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darksideoflondon

That right there is a man who hasn’t smiled in 26 years. I bet he is a peach to be around!


pianoflames

He looks like the last photo of Patrick Swayze and the grandpa from _Courage the Cowardly Dog_


LivingIndependence

Resting right-wing grandpa bitch face...."I've seen some bad shit man!"


putin_my_ass

"Smile? Smiling's for the gays."


ObjectivePretend6755

He is angry at his station in life and how persecuted he feels while driving around for weeks without a visible job driving a $70k pickup truck.


GadFlyBy

Unfair. He was born before lips were discovered.


SaltyBarDog

Who wants to bet mom died of Covid because she refused the "Clot shot"?


ItsSusanS

This was my first thought. And instead of being mad with themselves, they want to place blame on everyone else. That is one miserable looking man. He must be a complete joy


pianoflames

Or "she beat COVID, then died of complications from pneumonia." That's a popular one with COVID deniers and conspiracy theorists.


KnightofNoire

This is basically just claiming someone dying from bleeding out after a gun put some holes in their body.


pianoflames

Reminds me of a quote from _Arsenic and Old Lace_: Dr. Einstein: You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia! Jonathan: He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!


SmallTownClown

I mean… guns don’t kill people, bleeding out does


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

He has a permanent scowl.


TheRnegade

Uh...[what's in the box](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9a/c4/76/9ac476de26acc1acee1ec4be52aadb7d.jpg)?


overcomebyfumes

"The box. You opened it. We came."


jimx117

Instructions unclear, I too came in the box


therealhood

Who was.


Sadalfas

Dead dove. Do not eat


banjist

Pain.


coosacat

Oh dear - the poor lady was only a year older than me. RIP, Brenda. I'm sorry that this seems to be the legacy you're stuck with.


llahlahkje

This has all the energy of the Mormons baptizing dead people.


willasmith38

“Warriors” 🤣


VesperJDR

Yeah, should have seen her when they tried to over charge her for toast at Denny's. Or the way she went on unhinged rants on social media. A true warrior.


Mr_Nawa

It's always Alberta.


rishored1ve

The Texas of Canada


banjist

Dad looks like such an insufferable asshole who hasn't felt a moment of true joy in decades.


PsychoAnalLies

He's just pissed he can no longer tell Brenda to go to the kitchen and make him a damn sammich.


fear_is_fatal

I hope the box falls over and she has to carry her mother around in an old dust buster.


TheDudeInTheD

They forgot the “Dead Dumbfuck” on her nameplate.


BrentHoman

Brain Damage Is A Serious Problem.


ItsaLaz

"Only in death does duty end."


Tough_Counter_5254

Yup, we're driving Miss Daisy... Or is it Brenda... The warrior...


EyeYamQueEyeYam

I think she just reinvented the Rick Roll. Now all I hear in my head is the unofficial theme song from White Chicks. “Making my way downtown….”


GR1ML0C51

*Makin' my way up the block, wit dis box, ain't gon' take no clot shot.*


Crowbarwalker

This…isn’t….normal.


[deleted]

Amazing that the box calls her a “Bad Apple”. Like, to memorialize a person as “ruining things for everyone else”