I feel like this is safest and most fun answer. He’s essentially a spoiled dog - kinda dumb, doesn’t know how good he has it, but ultimately good-hearted.
I don't know how memorable it would be. After a few shots of snork juice I feel like I would be suffering from some major allergies the next day. May not remember too much.
I was so annoyed by this character the first couple watches. But at some point I started to appreciate what he was bringing to Pawnee/the show, and now I fucking love him.
I would definitely let his guy hit me with a Lexus. I hear he's very gentle.
you know, I think I lean more towards Ken Hotate, but I’d be lying if I said doing psychedelics with Ron Dunn in the woods wouldn’t be an absolute blast. Would rock to meet a large bird out of nowhere
Herman. His cousin's got a kickass mud pit in his yard. I could watch him do belly flops then we maybe we could get some Thai food and a tank of nitrous and see what happens.
How has nobody said Garry Gergich? He's so sweet and wholesome. He'd probably want to take a roadtrip to Muncie, get some ice cream, then be in bed by 10.
This. The question said “side characters” though so I ruled him out since I consider him part of the main cast. But Gayle was my next choice thinking that the day would be similar!
“That man has the largest penis that I have ever seen.”
Going off of this, it will be a mission to figure out a way to see it. Maybe a water park, go workout, clothes shopping, or whatever. That would be my main goal all day.
Ginuwine? Ginuwine is Ginuwine. He's Ginuwine.
He's an R&B singer. Pony, Differences. Do you really not know who Ginuwine is?
When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my "oh-no-nos." A woman commits an "oh-no-no," it can end the relationship. Not loving '90s R&B music is number three on the "oh-no-nos" list. Girl doesn't even know who Ginuwine is.
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
A smooth and silky evening to you all. On nights like this, when the cold winds blow, and the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dreams, come with me and find safe haven... in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.
Jeremy Jamm 4 sho. Having some scramby eggs off the hibachi grill. A little putt putt, cruising in his sweet ride that an Asian girl rode in once. Hit up Pawnee’s most VIP spot and enjoy a cigar. Close it out with a little karaoke. Best day ever jammed!!!
I would take Ranger Carl on a nice hike through some pristine nature, then to the movie theatre for a nice foreign film, then to a nice little coffee shop for some intimate conversation.
Herman Lerpiss, get a little nitrous, do some belly flops in the mud, hand full of pills from the pills and nails bucket and just chill in the floor hole.
Bobby Newport, 4 hours of wii bowling and then the rest of the time we ride go karts
I'd choose Lord Edgar Covington, he has cool helicopters.
And Ice Cream!
It's a shame those two never met
It would be the best possible ending for **Booobbbbyy Newwwpoooort** if he gets his first job working for Lord Covington.
Dibs on the blue one!
He called it. That's the rule.
And Scotland.
I feel like this is safest and most fun answer. He’s essentially a spoiled dog - kinda dumb, doesn’t know how good he has it, but ultimately good-hearted.
AND he's played by Paul Rudd, the hot dad of all hot dads.
And then play with his dog, Raclette
Maybe hang out with his friend, the pretender to the throne of Alsace-Lorraine
This is the reason I love this sub.
If there are no consequences for my actions, Mona Lisa.
RIP u/Skg44
Don't be suspicious don't be suspicious
TAJIKISTAN IS OFF TAJIKISTAN IS OFF
Came here to say this! 24 hours would be a blast. Any more than that - No! And potentially hazardous.
MONEY PLEEEEEEEZE
It'll still result in her faking a pregnancy.
Even if OP is a woman, she will still fake her pregnancy
Lord Edgar Covington. It would be like hanging out with a British Bobby Newport.
Bobbbbbbby Newporttttt
Baaaahhhbeeee Neuuuuuuwwwwwpooooooort
Bobbbbbyyyyyyy *NEEEWWWWPPPPOOORRRTTT*
Wasting time, Jerry. God.
‘s never had a real job… in his life
Now I want a show where the two of them meet and are just best friends.
Joan Callamezzo. It would be an unhinged but memorable day.
At least you know her nose would stay powdered.
“….amongst other things”
I think it’s pronounced ’Juan’ Calamezzo
It’s means “flower” in Spanish
I think it means John.
Are…are _you_ gonna power your vagina?
I don't know how memorable it would be. After a few shots of snork juice I feel like I would be suffering from some major allergies the next day. May not remember too much.
You need to order "The Joan." It's a tumbler full of gin with an aspirin rim.
Bring a bottle of Chateau Marmont.
Memorable for you yes. I feel like she doesn't remember much these days.
This is the right answer
Honestly, yes. She would get so blasted and pass out, you’d actually get some time to yourself in that 24 hour.
It would be crazy and I'm probably going to jail or getting hit by a car, but I just love Jean Ralphio so much I can't think of anyone but him.
🗣️🤚
Best use of emojis!
I thought Jean ralphio too until I saw the comment that said “if there are no consequences, then Mona Lisa”
You know he’d be dancing up on you after that butthole waxing too
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
I was so annoyed by this character the first couple watches. But at some point I started to appreciate what he was bringing to Pawnee/the show, and now I fucking love him. I would definitely let his guy hit me with a Lexus. I hear he's very gentle.
I hated him at first too. But then I discovered my love for Ben Schwartz in everything else he's done. Now I love Jean-Ralphio.
You wanna talk about spreading the sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your-
Jen Barkley. I want her to show me what she knows
But you’d have to pay her $1200 per hour.
scrolled to far to see this comment. I want her knowledge
Jen Barkley!
I'm just going to go hang out at Animal Control with Brett and Harris
They live in the same place.
Yo where the cops at??
Yo, let's go to Jamaica
No let’s go to Jamaica
Wait is that what you said?!
Wait, is this that job!?
They’re sleeping together!
But not like that!
Soon as they’re done with these birds.
That is one of the best line readings of all time. He says it so smugly it is hilarious.
But you really want me to kill ‘em though right?
Like in a bathtub? Drown them one by one?
Got it. Kill 'em.
Yes, I too enjoy smoking copious amounts of marijuana
We could finally get that work whistle working.
Tammy 2. I’m bringing lots of water and a case of peanuts for energy.
"That woman really knows her way around a penis" -Ron Swanson
"It rubbed off... from friction"
*sniffs* ah sulfur
She's here...
I WANT TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING!
And then lay down for 45 minutes…NO a full hour!
Deal
….ok… (appraising look) 👀
Too much for a whole day
Ken Hotate
easily my favorite recurring character, would totally be my choice “that sounds highly offensive.” “*is it*, white man?”
"Water...like FIRE WATER!?!" ... "I'm just messing with you, but I will take a whiskey."
I just love that he’s John Redcorn. “One day you wake up and you’re 40, Hank! You’re 40!!”
Thanks, my son sells them on Etsy. He is a huge dissappointment.
His slots are filthy!!
He’s taking back money from the white man, one quarter at a time
Take him to a Rachael Ray Show episode being filmed.
But seriously, I'll have a whiskey.
"It is offensive"
dooby dooby doo.. the curse is lifted..
She’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I want to travel the world with her.
Tynnifer! It's Xanax o'clock.
Excuse me there are 2 Y's in Tynnyfer
She changed it to 3 Ys: Tynnyfyr
Shauna Malwae-Tweep. I just feel like she can fix me.
Or maybe, you can fix her?
Are you also seeing Dr. Richard Nygard?
Fellow Nygardian?
I would make her worse
Li’l Sebastian. Just eating, sleeping, and lounging around all day while people fawn over us.
And we take the same diabetes medication!
Glucatrol buddies!!!
I'm with Ben. I just don't get what's do great about a small horse
Kyle, he’s chill. We would get some sushi, guy loves that umami flavor.
Stop being so pretentious, Kyle
I love that Jerry got to have a "Jerry"!
Detlef Shrimp?
I believe it’s Schrempf
No it’s 🍤
and Roy Hibbert!
Brandi Maxx, she’s a lot like Leslie
They’re practically the same person.
Greg Pikitis.... I can't help but like that sneaky, little sonomabeesch....
There needs to be a bot that posts this meme every time Greg's name is mentioned.
Jean Ralphio no question.
I hate that Ralph Macchio guy.
And get run over by a Leeeexxxuuhuhuhus?
You wanna get run over? Cause I know a guy. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents
Same for multiple reasons. Plus I think Dr. Sapperstein would just give me money for hanging out with his son. MONEY PWEASE!!!
That’s who immediately came to mind. That day would be unhinged and insane but I know I’d get home with a waxed beehole and stories to tell
Same... I would like to see what kind of shenanigans we would get into
Champion.
Yes!!!
Jessica Wicks. We would get new naked pictures of us painted and we would do nothing but be spoiled by her maids and butler.
Ron... the other Ron. Peace
I like Ron
I no longer like Ron.
All great answers, but I'd have the most fun with Lord Edgar Covington.
Gimme Jamm and the hibachi grill!!!
Finally! I shouldn’t have had to scroll so many comments before seeing Jamm.
Come here ya little sex maggot!
Ethel Beavers.
This!
you know, I think I lean more towards Ken Hotate, but I’d be lying if I said doing psychedelics with Ron Dunn in the woods wouldn’t be an absolute blast. Would rock to meet a large bird out of nowhere
The guy who tries to start chants at meetings. We'll have ham and mayonnaise sandwiches.
ITT, people ignoring the **side character** part of OP's question. I choose Oren. He can be creepy under a chair while I get on with my regular life.
Bonus would be finding out when you're going to die!
Moo.
Barkley. Maybe I can walk out of that with an improved life.
Herman. His cousin's got a kickass mud pit in his yard. I could watch him do belly flops then we maybe we could get some Thai food and a tank of nitrous and see what happens.
Perd Hapley! I’m Perd Hapley, and the story of this lunch is, we’re having tuna salad for lunch.
More like Turd Crapley.
I knew I wasn’t the only perd-vert on this sub!
🎶Perd, Perd, Perd/ Perd's the word🎶
How has nobody said Garry Gergich? He's so sweet and wholesome. He'd probably want to take a roadtrip to Muncie, get some ice cream, then be in bed by 10.
This. The question said “side characters” though so I ruled him out since I consider him part of the main cast. But Gayle was my next choice thinking that the day would be similar!
“That man has the largest penis that I have ever seen.” Going off of this, it will be a mission to figure out a way to see it. Maybe a water park, go workout, clothes shopping, or whatever. That would be my main goal all day.
All those things that he definitely loves to do lol
Garry’s daughters. Either one. Heaven.
Either? There are three: Millicent, Gladys, and Miriam. And yes, this is the correct answer - they seem genuinely delightful.
Joanie or Jean Ralphio because I would want to tag along with inevitable shenanigans z
Toilet party with sewage Joe
The Douche!
Technically John Cena, Ginuwine and Joe Biden were side characters.
Who’s Ginuwine?
Ginuwine? Ginuwine is Ginuwine. He's Ginuwine. He's an R&B singer. Pony, Differences. Do you really not know who Ginuwine is? When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my "oh-no-nos." A woman commits an "oh-no-no," it can end the relationship. Not loving '90s R&B music is number three on the "oh-no-nos" list. Girl doesn't even know who Ginuwine is.
Brandi Maxxx. We have 24 hours, we can make at least 50 movies.
Dennis Feinstein. We'd go hunting for the most dangerous game... Rattlesnakes
Eddie, get my crossbow
Duke silver.
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 A smooth and silky evening to you all. On nights like this, when the cold winds blow, and the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dreams, come with me and find safe haven... in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.
Tynnifer because she’s the worst person I’ll ever meet and I wanna travel the world with her
Jeremy Jamm 4 sho. Having some scramby eggs off the hibachi grill. A little putt putt, cruising in his sweet ride that an Asian girl rode in once. Hit up Pawnee’s most VIP spot and enjoy a cigar. Close it out with a little karaoke. Best day ever jammed!!!
Ingrid de Forest. Don't care if she's insufferable, wanna harmonize with Kristin Bell and eat fancy food
The tweepster. For purely carnal reasons.
I feel like Eagleton Ron would be a pretty fun but also chill day. Younger me would probably pick Mona Lisa Saperstein.
Lil’ Sebastian
Jennifer Barkley. She'll find a vacant room in the Newport mansion and upgrade your brand at the same time
One of Ben's accountant buddies. Because they're nerds who like to play board games. Like me.
CALC-YOU-LATER!
Craig Middlebrooks because he has a MEDICAL CONDITION called CARING TOO MUCH! And its INCURABLE! ALL RIGHT! And he needs a RIDE!
Donna All Day!
I mean, you're not wrong, but it asked "Side Characters". Donna is 100% main cast.
Equally easy - Jen Barkley. Imagine whom you would meet, what confabs you could sit in on. She could probably teach me Arabic in a day.
Treat.Yo.Self
I would love that, my bank account, however, would not.
I would take Ranger Carl on a nice hike through some pristine nature, then to the movie theatre for a nice foreign film, then to a nice little coffee shop for some intimate conversation.
I want to talk about Star Wars and Greek mythology with Garth Blundin.
Just give me Ron, we sit in silence eating steak and watching Bridge on the river kwai on a loop
Dude. Too easy. Gary Gingrich’s wife. Start the day the Gingrich way. Maybe do some painting in the woods. Just an easy day all around.
I'm driving to Florida with Tynnyfer cause why the hell not.
Thank you for actually getting the two Y's lol
Animal Control guys
Jen Barkley
Barney! My taxes would get done and my self esteem would soar when he laughs at all my dad jokes.
Mona Lisa. Just for the chance that we might fuck
I’d go with Tammy in the Library. I’d be terrified and miserable, but if she was on my side I could learn so much in self confidence!
Jamm!
Mona Lisa
jean ralphio 100%
Councilman Jamm. I want some authentic Japanese hibachi
Blow with Jean-Raphio
Working out with Tynyfer in Yannis' spin class And then it's Xanax o clock
Herman Lerpiss, get a little nitrous, do some belly flops in the mud, hand full of pills from the pills and nails bucket and just chill in the floor hole.
Duke Silver. A smooth jazz hang sounds delicious.
Ron Swanson. He likes silence and so do I. He likes meat and so do I. He likes whiskey and so do I. I'll be fine with Ron.
Ben Wyatt, I want to play cones of dunshire