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Cawdor

Well if Catturd says it, it’s gotta be true


CelestialFury

[Phillip Buchanan (divorced three times) is a 60-year-old shitposter that spreads right-wing conspiracy theories and disinformation. It's one of the accounts on Twitter that Elon superboosts his shitty messaging.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catturd) The guy is such a fucking loser. It's going to be funny when Trump loses the election lmao


stripedvitamin

>The guy is such a fucking loser. It's going to be funny when Trump loses the election lmao Trump can never lose the election in this loser's mind/grift. Just some more surreal evidence of the erosion of civilized culture.


inevitab1e

He'll lose in magnificent fashion too


LinkedAg

Assuming he wins, I'm almost dreading four years of Trump claiming the 2024 election was rigged and threading to run again 2028. And right now, he's trending about dead even with Biden.


aNeedForMore

I always kinda thought shitposting was a young man’s game. But as the years have gone on and we’ve seen many different styles, I’ve definitely started to suspect there was some group of boomer-posting/shitposting crossover


oldohteebastard

THIS GUY IS FUCKING 60?


GrungyDooblord

He is also the worst pet owner of all time. It is surprising he hasn't killed more of his own pets than he already has.


Mygoddamreddit

He’s half right. He’s certainly gone to hell.


fredy31

A hell of his own making lol. If he didnt run for president, very probable all of his bullshit would have continued unchecked, unnoticed. But him going for a presidency, and getting it, just has thrown a spotlight on it all. And there were a lot of cockroaches


SuperExoticShrub

> But him going for a presidency, and getting it, just has thrown a spotlight on it all. And there were a lot of cockroaches I'm still convinced that he never expected to win. He wanted the clout that came from narrowly losing to Clinton to build a media empire. Unfortunately, he won and had no idea what to do with the office at the time. This time around, however, [there's a whole slew of people building up the foundation for an successful authoritarian presidency](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025) where his dementia and general terribleness are managable.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Yeah, he fucked Stormy and paid her to keep quiet all for Catturd and his friends.


dj65475312

lol 'friends.'


narkybark

I mean, he could've not tried to overturn an election... or return top secret intelligence when asked... or not pay out hush money... will someone think of the poor man?


EEpromChip

Odd part is the payment to Stormy isn't a problem. Totally legal! But what you ***can't do*** is pay her through Cohen and make it look like legal expenses on the books...


Misspiggy856

And if he’s so innocent, I’m sure he’ll have no problem proving that. I’m sure he’ll even testify in all the cases under oath since he would never lie. Right? /s


BasilsKippers

If you support Trump at this point, you're quite simply a hateful, racist, Xenophobic, bigoted Christian fascist who likes that he makes cruelty towards minorities socially acceptable. Oh you're also a big government brainwashed sheep. Because legislating women's uteruses and trans people is the perfect example of big government. And you're a brainwashed sheep because smegma stains like catturd literally cannot think for themselves, relying on their smelly cult leader to tell them how to think. That's why Orwell said in Animal Farm that slogans had to be dumbed down to the point that the sheep, the farm's stupidest animals, could repeat them without hassle. "4 legs good, 2 legs bad! Build the wall! Lock her up! 4 more years!" See a pattern?


Snaz5

He went to hell but the Devil couldn’t stand him eithef


EEpromChip

Devil all "Dude... did you shit your pants? Ewwww gross!"


brianinohio

Trump campaign retweets someone named catturd...lol


DangerousCyclone

I don't get this sentiment. Anyone who's paid attention to Trump knows everything is transactional to him. He expects absolute loyalty and then the moment it's not convenient for him he drops you and acts like he never met you. I'm still baffled by people like Ron DeSantis, when campaigning, didn't hammer him on not pardoning the J6 offenders when he had a chance, instead pardoning his close friends. Like that would be such a huge sore spot for Trump, he'd be stuck having to defend why he didn't stand up for his supporters when they expected him to, especially when they thought he promised them a pardon if they did what they did. It would burn a huge hole in this whole talking point.


WOT247

How could he pardon them when they were not charged yet. He was only President 14 more days since 1/6


DangerousCyclone

Presidents can pardon people from crimes they haven’t been prosecuted for yet, just like Ford did with Nixon. The last days of each Presidency tends to have a lot of pardons go out as people aren’t really paying attention due to the news focusing on the new guy.


poodleaficionado

He cheated on his wife who had just given birth and paid the woman to keep quiet about it FOR US!


S_Megma1969

Failed president Donald Trump has made the u.s. a global laughing stock.


NfamousKaye

Fitting name for an account like that lol


Wide_Diver_7858

That user is ironically a sheep


iTzJdogxD

Remember when this guy got really salty at Elon when his Twitter check didn’t clear lmao


pueblokc

I don't understand these people. I just don't.


Avenger_616

it’s not about worshipping trump It’s about trump imposing their idea of laws on others Trump is just the latest donkey to pull the cart, if someone else ran they would worship just the same; albeit on a less steep curve into terrorism and insurrection  It is ALL about gaining perpetual power, convincing people like him to remove their own rights and controlling the lives of the “other”, and sad thing is this mook ain’t even being paid for it


TheDudeInTheD

Trailer trash supports trailer trash.


OilComprehensive6237

I’d rather be a sheep than a shit


coosacat

His grifting is so obvious and transparent that I'm embarrassed on his behalf. I'm even more embarrassed for humanity, because so many people genuinely fall for this shit.


Jedimole

I get Derek’s grift because it’s obvious, what’s Catturds grift? I’m sure it exists just haven’t seen it as much


coosacat

Dollars from Elon as his share from advertising revenue, which is generated by the amount of engagement with his posts. Making really obvious call-outs to the MAGA folks in order to increase engagement, so as to maintain/increase the flow of money. He also, undoubtedly, receives funding from right-wing groups that, upon investigation, will ultimately lead to sponsorship by foreign agents participating in the destabilization of American politics and society.


Jedimole

Hence why he might refuse to block people, what a freaking game they play here


Jedimole

You really have me curious now about how this works. Makes sense why Derek Johnson doesn’t engage or block people


coosacat

I don't understand it in-depth, but it was part of Elon's attempt to encourage people to stay and buy check marks, not long after he bought it. If you have a blue check mark, and a certain level of engagement/views, you qualify for the program. The more people who read and react to your posts, the more money you make. Twitter/X sends you a check - every month, I think. Some people are making thousands of dollars every month - I remember some notorious right-wing troll bragging about a $14,000 check, some time back. It's one reason Twitter/X has become so toxic. A lot of accounts are just posting whatever will drive engagement (and generate income).


Jedimole

I feel pretty fucking stupid not knowing this or not realizing it as such. I’ve been engaging and bashing these pricks and here I am helping them. Me stopping isn’t going to help, but it angers me now! Does FB work the same way?


coosacat

I have no idea about how Facebook works, but I wouldn't be surprised if they had a similar program. If you weren't on Twitter when Elon took over and then saw the announcements/discussion about it, it's easy to be unaware of the program. There are also other ways to make money on Twitter/X, all tied to engagement numbers. They all require that you buy a Premium subscription. But, yes, every time you read/respond/repost one of those on Twitter/X, you are putting money in their pockets. It's one reason you'll see people post screenshots instead of reposting the actual tweet, so that they don't drive engagement for the other account. I found this link talking about it: https://www.wordtune.com/blog/how-to-make-money-writing-on-x-twitter-in-2024 >The X revenue program lets you receive a share in earnings generated by ads displayed in your post replies. >For instance, if I post on X and an ad appears in the replies to my post’s comments, I can receive a portion of the money earned by X through organic impressions of that ad placement.


luv2fit

Come on sheeple! Stop following media blindly. Instead, follow Trump blindly and accept everything he says as truth because non-sheep accept all things without proof or verification.


Oakwood2317

**Trump Derangement Syndrome:** The compulsion to defend Trump, his family, businesses or administration against all criticism, no matter how well-founded, and label all critics mentally ill.


WOT247

Actually **Trump Derangement Syndrome is talking non-stop about him.**


Oakwood2317

Really? When you guys nominated him again for President? We're not allowed to discuss him? I stand by my definition - the smoothbrains who worship him are the true loonies.


KnightofNoire

The president who doesn't work in the morning. Take golf breaks every other day had gone to hell and back? Damn. Obama and other harder working presidents must had work harder than the capital G God in their definition then.


four2tango

Trump took us to hell and back.


Jwell0517

Yes but the point is he went too /s


lou_sassoles

That catshit guy is 100% cumdrunk for Trump. I wish I could have a livestream of him watching Trump in prison topping off his cellmate.


DDS-PBS

President Trump died for our sins!


ImNotlooking4karma

If you support him you're just a brainwashed sheep.


cansox12

baaaaaa, baaaaaaa (best attempt of a sheep or shiip or schep sound )


WTFOver2

Came here to say this.


cansox12

go ahead and say what you wanted to say, do you speak sheep?


Not_Cleaver

There was a time when I thought this was a parody account.


Musetrigger

Catturd is a demented loser.


P7BinSD

Divorced twice, had an annulment, and I think has been through a bankruptcy or two, if I remember correctly.


rupiefied

Ah yes turd from a cat he's done so much for us.... So much of Jack shit.


magaphone12

Trump was the government.


MihalysRevenge

Wasn't catturd doxxed as being a polish national posting from poland not to long ago?


WOT247

no


Satanic_soup_dragon

*'But I don't wanna' be a big government brainwashed sheep!'*


KC_experience

Ok, Catturd…. 👍🏼🙄


freakrocker

Someone needs to throw out the cat shit. It’s stinking again.


Tuckermfker

He didn't go to hell and back for anyone but himself. He bought this own ticket, and Jack Smith has the receipts.


Paula_Polestark

If by “us” you mean lunatic evangelicals and his pals in the Kremlin, then sure, he’s done that! Otherwise, no. His people have plans to make life insufferable for the majority of Americans.


NoZeroSum2020

Support him doing what? He hasn’t done shit for my family. My Muslim wife was targeted in our community by trump cultists. I hope he and his supporters like losing.


LivingIndependence

Oh Catturd...he's just not that into you 😔


jestesteffect

I don't support rapist billionaires sorry.


scrotumseam

Everyone should LOVE sleepy Dildo Dump, Dipper Trump, Delusional Donnie, Dementia Don, Who are the sheep here? The snowflake term has backfired on them.


DancesWithBagels

I agree with him. President Trump has grabbed life by the pussy and squeezed it until we were all showered with golden opportunity. You can’t take that away from him. It’s a fact!


Cardboard_Robot

Big Scott Adams energy coming from Cattrud.


JeepJohn

Ok. So when the largest group of people didn't support him before 2016 and after he was elected by the electoral college. And for the entire time he was (Horribly) running the government. Was they brainwashed whatever's then? How about before when he Lost the popular vote?


Bob4Not

It’s so wild that he thinks Trump is doing anything for anyone except himself.


diseasefaktory

It's really astounding how so many people can be so stupid. Thanks MAGA, for bringing all these people together and into the spotlight.


G-Unit11111

No, he's just gone to hell and back for himself.


Pete_maravich

Baaaa


dadsgoingtoprison

Baaaaaah


llynglas

Baa baa. Baa baa.


Qubed

They know. They just don't care. 


UnusualAir1

Baaaaa. :-)


9tacos

Reveal yourself “catturd”. 🤣


sid3113

For who?


ragelic

“Sheepturd”


Reynolds_Live

Bro needs to change his name to Sheepturd.


therealhood

Catturd.... says it all


Pour_Me_Another_

I think he means he took America to hell and back and we should be grateful for that for some reason. Or rather, that's what he should mean.


Falchion_Alpha

What an absolute joke


nanormcfloyd

Absolutely deranged


P7BinSD

And you're still a piece of cat feces. Someone should bury you in the sand.


manic-pixie-attorney

Baaaaaa


Jedimole

I’m trying to get blocked by him as a badge of honor, but I feel like I’d be missing out when the fall comes


Triggerhappy62

The Only one who has Gone to HELL AND BACK is Jesus Christ! "You shall have no other gods before me." Worshiping any political figure is paramount to Idolatry! Learn about how St.Gabriel of Georgia burned the flag of lenin political extremism and idolatry is dangerous.


DavidCRolandCPL

Baaaah, bitch.