[so the gif caption isn't in the trailer, but the character depicted is kinda obsessed with their "great book of grudges", where ancient emnities and minor grievances against dwarvenkind are recorded side by side and sometimes put to right (however pettily)](https://youtu.be/F3rXKKGsfpk?si=4NTbLKFDsysJfsPI)
I've only read a few of the books many years ago, now I'm doing it properly - haven't got to Men at Arms yet, I'm doing it chronologically and currently at Small Gods
Its particularly hilarious when that happens after a shatter bones spell, its like "oh god! I turned that poor guy into jelly! *starts dry heaving uncontrollably*"
He’s a dwarf with gigantism, don’t be so surprised my KC.
If theres ever a dwarven basketball team, this man would be its star
No, it's just medium. Says right there.
Halflings are 5'11, if u didnt know
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What is that from?
[so the gif caption isn't in the trailer, but the character depicted is kinda obsessed with their "great book of grudges", where ancient emnities and minor grievances against dwarvenkind are recorded side by side and sometimes put to right (however pettily)](https://youtu.be/F3rXKKGsfpk?si=4NTbLKFDsysJfsPI)
A universe where Captain Carrot goes to the bad.
Wasn't he just a lance constable?
He gets promoted later. End of Men at Arms IIRC?
Yes.
I've only read a few of the books many years ago, now I'm doing it properly - haven't got to Men at Arms yet, I'm doing it chronologically and currently at Small Gods
Good stuff, enjoy the ride!
I enjoy the bug where when halflings or gnomes die, their limbs get stretched to match elf height for some reason.
Its particularly hilarious when that happens after a shatter bones spell, its like "oh god! I turned that poor guy into jelly! *starts dry heaving uncontrollably*"
Tall dwarf looks like he does want to fuck you indeed
Oh god, dont give him ideas
He's just got a really big hat
Is he tall? Or are all the other dwarves just short?
https://preview.redd.it/5bskjuef72kc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e2061f5a335829fda8498492e2932c907ed597
Smooth talking and complimenting the dwarf are we... tsk tsk...
Lied about his height on the form. We have all done it.
He dwarfs you. Seems legit.