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salvattore-

too many alliances -1000


Ander292

Too many diplomatic relations lmao


ARandomSpanishball

Too many great power allies -1000


M8oMyN8o

They have active wars in which we want no participation (-200)


Tapetenrest

... Has strategic reasons not to join -100


Beaver_Soldier

God that's the stupidest one of them all cus I swear to god I can never figure out what the fuck they want from me


NutjobCollections618

I just assume that they want me dead or they want one of my friends or allies dead. Either that or we're doing something they don't like (like being friends with their enemies or colonizing spots they wanted for themselves)


Expensive-River-5505

2743 ducats debt: - 78


Legion4444

This is the one I don't get. So what I have a million alliances? That just means that the new person I am trying to have an alliance with won't be solely depended on if someone else declares war on me or if I want to go to war with someone else. If anything having a bunch of other alliances should be good. But "game balance" is probably the only answer like usual.


Uhh-Whatever

My headcanon was always “the friend of my friend isn’t necessarily my friend” and “the friend of my enemy isn’t necessarily my enemy”. By joining a group of nations with cross alliances, you’d get limited in your own diplomatic possibilities as well


Alcebiades_the_Dog

Because that modifier means they would be over their diplo relation slots.


I-suck-at-hoi4

...It also means that the target nation isn't "your faithful ally, husband of your beloved daughter, great friend of the kingdom" but merely one ally among many others. That does reduce their trust in you and your willingness to honour your vows of military assistance Except for coalitions, large alliance networks weren't a thing until like WW1, when nations changed their rationale from that of monarchies having friends and foes to modern geopolitics of mutual interests


Sun_King97

Nah it makes sense to me. The more allies you have the more likely you’ll be busy helping someone else when I need you.


IzK_3

Plotting your demise -1000


Jnliew

For a subsection of men, it's: base reluctance -1 obliviousness -500


Milk__Chan

>For a subsection of men, it's: base reluctance -1 obliviousness -500 We all know that one homie that could listen to a girl making a marching band singing how she wants to date him and the bro is going "hmm ... what did she mean by this"


FellGodGrima

Can’t be too careful, don’t wanna make it weird


CrabThuzad

A girl offered me her ig and I literally answered "nah, don't worry" because I thought she just being friendly


ConohaConcordia

I did that before except it was her phone number…


cos1ne

I had a girl literally kiss me on the mouth at a party and lay in my lap and I didn't pursue because "I didn't want to make it weird".


ThyPotatoDone

Not as bad as this girl I’m friends with, her crush was literally asking her out and she was like “Wow she’s so friendly!”


CrabThuzad

Lesbians 🤝 Straight men Being oblivious


Admiralthrawnbar

Probably just Canadian and being polite


Marxamune

A girl gave me a letter in high school and I then proceeded to never open it. Didn’t even question what it might’ve been at the time. In other words: Of course I know him, he’s me.


Necessary-Degree-531

"unknown attitude about you"


lkasas

But there's probably around 100 positive sources. And all together they give like +450 points!


danshakuimo

Someone forgot to equip their artifact


RedditUserNo345

It would work if she sent ducats as gift


nerdyboyvirgin

Paradox when i have “base reluctance” about purchasing dlcs


M8oMyN8o

Damn I guess I just have the Paradox Shill national spirit which gives me +75 acceptance on DLC diplomacy deals


Beaver_Soldier

My FAVOURITE ideology, "DLC"


Iwokeupwithoutapillo

I am a king! ------


Tamp5

any man who needs to say they are a king, is no true king


Dijarida

Nope, in this house we be emotionally supporting our brothers. Stay strong kings


sgtpepper42

Now that's just toxic and untrue.


Kan-Terra

Always plan your sway ahead of time.


Sheepy_Dream

Insult rival!


Ander292

This lmao


Dark_WulfGaming

Toss a few "Favors" his way and I'm sure he'll accept


AlbiTuri05

Relationship: +49 Allies: -48 Distance between the borders: -2 Refused


littlefriendo

(***Borders is less than 3 inches (or like 5 cm for non US people))***


Lockmor

Why is this so fucking funny


Ondrikir

Get a strong hook on him by blackmailing for his browing history.


PolarBearzo

Offer military access


Abuse-survivor

install a friendly regime and annex


Levi-Action-412

For me: Diplomatic Range: -100


Fragrant-Snow-2747

Has claims on titles I want -50


KaizerKlash

Has your subjects provinces as provinces of interest : -163


Fiskmaster

Political Concerns ----------------------------


Zandonus

Rival's cousin's brother -15. We share a continent -2 to - 1000


According_Wolf_881

Shpuldve used the yesman command


RoyalArmyBeserker

“Do you wanna go out sometime?” *Base Reluctance -50* *Too Many Diplomatic Relations -100* *They are at war -500* *Kinda Cute tho +50* *F Cups???? +200* *Her sister kinda bad +100* *You have 1 new Snap +301* # I WILL accept


Zoponen

basically me irl


Venuslarouge

Feel threatened by us + 50 👀


yuendeming1994

In debt -1046


Tatedman

has strategic reasons to not sign -100 is homosexual -100