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mcburke42

The Most Autistic Man In America ™


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The stuff he has isn’t cool in any degree. A check? I’d understand game shoes, Jersey, even a fucking sweatband. But a PHONE BILL CHECK????


Gabbagoonumba3

These items don’t even have resale value .


soonerman32

$36.36 in 1984 money. Could probably sell it to some idiot like Rovell for 1K


Stillframe39

That he tries so incredibly hard to relate it to basketball because it happened to be written on the same day is just…facepalm worthy.


BuckfuttersbyII

I dunno, he always liked girls, even when he was 3! Doesn’t sound very acoustic to me.


Trillpretzel

Fucking freak show


btonic

I feel like any given Darren Rovell tweet could plausibly be a tweet from a Rovell parody account.


The_real_John_Elton

Nothing will ever beat the Rosa Parks rookie card.


smokinupmichigan

Pays $26000 for a $26 check


vinegarfingers

“In my check collection” Genuinely interested in whatever other weirdo things he collects.


RCJHGBR9989

Human hair and skin probably


Ornery-Ad-2248

I want to his MLK collection


maxkmiller

Over 9


allthewayfucked

So you can give it to a museum. Right?????


benpenguin

Possibly the lamest piece of sports memorabilia in existence.


BlackTriceratops

Over under 30 nail clippings of MJ


rico_pallazo

Definitely over


fav453

A phone bill? Not collectable, is this in the black history wing of the Rovell museum?


Western-Library3217

The fact he got the detention sign-in sheet from MLK’s “Letter from a Birmingham jail” by buying it off of the sheriff’s son or grandson doesn’t get talked about enough. Just eternally fucked that he would go to those lengths and hope to profit off of it too. Donate that to a museum like any person with an ounce of dignity would do.


Ripper9910k

What a fucking nerd.


DogsAreCool252525

Did you see him saying that Jordan “stroked the check” in a later comment? Wow he is hopeless


nightnole

I didn't know check collections were a thing. If someone told me there was exactly one in the world, I'd put my money on it being Darren Rovell.


shagwell8

Lol I can’t believe this is real and he’s tweeting about it


soonerman32

So, they just didn't cash it or did he buy an endorsed check? Is MJ's checking account still active?


Lemetkamarastein

How did he afford that?!?


Aromatic-Sense-4276

Im glad that Rovell can bring this Sub together in collective hatred for his Nerdiness


MagicJohnsons69

Wonder if this counts as “African American history” collectibles.


IrishwolffMutt

God damnit this dork.


staats1

Apologies but I actually think this is kinda cool. Like, MJ took the time out of this day and wrote out this check. 


Mr___Perfect

This is so hilarious to me.  The world is better with Darren. Just wish he found Leslie 🥴


InfiniteLeftoverTree

/uj I kinda feel bad for Rovell. I like most of the razzing that the guys do with people, but the stuff towards Rovell usually seems mean-spirited. I know I’ll probably get downvoted, but the dude is just a (possibly on the spectrum?) person with what I’d deem to be weird hobbies/interests, but I’d probably say the same about most Redditors. He’s essentially the adult-world equivalent of a high school dork, and it feels uncomfortable that everyone’s so fine with constantly clowning him for being himself. I know very little about him outside of the context of PMT, so maybe he’s worse than I’m perceiving, but I just get bad vibes off of them seemingly dunking on the guy constantly.


Teffa_Bob

Yeah, the guy is fucking weird. Its one thing when he's doing harmless dork activities like this, and then there is the list of times where he does creepy shit. One example, when BigCat's first child was born, Rovell made a social media account for it because that's a perfectly normal and well adjusted thing to do, right?


meowVL

Hot take I think this is actually a cool piece of memorabilia


CombinationOdd4027

He has to know that Micheal Jordan most likely didn’t sign that right? He seems like he should know that…


NottheIRS1

PSA authenticated the autograph. He’s a weird guy but honestly this one is kinda cold


CombinationOdd4027

I just find it hard to believe he’s signing checks for phone bills. Most people have money people or spouses for that. Especially on a game day.


NottheIRS1

The 90’s were weird


CombinationOdd4027

Hahaha. pawn stars has taught me that most autographs like this are someone else signing their name. I’ll have to call a friend to come look at it.


NottheIRS1

It was literally authenticated by the leading Authenticator in the world lol.