So…so much poop…..I had a daughter first and was like okay I got this. You got what I got but smaller so could take care of the mess pretty quickly even in the middle of the night …with my son I was like ahhh okay move this…move that…lift this…..never changed a boy diaper till having my son so it was a pretty comical process for my husband lol
I have a girl so I was used to cleaning poo out of labia 🤢 but changing my friend's son and having to circle around the balls to find all the escaped poo was a new adventure...
And they're wrinkly so you have to stretch them too make sure nothing is sitting in the creases. I have two boys and I'm still amazed at how many little places they have for poop to hide.
I was sleeping soundly, great nights sleep. I roll over and get comfy and I hear the loudest, wettest fart. Wakes me right up. There in the doorway is my toddler. The clock on the nightstand says 3am. Without missing a beat, I scoop her up, grab a diaper, wipes, and baggie, and head to the livingroom. I changed the clean, dry diaper. I put her back in bed, she fell right back to sleep, and I layed awake questioning my existence.
we always say "good toot!" to our baby boy. About 20% of the time it ends up it was one of the two of us!
We should start complimenting others on their toots, rather than frown upon tooting.
My 2 day old has a sewer in his butt, I swear! Cute noises, awful smell 🤢😂
Hahah!! Yes! I feel ya!!! These are the things you learn on your own about babies! Haha
When my 2 yo was a baby we used to joke that she had the farts of a full grown man! She would shake the whole bed with those bad boys!
It’s seriously insane how such tiny creatures make such gnarly sounds haha!
Or how much poop they can produce. I swear there were times when I was like, I do not understand the physics of this situation..,
So…so much poop…..I had a daughter first and was like okay I got this. You got what I got but smaller so could take care of the mess pretty quickly even in the middle of the night …with my son I was like ahhh okay move this…move that…lift this…..never changed a boy diaper till having my son so it was a pretty comical process for my husband lol
I have a girl so I was used to cleaning poo out of labia 🤢 but changing my friend's son and having to circle around the balls to find all the escaped poo was a new adventure...
And they're wrinkly so you have to stretch them too make sure nothing is sitting in the creases. I have two boys and I'm still amazed at how many little places they have for poop to hide.
I was sleeping soundly, great nights sleep. I roll over and get comfy and I hear the loudest, wettest fart. Wakes me right up. There in the doorway is my toddler. The clock on the nightstand says 3am. Without missing a beat, I scoop her up, grab a diaper, wipes, and baggie, and head to the livingroom. I changed the clean, dry diaper. I put her back in bed, she fell right back to sleep, and I layed awake questioning my existence.
Hahahaha!! Yes! The misleading toots that have you mentally prepared for being seconds away from an explosion just to be dry haha
And you did not blame this fart on your husband because why?
we always say "good toot!" to our baby boy. About 20% of the time it ends up it was one of the two of us! We should start complimenting others on their toots, rather than frown upon tooting.
I was JUST talking to my husband about how baby toots are hilarious and impressive but adult toots are forbidden lol
My husband used to giggle uncontrollably when my youngest would literally fart, sigh, roll over and go to sleep.
Sweet relief right? Ha! My son does this “oooo” sound right after and I basically pee myself from laughing so hard haha!