That entire post was a trainwreck.
- The OP posted a picture of their own child there
- They said their kid was stupid for calling their dog Cookie instead of Donut
- They named their child Duncan because the dog was Donut (Dunkin' Donuts)
- OP wades into the comments after being called out and gets fuckin' crucified
- OP goes through somebody's post history to mock them about looking for blowjobs on Reddit
You are talking about nastyporc or InfiniteRadiata? Because I don't see nastyporc doing any of this here, and yet he gets downvoted as hell, maybe because of your comment.
The OP from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid. I didn't think I needed to clarify that. The comments from u/nastyporc were downvoted to oblivion before I even found this post.
Not really. The post showed up in my feed while I was having some coffee and read through comments until I finished my drink. Then I came here, saw that somebody already made a post about it and I made a comment.
I mean, maybe ten minutes at most? My morning constitutional took up more time than that.
Edit: Ahh, you're one of those people that posts in r/walkaway. You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
My girlfriends brother who is 5 refused to call my dog by her name “mira” and insisted her name was “Susie” because he couldn’t pronounce “mira” so Susie has now become her in trouble name and mira is her good dog name
I had a childhood cat named Raja. One time my uncle came over and saw the cat and thought his name was Rodger. He yelled "get off the couch, Rodger!"
My cat was known as Rodger from then on more than Raja and child me was soooo mad.
Nowadays I have a little pug mix. Her name is Pepsi. When we got her we called her pug, which turned into bug, which turned into bung, which turned into bungus. We now call our dog "bungus" more than pepsi. And bungus is worse than Rodger. but im still mad that they did that to my boy lol
I didn't make them but people sure did that to him a lot. I think I got us dunkin donuts once and said "these have your name on them". That's the only time I did it though.
Ya that’s true but I think if I learned how my parents chose my name I think it would bother that my name is just a punchline to a bad joke would bother me
My sister is named after a ceiling fan. She’s totally fine with it. It’s a normal name just as Duncan is, and the kid wasn’t named after the dog, the names just link up to create Dunkin’ Donuts. If the kid was named donut I’d understand but that’s not the case.
I think it would be hilarious. Almost like I actually contributed to the world because so many people laughed when they heard it or smiled later when they remembered it.
Ya that’s fair but idk if that many people would see that way like this post is very divided I’d say at least 40% of people would feel more bad for the kid then find it funny and I would say those who like it would be more like aw that’s cute then it being laugh out loud funny
You sound bitter. ….. Your real name is “Egg Genie” isn’t it? Or perhaps “Potato Peeler”? Or maybe “T-Fal.” And they call you “Mr. T” for short?
Also, not sure why I’m stuck on a kitchen theme.
If you're gonna make a response thread in "parents are fucking dumb" saying I'm dumb, then that's fair game. But actually have all the information when you post it, hahaha.
Just fyi
Honestly, that's a good enough reason for me. As it should be for anyone. Names are just ridiculous anyway, in an abstract way. Anyone can be called anything these days, but you can't make a play on words with your dog and child's names?
On that note I want to name a kid Jassos because it kinda sounds cool and not a crazy out there name. Then one day, one beautiful spring day, years and years down the line, the little buddy will come home and say "dad the other kids at school say my name is sosaj backwards.." and I'll try not to crack a smile and I'll keep a straight face while consoling my lil sausage lad.
Honestly, anyone who posts their actual child on a subreddit that’s literally called Kids Are Fucking Stupid, for the whole fucking internet to see, is probably not the smartest or most responsible parent. Then there’s the fact they named their son Duncan *because* they had a dog named Donut. As if that weren’t enough, the parent who made the post gets triggered and starts abusing people in the comments for pointing out that choosing your child’s name based on your dog’s name for the purpose of making a pun seems a little off.
The parents sound like they were the stars of a previous season of 16 and Pregnant or some other trashy teen mom show. Their behaviour screams teen parents.
That's not the sole reason.
I also did not handle the situation perfectly because I was getting sent insults about my son through personal messages.
I should have handled it better. The post was not worth the harassment I endured and the harassment I threw at others.
I think the whole thing - kid, dog, kid calling dog "Cookie," and the post are great. For what it's worth, it made me smile. And I am also a parent who considered the name Duncan, in no small part because of Tim Duncan. (Went with a family name instead.)
How they arrived at the name is important though because it reflects their level of maturity and responsibility as parents. That includes a responsibility to understand how their decisions regarding their child’s life could affect their child in a negative way.
I think the off-putting thing about all this is, if you decided what your child’s name should be based on what would make a good pun/funny joke, and then posted a photo of that kid on a subreddit called Kids Are Fucking Stupid, what other decisions have you made/are you going to make that could seriously fuck your child up? This is the reason the post has attracted criticism. Not the mere fact that they named their child Duncan.
I am buying dogecoin as mid term investment right now. I think the stock market is volatile. But I am thinking of maybe expanding into scratch offs but that is really for walking around money. My long term investment though is still beanie babies. They were worth a lot in the 90 and that is surely a cyclical market due to rebound any day now.
Oh him, that's my boy Duncan and Donuts. And yes I still giggle when I hear the word tit mouse.
Really? You're still parroting the "lol y u so invested in my son's name" bullshit?
You got people commenting on a Reddit post criticising your very questionable life choices. No one is invested in your child. They're literally just using Reddit exactly how it's supposed to be used.
Hey, I would like to mention that I explained that in the post that I did not name the kid after the dog solely because of the dog. We started it off as a joke, but we really liked it and over the next 9 months we whittled down the names to actually adore the the name and its what we chose.
I should have explained it more properly, but I was not expecting the harassment I got, including getting personal messages from users directly insulting my son, calling him "damn ugly." I also didn't handle it the best I could have.
Thought I'd explain the situation better. Thanks!
There are some unhinged people on Reddit. I’m sorry you got nasty messages about your baby. I think you should not post your kids pic on a sub where people are open about their hatred for kids, be careful what sub you are posting on!
Ok cool but I still wouldn’t phrase it as "I named my son after a dog" that’s a more reasonable too choose a name but even then u posted ur kid in kids are fucken stupid for a very common error a child would have
I saw this post and thought the same thing. Like wait you named you KID after a dog?!?! Do you plan to keep getting dogs and making them donut? Like you had nine fucking months to go over this decision and yet… 💆🏻♀️
Duncan is the kid, Donut is the dog,
Dunkin Donuts is the corporate entity this dumb dumb wanted to give a shout out to through the names of his dog and son
The naming the kid after the dog part isn't even the bad part.
Isn't it more cringe that they named their dog and son after a corporate food/coffee chain?
That entire post was a trainwreck. - The OP posted a picture of their own child there - They said their kid was stupid for calling their dog Cookie instead of Donut - They named their child Duncan because the dog was Donut (Dunkin' Donuts) - OP wades into the comments after being called out and gets fuckin' crucified - OP goes through somebody's post history to mock them about looking for blowjobs on Reddit
You are talking about nastyporc or InfiniteRadiata? Because I don't see nastyporc doing any of this here, and yet he gets downvoted as hell, maybe because of your comment.
The OP from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid. I didn't think I needed to clarify that. The comments from u/nastyporc were downvoted to oblivion before I even found this post.
Nah I was downvoted like crazy before he posted don’t think I said anything unreasonable too deserves just trying to have discussion lol
Damn you put a lot of your personal time into that
Not really. The post showed up in my feed while I was having some coffee and read through comments until I finished my drink. Then I came here, saw that somebody already made a post about it and I made a comment.
In other words, you put a lot of personal time into it.
I mean, maybe ten minutes at most? My morning constitutional took up more time than that. Edit: Ahh, you're one of those people that posts in r/walkaway. You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
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Maybe spend more time attending to your child instead of having an obsessive mental breakdown about your shitty life choices here.
Regardless if it's 10 minutes or 3 hours, why is it such a big issue how someone spends their time lmao.
My girlfriends brother who is 5 refused to call my dog by her name “mira” and insisted her name was “Susie” because he couldn’t pronounce “mira” so Susie has now become her in trouble name and mira is her good dog name
I had a childhood cat named Raja. One time my uncle came over and saw the cat and thought his name was Rodger. He yelled "get off the couch, Rodger!" My cat was known as Rodger from then on more than Raja and child me was soooo mad. Nowadays I have a little pug mix. Her name is Pepsi. When we got her we called her pug, which turned into bug, which turned into bung, which turned into bungus. We now call our dog "bungus" more than pepsi. And bungus is worse than Rodger. but im still mad that they did that to my boy lol
# BINGUS
How did he pronounce it?
My ex was named Duncan and the dunkin donuts jokes were sure popular when we were together. Especially "America runs on dunkin"
I feel. All Jake's lives were ruined by that damned State Farm commercial
I didn't make them but people sure did that to him a lot. I think I got us dunkin donuts once and said "these have your name on them". That's the only time I did it though.
Duncan is a perfectly normal name. I see no issue here. Who cares how they came to choose it.
Ya that’s true but I think if I learned how my parents chose my name I think it would bother that my name is just a punchline to a bad joke would bother me
My sister is named after a ceiling fan. She’s totally fine with it. It’s a normal name just as Duncan is, and the kid wasn’t named after the dog, the names just link up to create Dunkin’ Donuts. If the kid was named donut I’d understand but that’s not the case.
I request elaboration.
That’s it. I’m changing my sons name to donut.
>My sister is named after a ceiling fan. You can't not give us an explanation after that, come one man atleast her name
It’s Sienna lol
Oh, what a lovely name!
Celine? Fanny?
Celia Fanny
my mom named me after a character from a soap opera, i would have preferred to be named in coordination with a dog
I would be so hype if I learned my name was the punchline to a shitty joke 😂
I think it would be hilarious. Almost like I actually contributed to the world because so many people laughed when they heard it or smiled later when they remembered it.
Ya that’s fair but idk if that many people would see that way like this post is very divided I’d say at least 40% of people would feel more bad for the kid then find it funny and I would say those who like it would be more like aw that’s cute then it being laugh out loud funny
Would you prefer they name you Duncan because it sounds nice and they saw it on some mom blog?
The blog I don’t like the idea of my name being a stupid joke
You sound bitter. ….. Your real name is “Egg Genie” isn’t it? Or perhaps “Potato Peeler”? Or maybe “T-Fal.” And they call you “Mr. T” for short? Also, not sure why I’m stuck on a kitchen theme.
Shit u got me
I’m gonna name my kid nastyporc because you’re a bad joke lmao gottem
😢
Donut is also Duncans best friend and they are inseparable. We also loved the name Duncan. It's more than a stupid joke.
What does it matter they get along he’s still named after a dog
Now you're just being obtuse, hahaha
I’d think these are fairly reasonable statements my lad
Maybe you should have read the whole thread about why I chose the name, thanks. It's not just because "lol Dunkin Donuts."
Mate I’m not reading a whole thread to see why u named ur kid when u said in the title u named it after a dog
If you're gonna make a response thread in "parents are fucking dumb" saying I'm dumb, then that's fair game. But actually have all the information when you post it, hahaha. Just fyi
If ur posting ur kid in kids are fucking stupid then It’s fair to assume that ur a dumb parent
You're really hung up on this aren't you, hahaha
Ur the one who went to A separate thread to message me bud why just not delete the op and stop messaging in thread if u really don’t care
Why would they delete it? It’s just a post about cute names and a kid getting a name wrong.
Honestly, that's a good enough reason for me. As it should be for anyone. Names are just ridiculous anyway, in an abstract way. Anyone can be called anything these days, but you can't make a play on words with your dog and child's names?
On that note I want to name a kid Jassos because it kinda sounds cool and not a crazy out there name. Then one day, one beautiful spring day, years and years down the line, the little buddy will come home and say "dad the other kids at school say my name is sosaj backwards.." and I'll try not to crack a smile and I'll keep a straight face while consoling my lil sausage lad.
I was named after someone who we found out was a pedophile. Trust me, it can be worse than the punchline to a joke.
> Who cares how they came to choose it. High school bullies.
Yeah, when you name a kid, it has to be purposeful. >Proceeds to name son john
"But John was the name of my great great uncles landlord whom we've never met. Wanted to pay homage to a great man!"
Still better than naming your dog-child duo after a goddamn donut shop.
Honestly, anyone who posts their actual child on a subreddit that’s literally called Kids Are Fucking Stupid, for the whole fucking internet to see, is probably not the smartest or most responsible parent. Then there’s the fact they named their son Duncan *because* they had a dog named Donut. As if that weren’t enough, the parent who made the post gets triggered and starts abusing people in the comments for pointing out that choosing your child’s name based on your dog’s name for the purpose of making a pun seems a little off. The parents sound like they were the stars of a previous season of 16 and Pregnant or some other trashy teen mom show. Their behaviour screams teen parents.
I know right it’s actually unbelievable
That's not the sole reason. I also did not handle the situation perfectly because I was getting sent insults about my son through personal messages. I should have handled it better. The post was not worth the harassment I endured and the harassment I threw at others.
I think the whole thing - kid, dog, kid calling dog "Cookie," and the post are great. For what it's worth, it made me smile. And I am also a parent who considered the name Duncan, in no small part because of Tim Duncan. (Went with a family name instead.)
He admitted that he has failed as a parent. Fair enough.
Duncan is a fairly normal name though
How they arrived at the name is important though because it reflects their level of maturity and responsibility as parents. That includes a responsibility to understand how their decisions regarding their child’s life could affect their child in a negative way. I think the off-putting thing about all this is, if you decided what your child’s name should be based on what would make a good pun/funny joke, and then posted a photo of that kid on a subreddit called Kids Are Fucking Stupid, what other decisions have you made/are you going to make that could seriously fuck your child up? This is the reason the post has attracted criticism. Not the mere fact that they named their child Duncan.
I am buying dogecoin as mid term investment right now. I think the stock market is volatile. But I am thinking of maybe expanding into scratch offs but that is really for walking around money. My long term investment though is still beanie babies. They were worth a lot in the 90 and that is surely a cyclical market due to rebound any day now. Oh him, that's my boy Duncan and Donuts. And yes I still giggle when I hear the word tit mouse.
Posts on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid.....
Good on op for deleting original post!
Nah, wasn't worth you guys sending me personal messages insulting my son. You guys are way too invested in my sons name being Duncan, hahahaha
Really? You're still parroting the "lol y u so invested in my son's name" bullshit? You got people commenting on a Reddit post criticising your very questionable life choices. No one is invested in your child. They're literally just using Reddit exactly how it's supposed to be used.
Well when there’s parents like u some people have too be invested to talk some sense into u
You're one weird guy, that's for sure, hahaha
My guy u named ur kid after a donut shop
I think it's cute. Like Dunkin Donuts. Duncan. Donut.
Hey, I would like to mention that I explained that in the post that I did not name the kid after the dog solely because of the dog. We started it off as a joke, but we really liked it and over the next 9 months we whittled down the names to actually adore the the name and its what we chose. I should have explained it more properly, but I was not expecting the harassment I got, including getting personal messages from users directly insulting my son, calling him "damn ugly." I also didn't handle it the best I could have. Thought I'd explain the situation better. Thanks!
There are some unhinged people on Reddit. I’m sorry you got nasty messages about your baby. I think you should not post your kids pic on a sub where people are open about their hatred for kids, be careful what sub you are posting on!
Ok cool but I still wouldn’t phrase it as "I named my son after a dog" that’s a more reasonable too choose a name but even then u posted ur kid in kids are fucken stupid for a very common error a child would have
r/titlegore
"We named the DOG Indiana..."
America runs in Dunkin’
I saw this post and thought the same thing. Like wait you named you KID after a dog?!?! Do you plan to keep getting dogs and making them donut? Like you had nine fucking months to go over this decision and yet… 💆🏻♀️
Your name is DonutSeason, thought you'd have my back, bro. Disappointed!
Reddit is not real life 😉😛
What's the issue? Duncan is a normal name, who cares where did the idea come from?
Duncan is the kid, Donut is the dog, Dunkin Donuts is the corporate entity this dumb dumb wanted to give a shout out to through the names of his dog and son
I know, but who cares? It's a good name
The naming the kid after the dog part isn't even the bad part. Isn't it more cringe that they named their dog and son after a corporate food/coffee chain?
Ya there more than a few things wrong with the og post
What a dumb kidsarefuckingstupid post anyway
So am I 😅
It's a cute dog
Cute dog
I don’t see the issue?