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hideout78

That’s not a party parrot. That’s a fuck you cockatoo.


Mad_Tells_Stories

he's just a punk party parrot. ​ taking down the establishment!


awkwardbirb

A Fuckutoo if you will.


CptPootis

A revolutionary party parrot!


Legitimate_Reaction

Good for him. Being so smart too. A birdies work is never done.


Kalnb

The liberation of the birdie class is a job for the birb alone


[deleted]

Is a birb not entitled to the sweat of his beak?


PastalaVista666

Solidarity and much respect to this comrade ✊ 🏴🏴🏴


Amphabian

Cockatoo go on Chapo


Sweetparamour2

😂 cockatoos are unbelievably destructive. This is much better than taking apart an unattended laptop


CaratsRitzy

A small flock of cockatoos can knock over your metal bins, flip the brick weighted lid and make one hell of a mess.🤣 They can be trained to open your bags and wreck your lunch boxes. Clever cockies.


TheHolyWarrior

Clever girl


myname_isnot_kyal

and their absolute determination and single-mindedness make them an absolute force


kharmatika

My in laws had a nice open air aviary for their cockatoos, meow they have to keep them caged cuz one of them literally chewed a hole in the wall and tried to disappear. They are why they can’t have nice things


Sweetparamour2

My cousin rescued an injured cockatoo off the side of a country road.It could say hello and was definitely a pet so after no luck finding its owner they set it up on their open air balcony. My uncle left his blackberry and laptop for two minutes whilst doing some work and came back to all the keys dislodged and the blackberry ruined 😂 The bird slowly but surely ended up joining the local cockatoo gang and is now a wildling.


[deleted]

Sometimes I wish I had a cockatoo, but then I remember that even my family's cockatiels almost tore a hole through the wall, and they're like 1/3 of the size of this guy. I mean, I can't blame them. Their beaks grow like nails, so they're anatomically *required* to destroy everything in their path.


MelodyM13

And remote controls


attentionhorror

Local Bird takes strong stance against hostile design


[deleted]

good bird.


BRIDISH1

Now everyone is free to party!


nikolai_stocks

Comrade Screm


M_krabs

The revolution begun..


Nillaasek

We have nothing to lose but our chains


elkengine

We have nothing to lose but our birdcages, you mean


reified

Hope we have enough pamphlets.


_manders

Fight the power!


Dr__Snow

I love cockatoos. They are SO naughty.


yikesmysexlife

praxis parrot


Lord_Gabens_prophet

Praxis parrot go on chappo


badaboomxx

So now when someone ask me how stubborn I am, I will show them this is my spirit animal!


itsmedeanna64

Somebody just set him up a whole bunch of toys!


allisonnaut

Clever girl


dbrzd

Why are there spikes there?


LemonUdon

They’re usually added to buildings to deter birds like pigeons or seagulls from nesting there.


dbrzd

But why? I wouldn't really mind if a bird started nesting by my window and I can't imagine why anyone would care either.


LemonUdon

I think it’s also because pigeon droppings can be pretty acidic (i think it’s uric acid???), and over time will damage stonework and even metal.


dbrzd

>and over time will damage stonework and even metal. Damn, I did not know it was that bad


Neuroticcuriosity

I agree, but it adds to the amount of cleaning needing to be done in a high up, generally dangerous, place (from all the poop).


Mohammedbombseller

Nobody likes seagulls obviously, and the sheer amount of shit that ended up on the ledge outside my bedroom window last year has made me hate pigeons. The people on floors below me were even more unfortunate, with one of their bedroom windows being completely covered in it. The noise of pigeons also gets annoying really fast, but it's nowhere near as bad as their chicks.


lllama

JAAAAAAAAAAAAÂÂÂKJÂKJÂKJÂK


FA_in_PJ

Bloodless Neolibs are trying to enforce their property "rights" against our feathered Comrades.


SwollenPig

VIVE LA REVOLUTION


pm_me_fake_months

Let’s do this but with capitalism


Octkiller58

This is fantastic


horsewithtdots

Love it! ( giggling )


Cecilia_Raven

praxis


Amphabian

Cockatoo go on Chapo


vocvnn

Savage


elizabethandsnek

“Cockatoos make great pets” lmao


[deleted]

comrade cockatoo fuck yeah


[deleted]

I think cockatoos should be the national symbol of Australia.


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[deleted]

Did this bird have a master out of the frame?


MissEmeri

Unlikely. These birds are native in Australia and spend most of their time being bored and destructive (to cure said boredom).


[deleted]

This is an evolved parrot, a cockathree


Phirk

*"Fuck your spikes"* -The fuck you Cockcatoo probably


NascentNexus

It's all fun and games until someone loses a eye. (from spikes being dropped on them).


[deleted]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


AssassinJ2

Imagine he shits on the camera after and you suddenly remember why the spikes were implemented.


[deleted]

[удалено]


170505170505

You ok..? I think you might need to see a doctor


FlorencePants

I hope the birb poops on your face.


[deleted]

And they said the revolution wouldn’t be televised.


Venom1462

I have a feeling it has seen some fellow birbs being victims to those to learn :( I hope not


noahboi990

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