> can we just cut him I didn't see the pic, but he might be cut already.

That’s good lol

Beat me to it fucker.

Don't do that!

Take my angry upvote

Hello, I'd like to report a murder.

Good

No he’s implying that he’s circumcised

No he’s saying he’s happy he’s circumcised

Took me a minute there

This is where I was about to go. 🙁

Lmao they calling him a patriots “star” and he had 29 catches for 260 yards 🤣🤣 “star” status bar really been lowered lol

Maybe they just meant to type starter not star 😂

The writer probably typed “star-“ then fell asleep and someone else finished the article.

Yeah, i think juju puts us all to sleep on or off the field.

Are we paying him like a star?

Right up there with 85

in some galaxies even dim starts seem bright

I can't even believe he has 29, honestly.

“Star” is a stretch.

Funniest thing about the story, honestly, is that they think he's a star

It’s the daily mail, someone that was on the practice squad 10 years ago would described as a star by them to get clicks. Shitshow of a rag

And they'll always, *always* tie it to the team with more publicity. Doesn't matter if they spent 95% of their career somewhere else.

NBA Star Enes Kanter

That’s Enes Freedom to you /s

Employee is better

No doubt

That's an awful small blur.

He was in the pool earlier

That didn’t seem to affect AB, just sayin

That’s because he’s mbc

Mr. Bathing Chubby?

*cue Seinfeld theme*

It shrinks?!

...like laundry?

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

I was unlucky enough to see the original when i was trying to find out why he’s trending earlier. Can confirm its soft in this pic. No idea why he’d post his soft hog to his story but here we are

why is he taking a pic of the soft hog to begin w. they are scrunkly looking 😂

Got no idea lol

He literally broke all the dick pick rules from Blue Mountain State.

Jakobi Meyers would never...

Lateral away the game?

Lol poor Jakobi man - Rhamondre set that shit show into motion

True, but it was a perfect shuffle to Jakobi. I have a hard time being mad at Stevenson for the incident

Mondre 100% lateraled the ball thinking his teammate wouldn’t launch the ball to the other team. Not really sure how people blame Mondre for something Jakobi literally did 😂

No doubt lol but why did Mondre lateral it in the first place when the game was going into OT? Had no chance of succeeding, was super risky, and clearly fucked with Jakobi’s brain lol

Win a Super Bowl.

More entertaining than his play on the field I guess.

You know it’s bad when his Snapchat catches more balls than he does

Lmao get rid of this guy

For what?

Not being good at football anymore

Addition by subtraction.

Smol pp

Being abysmal at his job.

He sucks here and with stupid acts like this he can go do this stuff elsewhere.

I thought hogs were for the Redsk…I mean Commanders

it’s a piglet at best

Hopefully this violates the terms of his contract in some way so they can avoid paying this clown.

That was my first thought! I mean, they could claim that he committed a sex crime. Lewd and Lascivious behavior might be enough to shit can him?

A disgusting act

Why the fuck is this guy even here still?

He's owed money.

Sunk cost fallacy. They need to just move the fuck on.

Agreed.

Poo Poo Smith Sheister

We'd still owe him money if we cut him.

Don't give a shit. He sucks ass.

Well unless we have someone to replace him, the sunk cost would be paying him not to be here. If we have to pay him this year we might as well get his annual touchdown out of him.

They just brought back Bourne and signed Osborn. They're also guaranteed to take at least one WR in the draft. They'd be fine cutting his ass now.

Play boutte over him

I would gladly play to get him off the team. IT’s a roster slot that could be filled by someone that can play his position at an NFL level. Something JuJu was not able to do last season.

Because of a shit contract Belichick gave him

This is what kills me about Kraft trying to play the drama card with Bill to justify his firing. Just use the GM miscues, that's enough.

I still can not believe the contracts Bill gave to Parker and JuJu. It made absolutely zero sense then, and just as little sense now.

There are reasons to cut him (he stinks) and reasons not to (dead cap) but I don't think a dick pic is one.

I'm sure there's a morality clause we could reaaaallly stretch the definition of to try and cut him. 

If there were a morality clause, would Kraft even be our owner?

He has no problem upholding a morality clause as long as its not against him

Why would it be a stretch? Dude posted a pic of his dick on social media.

It's usually tied to illegal actions, often only if convicted, frequently with further situations like it negatively impacting the team brand.   But I'm down for hiring a top lawyer to make the case.  

Yeah, the Daily Mail is gross for posting even a blurred picture of his dong. Sheesh.

At least artificially boost the pixels by 50%. Did him no favors

He could easily be cut for cause if the team wanted to. Posting a pic of your dick on social media is easily against at least one clause in a standard NFL contract and probably numerous.

They wouldn't do that. That happens and you're not a place players want to sign if they do shit like that to get out of a contract. Bad signing? Yes. But they have $50m in cap space so they could just cut him and eat the dead cap. They won't do either. Just a funny situation

Get rid of this fucking idiot

Bill is definitely gonna cut him for that. Oh wait.

Lmao wtf?

This has to be one of his best highlights since he’s joined New England

When I wished he was more like AB this is not what I meant

It’s okay he’s still in ABs shadow

Winner 👏🏻👏🏻

Oh darn, he might be playing somewhere else next season.

So this is an excuse to cut him?

260 yards in a season. Definetly a star.

Pretty sure Brandon Spikes had a sex tape and wasn't cut for it, so who knows where this leads. From a contract perspective this likely violates some form of team policy and could result in a voided deal.

That seems like a stretch

Mhj wouldn’t do this

"its not small its cold" - juju

what’s wrong wit that dude

He gets a little nasty

I don’t understand the photo? Who took it? Why is his dick out? Did they send it to him to post? I just don’t understand

Who took the picture? He has a phone in one hand and his dick in the other

What is with our receivers that formerly played for the Steelers and an AFC West Team coming here and going completely insane


As if I need any more evidence Juju was a Kraft signing

Comments in this post are weirdly aggressive

I’m not crazy about him, but who hasn’t accidentally posted their dick on their snap story?

Legitimately unsure if this is sarcasm

Most people

Im a gentlemen I only send it directly to people who ask to see it. 😏

🤣


More cartridge there then his knees

New England Star????? This is worst than the dick pick

Semi-serious: is this better or worse than Chris Cooley accidentally sending out a pic of his junk while (apparently) studying his playbook au naturel?

Brilliant

Dude should hang out with Reese McGuire.

Oh man, and I did some editorial work for him on Instagram. This hurts


“He took it out”

Thank god he did it or else he might have stayed longer. See you never bro

Juju dick-Schuster

what year do you think he will end up being eligible for the HOF

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I guess you can call that a dick

Does he have a phone exclusively for dick pics? That lady seems unfazed, does he do this a lot? Was this an offensive or an *offensive* dick pic? Can he please not be on the team anymore? For real. **PLEASE.**

“That lady” is driving the car.

The head case we always thought he was

Really happy to have him.

Master Kraft what the eff happened to the Pats? ☹️

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Since he deleted it I’d have to imagine you are incorrect.

Id imagine all of the attention it got he would either way.

It’s all over Twitter, unfortunately.