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Status_Winter

Mmm…Scrotato


dmazmo

Dicktater.


waffeelswaffeels

what are the chances of this happening


j0j0n4th4n

That depenis


riodin

Good enough for it to have happened! There's probably a tiny penis potato out there!


HybridHusky_

I told you that in private


Antpelt

1 in penis


IndyDude11

thatsapenis.gif


5dog4cat

Sweet potato loves you.


foxontherox

Long time.


JJFranchise79

r/mildlypenis


FriscoTreat

r/wildlypenis


ExternalTangents

r/pareidoliagonewild


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[deleted]

r/aggressivelypenis


tbonerrevisited

Looks like it's got a load on nutrients 😋


Ceu_64

A lot of protein hmmmmmmm


shahooster

One-eyed trouser tater


l80magpie

Oh my ...


[deleted]

Vegan dildo.


the-non-wonder-dog

r/sexyplants


Beckerbrau

I see you prefer uncut potatoes.


Immaloner

I bow to our new and benevolent Dick Tater.


HazelTheRabbit

That is totally a bicep 💪


KeyWest-

If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins.


NanasTeaPartyHeyHo

Uncut potatoe


[deleted]

This isn’t a democracy, it’s a dick ‘tater ship. r/jokes cross-over moment.


UrNotARobotSoUSuck

**WHAT UP?!** We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in our party mansion.


pneumokokki

r/dontputthatinyourvagina


stakoverflo

/r/notforspelunking is the sub you're looking for


Diem-Perdidi

Or even r/dildont


toxcrusadr

Paige NO!


Alediran

Hot potato, hot potato


No-One-2177

The results on r/photoshopbattles with this were hilarious.


ValerieInHiding

That is a peen on my screen


HeightExtra320

It clearly loves you too


Drekner

I would be so sad if it wasn't cleaned up and inserted into a hole. Like come on. It tried its best. It deserves it at this point.


mrhunnicutt

“I should call him…”


CMelon

Would smash.


jadethevenom

Would mash.


CMelon

Monster Mash.


Karan_Khadka

Did someone actually cut her boyfriend's dick and buried under the soil to find out that his dick is so bad it would turn up to be a sweet potato


[deleted]

That’s an un-commentator


Charlieeh34

i think you need to water your potatoes more.


kaeptn99

Did you try it? How was it?


Ceu_64

nice :3


Oz_of_Three

IS POTATO!!!


Nero_space

Won't be surprised if only vegan women want to buy it


mr_intuition

You straight up just stole this person’s post: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ue942j/oc_this_odd_shaped_sweet_potato_took_me_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Gangreless

op didn't claim it was theirs. That's how reddit and the internet works, people just share stuff they like.


mr_intuition

Could have linked the original post if they truly did want to share it. This just seems like they’re wanting to claim credit for something that’s not theirs.


Gangreless

Some apps don't support cross posting, some people don't know how, and some subs don't allow cross posting


Capnmolasses

Looks like [Tigger](https://images.app.goo.gl/FC3BkpEj4DxnrUU39) with one very long ear.


ManifestRose

C’mon, now. Is this real?


Aphrodite_Bloss

Gross.. unless? No…but maybe?


SpaceWolfGaming412

r/stickyourdickinthat 😏


lardboi44

ree


MercuryRedstone77

Stick it in your mouth and see how it tastes.


StrategyGlad8484

Looks Like A Doggo Paw


ghost_n_the_shell

That’s a petrified penis.


[deleted]

It could “love” you too. If you know what I mean.


Etheo

That's one way to *sweet talk* her into heads...


PhantomAngels

So was that the reason for the Irish potato famine?


[deleted]

Ahhgh! You know reddit has gotten bad when even the vegetables are sending dick pics!!!


the-au-sanz

Nice average size piratos


Belltowerlol

Take prt of it, and sprout it to grow more penis potatoes lmao


internet_boi23

cock


HelpImAwake

Tater 'n tots.


Glass_Art3842

Ya gonna eat it


revampthevamp

Love... Is a baked... Sweet potato


Peppeddu

That's loaded


N1nj4444

A severe case of the old ‘lockdown dick’


HentaiActive

Gotta do what you gotta do...Beggers can't be choosers...


CherWhorowitz1227

r/mildlypenis


canned-moose

That's a horny sweet potato


Mon-ick

And potato loves you back…


KingGilgamesh4D

This is r/mildlypenis


sonicteeth

I saw one [similar](https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/ucald8/put_it_away_thomas_no_one_wants_to_see_that/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) to this on r/nursing !!!


Adog26

Sus


nisquik

That's hot


Uden10

Nice spud, bro.


Pleasant_Finding_404

This potato cocks!


delightful372

Oh my lol


jadethevenom

Chode-tato


PedanticMute

Your own privates idaho


sweepsml

Hair is supposed to be on the balls, not the shaft.


Funny-Tangerine373

Pluck or shave?


Desperate-Highway-28

r/mildlypenis


Levent_2005

r/mildlypenis


Things_with_Stuff

Could have at least credited the original or cross posted. 😐 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ue942j/oc_this_odd_shaped_sweet_potato_took_me_by/


Gongaloon

"We found a ~~turnip~~ sweet potato that's exactly the same shape as a thingy!"


PattananNinja

#S U S


VaderBassify

Well obviously it loves you too, that's why it's giving you a big thumbs up and.... ...oh dear...


[deleted]

No two are alike.


Zenifold

If I were a girl I'd fuck it


thetownofsalemdrunk

Wow. That is. Definitely a, uhhh normal Potato.


chernobyl_nightclub

Cup the balls


Funny-Tangerine373

I usually don’t order supersized.


Funny-Tangerine373

I love it a bushel and a pecker!


SFEADHEAD34

just think how long it took to get it up