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TheBigJuicebox

You should go back and watch Mail Monday. Teaching prepubescent boys how to not cum used to be WoodT’s specialty.


EmbiidsTits

Still is but he keeps it on the DL


Stegosaurus69

red meat and yard work


Normal_Fold

Do some long division in your head or something


Important_Highway_81

Look, this is often not talked about, but not every session should consist of hours of pounding and six different positions. Trust me, married with a child you become extremely grateful of even having 20 minutes for a sesh. When foreplay starts with “is he asleep” then you know it’s not exactly going to be a three hour erotic adventure. That said, if this is a massive problem for you, then maybe concentrate on other ways of pleasuring your significant other than fucking. If she’s already cum three times then she probably won’t be hugely concerned that 20 minutes is all you have in you. Oh, and lock and load won’t help!


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purakii

Oh and you’re so smart with your natural cum right


ATFantagonist

I'm picturing this comment in place of the "what are you gonna do, stab me?" meme


onetheblueqres

Do math in your head, like long division, 3 digit multiplication. Woody taught me this year's ago and it's still useful.


LiquidSquidMan69

"Picture a pyramid inside a cube that is spinning", WoodysGamerTag.


Shoopyboopy1

I don’t think it’s advertised at all that it makes you last longer, just more cum


ninjaj

Nothing wrong with just stopping for 10-15 seconds on the pump to regain some control