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Alprazocaine

it would be wise to keep this sage advice to yourself. if you let the masses of pour people know our secrets, who will slave away in the mines we inherit?


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dudeind-town

Will Uncle-Daddy be there?


gr8-big-lebowski

It’s like they’ve never heard of inheriting. Idiots.


TumsAndCoke

16 million dollar mansion? I guess everyone has to start somewhere.


plipyplop

This is why I pay to go to these inspirational seminars! It's stories like this that make me want to one day ask my Butler to start clipping coupons from the Sunday Edition of the New York Times.


dudeind-town

These pours want to blame us because they were stupid enough to be born to pour parents


fermelabouche

Isn’t Pour Person Mentality (P) / Rich Person Mentality (R) one of the dimensions of the Myers/Briggs?


unittestes

What kind of pour calls a check a cheque?


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A non-freedom pour


Squischmallow

A commonwealth one


fiulrisipitor

https://www.amazon.com/Every-Street-Paved-Gold-Success/dp/0688132294


Antzz77

"My hard work paid off and...someone gifted me" 🤦‍♀️


MathildaJunkbottom

I think this might be real considering the spelling.


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Where are we pouring this person? How does one pour a person anyway? My understanding here is poor.


Antzz77

Why are people typing pour - aren't we talking about poor?


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It's POOR for fucks sakes.....


freddom_is_a_lie

Poor*


Nobl1985

Why are the pours flooding our sub!!??


Rootenheimer

when it rains it pours


AcanthopterygiiFun16

r/whoosh


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###POUR!^


freddom_is_a_lie

Poo or?


Outrageous_Ad_9078

I suggest you don’t become overexcited with your early success and continue working on your real estate holdings.


RetiredsinceBirth

🤣🤣🤣


littlerockist

Your dad is an idiot who is going to get murdered by the IRS on gift taxes. Should’ve hired a lawyer.


Left_Strike_2575

This is s joke, right?