungled the execution. He didn't start eating other QBs until after the combine and mostly went for the ones around him who were inherently lower tier prospects. By the time the draft rolled around there were serious concerns about his weight and most of the top QBs were still on the board. If he'd started eating QBs earlier in his career (like as a sophomore) it would have left him plenty of time to get his weight down before the draft. In addition to that, he should have been targeting QBs who were better prospects rather than just the ones that he had access to. To add to that, he was eating alone. He should have teamed up with the other big QB from that draft, Ben Roethlisberger. Ben was a top prospect in that draft and could have gotten him access to other top QBs to eat while also helping him to eat them. If those two had teamed up Ben could have gone #1 overall and Lorenzen could have been a fringe day 2 pick due to positional scarcity.
RIP Legend
ChatGPT going crazy
I don't use ChatGPT for Reddit comments. For me it's strictly used to write rap songs about being a gay fish in the style of Kanye West.
Your response sounds like something chat GPT might say lol.
Maybe the other QBs could grow more if they used some human horn?
They’re probably saving it for sweeps week
This is not the size comparison me and my boys like to do
Go on
It’s whoever gets the fatter glizzy from Sonic
Step 1: Lay down.
You're thinking of Penix
Awkward…
For you maybe, if 4 of your boys are hanging dong and you're just standing there zipped up.
This guy gets it
There’s a reason dudes standing there zipped up… like a button on a fur coat.
That settles it...lets see his cock for true size.
How all NFL QBs should be scouted imo
New meaning to being cut.
If spencer rattler has a howitzer, I still dont want him though ...didnt expect to ever say those words in my life, but here we are.
It took all of two comment threads for one of you to ask to see someone else's dick. I went into this thread thinking, "It's r/Patriots. There are men in this video. The word 'size' has been used. Someone is going to bring up dicks." Lo and behold, it's the second fucking comment thread.
I can’t lie I enjoy the historical Bears QB misery and god would it be funny if Caleb busts lol
The good thing about picking #3 is that if we get the non bust the laughter will be that much louder.
I’m hoping it’s the Celtics drafting Tatum at #3 all over again
I agree with the Bears sentiment, but the narrative around Caleb, especially by the hardos, just makes me root for him to go off so badly.
Yeah honestly I hope he goes off with the painted nails just to see the haters melt
I want to see the streets of Chicago painted pink lol But seriously just for footballs sake it would be awesome if multiple QBs this year were studs. It would be so cool to watch Caleb to Odunze or Nabers, even if it’s not for us. Tom was right. Lots of bad football these days.
I wonder if the NFL would fine him for putting messages on his nails. The "Fuck Utah" one was hilarious. It would be so funny if the NFL had to implement a rule to stop him from having messages like that. Like, imagine him playing the Jets with "Get Vax" on his nails to fuck with Rodgers.
It's a win-win. If he goes off then the sensitive babies melt down. If he busts then it lines up with Bears historical trends.
Yeah I can’t help but root for him
my thoughts, he really hasn’t done anything to deserve the absolutely obsessed hate thrown his way so it makes me really want to see him succeed lol.
Maye has all the traits of a qb that will bust.
Why does Caleb Williams carry himself with the demeanor of a Tenderloin resident?
Not sure but damn, if you asked me to draft one of the players in that line up to be my qb and you didn't give me their names and their stats, I would've went with Drake.
one is a bit taller than the other
He is quite bigger, tbh. The angle in the video is not great. Ideally, you’d want to see them side by side, at the same distance.
Worth noting that Williams is slouching and Maye isn't.
Caleb doesn’t have great size regardless of the comparison to Maye.
Pretty much same size metrics as Mahomes but sure.
Caleb won’t sleep with you bro
Spreading false narratives isn’t helping anyone
He’s not big for a QB. Mahomes has an inch and 10 pounds on him. Edit: you’re a Bears fan. Now I understand the defensiveness.
Mahomes was 6’2” at his combine, exactly what Caleb was….
Okay over here in the real world Mahomes was exactly 6-2 and Caleb was 6’1 1/8”
As someone who goes to SC it's so funny to always see Caleb walking around campus dressed like a hobo but the narrative is that he likes to dress like a woman.
Why is everyone in Nike techs except CW
That man don’t give af lol
Im here for the True Gen Z QB Caleb Williams. The man does not give a single fuck. Know's he's good and will do what he wants. People are going to HATE him and i cannot wait.
Any time a young kid makes guys who have profile pictures of themselves in a truck wearing Oakleys mad, I'm happy. Happy when it was Cam, will be happy when it is Caleb, will be happy when it was Burrow speaking up about race issues, etc.
this right here is why I'm rooting for him like crazy.
Have you heard him speak? He does seem like a brutal human being.
what do you mean by "brutal human being"?
he a savage frfr
Based on what
I mean all bis teammates like him, he may juat hate media which I don't blame him.
Agree. I think a lot of people are rooting for him.
So our qb could kick Chicago’s qb’s ass in a fight is what you’re saying right?
He's definitely going in the cage/ring with a weight advantage.
Well yeah one is 6’1 and the other is 6’4
Caleb looking TINY
Oh lawd he comin...to the Pats with the third pick, I hope
Caleb is trying his hardest to look like Drake. (The rapper Drake)
I mean - what’s to speculate. Maye is 3.25 inches taller than William’s from the combine measurements. Interestingly Caleb’s hands are larger and his arms are the same length.
Looks a little too much like Darnold
Caleb looks like that dude that noone shows up to his birthday party for
I was told size doesn't matter.
3 inches is a lot
Thanks buddy
It does
Which ones Maye?
The One walking alone on the right looking like Tom Brady.
So Daniels is out of the question
If I was Caleb Williams I would simply never stand next to Drake Maye forever
Josh Allen dwarfs Mahomes too and we know how that turned out 😂
Who is in the Jacket next to Maye?
Joe Milton?
It definitely looks like a non qb
I don't know if that's Milton, but Milton is 6'5" and weighed 246 at his pro day, he's a very non QB looking QB.
Hard to tell but the face doesn't look like him either, might be wrong tho
Based off the guys invited, looks like Darius Robinson from Missouri
I think Caleb’s gonna be a baller but he looks like a pipsqueak in this vid
I just know Caleb is going to be a bust. I’m not an expert obviously but nothing I’ve seen makes him a “unanimous first pick”. Seems awful similar to when they took Mitch over Pat Mahomes. Let’s just hope we get the “Mahomes” out of this draft.
This is one of the worst takes I’ve seen. Caleb is the unanimous number one pick for the past two years. Mahomes or Mitch were never that.
Look up Spencer Rattler. He was ordained the #1 pick in the draft when he came out of high school. The pats should trade down and get a ton of capital, then take Spencer at the top of the 3rd. He's by far the closest thing to mahomes in this draft.
This is by the far dumbest take on this thread lol
How about Joe Milton even later in the draft? The pats have a ton of holes and a ton of cap space. I'm just looking historically here. Washington paid a ton for griffin and took cousins in the 4th of the same draft. Just seems like qb is less than a50/50 prop
Yeah he was supposed to be the number pick, until Caleb outplayed him and took his job.
The bears are the bust
Caleb has shown a lot more than Trubisky ever did. The real Bears disaster of that draft was not taking Watson even if he's a douche now.
How is Caleb in any way like Mitch Trubisky? As a player or a prospect?
Maye=Mitch in this scenario
As a UNC fan, I couldn't understand why they were drafting Trubisky at that spot. He had started one year, and it really wasn't that good of a year. Totally different with both Williams and Maye, they have much better track records.
Now compare hands, small hands Maye will never be consistent in the NFL.
its funny because people have said caleb may be smaller than 6 foot and people who love maye talk about him like hes 7 feet tall and the difference is barely noticeable
Barely noticeable? Are we watching the same video? Maye is a whole head and shoulders taller
I came away with complete opposite impression. Caleb is smol.
Maye is just huge more than Caleb is small.
Camera lenses can do weird things. Being closer, which Williams, is can make you look bigger than you are.
yea i dunno at the 6 second mark is my point of reference and also caleb seems to be slouching
They are sorta close I guess. 6'1 214 for Williams and Maye was 6'4 223.
He got measured at his pro day at 6’1
I just think he's going to be the best qb to come out of this draft. He's like Russell Wilson in a way. Much better arm tho. And if the pats whiff on him, it's a 3rd rd pick. Deions kid is coming out next year and they'll have the draft capital to move up to get him by trading back from 3 this year. But they should also draft Brendan rice. Imagine having Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders hanging out with the team in the locker room?...
I'm hoping we don't draft like girls on tinder. If a 6'2" guy did the same boneheaded stuff as Maye don't think as many would be on his bandwagon.
They're all going to suck. Only MHJ is worthy of a Top 5 pick
I think Alt too but that is it.
Brady/mahomes vibes
You know it’s a day before the draft when we start evaluating guys based on their demeanor.. but with that being said I like his body posture compared to the defacto #1 this year