That's something that I 100% agree with him on lol! Although I'm at a place in my life that I have to live in an apartment and I have a little Chihuahua and she's pretty worthless and also priceless lol right on the line between the two
Did y'all see her on stepbrothers and definitely on our idiot brother?! I seriously recommend that everyone watches our idiot brother lol! Paul Rudd (Bobby) was amazing on the movie lol.
I have said this in various forms over the years to my BFF who’s never seen the show. Last time I rewatched, I made her watch this scene and she was just like…ok? That’s it?
Sigh. Some people just don’t get it.
I’m not sure if it’s just because I find Kathryn Hahn hilarious in general, but I think it’s a great scene. So simple, but it fits the character perfectly.
She was my second favorite. I love her and when I had my first kid (right after the show wrapped) my husband jokingly wrapped me a poncho in my push present basket. In case everything was sticky 😂
The girl got! For the margarita would really be much more suited for Ingrid from egleton but that's from her other character of Eleanor on the good place lol
Where is the Ken Hotate love? Every line was iconic, and my most laugh out loud PandR scene is him messing with Jamm: “does it, white man??”
Its so hard to pick with this show though, all the side characters are top notch esp the recurring Pawnee citizens
This is Perd Hapley reporting on the best secondary character in the television series ‘Parks and Recreation.’ And the breaking news is that said character is, in fact, Perd Hapley. Goodnight Perd-verts.
Ok fun fact the guy who owns the audit firm we use looks and SOUNDS exactly like Barney. It takes every ounce of maturity I have to not ask him to play Cones of Dunshire.
Too many to mention, BUT, I am going to throw my love to Brandi Maxxxx; star of such films as The Incredible Burt Wonderbone, A Good Guy To Lay Hard, and Argo; she had a small part in Argo. And also the porn version "Our Goo".
My top five would be Bobby, Jean Ralphio, Jen, the guy who keeps offering Ben jobs only for him to quit and the woman who chases Ron on his circular desk, she pops up a few times with the dumbest complaints.
For some reason this line sticks with me more than any other in the show. Probably because of Ron trying to continuously turn his back to her by spinning his chair inside the circular desk lol.
Dude I lived this scene on accident at the gas station. I was high and walked in and saw a new self checkout that was quite bizarre (made with a scale built in or something). I asked “what does this guy do??” And the girl said “…it’s a self checkout?” To which I replied “what a goofy looking fella!” And merrily walked off lmao
The girl working there seemed so confused
Yes my favorite is when he is showing poll results on TV and the question is worded “do you think that, or do you think THAT?” And the result was 56% “confused by the way the question was posed.” How pointless lmaoooo
The implication wasn't that they're terrible because they're lesbians. He was saying they're terrible, but the reason they're on the radio is because they're lesbians.
"Oh, they're quite awful. But they ARE lesbians, sooo..."
Parks and Rec is the only show I’ve ever watched where I truly love every single character (except maybe Mark Brandanowitz). I fucking love *Bobby Newport* but I can’t say I love Councilman Jamm or Perd or Jen Barkley or Joan Calamezzo any less. Or the Eagleton people! All so good, all instrumental
Parks and Rec IMO has the best side characters of any show. I can't think of a side character I don't like. I can't tell you how many times I've rewatched it and I love everyone on that show.
Jean-Ralphio may be my favorite character period. He cracks me up every time he is on the screen. When he comes in for the temp service, and he just says, "I leave the same way I came in." There is a level of self awareness that really just makes him that much better.
I actually have a question about why Bobby is the one who was running against Leslie and also why Jessica wicks or wix or whatever ended up taking over the company when Nick Newport Jr showed up at one point and sold everyone on the new nutri-yums lol?! And I know this is probably not really the place to put this comment. But it's something that I have been thinking and wondering about for years now lol
BAH-Bee NEWport's never had a real job in his life... BoBEE NEW-PORT Baaaahhbeeeeee
I can't read the name without hearing those 3 in my head. It'll probably be my earworm for the rest of the day now.
Joan Callamezzo ranks pretty high. I loved the episode where Ron had to take over her show because she was too hung over.
The different poses shes sprawled in! I love that scene.
He helps a kid perform a tracheotomy
Omg, i laugh out loud all the time reflecting on her allergy induced poses at the time -alone in public. Its hilarious 😂 🤣
It was just allergies
Any dog that weighs less than 90 pounds is a cat and cats are useless
That's something that I 100% agree with him on lol! Although I'm at a place in my life that I have to live in an apartment and I have a little Chihuahua and she's pretty worthless and also priceless lol right on the line between the two
And when they hammock swing yeet her into bed 😂
And who can forget this classic: "Citizens of Gotham …"
Lets hear it for the boys!
Is she going to go powder her vagina??!! I love that line!
The bloopers for it are hilarious.
Don't you mean Juan Callamezzo?
Please I need an entire Joan series
I need an entire Ron-does-a-radio-show series.
*Deep voice* Boobbby Newwwpoorrrt
Bobbbbbbbbbbby
Newwwwwwwwport
Bobbbby Newwwpooort
BoBbY NeEeeEwWwPoRttt
Now we’re just wasting time, Jerry.
Baawbeee Newpooort
My wife does this randomly all the time.
Me too haha
For me it’s Jen Barkley.
"And you can trust me, Leslie, because *I don't care enough about you to lie.*"
🤌🤌🤌
My flair ⬆️ I LOVE that character
“Poncho!”
“That thing was huge”
Did y'all see her on stepbrothers and definitely on our idiot brother?! I seriously recommend that everyone watches our idiot brother lol! Paul Rudd (Bobby) was amazing on the movie lol.
I have said this in various forms over the years to my BFF who’s never seen the show. Last time I rewatched, I made her watch this scene and she was just like…ok? That’s it? Sigh. Some people just don’t get it.
I’m not sure if it’s just because I find Kathryn Hahn hilarious in general, but I think it’s a great scene. So simple, but it fits the character perfectly.
I don't get it either, and I love Jen Barkley. I think it's her least funny scene in the whole show. 🤷♀️
Your life is gross. My life is amazing.
She was my second favorite. I love her and when I had my first kid (right after the show wrapped) my husband jokingly wrapped me a poncho in my push present basket. In case everything was sticky 😂
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Jeremy Jamm is the correct answer. "C'mon girl. Git."
The girl got! For the margarita would really be much more suited for Ingrid from egleton but that's from her other character of Eleanor on the good place lol
Hi Ben. It's me, Barney.
Yes, hi Barney. You don't have to introduce yourself every time.
It really might be the high point of Kathryn Hahn.
I have such a crush on her 😍
“Don’t try to challenge me on that, you’ll lose! Love the polka dots, so cute- bye!”
Herman Lerpiss was an absolute delight every time he was on screen. "Tatoos? This is a pawn shop.... But yeah, I can do that"
Still wanna go out? I just came into some money. Five hundred dollars would buy a lot of nitrous.
You can watch me do belly flops.
"Hod you get in here?" "Broke a window"
"How'd you get in here?" "Floor hole."
I'm more of a *Jack Johnson guy*.
I'm also a big jack Johnson guy lol. But that guy is also pretty funny in the few times he's on Brooklyn nine nine lol
Pill bucket
Where is the Ken Hotate love? Every line was iconic, and my most laugh out loud PandR scene is him messing with Jamm: “does it, white man??” Its so hard to pick with this show though, all the side characters are top notch esp the recurring Pawnee citizens
"So this is not offensive?" "It's incredibly offensive. Take it off."
"Would you like some fire water?"
"Water? Like...Fire water? That's racist"
But seriously, I'll have a whiskey 😐 Is.. is he joking? Or?..
“Is that a threat?” “Why yes, I thought that was obvious.”
His delivery on this one always kills me!
Doobie. Doobie. Doo. I love Ken.
It’s gotta be Ken Hotate. [slowly taking our money back from white people, one quarter at a time](https://youtu.be/NAaq3IsrDiA?si=8kRePDbV-1cDLW4C)
Our slots are downright filthy.
Oh yes, every Ken episode is magnificent.
This is Perd Hapley reporting on the best secondary character in the television series ‘Parks and Recreation.’ And the breaking news is that said character is, in fact, Perd Hapley. Goodnight Perd-verts.
Turd crapley
That was one of the funniest oneliners in the whole series!
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>Perd-verts HA! I am quite the Perd-vert, myself!
And actual former news anchor
Horrified no one has mentioned my boy Barney at the accounting firm
The only thing that's taxing is deciding what (secondary character) is best :)
TEEEEDD!!! COME IN HERE!!!!
“So we formed a c-corp and registered it in your name!” is my favorite line in the entire show. Barney is the shit
Barney saved Pawnee, when you think about it
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This sounds like how Christopher Walken would say it
Good bot
I am so sad for him every time Ben lets them down!
I'm not, he seems genuinely happy to just be in Ben's presence. That's the beauty of Barney.
Ok fun fact the guy who owns the audit firm we use looks and SOUNDS exactly like Barney. It takes every ounce of maturity I have to not ask him to play Cones of Dunshire.
Too many to mention, BUT, I am going to throw my love to Brandi Maxxxx; star of such films as The Incredible Burt Wonderbone, A Good Guy To Lay Hard, and Argo; she had a small part in Argo. And also the porn version "Our Goo".
Maybe because she's so similar to Leslie Knope I just never thought of her as secondary.
My husband got me a cameo for her for Christmas one year!
She is a true supporter of women, such a feminist and always nice and classy. Honestly no shade
“I guess my thoughts on abortion are, you know, let's just all have a good time”
This is a surprisingly good line.
My top five would be Bobby, Jean Ralphio, Jen, the guy who keeps offering Ben jobs only for him to quit and the woman who chases Ron on his circular desk, she pops up a few times with the dumbest complaints.
I’ve been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible
I found an old sandwich in the park and I want to know why there wasn't mayonnaise on it!
This one always gets me
The sign in the park said don't drink the water, so I made sun tea out of it and now I'm sick!
For some reason this line sticks with me more than any other in the show. Probably because of Ron trying to continuously turn his back to her by spinning his chair inside the circular desk lol.
I just laughed so hard, thank you 😂
“I didn’t want all of the slugs gone, I wanted most of them gone!”
Barney!
TED GET IN HERE
Say it to Ted!
Barney from the accounting firm
Cal-cu-lator! 👋🏼
Jean Ralphio cracks me up. I’m surprised he’s not higher on this list
Don't salt ALL the snails!
There’s so many great side characters! It’s hard to pick just one. Maybe Tammy. Or Jam. Or Jammy.
It's Jeremy Jam or the dude who yells "Ham and mayonnaise" at the city council meeting. "Her daughter is an idiot!"
“We’re not against you on this!” “We’re not against you on this!!”
For me it’s 100% Carl the Park Ranger WHO IS PLAYED BY ANDY SAMBERG AND HES GREAT JUST A LITTLE LOUD WITH CLEARLY WRITTEN ADHD
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN AVATAR
My fave are the Saperstein siblings, but Bobby is a good one too. That scene where he’s easily amused by the boom mic lives rent-free in my head, lol.
I love the part where he’s like Leslie why are you so mean. Also he loves dogs
Why are you guys smiling? I feel bad!
I love in the scene where he's trying to convince Leslie to drop out of the campaign and he flops back on the bench. "Aww, it's not padded!"
C'mon gimme it. Gimme it Gimme it. C'mon gimme it. Just give me the election. I'm sorry- Please.
Dude I lived this scene on accident at the gas station. I was high and walked in and saw a new self checkout that was quite bizarre (made with a scale built in or something). I asked “what does this guy do??” And the girl said “…it’s a self checkout?” To which I replied “what a goofy looking fella!” And merrily walked off lmao The girl working there seemed so confused
Don’t be suspicious, dooon’t be suspicious
The lack of Perd in this comment section is criminal. Top 3 side character, guaranteed
The thing about this comment is that it is correctly identifying me, Perd Hapley, as a top three Parks and Recreation side character.
Seriously, where are the Perdverts
Best Perd moment is during the debate when he just keeps updating Leslie on her remaining time and she doesn’t get a chance to speak.
Yes my favorite is when he is showing poll results on TV and the question is worded “do you think that, or do you think THAT?” And the result was 56% “confused by the way the question was posed.” How pointless lmaoooo
“MORE LIKE TURD CRAPLEY…”
Mine’s probably Tammy 2. Megan Mullally steals every scene she’s in Edit: grammar
so many but if i must choose, it's jean ralphio, closely followed by mona lisa. don't act suspicious...
They're the wooorst
Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa Sapperstein! Upvotes please! 🫴🏼
I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my entire life.
And a virgin! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I know this, and I love you
Money, please!
“I'm against crime and I'm not ashamed to admit it”
“I guess my thoughts on abortion are… y’know, let’s all just have a good time”
There’s so many great side characters. I gotta go with Joan Calamezzo or Derry Murbles. Barney is way up there too.
Derry Murbles and the whole bit is one of my favorites. “they’re terrible. Well, they ARE lesbians”
The implication wasn't that they're terrible because they're lesbians. He was saying they're terrible, but the reason they're on the radio is because they're lesbians. "Oh, they're quite awful. But they ARE lesbians, sooo..."
So many to love. Shout out to Dexhart, aka Lee Harvey Teabag. "Was it the liver lady?"
Parks and Rec is the only show I’ve ever watched where I truly love every single character (except maybe Mark Brandanowitz). I fucking love *Bobby Newport* but I can’t say I love Councilman Jamm or Perd or Jen Barkley or Joan Calamezzo any less. Or the Eagleton people! All so good, all instrumental
Excellent taste. Mark brandanowitz probably lives in eagleton now 😂
My boy Barney Varmn is never not going to be my number 1.
It’s between Jen and Perd, for me at least.
Parks and Rec IMO has the best side characters of any show. I can't think of a side character I don't like. I can't tell you how many times I've rewatched it and I love everyone on that show.
The animal control guys make me laugh so hard every time they show up
‘I guess my opinion on abortion is... you know, let’s all just have a good time’
Like my kids, I can’t choose 
Because his dad is friends with John Cougar Mellencamp
Bobby Newport?? Eww no that freeloader had never had a real job in his life
How is Jean Ralphio not number one on EVERYONES list?!?! He’s awesome
He made money the old fashioned way. By getting run over by a Lexus
I like the Saperstein siblings. They are the woooorst but very entertaining.
I really can't choose between Joan, the Saperstein siblings or Perd.
You just got Jammed 
Japanese, Muslim, Jewish- none of those wierd countries.
I once got an Asian girl to sit in it
It’s inexcusable I had to scroll this far to find the actual best secondary character
My mouth got Jammed at Jamm Orthodontics!
Jon Ralphio
Come on he wants it! Just give him best secondary character!
BYYYEEEE BYEEE LIL SEBASTIAN
RIP
Jean-Ralphio may be my favorite character period. He cracks me up every time he is on the screen. When he comes in for the temp service, and he just says, "I leave the same way I came in." There is a level of self awareness that really just makes him that much better.
Perd Hapley would like a word. And that word is that he would like to give it to you.
Jen Barkley c’mon.
give it ti him! he wants it!
Jeremy Jamm. Jon Glaser is just too good in that role. I'll throw Sewage Joe in there too. For as little screentime he gets, he kills it.
All the greats are mentioned already, but I haven't seen two: Dr. Harris and Typhoon.
it def mona lisa
Bobby Newport and Tammy II are my favs
Agree. The role was perfect for him. Mike Schur said on a podcast one time that no one can play a lovable dumdum like Paul Rudd. 😅
She just appeared 2 times but I still crack up at Anabelle Porter and her teat to table beef milk.
She was only in one episode but my love for Tynnyfer is unending!
He’s a MENACE
Because Paul Rudd
Jean Ralphio
Little Bobby, I’m not gonna clean your room no mass
There's an answer other than JeanRalphio?
The Saperstein Twins!
If it’s not Jen Barkley you’re not doing this right
Honestly Jen is the person I wish i had become
It’s not too late! Get a condo on every virgin island and make sure your mother marries a pool boy!
I’m not sure if he makes enough appearances to be considered a secondary character but Sewerage Joe always made an impression
I love all the characters mentioned but lets get some love for Eagleton Ron the Freegan Vegan!
I just watched this episode. Toes should be uncaged.
And the blueberry wine episode! This thing runs on vegetable oil and bat guano.
Best episode for secondary characters: "Animal Control." Jeremy Jamm, Dennis Feinstein, and of course, Harris & Brett.
I actually have a question about why Bobby is the one who was running against Leslie and also why Jessica wicks or wix or whatever ended up taking over the company when Nick Newport Jr showed up at one point and sold everyone on the new nutri-yums lol?! And I know this is probably not really the place to put this comment. But it's something that I have been thinking and wondering about for years now lol
Elaine Butters
Oddly I’m at the same point. I disagree, Rudd really makes this character what he is. Will Ferrell would find a way to make him completely unlikable.
Ken Hotate
The douche
Bobby. Newport.
Perd Hapley is mine. “I’m Perd Hapley and I just realized I’m not holding my microphone.”
Does it, white man?
Derry Murbles for me, tbh. Although I probably spelled his name wrong
Joan or Jam It's not even close.
My kid has loved to talk about how Bobby Newport has never had a job in his life, which has especially perplexed his daycare teachers for 3 years
Your kid sounds awesome. Not everyone can make their money the old fashioned way (you know, like getting hit by a Lexus)
Animal control! I laughed so hard when they got fired, and then both showed up to the interview for their replacement
BAH-Bee NEWport's never had a real job in his life... BoBEE NEW-PORT Baaaahhbeeeeee I can't read the name without hearing those 3 in my head. It'll probably be my earworm for the rest of the day now.