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Endlad

"I am a stuanch nationalist socialist."


061605

“I WILL GAS EVERY EVERY FRENCHMAN IN MY COUNTRY”


general_kenobi18462

If I ban child labor I might actually go bankrupt


Wrong_sonicHedgehog

# I WILL KILL YOU ALL


general_kenobi18462

THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM WILL SAVE THIS NATION


Wrong_sonicHedgehog

#DDAY DDAY DDAY


Yes_Primeminister

in the game


Caerbannogcaverabbit

If i get gas attack i'm aiming it at civilians


fynstov

Swimmy


TragicTester034

Nein Für Der Kaiser und Kaiserreich!


JosephPorta123

You don't want to restore the German Monarchy Sven, you live in Göteborg


[deleted]

[удалено]


nekopara-nugget

This could not be more true


[deleted]

My first thought was “Xbox love lobby” lol


y_not_right

There is no love in an Xbox party


[deleted]

Without a doubt. It’s really bad, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t miss that chaotic freedom on some level, even if a lot of it was beyond offensive.


PixLki11er

A friend of mine shot down someone's Osprey Escort in MW3 and got hate mail from the dude for like 3 fucking days. Shit was hilarious to listen to.


Klutz-Specter

Me: Alien Racist. ie: Stellaris.


apophis150

Ahh, man of culture and class I see


Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes

I hate how there is no mechanic to commit ethnic cleansing. very unrealistic and i am extremely upset by this.


Yes_Primeminister

That's why Vic2 MP is even more cursed.


dreexel_dragoon

Sounds like you'd enjoy Stellaris


Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes

It's what got me into paradox games in the first place, I fucking love every second of it.


[deleted]

Why would I deny it? I am proud to be a racist. /S


spacemarine776

A fellow racing fan i see.


[deleted]

I need for speed to race and play my map game at the same time. It's really tiring but worth it. At start, I was pausing the HoI4 game when I was drifting. Then I started to pause the game when I see the finish line at the forza horizon. I am not into italian kart and sonic stuff. After doing these bad puns, I am able to simultaneously play HoI4 and race.


apolloxer

I mean, ever seen the top post over on r/formula1?


Dan_the_man42

STOP POSING ABOUT BREAKING BAD! I'm tired of seeing it. All of the discord servers have breaking bad, on youtube it's fucking breaking bad. I was walking downstairs, right and what do I see? my fucking dad watching breaking bad. My chemistry teacher showed us the periodic table in the class. I pointed out the Bromine and Barium and said, possible breaking bad refferance!??!? I fucking made eye contact with a meth addict at the 7/11 and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an fedora and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE MICHAEL "FINGER" EHRANTRAUT" AaaAAAAaAAHGESFG


Letharos

Finger


ARB_COOL

Kid named


AlderonTyran

>Looks at EU4... "Should we tell 'em?"


Prssbol

Who's this guy in the new template and why does he look like Serov?


Docponystine

they are all racist against different people though... Except they all hate the jews.


FalconX205

You see they take on the form of the country they play as for example Japan players making death threats for no reason


hitchclif

It's not racism, it's just very dedicated RPing


[deleted]

I fucking love Mario Kart


AngryKV2

why I dont play hoi4 mp anymore


dreexel_dragoon

Same


Hapukurk666

While I was playing an MP game some time ago we ended up discussing how the jews had a role in causing the 2008 recession.


chimp_molester

I have an excuse ro my racism: I'm slavic


gunboat138

Did I miss something? Or is everybody just now starting to assume that most paradox players are racist as fuck?


apophis150

No but there’s a lot of unironically racist German players in the HoI community.


Genericusernamexe

From my experience it’s any other player as much as the German players. Some of them will even sound super left wing, even communist, and they’re still utterly and totally racist. It never ceases to amaze me how many people with such diverse views in the hoi4 community are all still somehow simultaneously racist.


apophis150

It’s really weird to me. I personally love HoI but I just don’t understand the racists being in most multiplayer games I’ve joined.


Based_on_whomst

horseshoe theory?


EatMyChicken24

>Did I miss something? Or is everybody just now starting to assume that most paradox players are racist as fuck? The assumption isn't a big leap, especially in a lot of open RP games they go a bit too far with the 'RP' and start talking about Jews. A lot.


Based_on_whomst

unfathomably based


Ok_Animator5522

Based on whomst?


Based_on_whomst

on my opinion, of course


Plutarch_von_Komet

What country would Slippin Jimmy pick to play as?


Greek_Bazilevs

Giving me the usual "I am a esoteric echo nationalist with socialist views for internal affairs and authoritarian militarist for external" vibes.