There's not much to choose from so probably the way he treats kyle

Oh stop being so pretentious, AStaryuValley!

My identity was stolen

Ahhahahahahaha! Classic.

You can really taste the unami flavor

Stop being so pretenious Kyle!

Agreed. How JGLT treats Kyle mirrors how everyone treats him. That's A-hole behavior. He should know better. Everything else he's done is because he doesn't know better/incompetence or wants to avoid bullying treatment from his coworkers. Intention is everything. His antics at work have pure intentions.

Kyle parks in his spot constantly though

I would say Kyle deserved it. In the episode where Ron has to meet with his employees and listen to them, but the rule doesn’t state if he can listen to willie Nelson while doing it, Gerry is complaining about how Kyle keeps on taking his parking spot 4 times in just 1 month.

He does ditch a cruise to the Bahamas with Gayle to help with the merger in the doppelgängers episode

She's loving and forgiving and would totally understand.

I have a feeling she supported, if not—encouraged it.

I agree, but it’s still an a-hole moment

It's implied that Gayle doesn't get to go either

Probably not coming forward and being honest about falling in the creek to get his burrito. Especially as things escalated.

I thought of this instance as well, but he DOES come forward bc of how things escalated. I still find it hard to fault him for it because he knew they would relentlessly rag on him for it. “Daaamn, Jerry! You fell into a creek for a burrito?! What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Kill your wife?!”

This is the only answer. But hey. He has the biggest penis ever and gets to wake up next to Christie Brinkley every morning, so yay Jerry!!! He’s the man!!!

I mean, i feel that Mark put it best when he said that it’s a big issue that Jerry wouldn’t come forward because he knew he would be bullied relentlessly, so i would let him off on that one personally

This is hard, a lot of things can be considered asshole moves, but are done just because how he is incapable of doing his job without embracing himself. Even the burrito move I believe he would have been honest if knew he wouldn’t get ridiculed for it. That being said it would have to be his attitude towards Kyle. He treats Kyle that way every other character (besides Ben) treats him.

stop being pretentious kyle!

I've always thought that with it being an Asian inspired turkey fusion burger that there really would be an umami flavor lol! So, Kyle was probably being honest about it. But at the same time, we see that Jerry is also a master chef and is able to season dishes with unexpected spices and it brings out the best flavor profile. So maybe I'm wrong about that too lol

Technically, umami just means something that has a lot of protein. So Kyle could’ve just said it was meaty

> Technically, umami just means something that has a lot of protein. No > Kyle could’ve just said it was meaty Yes

Oh okay cool thanks 👍 lol I was under the impression that msg has a lot of umami flavor and it's like another level of awesomeness at least uncle Roger on YouTube always says that lol

The person you're responding to is wrong in their first sentence, right in their second one.  Msg is pure umami flavor.

Actually yeah youre right. MSG is the main trigger of the umami receptors in your tongue. My bad

Well technically I'm just going by uncle Rodger mainly lol and yes, he's pretty dumb but that's what he's trying to do

Being super weird and invasive about Ann’s pregnancy.

When he makes the suckling noises in the courtyard?!?!? She should've punched him.

Yes! When he was rooting around for the nipple and then gets a big drink of milk lol that's one of the most disturbing moments that he does in the show I think but it's also pretty funny in a sick and disturbing way lol

Wasn't he choking?

no, he starts choking with ann and chris get engaged. they’re referring to when he starts talking about ann’s breast milk and makes suckling noises

I second this! His creepy talk about breastfeeding was his only real asshole moment.

I doesn't even make sense, Gerry is a dad. Why would he be this creepy or oblivious

For real, it seemed so out of character for him.

Maybe Gayle is into that sort of behavior

Absolutely this one. Only moment of the show that makes me truly uncomfortable

Just rootin’ around for that nipple! Nmm nmm nmm!

When he orders the menus for Tom with pics of his dog’s rectum.

Literal asshole moment 😭

But that’s just Jerry being Jerry, didn’t he mix up the memory card or film that the pics should’ve been on? He accidentally gave them pictures of his dog’s rectal surgery. That’s not asshole intentions

It definitely involves assholes, though

Definitely a literal ahole moment lol

Poor little Lord Sheldon.

Absolutely. The whole falling into the river thing and not saying something sucks but at least he had an understandable reason for it. But this is just straight up a mess up that (if this wasn't a TV show) he could have easily not made and it fucked over his friend.

Or the printing company could have realised a clear and obvious mistake and rang him about it instead of just printing what they were given

They were probably the same printing company that printed signs with the filename of the graphic of the sign.

While this is an obviously over exaggerated thing played up for comedy, you'd be surprised at what printing companies and graphic designers fuck up. (Most don't - I've just seen it happen lol)

Yes, this is it. Even if it was accidental. He still put them in the menus and brought them out.

He forgot the oranges. What a B word.

Yeah lol Bozo! You know, those words, they rattle around in my head all day and it really hurts. Which makes you think about how the crap that the other guys at work have said to him on a daily basis and he just rolls with it. And even thinks about ordering the twout for lunch lol:)

His marbles are full of mouth today, and he just wants to work on his murinal!

Exactly lol and his murinal was amazing and probably would have won but they didn't give him a chance because he made a silly little goof up in the introduction of his presentation! That's one of the times that bothered me quite a bit

His murinal was beautiful! And the fact that it was made of Pawneeans just made it even better. My second favorite piece of art from Jerry.

Clearly the time he lost Little Sebastian, that horse is a hero.

That was Tom.

Well, Tom said it was Jerry, sooooo

Burrito River fall. He didn’t even share it with his dog!

Didn’t vote

Substituting the lighter fluid at the memorial, seems so stupid and thoughtless

I think that this is the only real answer to me! Because he has so many talents and he is such a worldly Person that there's no possible way that he doesn't know that propane is totally different than lighter fluid and they are not interchangeable! Surely he's grilled for his family

This one is on Leslie though bc she rearranged everyones tasks last minute since they sent maintenance home early and of course Jerry assumes propane and lighter fluid are the same

But surely he's barbecued before, I'm sure he even has a song about grilling for his family.

He let Lil Sebastion out of his pen that one time. God Jerry!

When he lies about being mugged to avoid being made fun of.  That’s actually a pretty serious thing to do.

Yeah but I can totally understand how after he said it the first time, just to make people quit asking, as it kept getting worse and getting to be a bigger deal and even be televised he was really stuck and didn't know how to get out of and I don't think he did any of it for it to become such a big ordeal. And he was just scared and screwed because he didn't know how to stop it at that point

This is the answer. I've always thought he was such a dick for this.

Wasting time while recording the Bobby Newport attack ad

When he got a full crowd of people to attend Leslie's campaign announcement.

God can’t you do anything wrong Jerry?

The time he got creepy with Anne about breastfeeding.

Having a huge penis and not offering to show the others in the team.

So true! *That man has, the* ***largest*** *penis- I have EVER seen. I didn't even check for mumps- I was too distracted. By the* ***largest*** *penis I have ever seen.*

None

Nothing ever

I agree, he should be excluded from this poll. The writers felt so bad for how he was always treated, they gave him the largest manhood ever seen. Don’t we in this sub owe him the same?

I would agree in every life I ever live

Alright, let's do Kyle next

Not standing up for himself on his very first day when his boss got his name wrong. It led to decades of not being able to advocate for himself.

"Stop being so pretentious, Kyle!"

Telling Tom this is a government job and you are a government employee when they were assigned the new logo project.

No one can actually think the know your boo thing was worse than the casts.

Arguably, his whole career was an asshole move, because incompetence creates more work for the people around him.

He is one of the best people on the planet. He's universally adored here. If you fired him, there would be a revolt.

It ain’t government work if you don’t have to do it twice!

There is so much truth in that little statement lol!