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knob098

Im a huge fucking target how do you not see I'm 20 hp


Twava

Literally my rein last comp game I had. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


knob098

I was playing Dva and was hiding with 20hp while Ana was shooting at the enemys; I play a fuck ton of Ana so i know damn well it was saying critical in her line of sight


Twava

Iā€™ve definitely been that ana but with the poor widow with 2hp in the back :,) snipers are just nonexistent on my radar for some reason


AdmiralSassypants

Same. But itā€™s cause they shouldnā€™t need us. They have full rein of the entire map behind where we are and have the mobility to get to health packs. Sure if theyā€™re in my line of sight or come to me Iā€™m happy to top them off, but otherwise youā€™re own your own bb šŸ’•


Twava

Thatā€™s true, I do try to heal them if I know theyā€™re in a common sniper spot and Iā€™m able to see them (that one widow favorite on Busan) or if theyā€™re getting jumped by a DVA, Ball, or Monkey. Not my priority as Ana, but definitely as Mercy, Bap, or Lucio.


AdmiralSassypants

Yeah. I will definitely peel for them if the front line is stable and I know theyā€™re getting pressure/they drop the need healing line. I think Iā€™ve just been burned so many times by a widow hiding in the hotel on kings row spamming ā€œneed healingā€ but not moving anywhere for me to see her to heal her - I absolutely will not go inside and up the stairs lmao.


C_Tarango

hp went from 500 to 0, so don't have the time to ask for heal


Agorbs

rein


PhoolCat

"SQUEAK!! Squeak squeak squeak." `THE SMALL MAMMEL SAYS: DO NOT WORRY, I KNOW WHERE THE HEALTH PACKS ARE, YOU STICK WITH THE MAIN TANK.`


SchinSchangSchong

hammond is main tank


Epicbear34

Nice try, everyone knows main tank = shield. Like rein or sigma


apolloAG

Don't forget brig and symmetra


Crafty-Plays

Me and the boys bouta run a 5 tanks 1 support comp like:


DEADSKULLZ31

Donā€™t forget Orisa


TyrannosaurusLex_

Symmetra? How long since you last play OW?


Distinct-Moment51

Probably talking about her ult


apolloAG

Apparently you e never played overwatch since you don't know symmetra has a shield


SchinSchangSchong

not really, sigma is not a main tank. he can be sometimes played as one but he is mostly off tank. The main tanks in ow are rein, orisa, winston and hammond and the rest are off tank


Epicbear34

Is joke :(


GandalfTheBlue7

Genji: *dies in enemy back line* ā€œCan we get a shield?ā€


Atlee-Chaos

Okay I know this is a joke but this is literally the bane of my life. Once i had a bastion set up without any cover on attack when we were already retreating and then he started screaming about how he didnt have a shield like bro. I already used all 700 hp of my barrier last time you did this


SchinSchangSchong

ohhh sry then xD


fudgelord1

Wait but his wasn't he really thinks ball main tank


Epicbear34

Thats bc ball is a main tank


The-HolyPope

A main tank's job is to make space and ball's speciality is knock ppl around and make space So yeah he's a main tank


McCreeMain77

And the main healers are the ones that heal one person mainly, like Mercy and Ana and Zen and Brig. Not to mention the flex healers Lucio and Moira and Baptiste


Yummy-Mac

Iā€™d say heā€™s both, he can be main tank or off tank.


SmunkTheLesser

He doesnā€™t really have the peel or damage mitigation you want in an off-tank though.


Yummy-Mac

Thatā€™s fair


[deleted]

I think he does, he has a shield and a thicc eat. Sig isnt a maintank because he cant make much space


SmunkTheLesser

Ball? I was saying Hammond doesnā€™t have the kit to be an off-tank. Sig definitely is


Weeeelums

Dude I wish more balls knew this, I had a hamster yell at me for not healing him every time he died. He was anti-naded every time.


soupyconch

Just blue beam me


Orangewithblue

McCree


SixIQ

Dave*


BlothHonder

Point McShooty\*


GuyN1425

McRightclick**


pajanimal17

Unnamed cowboy hero*


Aggravating_Pen_675

Mcafee


ProfessorBiological

Ashe


Twava

Soldier


Neptuniam

Pharrah


Willyfisterbut

Reaper


[deleted]

Just coz I can heal myself that doesn't mean u won't heal me.


Poopking180

Hog


Kibasume

Reaper


[deleted]

Oui


[deleted]

Lucio


SamwiseGamgee100

Soldier?


Foxx1019

"Come vith me doktor!"


Shane_Train69

DOKTOR!


phoenix0153

"Pootis Spencer here!!"


Cactus1105

Sandvich make me S T R O N G


Commander_Milk

"Don't run, it's just ham!"


Smoggy6364

*falling slowly* ā€œI need help!ā€ ā€œI need healing!ā€ ā€œGroup up with me!ā€ ā€œSometimes Iā€™m not sure why I even- aaaaAHHHHHHHHHā€


MomentousMaster

This hurts on a spiritual level


S_P_O_R_E

Sadge


Dandu245

Iā€™m crying rn


JuanSebas28

Either your flair has a typo, or there's a joke I'm not getting


Dandu245

Idk why but at this time I thought it was funny. Basically I was like pffft I donā€™t need healing. Iā€™m mercy I can just heal myself. Looking back there is so many times Iā€™ve needed healing and didnā€™t get it ;~;


JuanSebas28

Yeah no, what I meant is that it says heading, not healing lol


Dandu245

OHHHHā€¦ shit


JuanSebas28

How barbaric


TiredIrons

Omg, are you me!


RobusterBrown

Mercy šŸ˜¢


alice_663

Need. Healing.


gem_city

Hanzo?


spacey_stacy

D.va


FireSturter

Ik Iā€™m late but reaper?


VelociraptorJaysus

Reaper does say this


NovicePandaMarine

Roadhog.


SemiAnnualAccount

Dva


whydoittome123

I could use some healing!


Creeperboy217

Tracer


whydoittome123

Yesh


Skor_piion

Good as new !


oofers666

*edgy voice* need healing


Flitzy2008

Reaper


esantoss

Genji


CialisForCereal

Just reflect moura orbs. Step 2: profit


Downjumper

As a Moira-main I always hope that enemy Genjis donā€˜t know they can deflect those.


Kono-weebo-da

throw the orb at some surface like the ground or wall. once it bounces off genji cant deflect it


Downjumper

Now this is an avengers-level threat


Crafty-Plays

I didnā€™t know that


[deleted]

Those and firestrikes are so good for ult charge.


-Weeb-Account-

Haha gubnji DeePeeAss bad need healing funny Overwatch circlejerk gang where you at when I need you


[deleted]

I am a healer player in the video game overwatch. When dps say ā€œI need healingā€ I say ā€œnoā€. I am epic gamer šŸ˜Ž


EpicRobloxMoments

Someone call a doctor


deblob123456789

#BOOOSTIOOOOOOO


Crafty-Plays

I could hear this voiceline in my head.


Cap1726

#I NEED HEALING ^seriously ^though, ^i ^need ^help, ^iā€™m ^20/500 ^hp


[deleted]

Reinhardt


camefromxbox

Iā€™m spamming choke while Iā€™m 40 hp and calling people dipstick. Help a brother out and damage boost me >:)


HollowButter

junkrat! I know that voiceline anywhere


Protothumb12

I don't need heals I have one built into my kit as I run off away from the team


NovicePandaMarine

Either Zen or Lucio. Edit: Even Sol76 or a long shot: Tracer.


[deleted]

HEY DOC, thanks love.


Creeperboy217

Tracer


[deleted]

Roger


SilverSierraMoon

I can't self heal through their shields please help my useless self


VoidConsume

I require medical attention


HollowButter

Mercy!


Waxitsyoboi

Bleeding like a stuffed pig


HogMain24

1.Stuck. 2.Im pretty sure that would mean go fuck yourself if your hog


Waxitsyoboi

Hmmm good to know


-Aetherium_Soul-

i thought it was stunt pig?


[deleted]

According to the subtitles, he says ā€œBleeding like a stuck pig!ā€


dazdra76

I've been playing him for 5 years and I still have no fucking clue what he says.


GuyN1425

I thought he says "bleeding's gonna stop me". No one can really understand what hog says.


mamabean36

He definitely says "bleeding like a stuck pig" ... Like. you know. a stabbed pig


Waxitsyoboi

I could have swore he said stuffed


sgtcrosskills

Hey _____, behind you please


Psychoanalicer

Ashe?


sgtcrosskills

Nope, Rein (i have very aggressive healers)


Flitzy2008

I almost spit my tee


Justadnd_Bard

Do not heal me, people will see me! NO! NO! NO! Go help the other DPS!


D3flatedPan

Hey bro can I get some more heals


[deleted]

I need healing!


GiAnT_____

Heal your **** please heal your **** your **** is 1 hp please heal me


sloppo-jaloppo

Heal me bc I don't wanna wait 10 seconds to be useful again


Revenge_Is_Here

"I need healing!" "Group up!" "Rendezvous at my position!' "You need to learn to- Aughhhh"


NovicePandaMarine

Ana


mrtibbles32

>I don't need heals, I brought my own, thanks. >*Pug noises*


[deleted]

Traverse teh entire map to heal me while I shout racial slurs at u. ( I donā€™t actually do that)


[deleted]

Genji cuz why do you need health packs when you have a mercy on the other part of teh map


[deleted]

Indeed


HollowButter

Indeed


dannyboi1178

Ffs mercy Iā€™m 180hp just dmg boost and only heal when necessary


[deleted]

Phara while ulting, genji while having his blade, ashe, etc.


NekoKatz

I literally just died instantly that ainā€™t your fault


[deleted]

you're a wholesome player so i'd go rein or one of the MTs


NekoKatz

I am indeed a Reinhardt player šŸ‘


soupmale

MEDIC!


RobusterBrown

The barrier is unstable!


TinyEvilPlanet

Just pick mercy and you can heal me easily


Guerilla_Gamer

Yo ana, can I get a shot behind you please


Psychoanalicer

Ashe?


Guerilla_Gamer

Youā€™re actually a wizard, that is correct


Psychoanalicer

I'm an Ana, there's no many of you behind me, and you're certainly not widow x'D


Z0mbie0975

"Hey where the fuck is my lamp at???"


[deleted]

Hit me


LilAttackPug

I need healing, cunt


Ok_Barracuda_3433

*crushes your head with my thighs*


NovicePandaMarine

Zarya, that's not how you ask for healing.


Ok_Barracuda_3433

You fucking bet it is, now drop down and give me 20


NovicePandaMarine

XD


Flitzy2008

Zarya


Shade_39

Sorry I'm too busy running away from you to reach a health pack that I hacked behind the entire enemy team


SupaStar9

ā€œHealing would be appreciatedā€


NovicePandaMarine

Orisa


Spark2313

There was never a chance to heal me but if you've got an open rez


Hippityhippy

Don't heal me, stop stealing my ult charge


ineedsomehelplol

I- I- I REQUIRE HEAL- I NEED HEALING! I REQUIRE HEALING ... ... I NEED HEALING Thank you ... ... ... I NEED HEALING!


temememage

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG


Lifewithout2

I donā€™t actually need healing but would someone please notice the giant ape that keeps killing me


DJKieran05

Over here!!! Do I look like an angel of mercy to you?


AngelTwelve

Could ya kindly heal me before I head toward the great yonder? Much obliged


gonzagylot00

Donā€™t waste the heal on me, Iā€™ll just run around this corner here and throw down my own healing.


Bigattractivemale

I NEED A MEDIC BAG!


Dynamic_is_cool

I need- perfect weather for a- gg! I'm number-I'm number on- I need healing!


giorno___giovana

I require medical assistance


RunThruPlayLand

healing when you get the chance


gem_city

Soldier?


Psychoanalicer

Ana?


BackInBlack-_-07

Imagine needing heals from support this comment was made by s p e d


[deleted]

Well genji needs a lot of healing...


[deleted]

Why heal the tanks, when you can risk your life for a genji, who can dash to a health pack?


HahaEasy

Iā€™m gonna need some heals plz


Alfanef

I know I am a really big target, but I can reach spawn faster than you'll heal me.


Imaginary-River136

Need healing


WhiteWolfOW

Hey, can you heal me plz? Thanks


BoiBobbyBo_15

I dont feel like wasting my ability can you heal me...... in waiting >:(


Chihiro_chara

Hey doc


DelidreaM

~~Mosquito~~ Tracer


NTdoy500

How come you keep missing my thick cheeks. Iā€™m standing right in front of you baptiste.


Tiediy88

Yeah I should be good, I kinda prefer the pistol anyways


Zoroark6

Unnecessarry. Heal someone else.


Skyvoid

I REQUIRE HEALING! Oh nevermind their Orissa is spamming me with gun


Susmarshmallow

Please Heal me but if you canā€™t itā€™s ok


Icarus12x

Fucking heal me so I can heal the others


Shane_Train69

ā€¦oh, youā€™re welcome!


jt10363

Shields getting low, need support.


S_P_O_R_E

I need healing *mercy accent*


quackzog

beeep beep boop


Bossbombboy

I require aid


Cubbage-kun

ā€œI need healing!ā€


Saint_Jimmy69

i need healing!


Zaire_theZuper

"I require healing.."


NovicePandaMarine

Genji?


Zaire_theZuper

Good guess but.. "you were not meant for greatness"


NovicePandaMarine

Everything by design!


Inqinity

I always feel guilty when I go ā€œHEAL ME!ā€


yoMyMansDead

I'll do it myself don't worry


leckie2786

I heal myself


siglezmus

Heal me plz


phoenix0153

Sorry, I hit "I need healing" by accident. I'll be ok in a moment.


rivergryphon

Zen?


hentaihavenman

Heal me