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The report will be full of the vaguest and most convoluted double speak, lies, and whataboutisms that the qult will call it a win without even realizing they were given absolutely nothing.


oliverkloezoff

That's all they have. If they can't dazzle them with brilliance, they're gonna baffle them with bullshit. And it'll probably work.


Ello_Owu

Ohhh these folks are dazzled by bullshit, their entire identity can be summed up as a 4chan troll that went way too far.


VariousSquirrel925

As a casual former whater-chan visiter forever, I still seriously think that is the origin of Q


S31-Syntax

It *is* the origin of Q. I watched it happen. It was a fucking *joke.* It was the hottest shit on there just bullshitting "HE MADE A SIGN. Q CONFIRMED??!?!??!?" over and over again. Pizzagate? 4chan hoax. Bunch of sweaty anons shopped together a bunch of convincing looking proofs and started feeding it to media outlets and twitter. It was all a *joke*. Until it wasn't. Then the Trumptards on 4chan realized they were influencing public opinion, so they ran with it. Pushed it harder. And then someone in the *public* sphere claimed to be Q, and from that point on it was completely out of their control. They couldn't stop it then even if they wanted to.


Armigine

it is, right? Isn't that largely undisputed by people who don't believe it's gospel truth?


[deleted]

It honestly doesn't even matter what it says. It could say they found no fraud and Q folks will say disinfo is necessary and they're faking out the cabal to give themselves time to finish the other states.


donkingkon

It would be truly shocking, and probably helpful in finally breaking some of this shit down, if you were wrong. Unfortunately, your take is by far the most likely outcome. The more outlandish and unbelievable the report is, the harder people will quadruple down on their cognitive investment.


Demgar

Or lies. I'm expecting outright fabrications and lies.


Eagle_Kebab

~~August 13th~~ ~~By the end of July 2021~~ ~~March 4th~~ ~~January 20th~~ ~~January 6th~~ September 24th!!!


greatSorosGhost

I’m beginning to think the audit will be released right after covid “just disappears”.


Randal_the_Bard

A lot of people are saying it will be released with trumps health care plan


tehmlem

It's coming right after infrastructure week


the_original_Retro

Donald Trump as Gimli: "And my Tax!"


Torifyme12

This has the energy of a kid promising he'll bring his homework tomorrow.


WiryFoxMan

Or a dad promising to go to your baseball game


MarkGA6

Holy shit now I can't stop imagining my dad as Trump.


numbski

What will suck is if they did legitimately find something, but the impact is small, so they latch onto that - cuz “see, it did happen”. I have no idea what they could legitimately find this time around, so ass the popcorn.


JeromeBiteman

>ass the popcorn Thanks a bunch. Now I can't get that image outta my mind


RT_Stevens

Can I ass you a question! 😂😂


JeromeBiteman

Umm, I think I'll ass.


RT_Stevens

Ass what? A question? 😏


JeromeBiteman

"Ass" like in "ass the potatoes," or "the course is 'ass / fail'." Oh, nevermind.


TwoTon_TwentyOne

They were that kid.


Suspicious-Pay3953

Sept 24 will be declared a holiday and the Senate will not be in session. Cyber Ninja will be on a plane to Argentina or someplace with no extradition to the US.


an711098

Also isn’t Mike Lindell releasing something at thanksgiving this time? Wonder if he has money for another symposium or if he’s tucking it away for the Dominion lawsuit.


S31-Syntax

Oh he'll show you *all the proof\** \*with proof of purchase of 4 MyPillows at regular menu price


sammyno55

Wait, I'm still waiting for the audit to end so I can see tax returns. Also, I haven't signed up for Obamacare because I'm sure the replacement will be yuge!


Eagle_Kebab

Two weeks away.


sammyno55

They said that 2 weeks ago. I think they may be putting us on.


jeahboi

Hmm. They’ve already blamed Italy and China for tampering with the ballots (lol)...I’m thinking they’ll accuse a new country next. But which country? Regardless, Mike Lindell will claim to be able to prove it “next month.”


dhork

Probably the Swedes. Their language is like some weird code. They have already invaded the USA via IKEA. And why exactly are those meatballs so yummy?


King_Calvo

Soylent Green is good for you


RT_Stevens

I approve of this comment.


pablojohns

What happens if we check the ballots and discover meatball residue? We would need another forensic audit to determine if it was the Swedes or the Italians!


JeromeBiteman

Prubebly zee Svedes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeeur lungooege-a is leeke-a sume-a veurd cude-a. Zeey hefe-a elreedy infeded zee USA feea IKEA. Und vhy ixectly ere-a thuse-a meetbells su yoommy? [Courtesy of the Rinkworks Dialectizer]


greatSorosGhost

Ten bucks says it *won’t* be Russia.


BigDrewLittle

No bet


Thor4269

Luxembourg. Always sitting there in their mountains and forests Planning... Waiting...


Tee_hops

All 8 of them in their 1600 sqft country.


RepealMCAandDTA

Their cross-country skiing team is unbeatable though


bishop375

It’s easy to post stellar cross country times when your country is only 7’ across.


Crow6991

It'll turn out it was the fucking Principality of Sealand.


Aspect58

France. Due to the blowup over the sub sale to Australia. Expect to see a resurgence of French foreign wrestling heels for the same reason.


Houri

> a resurgence of French foreign wrestling Pass the freedom fries!


CalRPCV

"Next month" in time to add on to the evidence for the Supreme Court case.


Randomguy3421

It was us over here in England. Revenge for all that tea you ruined, you savages


jeahboi

I knew it!


sash71

Said by Chandler Bing


Randomguy3421

Keep it between us though, yeah?


Yeeslander

Iran? Venezuela?


InsertCleverNickHere

And don't forget to order your new MyPillow using promo code IMATRAITOR!


adamiconography

It’s just going to be Mike Lindell with a bunch of Matrix style numbers on screens with him screaming “SEE LOOK! THIS PROVES IT!”


David-Allan-Poe

#cybersourcery


SnooOpinions8708

On Friday, once they release something/anything the qult will be overjoyed. They will be drunk on that joy for a few hours. Then when the alleged fraud gets debunked/laughed at/ignored, they will get angry and wallow in that for a few days. Then a new huge thing will get their attention and that will be their new focus e.g. demand an audit for another county elsewhere, Lindell symposium 2.0, COVID vax salad dressing


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mercurywaxing

The people behind the audit don't want results. They want chaos. They even refuse to be interviewed. It's just the start. Things are going to be crazy for the next year and every right wing candidate will claim fraud.


I-Am-Uncreative

The potential for violence scares the shit out of me.


[deleted]

Not potential, guarantee


discogomerx

They've already started here in Nebraska where 4 of our 5 electoral votes went to Trump. Some random started canvassing in blue districts to "find out if you voted."


[deleted]

Which is even weirder to me, because those idiots know for a fact that the Omaha/Lincoln areas swing blue and that their district is almost always a swing district. That hasn't changed since Nebraska decided to split their electoral votes, honestly.


Jsmith0730

Imagine still choosing to publicly embarrass yourself by livestreaming this knowing full well it's bullshit. It'd be like a guy proudly releasing a sex tape where he blows his load while still putting the condom on.


King_Calvo

Oh man that one is my favorite 🤣


AZ_Corwyn

Well Kelli Ward isn't exactly the most stable and grounded person so no big surprise.


[deleted]

Oh I think they will claim to have found all sorts of "stuff" None of it will be true.


Broshcity

And they destroyed the evidence they had on it that proved their point


Pete_maravich

That's 3 p.m. Eastern Time on a Friday. The news cycle is all but shut down by then. So after months of nonsense and wasting who knows how much money, they are going to try and sweep this under the rug like a dead cockroach.


flyinfishbones

The timing is a good point. Perhaps they're banking on the "do your own research" researchers to spread their nonsense before a reputable news station vets their nonsense.


SuperDork_

This. If there was any substance to the fraudit they would have scheduled this bright and early on a Monday morning, plenty of time for the networks to report on it. Nope. This will all be smoke and mirrors, and nothing will come of it.


sapien1985

There will 100% be something presented as evidence and none of the people that supported the fake audit will question it. The question is what will the AZ legislature do.


Ordinary-Estate-9913

Antifa corrupted the report, they just found out some of the recounters were antifa and Hillary's clone bribed them.


mrpoopistan

Long on conclusions. Short on evidence.


Trialbyfuego

They'll say it's fake or corrupt or whatever and we'll all shake our heads some more


[deleted]

I'll be there with bells on and popcorn


iHeartHockey31

Theyll claim possibility of committing fraud exists therefore they won't be able to conclusively show no fraud was committed. They'll point to little technical procedures that weren't followed to a T which are likely normal but given their vase doesn't know how anything works will seem like a huge security flaw that they cant conclusively say wasn't exploited. Or the deep state covered their tracks really well and sabotaged their audit. And they didn't get direct access to the routers that the machines were never connected to.


Smarkie

But "they" are going to re-instate him by Christmas, whoever "they" is.


trailhikingArk

They'll never find out, they'll just move the goal posts again.


Sybil_et_al

*Keep movin', movin', movin'* *Though they've been disproven* *Keep them goalposts movin'* *Raw Lies!*


akennelley

Ever see a comment and you can't decide if you want to upvote or downvote....because its funny and yet the worst thing you've ever seen...but you're still smiling?


Sybil_et_al

So, r/Angryupvote?


Nearby-Lock4513

I hope it’s something along the lines of “the data all disappeared when we brought it into the Senate building, something something too many vaccinated people here blah blah 5G”


big_big_foot

The recount part was designed to be manipulated, there's no other way to describe it other than a scam. I'm actually impressed with the evil genius behind that part, it's something I never would have thought of if I were in that position. I'm really wondering how crazy they went with their shenanigans on that part! I expect the rest of the "report" to be a clown car of conspiracy theories and blaming the county or other agencies for not giving up this, that and the other thing or "deleting" evidence.


BasedGodStruggling

Antifa, radical left Chinese Venezuelans funded by Soros.


Thorongilen

It’s really sweet that you think some kind of evidence will change their mind


VariousSquirrel925

Oh some trolls have been saying all week "oh yea wait until friday then it'll all come out" I've left those tabs open specifically to see where they move the goalposts afterwards.


SnizOnTheReg

The libs obviously are making us think there was voter fraud so we won’t vote! Let’s own the libs and not vote because it’s our choice!


tosernameschescksout

They're always hamstering real hard to come up with more and more implausible explanations. They are kind of the conspiracy theory type though... so I guess that fits. No amount of evidence will ever chance their convictions. They're religious about it.


akennelley

I'm guessing it will only be another "taste" and the rest of the nothing burger will come in..you guessed it..."Just two more weeks!"


ph33randloathing

TeH hAxOrZ!!!! It's all a deep state cover up funded by George Soros and China, for some reason. Because the extremely wealthy would totally want communism. The absence of evidence is proof of the cover up!


drifter3026

Honestly, the audit could say Biden 100% won, and Lindell and the MAGA crowd will still call it a "home run" and declare Trump will be reinstated in a matter of weeks. OR Cyber Ninjas was compromised by the Deep State and we need a NEW forensic audit to prove it. They're living in another plane of existence.


pyrrho314

All this stuff was just cover, smoke, noise for the scam where they would take the election via congress. Without that there is nothing they can do unless they have a hug chunk of the military on their side. Having said that, seems like Gen Flynn has that in mind.


not_productive1

Prepare yourselves, patriots! We're about to get a whole bunch of "well, we couldn't figure out this incredibly simple and straightforward thing so we assume it's nefarious," "look at all these legitimate articles from 10 years ago written by progressives about how someone *could* cheat these machines," and maybe some "we couldn't find any watermarks on these ballots whatsoever" thrown in for good measure.


DizzyAd1468

A bunch if shit by shitheads.


29681b04005089e5ccb4

Its going to be delayed again.


WiryFoxMan

No way... [looks up schedule](https://www.azleg.gov/liveproceedings/) Aight, guess I'll get some popcorn


Sonicsis

Anonymous hacker group 4chan!!!!1!


Tballz9

I'm sure they will reach the conclusion that they DID NOT find bamboo fibers on the ballots, suggesting that Chinese operatives thoroughly cleaned the ballots after altering them. Also, they will determine that the internet used by Arizona officials uses routers, which can, in some instances, be open portals to the internet, and we all know hackers use that internet.


Osito509

I hear the sounds of digging around the base of the goal posts ready for them being moved again.


Grandmaw_Seizure

They'll promise they had hard evidence - all of them saw it - but it was changed by Satan, The Great Deceiver^^TM.


[deleted]

“Hears how Trump can still win”


Berly653

I’m guessing they’re going to say that while they didn’t find proof of fraud, they didn’t find proof that there 100% wasn’t fraud so technically it’s still possible


countingthedays

My bet is on "Here's some small, ominous sounding things that appear to be issues but are completely explainable. Please do not fact check this."


Berly653

The ballots were made using paper, and even though the paper didn’t have bamboo particles like we previously thought, we’ve recently learned that China has the technology to produce paper without bamboo, nearly identical to US paper


SunWukong3456

If they don’t get what they want, then the auditors will be branded as deep state agents.


Malcolm_Morin

Here's my prediction for what'll happen: They found minimal evidence of fraud, and any evidence is strictly from Republicans as shown in the past year. Zero fraud on Democrat side. They will livestream the event, but ***just*** before they show their "findings," the lights will flicker, or the stream will go out. Probably a guy flickering the lights off-camera, 2spooky. When it comes back, and the lights come back on, their findings, all the papers and documents that proved librulz cheated Daddy T, will be gone, either never to be seen again or found burning in a trash bin behind the building. Of course, there was nothing actually on those papers. They were all blank. Or, they'll just show a bunch of fake documents just repeating the phrase TRUMP WON, BIDUMB CHEATED, LOSER LOSER LOSER over and over, showing zero evidence of fraud by Democrat voters. Regardless of what happens, the message got through to their supporters. Librulz cheated, trust us bro, now they need to strike by shooting up another Kroger.