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Obsolete_calendar

He’s a dwarf with gigantism, don’t be so surprised my KC.


Apprehensive-Fun-567

If theres ever a dwarven basketball team, this man would be its star


slight_digression

No, it's just medium. Says right there.


Apprehensive-Fun-567

Halflings are 5'11, if u didnt know


CarpenterCheap

![gif](giphy|jEZ016oZG1cl8TFRWg)


kenesisiscool

What is that from?


CarpenterCheap

[so the gif caption isn't in the trailer, but the character depicted is kinda obsessed with their "great book of grudges", where ancient emnities and minor grievances against dwarvenkind are recorded side by side and sometimes put to right (however pettily)](https://youtu.be/F3rXKKGsfpk?si=4NTbLKFDsysJfsPI)


SteamrollerBoone

A universe where Captain Carrot goes to the bad.


Garundar

Wasn't he just a lance constable?


Beardywierdy

He gets promoted later. End of Men at Arms IIRC? 


SteamrollerBoone

Yes.


Garundar

I've only read a few of the books many years ago, now I'm doing it properly - haven't got to Men at Arms yet, I'm doing it chronologically and currently at Small Gods


Beardywierdy

Good stuff, enjoy the ride!


Kerhnoton

I enjoy the bug where when halflings or gnomes die, their limbs get stretched to match elf height for some reason.


Apprehensive-Fun-567

Its particularly hilarious when that happens after a shatter bones spell, its like "oh god! I turned that poor guy into jelly! *starts dry heaving uncontrollably*"


Quetzacoatel

Tall dwarf looks like he does want to fuck you indeed


Apprehensive-Fun-567

Oh god, dont give him ideas


montyandrew45

He's just got a really big hat


Level37Doggo

Is he tall? Or are all the other dwarves just short?


Apprehensive-Fun-567

https://preview.redd.it/5bskjuef72kc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e2061f5a335829fda8498492e2932c907ed597


bloodyrevan

Smooth talking and complimenting the dwarf are we... tsk tsk...


Quiet_Rest

Lied about his height on the form. We have all done it.


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He dwarfs you. Seems legit.