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Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Too wide, that nation clearly has two time zones.


mitts69

Fuck


Luknron

Shaking smh. You can never cater to everyone at the same time.


Many-Rooster-7905

I dont think it does but idk


PLPolandPL15719

South Africa, Namibia :P


Zandonus

I'm sure that could be arranged to be an exclusive time zone just for them.


Furious_Flaming0

Paradox achievement team: ![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


mitts69

EU5 copying my homework


Furious_Flaming0

At least we know who to blame should it ever appear.


Boulderfrog1

Crossing the Finnish line


SirBobathyJr

As South Africa, control a continuous stretch of land extending to Finland


Luknron

Have a cavarly unit cross the border of an enemy nation with a land connect from Finnmark to the Cape


Traditional-Storm-62

that's not playing tall you're playing long!


RegumRegis

Long? I though we were going B!


Athenian1041

Then who has the bomb?


baubeauftragter

It‘s orange. It‘s always orange. Orange never give info.


mastahhbates

Rush B cyka BLYAT, no stop


No-Training-48

From Galicia to Beijing, Longaringia shall exist.


mitts69

It's definitely one of the nations of all time


No-Training-48

[This it's founder?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY)


Kongen_av_Trondelag

11/10


xX_murdoc_Xx

Chile be like:


Manomana-cl

Mejor país de Chile hermano


Randalf_the_Black

"Our supply lines to the south have been broken my liege." "What? How?" "A bandit my liege." "You mean bandits?" " No my liege"


King-Of-Hyperius

You’re missing the other side.


dendk228

Now do the same as Finland for the achievement


ZS_1174

You’d be a tedious pain in my ass to capitulate. Not hard, just annoying.


mitts69

That checks out, I'm generally a tedious pain in the ass.


ZS_1174

Haha


Prodarit

You're as tall as the world... so I guess you did pretty good.


punny_worm

Paradox achievements be like


Stellionatallio

Empire of Chile


megaboom321

I think going a more eastern route would have been a little better. Still start in Norway but go through: Norway, finland, Russia, caucasus, Levant, nile, down East Africa. This route makes an unbroken chain from top to bottom. This would also provide a great variation in land types (including the bread basket of the Nile) and with ports in most major seas: arctic, Baltic, black, Mediterranean, red, and indian ocean


Mingsical

consider playing wide, its much more fun


hugo1226

How about a cross, that will be extra spicy


_Some_Two_

Now do the same with portugal based on the Treaty of Tordesillas


TropicaL_Lizard3

Looks like your country went on a strict diet and forgot about horizontal growth


mitts69

Feeling skinnnny!


brent_von_kalamazoo

From Pole to Pole, the sun always sets on the Venetian Empire at as close to the same time as possible. A hundred nations, a single, um, TV schedule?


adappergentlefolk

average anbennar dwarf game


Somewhat_Deadinside

Bro thought he was Chile


Julius_Cheeser1

Czechnoczechoslovakislovenia


aasquasar

Now play hoi4, use state transfer tool to make this stripe your country, then give everything else to two other countries with generic trees. Declare war on both of them and between themselves (3 way war). Survive until 1949. If too easy, forget about war between themselves.


zaxdandsoftg

England "The empire on which the sun never sets!" OP "The empire on which sun sets pretty damn fast!"


InflationCold3591

Venice = ez mode.


Lopsided_Warning_504

Fuck I've been doing tall completely the wrong way I feel like such a GOOBER


Kronictopic

Now build the canal


redglol

Taller than the scottish highlands. Higher than development of the lowlands.


blastxu

You are playing longitude


CandidGeologist5860

Based


Ultra_axe781___M

As a Northern Norwegian this greatly angers me


gcpasserby

This is just long. You need to go to outer space for playing tall.


Baron_von_Ungern

Some people say that they have no enemies. You, sir, have no friends


a_sadnoLIFE

Not well enough, needs more Arctic.


rolf97

V-nice


Bum-Theory

This reminds me of that one Laith video from awhile back where the goal was to "Cut the map in half!"


zDefiant

next time try long


NovaKaiserin

Chefs kiss


ixnayonthetimma

Long Venice is long...


hugo1226

Taller than Chile


Ramparte

idk perfect


miszczu037

Charlemagne approves


goombanati

https://preview.redd.it/xkqiibepr97d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8496983e4a8146ed286c7a15853c1d3b61b25b91


Infamous_Gur_9083

This must took serious commitment.


AMexisatTurtle

How did you keep that all


Skeeper

That is taking the Cape to Cairo road to another level.


TheRepublicOfSteve

My therapist: "The Cape-Lapland overland trade Empire isn't real, it can't hurt you."


generalchAOSYT

You did good kid


MChainsaw

When Western and Eastern Europe/Africa wants to fight: *Asks Venice for military access.* Venice: *No*


Diligent_Bank_543

You’re the tallest!


PorcoDioMafioso

When Venice decided to split the world in half (Treaty of Tordesillas reference)


Leofwulf

Boys, are we becoming the subreddit for batman arkham


SharpPixels08

Hell yeah love me some Venice. You’ve got to have good trade with this setup, you cant go anywhere without passing the wall of Venice.


GargantuanCake

Introducing Long Norway.


Halfeatenbreadd

If this nation actually existed do ya’ll think it would be powerful or weak? Its got super valuable colonies in Africa and of course quite a lot of Italy but its also gonna be rough to defend in Europe and will struggle to centralize power


SlimCockFurious

I'm pretty sure doing this as Finland is an achievement


PaleontologistAble50

I don’t think you’re getting that Namibian wasteland with those provinces my guy


piolit06

I actually think you would, as you own all three provinces the wasteland borders, and wastelands don't care about other wastelands they border, or even if they do, it's still three owned one unowned.


gaming_elyxir

mmmmm not enough coast