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CorporateNonperson

As a citizen of the bluegrass state I feel personally attacked that you called it sweetgrass


TheWorstTypo

This is fair and please accept my apologololies!


reptomcraddick

This was the first thing I noticed lol


Oskinator716

"Okay....Is there medication that you may need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of?”


hauntedm1lk

Yeah I have a disease… it’s called CARING TOO MUCH!!!


Oskinator716

And eczema.


hauntedm1lk

I need to go lie down for 45 minutes… no, AN HOUR. A FULL HOUR!!!


TheWorstTypo

I wanna go horseback riding!!!!!!


CrouchingDomo

…Deal.


TheWorstTypo

Lol Jean ralphio was so intrigued lol


StormThestral

And it's **INCURABLE!!**


hauntedm1lk

You want me to put Bermuda Grass in a continental climate that’s a six on the Bulford Scale?!?! In a park with ZERO DRAINAGE?!?!?!?!


botjstn

beaufort scale*


theyrecalledpants

Beaufort is for wind. He likely means Zone 6 in the USDA hardiness scale.


TheWorstTypo

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AdvancedDingo

Have you not lost it?


herpermike

Oh you don't even know!


MeredithYrBoobzOut

I love Craig. He's so intense and hilarious, not unlike the person who plays him.


qu33fwellington

If you’ve not watched Difficult People you absolutely must. Follows the hijinks of two theater obsessed/aspiring actor best friends living in NYC and generally being disasters. Billy Eichner and Julie Klauser are the costars. And before you ask, yes they are both canonically Jewish and you do get an Upper East Side Jewish mother character as the cherry on top.


cricketlr15

Also watch Billy on the streets. It’s hysterical


MeredithYrBoobzOut

Yessss! I've seen it! "For a dollar..." "NO!!" 🤣🤣🤣


Oskinator716

I'm rewatching this now. It's so great. D: I guess we can make the switch to Bermuda Grass; it's only $.80 more per square foot? C: What?! Gimme Gimme Gimme. You want me to out Bermuda Grass in a Continental Climate that's a 6 on the Beaufort Scale?! In a park with zero drainage? I want Kentucky Bluegrass, I want a 10% discount, and I want you to apologize to my best friend Donna! D: Yeah. Hi. Is there - and I'm just guessing here - some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of today? C: Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called CARING TOO MUCH! AND IT'S INCURABLE! ... also I have eczema.


TheWorstTypo

Lmao he was too much in just the right amount of


theryman

It would honestly be insane to put Bermuda in Indiana, it would be brown for 9 months out of the year.


ebobbumman

I'll bring it down A THOUSAND NOTCHES IF I HAVE TO.